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Vanessa the Guesser		creative In other words - U FO 18/04/20 12:11:28	23

Stephen Bean		clever Rowed hog 04/10/19 20:02:43	23

Troompa Loompa		creative clever x2 Dave wasn't impressed at how Legal and General settled his claim for the roof repair. 02/08/19 22:22:08	23

Vanessa the Guesser		clever x2 Bow legged. 11/07/19 8:18:11	23

Vanessa the Guesser		clever "Euston, we have a problem" 30/04/19 12:21:58	23

Gavin Smithers		clever "I'm afraid we're giving the part to Ursula Andress" 26/04/19 9:59:08	23

Chris Keegan		creative clever x3 Convenience food. 21/04/19 14:14:53	23

Vivvy En		lol "Do you mind...? I work nights, you know." 28/02/19 20:54:27	23

Glad You Remember		clever "It's members only, sir." 26/12/18 12:01:59	23

Tina Flowers		lol 'It's not you Ken, it's me, I just want more space'. 28/11/18 21:55:22	2 23
I agree with Dave, this one was so good I refused to attempt a caption... --G fj
Mark England £50
	lol creative 01/10/18 20:04:56		20 23
I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments --Mark England
stone face		lol creative "Has Nan gone out with that big glass ashtray in her mouth again?" 26/08/18 20:57:14	23

Pete		Amazon customer help desk. 09/08/18 20:22:44	23

Welsh Rarebit		creative "Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache." 29/07/18 20:08:29	23

Neil Mackenzie		lol x2 Essex Girls struggle to wear knickers on special occasions. 26/07/18 8:00:44	1 23
Ah, that's 'cracked' me up. You're so mean. --Vivvy En
Tony Edwards		lol creative Climb it change 15/05/18 8:55:45	23

Stephen Paterson		clever x3 He'll be back in his crypt tonight. 10/05/18 12:14:18	23

Jonathan Allsopp £50		lol creative clever Because Mrs Benson had been hiding under the bed at the time of the burglary, the line-up at Clacton police station was somewhat unusual. 17/04/17 8:35:16	14 23
Amazing. The comments mean a lot more than the 50. Very kind. May the silliness long continue!Thanks. --Jonathan Allsopp
Mark England		lol x3 creative In his younger days, Don King had a fetish for licking squirrels arses 23/01/17 20:16:38	3 23
It's based on Don King's unique hairstyle --Mark England
Ian Skelding		clever x3 The battery's dead. 02/01/17 20:25:25	2 23
That is the best caption for some time. Nice work. --Dan Nicholls
Stephen Paterson		clever Bah HungBug! 22/12/16 12:01:58	2 23
Thank you folks, that's now my best scoring caption. :-) --Stephen Paterson
Steve Wright £50		lol x3 clever Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern. 09/12/16 15:09:17	14 23
Yeah truly fantastic caption --Petey Bee
Smuldo £50
	lol clever 03/11/16 8:02:11		11 23
Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers ðŸ˜ --Smuldo
Greg Curtis £100
	creative clever 20/08/16 12:15:41		17 23
Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place... --Greg Curtis
Tony Edwards		lol x3 clever "Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 20:35:59	23

Steve Davies		lol clever x2 "Let me see, Google , images , Medusa, ah shit. 25/10/15 20:20:14	2 23
"Is that really you Medusa? Well stone me..." --Boycie
Tony Edwards		Spinal chord 09/09/15 12:44:04	23

Dan Nicholls		lol "Hello is that customer complaints? I need to return some goods...well, I ordered a leotard". 06/08/15 8:01:16	2 23
From Amazon I presume. :-D --Chris Halliwell
Tony Edwards		lol x2 clever "Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07	2 23
He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
John Glover		They made me take my silverback. 27/01/15 12:02:16	23

Pete		lol Who ate all the flies? 15/08/14 9:44:18	23

Tracy Davidson		creative The Pristine Chapel. 02/07/14 8:00:20	23

Leroy Brown		lol x3 Just done it..... In your new shoes! 24/06/14 20:00:57	23

matt cunningham		creative x3 Tiddly wink 16/03/14 9:37:01	23

Brian Malco		lol "I told you we should've used heavier barrels to store the helium - go get the step ladders..." 05/03/14 20:09:07	23

Michael Winner		lol x5 "Nigella! Have you been on the coke again?" 15/12/13 8:30:56	1 23
Now we know who's really behind the exhibits in Charles Saatchi's gallery. Damien Hurst? Tracy Emin? Neither can match the creativity of Nigella on coke. --Mark England
Mark England		lol creative x2 Cuepid 27/08/13 20:01:41	23

Hercules Rockefeller		Del Monte Python 27/03/13 12:00:30	2 23
The Full Monty Python? --Cath Jones
Tony Edwards		Trophy wife. 17/01/13 8:02:46	23

Dan Dan £100		"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby." 11/11/12 20:03:59	17 23
Thank you for your kind comments and pm's. It's a privilege just to be part of such a fantastic site and group of people, and like it's been said before, this is the icing on the cake. --Dan Dan
John Llamas		Ales of the Unexpected 18/09/12 8:17:42	23

Ken Stapleton		Swindler's Lift 14/08/12 8:00:16	1 23

John Llamas		Water Raleigh and Francis Drake 11/08/12 11:01:06	7 23

Michael Winner		"Young man, about these airbags you fitted for me..." 13/07/12 20:00:06	1 23

Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe		Stool pigeon 02/07/12 20:00:17	23

Pete		"Does it come Whitbread?" 25/06/12 20:00:36	23

Mr. Toad		“I best be off- the wife’ll be having kittens.” 28/10/11 20:02:31	23

Grant Amey £50		Andrex puppies just don't make good police dogs 30/09/11 11:29:19	12 23

Vanessa the Guesser		lol "Are you one of those Harey Bikers?" 03/05/24 20:10:10	22

James Lennox		lol ...followed closely by 12 disciples, a horde of Romans, and the Benny Hill theme music. 01/05/24 12:06:27, edited: 01/05/24 13:38:16, suggested edits	1 22

Stephen Bean		UNICORN FOUND Thanks to local heroin 15/04/24 20:28:54	22

Dave Bryan		clever When the shit hits the man. 07/04/24 20:56:13	22

Glyn Evans		lol "Didn't I say to go before we got in the jacuzzi?" 03/04/24 20:05:31	22

Karyn Harrison		A fish out of mortar 28/03/24 20:00:36	22

Vivvy En		There's a message in there somewhere 24/03/24 8:19:58	22

C CaMel		clever x2 George Orwelly 21/03/24 11:46:23	22

Ian Skelding		Trotters Independent Waders 21/03/24 8:10:38	22

Scrijjy Doo		Chariots of Fryer 18/03/24 20:02:12	22

Dave Bryan		clever ''Have you ever fought before?'' ''I was wrestling with the accounts all morning.'' 02/03/24 8:20:01, edited: 02/03/24 8:28:26	22

Mark England		"The journey was so slow. It kept stopping at every lamp-post" 01/03/24 12:03:31	22

C CaMel		clever x2 “During mating season the male will search for a female that is presenting.” 28/02/24 12:35:58	22

C CaMel		lol “When your employer is really glad you’re leaving.” 27/02/24 8:05:25	22

Dot Old		creative "I wasn't expecting this when I asked for red square nails." 22/02/24 13:31:18	22

Ben Samuel		Aviary tired dog 17/02/24 20:03:06	22

Vanessa the Guesser		lol I thought I heard the delivery guy knocking. 17/02/24 12:01:37	22

John Harrison		lol "I think it's a Bigasso." 12/02/24 20:08:22	22

Dave Bryan		CLOSING TIME AT KNOWSLEY SAFARI PARK ''Don't worry, it must be hiding in the bushes.'' 08/02/24 12:08:35	1 22
Crap, sorry Dave. I missed voting on this pic. Would have Supervoted this. --James Lennox
Vivvy En		Dinner's on me 29/01/24 20:15:59	22

Dave Bryan		''If someone doesn't buy a brick soon, I'm going to throw in the trowel.'' 27/01/24 8:05:07	22

Dave Bryan		Arch Garfunkel 24/01/24 8:29:18	22

Stephen Bean		"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49	22

Mr Dome		clever From cradle to grave 19/01/24 8:47:48	22

Mark England		lol x2 "Trek 300 miles across the plains in search of water? Fuck that I've just got a flight for £4.99 on Ryanair. Lands 10 minutes from the watering hole" 15/01/24 12:28:36	1 22
The flight is £4.99, but the extra weight over the standard limit will be another £4990. --Molly R
Phil Swan		lol Dave was determined to get his money's worth at the Build a Bear shop. 11/01/24 20:03:04, edited: 11/01/24 20:08:37, suggested edits	1 22
I've left a bit of a pedantic edit suggestion Cap Auth. Feel free to ignore. --James Lennox
C CaMel		lol x2 “What’s the password?” ‘Miow?’ “I really should change that, come in.” 10/01/24 8:04:44	22

Julia Kinsey		Furrytail of New York 04/01/24 12:22:21	22

Tony Edwards		clever x2 Only Fuel is Horses 03/01/24 10:08:09	22

Brian Butterfield		lol Canada has the world's highest wage for paper rounds. 20/12/23 20:15:27, edited: 21/12/23 15:09:50, suggested edits	22

C CaMel		“When you go and give blood with your brother and it gets competitive.” 10/12/23 20:03:14	22

Vanessa the Guesser		lol "Bit disappointed with this Plenty of Fish website.." 09/12/23 8:03:25	2 22
Too many old trout? --Al Overy
Julia Kinsey		"Now tell me what you want what you really really want..." 01/12/23 20:36:16	1 22

The Wolf		lol "Dad said I couldn't make a rocket out of the fairy liquid bottle until it was empty." 22/11/23 8:03:07	22

James Lennox		Mttens 13/11/23 8:01:26	1 22
Nice one ... It took me a while --John Glover
The Wolf		"I need to lose weight. My diet has been rubbish lately." 10/11/23 8:09:22	22

Mark England		lol The Scottish version of Knight Rider had a car called KILT. 06/11/23 8:12:43	1 22
Curious to see what's under the bonnet --Boycie
Boycie		Oh great - they get VR headsets and I get this crap 05/11/23 12:07:26	22

The Wolf		lol x2 "Emma, of course there are no hard feelings about you getting the promotion. Let's just enjoy the Christmas party. Come here..." 02/11/23 20:05:15	22

The Wolf		lol Scuba diving lessons for men - SOLD OUT 01/11/23 8:03:00, edited: 01/11/23 8:31:30	22

The Wolf		It was such a shame when Quaker Oats went bust. 26/10/23 20:12:53	1 22

KT A		clever And this is the real reason that Van Gogh ended up without an ear 20/10/23 8:07:59	22

The Wolf		lol "Cheers mate. It's difficult to scratch your bollocks with these gloves on." 13/10/23 20:13:59	22

Dave Bryan		How could anybody refuse him? 10/10/23 8:00:57	22

Brian Butterfield		clever Mick Taylor regrets leaving the Rolling Stones. 01/10/23 12:04:45	22

The Wolf		lol Half an hour he's been on those tits now. My Dad's got one hell of an appetite. 22/09/23 12:00:24	22

The Wolf		"How many do you smoke a day?" "30 love." 10/09/23 12:03:55	22

Stephen Bean		"Checkout that dress!" 07/09/23 12:04:20	22

Ian Skelding		creative “Oh my God, is that Ginger in there?” 01/08/23 8:10:30	22

Stephen Bean		Rest in piste 30/07/23 12:00:19	22

Al Overy		Jenny felt safer with planes after her recent helicopter experience. 22/07/23 8:03:39	4 22
Well, she hasn't got wet hair any more. --Karen McDonald
Nigel Marshall		lol It was still early days of transition from zoom to office meetings. 24/05/23 8:02:04	22

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