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lol creative x2 14/07/22 8:00:14		21 34
This caption gave me a genuine LOL moment. And getting two captions in the monthly top three is a very rare achievement for any captioneer. AND this is only your first month on the site! Well done Nigel. --Chris Beach
	lol creative “For goodness sake Janice, pay 10p for a bag, the whole of Aldi is looking!’ 23/07/22 12:57:31	1 29

	lol Never sneeze near the pick n mix 02/11/22 20:00:55	25

	lol It was still early days of transition from zoom to office meetings. 24/05/23 8:02:04	22

	“hands up!! who wants a burger “ 03/04/23 8:05:25	22

	At least knife crime is down. 26/11/23 12:19:08	20

	“Thank you for tipping your Uber driver” 29/09/23 12:09:09	19

	clever Unions warned this would happen if they carried on paying the drivers peanuts. 07/03/23 8:19:30	19

	Lower right you win anything from the bottom shelf, top right and the large Teddy is yours. 26/01/23 8:25:23, edited: 26/01/23 8:25:47	19

	I used to like it when the street names were shorter, it’s a real pain filling in forms. 29/12/22 9:12:59	18

	I’m so glad we didn’t get a flat 24/11/22 8:00:21	18

	An officer and genital man 16/04/23 12:00:54	17

	Hot cross nuns 31/03/23 20:16:36	17

	Eventually the Police sniper caught him as he couldn’t resist chasing the little red dot. 11/12/22 9:07:56	17

	clever Christmas charades was always a blast. “ A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush!” Shouted Aunty. 22/12/22 8:23:44	16

	Archaeologists uncover Mr Potato Heads ancestors 03/09/22 8:06:00	1 15

	clever I didn’t even know TV’s had a shelf life! 13/08/23 13:44:30	14

	What a charming pic 22/06/23 8:07:41	14

	The Cistern Chapel 06/05/23 9:00:37	14

	“Freeze!” 12/03/23 20:01:24	14

	Pearl harbour 08/09/22 13:03:30	14

	Such amazing grace 01/08/23 20:12:37	13

	Good to see Ray Reardon out and about 06/05/23 20:12:38	13

	clever 🔊Hello Whipsnade security “Hi Alan, I’m working from home tomorrow, see you Thursday” 11/04/23 8:42:13	13

	After finally filling in the potholes, Council workers desperately try to hide the evidence of how deep they actually were. 16/03/24 8:29:40	12

	Must be healthy, he’s got a wet nose. 28/09/23 20:08:44	12

	They seemed bigger when I was a kid 18/08/23 8:11:13	12

	“Seat comfy?” Yeah fits like a glove 29/07/23 20:47:12	12

	lol 🎶Oranges and Lemons.. 16/04/23 12:04:11, edited: 16/04/23 15:04:59	5 12
But then 'Orange and Oranges' doesn't really sound right either --Mr Dome
	“He liked to stretch his privates” 16/04/23 12:00:18	12

	Jim had grown a foot since last year 31/03/23 8:05:50	12

	“Mind the tap” 13/03/23 20:03:07	12

	Women confirm this is the normal face for a Brazilian 12/03/23 12:49:01	12

	It was a perfect score from the strictly judges, they had never seen such passion in the Pasodoble 04/12/22 21:05:07	12

	Come on Tesco this needs sautéing out 24/10/22 8:25:56	12

	“That baby looks weird!” Said Grandad with his 3 hands. 13/10/22 8:16:28	1 12

	This web page uses cookies: Accept Yes or No 11/07/22 8:45:21	12

	Model railway 09/11/23 20:03:28	11

	To be fair, when Barry from next door photobombed, he gave it everything. 27/08/23 20:33:41	11

	How’s bigs your pool mate? .. 56 foot 19/10/22 8:01:22	11

	Confusion and panic as Julie announces she’s got another one brewing. 17/07/22 8:51:48	11

	He came out the closet at a very young age 15/09/23 20:08:35	10

	“This would be so much easier if I hadn’t skewered my own wrist” 11/08/23 20:07:11	3 10
Maybe he's practising for something.[I apologise to all of Christianity] --James Lennox
	After updating the photocopier to a 3-D printer, the Christmas party was much more fun. 30/04/23 12:48:04	10

	“ so that’s one plain and one with crushed nuts” 01/04/23 12:01:09	10

	Caught short stories 24/10/22 20:27:25	10

	As cramp set in, he wished he hadn’t offered his leg as a chair 15/09/22 8:05:56	10

	“Ooo that’s got a bit of a bite to it” 05/08/22 14:04:40, edited: 05/08/22 14:05:22	10

	Bedknobs and Breadsticks 24/07/22 8:32:39	10

	clever Funny Caption Here 10/07/22 3:19:55	10

	It was the worse case of the shits he’d ever had. 10/12/23 20:07:48	9

	Stella effort 13/06/23 8:10:05	9

	“Just head upstairs” 13/03/23 8:01:08	9

	Amazing Graze 30/11/22 8:21:59	9

	Meals on wheels 15/11/22 8:00:18	9

	“I’d still give it 5 mins” 04/11/22 20:26:49	9

	Child obesity is highlighted once again, as not so little Alan lands heavy from the slide. 06/07/22 21:10:17	9

	De fender of the realm. 04/01/24 8:31:58	8

	This was going to be a strongly worded letter. 09/11/23 8:46:23	8

	It was the most sinister end to Colin the Caterpillar 16/08/23 8:26:23	8

	“Look you’ve had 3 disastrous attempts at a Tiger, try something simple like a caterpillar!” 21/04/23 12:38:42	8

	lol Barry’s 15th email to the council regarding potholes outside his house seemed to have struck a nerve. 16/04/23 20:11:16	8

	Rainbow warriors 10/03/23 8:07:28	8

	It was a controversial shoot, the day Bungle died. 18/11/22 12:14:24	8

	‘That storm looks nasty’ “Don’t worry I’m in my thermals” 21/07/22 20:40:30	8

	The van busters 19/03/24 8:26:08	7

	‘She’s on the spectrum’ 01/01/24 20:08:11	7

	Our local store has gone bust. 24/12/23 12:18:32	7

	Breast mates 24/11/23 8:08:13	7

	The height of fashion. 11/10/23 20:10:30	7

	“Next furball and I’ll finish your mums jumper” 01/09/23 8:16:31	7

	It’s lovely to get away and chill. 31/07/23 8:20:20	7

	“See this Linda, from this day forward I will look at it more than I look at you” 25/07/23 8:12:40	7

	No tools left on this bike overnight 24/07/23 8:21:22	7

	Short bacca and sides please. 19/07/23 20:21:19	7

	First aid please!! We’ve got a bleeder 01/06/23 8:26:07	7

	Just married and he was already in a booth with his X! 08/05/23 8:06:07	7

	lol * Hi lads, Jim’s feeling really low, let’s meet for a beer to cheer him up, but he’s a private guy so act natural as if nothings wrong* …. Oh for goodness sake 01/05/23 8:33:24	7

	“For best results cook frozen” 12/04/23 20:01:32	7

	Delivermoo 04/04/23 12:20:29	7

	I was going to tumble dry it but that would have been two deer 25/01/23 8:25:20	7

	lol “and your name sir?” ‘Warwick Davis’ 21/11/22 8:17:55	7

	“Are you sure your arse isn’t catching the back wheel Love?” 15/10/22 21:08:51	7

	Starter pistol 11/10/22 8:00:23	7

	“And his guide dog just watched as the Ambulance drove away.” 27/08/22 14:08:55	7

	Deliverule 31/07/22 22:13:16	7

	Russell was always a stupid dog name. 01/08/23 12:25:48	1 6

	Sidebearinggum Husky 23/07/23 20:21:33	6

	Pinky’s on the Brain 13/07/23 20:26:22	6

	Just clamp me but don’t write it on my van! 10/07/23 8:02:49	6

	Don’t tip the waitress! 29/06/23 8:13:22	6

	I’ve got a really hot date later 25/06/23 9:12:14	6

	Sam Smith - spring/summer collection 08/06/23 20:56:54	6

	“Alexa don’t go! I promise no more Cliff Richard” 07/06/23 8:12:59	6

	“Is that a step-ladder?” … ‘yes, I never knew my real ladder’ 04/06/23 20:02:16	6

	Looks nothing like a Raven burger thought scamp. 18/05/23 8:24:49	6

	🎶 Winding your way down on Beaker Street 11/04/23 20:00:50	6

	For sale: 6 eggcups 04/04/23 22:36:00	6

	He carried his heart on his sleeve and his sole on his back. 31/03/23 8:20:23	6

	The shark was left unsatisfied. “We’re going to need a bigger bloke” 24/03/23 8:19:05	6