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Michael Winner Vote score: 21446Michael Winner

"Young man, about these airbags you fitted for me..."

13/07/12 20:00:06

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Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

Randicapped

13/07/12 20:13:09

 
Christopher Harris Vote score: 155Christopher Harris

Pump my ride

13/07/12 20:06:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18698John Glover

"Grandad, that's the last time I'm patching her up, remember, take your sodding teeth out first."

13/07/12 20:09:52

 
F Mackay Vote score: 15866F Mackay

"She reminds me of my late ex."

13/07/12 20:02:30

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Joe T Vote score: 3133Joe T

trust me, it's what your grandmother would have wanted.

13/07/12 20:16:23

 
Colin Dyerson Vote score: 405Colin Dyerson

you charged me twenty quid for this and she keeps going down on me! If i knew that pops I would have charged you another tenner.

14/07/12 0:40:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20355Ian Skelding

Motor Neurone Denise.

13/07/12 20:04:19

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Mark England Vote score: 14620Mark England

"Blimey grandad! When you asked me to fix a slow puncture, I assumed it was a wheel on your scooter."

14/07/12 14:09:36

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5391Ron Allan

"look, Grandad..I sold you it with the superglue to stick the wig in place...it's not my fault if you thought it was lubricant".

13/07/12 20:28:12

 
Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

She stays with me son 'cos I never let her down

13/07/12 20:21:44

 
David Devine Vote score: 1725David Devine

You don't come this way often?

Not since 1947

13/07/12 20:09:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20355Ian Skelding

"Going around looking like that, you're a disgrace to our family," said Grandad.

13/07/12 20:46:37

 
Ben Samuel Vote score: 1433Ben Samuel

It's tough finding work, I'm on the doll

13/07/12 20:27:59

 
Anon Nymous Vote score: 261Anon Nymous

"It's her personality that matters, son"

13/07/12 20:13:17

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

It wasn't the first time Grandad was fucked on his scooter.

13/07/12 20:05:05

 
D C Vote score: 2672D C

Humps for four miles.

13/07/12 23:49:46

 
F Mackay Vote score: 15866F Mackay

"Thanks for getting me one of these mobility hooters."

13/07/12 20:15:22

 
Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

Squeals on wheels

13/07/12 20:08:53

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

Feels on wheels.

13/07/12 20:04:53

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"Can you grease the nipples for me young Man?"

13/07/12 20:02:00

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

My other Wife's dead.

13/07/12 21:01:50

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"I have to jump start it most mornings as it goes flat overnight."

13/07/12 20:37:54

 
Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

"What sex doll?"

13/07/12 20:29:26

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"How many smiles to the gallon do you get?"

13/07/12 20:16:42

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Park and Ride.

13/07/12 20:02:49

 
Mark Cowling Vote score: 579Mark Cowling

"I've told you, call her Grandma"

14/07/12 15:08:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28974Tony Edwards

"He's suffering from Penile Dementia."

13/07/12 21:35:16

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Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Trolley Dolly

13/07/12 21:34:06

 
F Mackay Vote score: 15866F Mackay

Handy baps.

13/07/12 21:26:33

 
Terry Adlam Vote score: 86Terry Adlam

I always come this way!

13/07/12 21:17:44

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"I'm just taking her to the garage Son...To fill her up."

13/07/12 20:24:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28974Tony Edwards

Twat Nav.

13/07/12 20:22:44

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

In my day we had to make do with a bit of vaseline and next door's cat.

13/07/12 20:15:20

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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5413Hercules Rockefeller

"Be nice & say 'Hello' to your grandmother, Curtis."

13/07/12 20:12:33

 
Shandonbelle Vote score: 2733Shandonbelle

"Well the doctor told me to get more exercise..."

13/07/12 20:11:02

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

I don't want to get her pregnant.

13/07/12 20:10:11

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

Hello grandad. Nice to see you up and about.

13/07/12 20:08:32

 
Christopher Harris Vote score: 155Christopher Harris

I've plugged the hole, can I borrow some sellotape?

13/07/12 20:07:48

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5413Hercules Rockefeller

"You dirty rascal!"

13/07/12 20:01:17

 
Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

Bert came to a sticky end when he went too fast over some speed humps

13/07/12 20:00:56

 
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