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	Stool pigeon 02/07/12 20:00:17	23

	Have you seen the new Eddie Murphy trailer? 04/04/12 11:00:08	21

	90 degrees by the pool. 25/03/12 20:00:21	20

	The Wheel's On The Bust.... 18/05/12 11:00:27	3 17

	Braking and Entering. 23/04/12 11:00:12	17

	“This service is suspended until further notice” 25/10/22 20:16:50	16

	Snap, Crackle and Pup. 04/09/15 9:26:50	16

	"Anything you spray may be taken down and used as evidence against you." 31/10/11 11:00:11	2 16

	It's a sex life Jim, but not as we know it. 15/04/12 11:02:23	1 15

	One thing LED to another.... 17/11/11 20:02:04	15

	Tease maid. 25/10/11 20:00:16	1 15

	Braking and entering 23/10/22 22:04:43	1 15

	Mystery virus affects trunks and branches, then leaves. 18/07/18 12:11:18	15


lol 02/08/15 20:07:15		14

	Feline Groovy 09/05/12 11:01:33	14

	But do they have Red Bush? 27/10/11 20:00:47	2 14

	Winners of the Eurovision Thong Contest. 27/05/12 11:19:52	13

	Auld Lang's Sign 17/05/12 11:00:25	13

	"Looks like you've got the same jeans as me." 11/05/12 11:04:03	13

	Ken's taste in wallpaper was quite Conservative. 06/05/12 20:01:34	13

	"Nothing much on Sickipedia to do with this photo," reported Caption.me spokesman. 05/05/12 20:13:15	13

	Quick....they're going fast. 08/04/12 20:00:13	13

	Ironbrew 07/11/11 20:01:55	13

	iPod Nana. 15/09/11 11:01:02	3 13

	The great thing about the new variant of bird flu; you can tell who’s got it . 20/09/22 20:12:08	1 13

	lol x2 "Because you're worth it" 13/03/16 9:20:01	13

	Recently widowed, she consoled herself. 09/09/15 9:36:46	13

	Pat finally succumbed to peer pressure. 30/06/15 20:01:36	13

	Zoe Ball needs new sign to keep her Fatboy Slim. 28/06/15 12:27:17	1 13
Was just about to do a Fatboy Slim caption but you beat me to it. --Doh Nutter
	McFlurry 23/06/15 12:51:24	1 13

	Sacha Barrel Cohen 16/07/15 8:04:57	12

	"Get the tube map up, we're supposed to be at Liverpool Street not Sesame Street." 09/05/12 20:00:33	12

	"The wife's reading annoyed me, so I gave her the boot." 19/03/12 20:00:32	12

	Despite their education, Rupert and Sebastian never understood girls and their cycles. 28/09/11 11:03:42	1 12

	One would assume he has an incredibly small penis. 22/07/18 12:23:16	1 11
He's got a lot of balls to ride it. --John Glover
	It seemed like a good idea, but unfortunately it backfired. 11/03/16 20:45:28	11

	Grasshoppers 06/07/12 20:07:53	11

	Forrest Rump. 06/07/12 11:02:34	1 11

	Morecambe and Eyes. 26/04/12 11:06:55	6 11

	Apparently the Frogs call it a Ménage à Trois. 09/04/12 11:10:13	1 11

	Daytrippers 05/11/11 11:00:20	11

	"I'm not paying. Put it on the tabby." 28/10/11 20:15:29	11

	Sadly, it had been years since he was laid. 20/09/11 11:44:21	11

	"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster. But we can't do heads." 03/07/12 20:17:35	1 10

	A Damien Thirst. 31/05/12 11:12:58	10

	Jerry got plastered at the 19th hole. 21/04/12 11:54:27	10

	Hide and squeak 11/03/12 20:00:17	10

	While my guitar gently weeps. 07/03/12 20:00:27	10

	"Mirror, Mirror on the wall who is the furriest one of all?" 25/11/11 11:00:22	1 10

	A reptile dysfunction. 22/11/11 20:01:09	1 10

	Y.M.C.Neigh 10/07/15 20:03:28	10

	New tractor-check. Wedding- check. Next job.. fertiliser 10/09/22 8:26:43	9

	I think it's coming; Alpaca bag. 22/07/15 20:00:20	9

	It's a long time since I've seen so many branches of Woolies. 13/04/12 20:00:50	9

	"This week I 'ave mostly been eating rust." 12/04/12 11:09:39	3 9

	It takes one shot Tequila rabbit. 05/04/12 20:01:00	9

	It wasn't Apache on his last place. 01/04/12 11:01:41	9

	Strained eyes. 28/03/12 20:00:21	9

	Ice cream tubs. 10/03/12 11:00:15	1 9

	"Why do you call him Tiny?" "Because he's my newt" 22/11/11 20:00:09	1 9

	AKA 'The Kernel' 20/11/11 11:00:31	1 9

	Club 18-30FF 14/10/11 20:03:38	9

	Beachy Ed 03/10/11 11:01:21	9

	Since finding ab-duct tape Jim found it easier to keep his girlfriends. 30/09/11 11:02:18	9

	Faith's friends gathered to see her famous leap. 14/09/11 11:00:28	1 9

	US officials recruited to hunt for Gaddafi Duck. 10/09/11 11:33:20	1 9

	I really love this architect's work but I didn't see this one coming. 26/01/16 8:11:55	8

	Bush tucker trial improved by Tandoori marinade. 09/08/15 8:16:00	8

	Great way to travel, but what if I lose my bearings? 28/06/15 10:17:00	8

	*Sarge, I've got him he's failed the polygraph "' 27/06/15 20:16:48	8

	" You bloody moron...it's your wedding day, you weren't supposed to wear that kind of penguin suit" 24/06/15 22:05:37	8

	Tomfoilery 10/05/12 11:00:16	8

	When collecting purchases from IKEA , first check you've got all the legs. 23/04/12 20:00:39	8

	Skibiscuit. 29/03/12 20:00:26	8

	Pizza captions are all about the delivery. 18/11/11 11:06:16	8

	♫ Radio Ga-Ga, Radio Goo-Goo ♫ 14/11/11 20:01:53	8

	Cheek bones 13/11/11 11:25:12	8

	"Holy Jesus Mother of God! There's Kitty!" "So who's in the bloody coffin then?" 09/11/11 20:02:39	1 8

	Cocoanuts 07/11/11 20:01:24	8

	"This will stop you licking your balls Mr Hamilton." 07/10/11 11:00:58	8

	The minx with the hole 02/10/11 11:05:28	8

	It's draining men. 01/10/11 11:34:18	8

	"Daddy, if you don't play properly I'll tell Mummy everything." 30/08/11 11:21:16	8

	lol Relax dude...you know we only get gravy bones if we sit still. 23/11/22 8:42:43	7

	He was very grateful for their kind hospitality; he’d been sat on the neighbour’s doorstep for a month. 22/11/22 20:44:09	7

	“Okay, okay ... I absolutely promise not to piss on your herbs, but please remove the cuffs” 07/11/22 8:00:29	7

	creative The best bit about floral sex was his beard. 19/09/22 12:00:38	1 7
And the beardtongue. --Willie Johnson
	First pictures of Trump's personal gift to Putin, perfect for Russian winters, a willy warmer made from his own pubes. 17/07/18 20:19:24	2 7
There's something very disturbing about this caption! --Pussy Galore
	Barry was definitely shitting himself, but at least there would be no skid marks. 16/07/18 20:36:51	7

	Outdoor Jim 26/03/16 20:02:31	7

	Held in captivity. 24/10/15 12:16:49	7

	Nanotechnology 09/08/15 13:10:31	7

	Old age sucks. 09/09/12 11:46:44	7

	"I heard they were just after his lolly". 12/07/12 11:03:45	7

	Mayor dreams come blue. 06/05/12 20:00:23	7

	Heely Bin 04/05/12 20:10:34	7

	Snatch of the Day 01/05/12 20:00:35	7

	Maid in Heaven. 25/04/12 20:02:07	7

	Never ever tell your girl that she needs a shave. 18/04/12 20:03:06	7

	A Francis Bacon? 30/03/12 20:00:40	7