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12/03/23 20:00:17 |
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08/04/23 8:00:10 |
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20/03/23 8:00:54 |
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Are the batteries free of charge? 31/01/23 12:32:20 |
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05/04/23 20:00:11 |
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27/01/23 8:00:20 |
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This is what happens when you wait until the cat's ready to get off your lap before you get up.... 17/01/23 12:06:05 |
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Looks like he's running out of Ayr 08/01/23 12:23:38 |
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04/01/23 20:38:45 |
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At least there wouldn't be a problem getting concrete evidence of the damage for the insurance claim 16/04/23 20:00:42 |
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12/03/23 20:20:37 |
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Mary Poppins made a good nanny - she liked to be in charge 07/04/23 20:46:32 |
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The traffic lights have turned ember 14/03/23 20:00:19 |
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16/01/23 12:00:29, edited: 16/01/23 12:04:46 |
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07/04/23 8:01:27 |
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06/04/23 20:14:14 |
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12/03/23 20:04:47 |
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26/02/23 12:43:14 |
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Mary Poppins was shocked by the weather 07/04/23 20:00:36 |
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13/03/23 8:00:21 |
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She's got a chip on her shoulder 26/02/23 8:09:12 |
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02/02/23 20:02:33 |
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18/05/23 13:06:54 |
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Bang bang kitty kitty bang bang 22/04/23 20:21:32 |
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15/02/23 20:31:06, edited: 15/02/23 20:31:29 |
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....and your internet search history 14/02/23 9:56:31 |
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That's a good way to keep your diet on track 03/02/23 12:52:59 |
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Johnny, I think Granny's waited long enough for you to play your turn at Scrabble 15/01/23 12:14:24 |
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23/04/23 12:00:18 |
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13/04/23 8:19:00 |
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I wouldn't sit in that position - everyone will be able to see if you're a true Scotsman! 13/04/23 8:02:09 |
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"Aye, there's naething worn under the kilt - it's a' in full working order." --Molly R
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05/04/23 20:00:35, edited: 05/04/23 20:02:04 |
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03/04/23 20:22:23 |
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The painters were also mathematicians. They were very fond of the 6 x table 29/03/23 12:12:35, edited: 29/03/23 12:12:45 |
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The council's new gardener had misheard when he was asked to mow the local terrain 25/03/23 8:00:58 |
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24/03/23 12:04:21 |
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28/02/23 20:00:39 |
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Reports of woman who stole mirror from seaside residence. Police are looking into it 21/02/23 21:24:46 |
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02/02/23 12:47:22 |
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COVID restrictions are starting to get a bit crazy... 01/02/23 8:00:11 |
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08/01/23 8:06:45 |
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14/04/23 8:01:03, edited: 14/04/23 8:03:29 |
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10/04/23 8:29:03 |
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30/03/23 15:26:16 |
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08/03/23 12:59:04 |
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06/03/23 21:37:29 |
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They score a C minus for this design 21/02/23 9:47:59 |
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18/02/23 17:06:57 |
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10/02/23 13:56:38 |
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04/02/23 20:00:33 |
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04/02/23 20:00:15 |
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28/01/23 20:30:48 |
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24/01/23 8:01:06 |
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The book deal didn't work out then... 22/01/23 20:00:29 |
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15/01/23 20:00:17 |
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05/01/23 12:29:33 |
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All I want for Christmas is brew 26/12/22 9:29:20 |
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There's that comedian, Grasp a Carrot 25/12/22 13:42:48, edited: 25/12/22 13:43:03 |
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Well that's one way to win at hide and seek on the train 13/05/23 10:37:41 |
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The Scot didn't care how long they'd been married, he just wanted his independence 08/05/23 8:11:25 |
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03/05/23 10:39:56 |
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Right, that's it. I've been waiting long enough for my dinner 22/04/23 20:20:07, edited: 22/04/23 20:20:17 |
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When Bill's wife said Iceland was a good place to go if you wanted a barbecue, she meant the shop 12/04/23 20:11:33, edited: 12/04/23 20:12:32 |
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I might be a while getting there, bear with me 11/04/23 8:00:33 |
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10/04/23 12:13:02 |
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24/03/23 12:05:47 |
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23/03/23 8:00:11 |
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Paul's mash up of Scooter and Rihanna didn't quite hit the mark 13/03/23 13:19:01 |
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That dog must have been desperate for a pee - he's flooded the field! 04/03/23 13:01:17 |
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This woman must be very attractive - lots of guys are frying her up 27/02/23 12:29:05 |
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19/02/23 20:00:19 |
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09/02/23 8:10:26 |
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They're my ex girlfriend's nose rings. Quite appropriate given what a cow she was 02/02/23 10:23:19 |
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01/02/23 12:27:21 |
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The guys had expected burgers and kebabs when they were invited along to a barber queue. 29/01/23 12:14:38 |
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That was certainly an explosive number 2 18/01/23 8:11:40 |
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20/12/22 0:14:24 |
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21/05/23 18:35:56 |
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23/04/23 11:21:56 |
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13/04/23 8:00:33, edited: 13/04/23 8:05:15 |
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Looking at Google Maps it says...bear to my right 11/04/23 8:02:56 |
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07/04/23 12:16:24 |
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This still doesn't answer the question WHY? 28/03/23 9:32:19 |
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He went by the name of Busky Pink 21/03/23 13:23:36 |
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Numpty Numpty sat on a wall... 21/03/23 8:02:31, edited: 21/03/23 8:02:38 |
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20/03/23 13:43:12, edited: 20/03/23 13:43:33 |
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This work of art will end up in the Loovre 19/03/23 8:03:31 |
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15/03/23 8:00:18, edited: 15/03/23 8:07:22 |
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12/03/23 12:34:19 |
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11/03/23 22:01:21, edited: 11/03/23 22:02:01 |
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He always was a bit of a carse 11/03/23 12:13:40, edited: 11/03/23 12:13:49 |
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06/03/23 16:26:57 |
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26/02/23 12:41:32 |
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22/02/23 16:38:16 |
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Now look at how daft you look running into the sea with an ironing board 21/02/23 21:26:25 |
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Elizabeth Taylor's former spouses travel to her latest wedding 16/02/23 20:09:59 |
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14/02/23 20:11:42, edited: 14/02/23 20:59:08 |
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12/02/23 8:42:49 |
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I doth my cap to you!
8:02am
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The Only Way Is Zzyzx [Jo]
Hahaha. I love this but have no supervotes.
8:12pm
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It's amazing how long Boris's hair is when it's properly combed instead of sticking up in the air in forty different directions [Jo]
very Good
9:43pm
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It's amazing how long Boris's hair is when it's properly combed instead of sticking up in the air in forty different directions [Jo]
Same theme as 12:00:15 and 12:00:25.
12:16pm
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A murder of crows [Jo]
Looks more live div vision.
10:48am
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The painters were also mathematicians. They were very fond of the 6 x table [Jo]
No, it's a Beef Steerokee Silveramoo ... [I'll see myself out]
12:47pm
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Is that car a Daemoo? [Jo]
"Aye, there's naething worn under the kilt - it's a' in full working order."
8:44am
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I wouldn't sit in that position - everyone will be able to see if you're a true Scotsman! [Jo]
That's dreadful news, Molly. We can't use the old ereptile dysfunction jokes.
8:48am
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I wouldn't sit in that position - everyone will be able to see if you're a true Scotsman! [Jo]
Where did the "true Scotsman" come from? Were the first commandoes Scots because Scots supposedly go commando?
Carry On Up The Khyber has the "Devils in Skirts" where going commando and flashing are weaponized. In Brave heart, they do this also by baiting the English army by mock flashing kilt strewn cocks and arses.
Is it seen as uncivilised or the mark of a true barbarian not to wear underwear? Or is it because some folk are afraid of genitalia? 🤔
It's funny as well as this only applies to men and not women. If a woman wears a kilt, do you think anyone would ask her if she's a "true Scotswoman"? 🤔
I'm sure plenty of women as do men go commando and nobody knows any different or gives a toss
10:57am
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I wouldn't sit in that position - everyone will be able to see if you're a true Scotsman! [Jo]