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	Snow patrol 12/03/23 20:00:17	14

	As Paul hopped to the toilet he realised he'd have been better off if he'd put his prosthetic leg on first Mon 8:00:54	13

	Are the batteries free of charge? 31/01/23 12:32:20	13

	The Only Way Is Zzyzx 27/01/23 8:00:20	1 12

	This is what happens when you wait until the cat's ready to get off your lap before you get up.... 17/01/23 12:06:05	12

	clever Looks like he's running out of Ayr 08/01/23 12:23:38	12

	Pizza Excess 04/01/23 20:38:45	12

	Cops and lobbers 12/03/23 20:20:37	10

	The traffic lights have turned ember 14/03/23 20:00:19	9

	Piste-achio ice cream 16/01/23 12:00:29, edited: 16/01/23 12:04:46	9

	Stop in the name of the thaw! 12/03/23 20:04:47	8

	The Three of Spades 26/02/23 12:43:14	8

	Stair of the dog 13/03/23 8:00:21	7

	She's got a chip on her shoulder 26/02/23 8:09:12	7

	clever It's amazing how long Boris's hair is when it's properly combed instead of sticking up in the air in forty different directions 02/02/23 20:02:33	2 7

	I think there's been a misunderstanding. I said we were looking forward to having a grand Parents Evening 15/02/23 20:31:06, edited: 15/02/23 20:31:29	6

	....and your internet search history 14/02/23 9:56:31	6

	That's a good way to keep your diet on track 03/02/23 12:52:59	6

	lol Johnny, I think Granny's waited long enough for you to play your turn at Scrabble 15/01/23 12:14:24	6

	Bud Not So Light 28/02/23 20:00:39	5

	Reports of woman who stole mirror from seaside residence. Police are looking into it 21/02/23 21:24:46	5

	Will you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you marry me? 02/02/23 12:47:22	5

	COVID restrictions are starting to get a bit crazy... 01/02/23 8:00:11	5

	Council employees were less than impressed with the snowploughing equipment they were given after the budget cuts 08/01/23 8:06:45	5

	These fit like a bream 08/03/23 12:59:04	4

	What a unique horn 06/03/23 21:37:29	4

	They score a C minus for this design 21/02/23 9:47:59	4

	That's a bit cucumbersome 18/02/23 17:06:57	4

	Antcartica 10/02/23 13:56:38	4

	Crocodile Drunkee 04/02/23 20:00:33	4

	Crocodile beers 04/02/23 20:00:15	4

	Tiramisloo 28/01/23 20:30:48	4

	Dad, what are you doing here checking up on me at work? I've had enough of you being a helicopter parent! 24/01/23 8:01:06	4

	The book deal didn't work out then... 22/01/23 20:00:29	4

	Banana splat 15/01/23 20:00:17	4

	Eggs Been-nicked 05/01/23 12:29:33	4

	All I want for Christmas is brew 26/12/22 9:29:20	4

	There's that comedian, Grasp a Carrot 25/12/22 13:42:48, edited: 25/12/22 13:43:03	4

	Paul's mash up of Scooter and Rihanna didn't quite hit the mark 13/03/23 13:19:01	3

	That dog must have been desperate for a pee - he's flooded the field! 04/03/23 13:01:17	3

	This woman must be very attractive - lots of guys are frying her up 27/02/23 12:29:05	3

	She's burger 19/02/23 20:00:19	3

	Paddling drool 09/02/23 8:10:26	3

	They're my ex girlfriend's nose rings. Quite appropriate given what a cow she was 02/02/23 10:23:19	3

	The NHS is going to the wall 01/02/23 12:27:21	3

	The guys had expected burgers and kebabs when they were invited along to a barber queue. 29/01/23 12:14:38	3

	That was certainly an explosive number 2 18/01/23 8:11:40	3

	Think outside the box 20/12/22 0:14:24	3

	The crash happened after the driver tried to overtake a bike, electric tricycle and a penny farthing who were hogging the road Mon 13:43:12, edited: Mon 13:43:33	2

	This work of art will end up in the Loovre Sun 8:03:31	2

	Deerkat 15/03/23 8:00:18, edited: 15/03/23 8:07:22	2

	🎵 world in emotion.. 12/03/23 12:34:19	2

	...and here we have Sid the Spelling Squirrel who helps children learn their letters. Today's letter is 'n', which Sid is helpfully spelling out with his tail 11/03/23 22:01:21, edited: 11/03/23 22:02:01	2

	He always was a bit of a carse 11/03/23 12:13:40, edited: 11/03/23 12:13:49	2

	Wetherspooning Heights 06/03/23 16:26:57	2

	Iron Made 'Em 26/02/23 12:41:32	2

	Hyuncinth 22/02/23 16:38:16	2

	Now look at how daft you look running into the sea with an ironing board 21/02/23 21:26:25	2

	Elizabeth Taylor's former spouses travel to her latest wedding 16/02/23 20:09:59	2

	Stuffing his face 14/02/23 20:11:42, edited: 14/02/23 20:59:08	2

	Jeez, that'll teach me to have one too many. I've really gone off track trying to get back to my house 13/02/23 20:11:39	2

	Bike-on Frise 12/02/23 8:42:49	2

	Rocking the banana look in platform peels 10/02/23 8:34:26	2

	Blimey, this guy's unlucky in love - look at the number of engagement rings he's been given back! 02/02/23 8:00:38	2

	A big crack suddenly appeared in the two way mirror 28/01/23 8:00:35	2

	Rock Paper Scissor Sisters 26/01/23 12:03:30	2

	Don't let your dog past that sign! You'll end up in deep shih-tzu 23/01/23 12:58:00	2

	The partygoers had got a bit overenthusiastic with playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey 16/01/23 20:07:53	2

	The bananas were losing their appeel 15/01/23 20:04:03, edited: 15/01/23 20:04:35	2

	Plans for the launch of a glow in the dark hi vis vest were still up in the air 14/01/23 7:08:47	2

	Looks like he's trying to wash away the taste of the liquid cheese from the last caption 🤢 11/01/23 15:08:26	2

	The chef who spent all those hours making this must have really kneaded the dough 04/01/23 20:05:19	2

	The bad news is, we forgot the pizza cutter 04/01/23 20:01:16	2

	Volgarity is the new hairstyle in fashion 28/12/22 12:29:54	2

	Rainway station 13/03/23 20:00:14	1

	That's pretty impressive given that two minutes ago you were scaling the building naked 13/03/23 13:04:35	1

	That's an unusual stair carpet you've had fitted while I was away love ..by the way, why is our child bald? 13/03/23 8:03:07	1

	Looks like someone's husband came home early 12/03/23 8:00:26	1

	Why didn't you just use jump leads like everyone else? 10/03/23 18:14:57	1

	Guns and Funny Poses 10/03/23 8:34:49	1

	When I asked you to bake some cookies, I meant the edible variety 08/03/23 20:21:02, edited: 08/03/23 20:21:36	1

	The museum had found a great item to spearhead their new exhibition 06/03/23 21:02:25	1

	I think I misunderstood when you invited me to the toilet to get high 06/03/23 16:27:41	1

	That practical joke we played putting a fake toilet sign above the hole in the mountain which doesn't lead anywhere is going better than expected 06/03/23 12:54:17	1

	Rihanna launches a new range of shoes 04/03/23 13:02:53	1

	As the baby came out, Jane realised getting a taxi to the hospital when she went into labour would have been a better idea than cycling there 03/03/23 16:53:25, edited: 03/03/23 16:53:38	1

	This place is so bad, even the germs are dead 01/03/23 17:37:10	1

	Katie's aversion to the toilet in the earlier caption would soon disappear after drinking all that 28/02/23 20:09:31	1

	I asked for a beer that was easy to down in one, not one that was easy to drown in 28/02/23 20:01:49	1

	Captain: We're all looking a bit crumpled, I wonder if we could get one of the locals to bring us an ironing board 27/02/23 12:36:59	1

	Mirth of Forth 25/02/23 12:31:26	1 1
Already done - 12:00:12 --Al Overy
	No sugarcoating here 25/02/23 10:21:00	2 1

	Would you like some T, Mister? 24/02/23 20:31:22	1

	Well, you did say you wanted a chair with arms 20/02/23 12:47:43	1

	Hey, get your hands off my bun! 19/02/23 20:00:26	1

	'How do I look?' Phil asked his mates as he was about to get into his wedding outfit. 'Glad you lot didn't get up to anything too crazy on my stag do last night.' 19/02/23 12:31:02	1

	The Kama Sutra model was starting to regret not waiting for her male counterpart to come back from the loo before she got into position 17/02/23 23:02:14, edited: 17/02/23 23:02:30	1

	That train is very artistic. It's drawn a crowd 16/02/23 20:01:17	1

	There might be 99 cans but the wife has given me a can't 12/02/23 14:40:53	1

	Skoda the Hedgehog 10/02/23 13:56:06	1