Nigel Marshall

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lol creative x2 14/07/22 8:00:14		21 34
This caption gave me a genuine LOL moment. And getting two captions in the monthly top three is a very rare achievement for any captioneer. AND this is only your first month on the site! Well done Nigel. --Chris Beach
	lol creative “For goodness sake Janice, pay 10p for a bag, the whole of Aldi is looking!’ 23/07/22 12:57:31	1 29

	lol Never sneeze near the pick n mix 02/11/22 20:00:55	25

	clever Unions warned this would happen if they carried on paying the drivers peanuts. 07/03/23 8:19:30	19

	Lower right you win anything from the bottom shelf, top right and the large Teddy is yours. 26/01/23 8:25:23, edited: 26/01/23 8:25:47	19

	I used to like it when the street names were shorter, it’s a real pain filling in forms. 29/12/22 9:12:59	18

	I’m so glad we didn’t get a flat 24/11/22 8:00:21	18

	Eventually the Police sniper caught him as he couldn’t resist chasing the little red dot. 11/12/22 9:07:56	17

	clever Christmas charades was always a blast. “ A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush!” Shouted Aunty. 22/12/22 8:23:44	16

	Archaeologists uncover Mr Potato Heads ancestors 03/09/22 8:06:00	1 15

	“Freeze!” 12/03/23 20:01:24	14

	Pearl harbour 08/09/22 13:03:30	14

	“Mind the tap” 13/03/23 20:03:07	12

	Women confirm this is the normal face for a Brazilian 12/03/23 12:49:01	12

	It was a perfect score from the strictly judges, they had never seen such passion in the Pasodoble 04/12/22 21:05:07	12

	Come on Tesco this needs sautéing out 24/10/22 8:25:56	12

	“That baby looks weird!” Said Grandad with his 3 hands. 13/10/22 8:16:28	1 12

	This web page uses cookies: Accept Yes or No 11/07/22 8:45:21	12

	How’s bigs your pool mate? .. 56 foot 19/10/22 8:01:22	11

	Confusion and panic as Julie announces she’s got another one brewing. 17/07/22 8:51:48	11

	Caught short stories 24/10/22 20:27:25	10

	As cramp set in, he wished he hadn’t offered his leg as a chair 15/09/22 8:05:56	10

	“Ooo that’s got a bit of a bite to it” 05/08/22 14:04:40, edited: 05/08/22 14:05:22	10

	Bedknobs and Breadsticks 24/07/22 8:32:39	10

	clever Funny Caption Here 10/07/22 3:19:55	10

	“Just head upstairs” 13/03/23 8:01:08	9

	Amazing Graze 30/11/22 8:21:59	9

	Meals on wheels 15/11/22 8:00:18	9

	“I’d still give it 5 mins” 04/11/22 20:26:49	9

	Child obesity is highlighted once again, as not so little Alan lands heavy from the slide. 06/07/22 21:10:17	9

	Rainbow warriors 10/03/23 8:07:28	8

	It was a controversial shoot, the day Bungle died. 18/11/22 12:14:24	8

	‘That storm looks nasty’ “Don’t worry I’m in my thermals” 21/07/22 20:40:30	8

	I was going to tumble dry it but that would have been two deer 25/01/23 8:25:20	7

	lol “and your name sir?” ‘Warwick Davis’ 21/11/22 8:17:55	7

	“Are you sure your arse isn’t catching the back wheel Love?” 15/10/22 21:08:51	7

	Starter pistol 11/10/22 8:00:23	7

	“And his guide dog just watched as the Ambulance drove away.” 27/08/22 14:08:55	7

	Deliverule 31/07/22 22:13:16	7

	The shark was left unsatisfied. “We’re going to need a bigger bloke” 24/03/23 8:19:05	6

	It’s giving me mixed signals 14/03/23 20:00:37	6

	…and a Diet Coke please 05/02/23 14:41:58	6

	“We are over! you’re just a lazy cow and I’m not horny anymore” 27/11/22 9:48:22	6

	A novel idea 16/08/22 8:09:17	4 6

	‘ It was time for the Groom to make his screech’ 18/07/22 8:00:23	6

	“ he’s saying he passed his test with Scalextric sarge” 21/03/23 8:00:14	5

	Finally an ad campaign to clean up Stella’s image. 23/12/22 12:24:16	5

	They met on Halitosis.com 28/11/22 20:04:00	5

	Party animal 26/11/22 20:10:53	5

	Finally Rob Brydon explained what happened on ‘that fishing trip’ 21/11/22 12:05:42	5

	It was a cruel trick to swap Bens white stick for a wand, he was there hours finding the light switch. 21/11/22 8:23:36	1 5
And when he found it the bloody thing didn't work ;) --James Lennox
	He heard about the Flying Scotsman 14/11/22 8:00:45	5

	“Yeah, he’s a house cat” 12/08/22 14:41:59	5

	Built like a sh!t brick house 19/07/22 18:34:10	5

	The UV light picked up evidence of last nights orgy. 19/07/22 8:17:17	5

	“…and this one comes with a matching foot rest” 15/07/22 20:03:24	5

	We met on Hatch.com 15/07/22 12:38:13	1 5

	“Useless!! 20 minutes to peel one banana and now lunch break is over” Cried Alan. 10/07/22 10:20:41	5

	‘Mac and Cheese’ 08/07/22 21:16:02	5

	Wacky races 19/03/23 14:04:51	4

	‘Beware of the Seagals’ 06/03/23 8:01:02	4

	Lego KITT 02/03/23 12:00:29	4

	lol “Does this smell of rohypnol?” 22/12/22 14:40:59	4

	Cat nap-kin 14/12/22 20:22:35	4

	“Room for one more?” 02/12/22 8:14:43	4

	As the modern day cast of Snow White assembled for photos, Happy, Shiny, Radiant, Glitzy, Sparkly and Silky were ready but Snacky missed it. 29/11/22 8:31:20	4

	This is where we stayed on our first Continental holiday. 24/11/22 8:01:10	4

	They were both now firing blanks 17/11/22 8:01:56	4

	Are you sure it’s Faux leather? 02/11/22 8:02:52	4

	don’t Care Home 30/10/22 22:14:53	4

	Tug bloke 29/10/22 12:00:39	4

	Cut down on mobiles, ewes a lambline 23/10/22 9:33:41	4

	HMS limbo 09/10/22 11:22:59	4

	“Yes love, just me and the lads on the stag do” 13/09/22 20:56:15	4

	Ha! A Stork with a sense of humour 24/08/22 12:47:56	4

	The designer hated all the cat comments relating to his ‘elephant with bow in hair’ shop sign 20/08/22 17:48:35	4

	Feng Shui suggested the settee was 2 feet to the wall. 15/07/22 20:32:11	4

	Jim looked on longingly, he could only dream of a balcony to sunbathe on. 12/03/23 9:07:13	3

	Jenny always got carried away doing Y.M.C.A 06/03/23 8:06:37	3

	Bus Lightyear 19/01/23 20:04:09	3

	Good buoy 27/12/22 12:49:52	3

	Even on the works Christmas party, Nick was up the boss’s arse. 23/12/22 8:00:52	3

	I went there and had paw service. 21/12/22 8:16:13	3

	He’s skipped leg day 20/12/22 8:15:13	3

	Hand tuggage 11/12/22 20:04:27	3

	Not actual size Just a scale model 30/11/22 21:18:24	3

	He named her Cherry. By the morning she was gone. 26/11/22 20:25:22	3

	Yes he’s a purebred pedalgree 24/11/22 20:00:52	3

	“My postcode? …. Yes it’s 205/55 R16 91W“ 24/11/22 8:58:42	3

	He gave the other passengers a real freight 14/11/22 8:10:06	3

	Anyone fancy a fruit pasture 11/11/22 20:03:03	3

	Shrek 4 was a lot darker than the other movies 10/11/22 8:17:54	3

	Flymo 09/11/22 20:13:40	3

	That’s Gross-man 05/11/22 8:40:44	3

	Hells kitchen 05/11/22 8:34:06	3

	“He’s the only triplet that would ever face the camera” 04/11/22 8:00:55	3

	I’ve got my step-dad painting the stairs 03/11/22 8:03:53	3

	Unfortunately it’s only two pages long as the pencil was heavy 27/10/22 8:06:29	3

	Definitely an UPS lorry 20/10/22 20:49:55	3

	Water feeture 19/10/22 8:00:34	3

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Yep, a fair bit of editing this morning, I couldn't keep up with it either...

[anon]

16/08/22
2:42pm

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A novel idea [Nigel Marshall]

8:08:51 is mine Nigel. It was a necessary edit, as I'd missed the "Reading" caption and written one very similar. To be fair, I'm glad my new entry beat your post by a few seconds as otherwise I'd have had to apologise to you as well as 8:00:10, and try again wink Anyway, a vote for you as I know your entry was totally independent of mine.

By the way, I hope nobody attaches a stigma to editing. It has always been encouraged on caption.me and 90% of the time it's just tweaks to improve wording. This shouldn't be discouraged. Thematic changes I'd generally avoid, but in some cases, such as this, it's necessary.

[anon]

16/08/22
9:10pm

comment on caption:
A novel idea [Nigel Marshall]

Yeah no problem by me, I thought I’d not checked properly before posting them realised we must have been typing in sync…. by the time I’d come back and seen it you had more votes so just left it all alone with an apolog y 😂

(caption author)

16/08/22
9:18pm

comment on caption:
A novel idea [Nigel Marshall]

Lol, love this one!

[anon]

03/09/22
8:25am

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Archaeologists uncover Mr Potato Heads ancestors [Nigel Marshall]

I hadn't even noticed that third hand 'til you pointed it out.... 😳

[anon]

13/10/22
8:46am

comment on caption:
“That baby looks weird!” Said Grandad with his 3 hands. [Nigel Marshall]

We only had this two days ago. Stop milking it.