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Mark England Vote score: 18711Mark England

Never try to leave a barbers without paying

01/07/21 12:19:39

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Great caption Mark but I think Al Overy deserved a nod for being first to come up with the barber idea which hadn't occurred to me. --Stephen Bean
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

Post Mortem

01/07/21 13:55:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34337Tony Edwards

The ghost of Dracula is finally put to rest.

01/07/21 12:51:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17956Stephen Bean

"I agree, your son is indeed a talented artist Mr and Mrs Banksy, it's just that his drawings in the playground are scaring the other five year olds."

01/07/21 12:00:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25586Ian Skelding

"What do think Watson?"
"That the perpetrator doesn't think the victim's heart was in the right place."

01/07/21 12:13:54

 
Mark England Vote score: 18711Mark England

Blimey, I remember when a Humphrey would just sneakily steal your milk

01/07/21 12:51:32

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This is a wonderful place for being reminded of what you thought you had forgotten long ago. (You don't know where I put my glasses, do you?) --Molly R
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15808Dave Bryan

''I dont think this is going to be my day. First I was run over by a steamroller and then a pole dropped from the sky and impaled me.''

01/07/21 12:08:29

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Not to mention having your eyes surgically removed. --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 6840Al Overy

Barberous!

01/07/21 12:01:29

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

KIllustration

02/07/21 0:27:54

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8966James Lennox

"... and this, Susie, is the WRONG way to insert a tampon."

01/07/21 14:10:04

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

"Something for the bleak end Sir?"

01/07/21 13:39:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15808Dave Bryan

''Thank God it missed my heart. Good job I asked for a close shave.''

01/07/21 12:43:24

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

Note to self, CSI fail number one, don't colour in between the chalk lines and leave the murder weapon

01/07/21 12:39:22

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

Impoled

01/07/21 12:01:24

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 581Tiny Alien

Art Attack!

02/07/21 6:19:53

 
Pip Rae Vote score: 46Pip Rae

A Guiness Book Of Records stunt gone wrong. Never try to balance horizontally on a pole with an elephant to top of you!

01/07/21 17:26:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

Dave's first day back in the office and he was really struggling to replace the toner.

01/07/21 13:00:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6098Karyn Harrison

It's called 'Flat White with Straw'.

01/07/21 12:32:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25586Ian Skelding

"We've also found what looks like white hands and feet nailed to the crossing Sir."

01/07/21 12:18:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34337Tony Edwards

Beware of rising bollards!

01/07/21 12:10:43

 
Molly R Vote score: 2950Molly R

The notice said NO JAYWALKING!

01/07/21 12:10:24

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Gang members complain about the poles coming over here taking their jobs.

01/07/21 12:03:27

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6840Al Overy

After a third cartoon was murdered with a red and white striped weapon, police are asking 'Where's Wally?'.

01/07/21 12:01:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17956Stephen Bean

"Oh no, Dave's had an art attack!"

01/07/21 12:00:10

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Dave's an artist, I'm sure he's had a stroke...of genius --Glyn Evans
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2960Willie Johnson

Ironically, he always wanted to be a candy striper.

01/07/21 20:48:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17956Stephen Bean

He's suffering from post traumatic chest disorder.

01/07/21 17:44:19

 
Pip Rae Vote score: 46Pip Rae

The Omen!

01/07/21 17:25:35

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

Barbacide

01/07/21 16:51:58

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"I suggest the murderer could be a racing driver Watson."
"What makes you think that Holmes?"
"They always prefer the pole position."

01/07/21 13:52:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

A Barberous Killing

01/07/21 13:29:00

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3463Mark Wilson

Deadpole

01/07/21 13:26:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

I knew from his gangster lifestyle he would end up on the slab

01/07/21 12:51:01

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Stick Figure

01/07/21 12:28:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25586Ian Skelding

"OK Primary 2, I think we'll leave the Find the Body Organs game and go back to Pin the Tail on the Donkey."

01/07/21 12:25:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

George Galloway unveils his Jo Cox memorial.

01/07/21 12:25:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

Pierced Brosnan.

01/07/21 12:24:54

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

Trip Incisor.

01/07/21 12:24:45

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

Donor Kebab.

01/07/21 12:24:31

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Ah, I see you're putting that graphic arts degree to good use."

01/07/21 12:22:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25586Ian Skelding

Slab the Impaler

01/07/21 12:20:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15808Dave Bryan

Pole-axed

01/07/21 12:13:32

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Street crime are we on the right path?

01/07/21 12:01:03

 
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