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	creative It was done with cutting hedge technology 02/01/24 8:57:05	26

	clever Farmer Geddon 06/01/23 8:00:23	25

	clever It's too wet to woo 20/07/23 19:11:07	24

	“It must’ve shrunk in the carwash" 02/02/23 12:01:35	23

	Why do celebrities give their kids such ridiculous names… 26/01/23 12:00:26	23

	Furrytail of New York 04/01/24 12:22:21	22

	"Now tell me what you want what you really really want..." 01/12/23 20:36:16	1 22

	clever Free gift with your AA membership 22/02/23 8:03:14	21

	clever x2 I ain’t afraid of no goats 09/08/23 19:01:35	2 19

	lol Sometimes we all need a shoulder to crayon 26/04/23 19:33:22	19

	Was he enjoying his holiday? Ohh Yes! 09/02/23 8:00:28	1 19

	It’s bad enough when birds sit on your washing line 25/01/23 8:01:13	19

	I don’t think this sport will take off 06/01/23 22:20:36	19

	clever I ain’t a freight of no goats 01/01/23 8:54:53	19

	Tarmac Adam 30/08/23 11:51:34	18

	“Mind your backs please! Warm up act coming through…” 01/06/23 7:01:21	18

	clever It had a good review on Trip Advisor 12/01/23 8:01:30	18

	I will not shit outside the litter tray I will not shit outside the litter tray I will not shit outside the litter tray 10/12/23 8:15:17, edited: 10/12/23 10:58:37	17

	clever Chess nuts hosting in an orphan foyer 06/08/23 19:12:30, edited: 08/08/23 7:37:20	4 17
Excruciating. Love it. --Karen McDonald
	Acupunchair 06/02/23 8:00:14	17

	That shark just wants to have his kayak and eat it 01/09/23 19:20:22	16

	The buck stops here 11/01/24 8:07:55	15

	I wish I’d chosen strawberry in heinzsight 28/10/23 19:01:20	1 15

	What shellfish parents! 09/10/23 19:04:49	15

	I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a boar… 02/03/23 8:00:15	6 15
Upvote for the first sentence Kate. I'm with Dave on the second ;) --James Lennox
	clever Many Amazon parcels left on the front step are stollen... 28/02/23 12:00:13	15

	Clunk Click Every Sip 22/02/23 8:02:41, edited: 22/02/23 9:25:53	1 15

	Buddha-pest 24/12/22 20:00:20	15

	And she wonders why she got pregnant…. 08/01/24 8:08:12	14

	He looks like someone with low morels 19/07/23 11:32:13	14

	I won’t string up those who come up with “Cat and the Fiddle” or “Schrödinger” puns because I don’t agree with acts of violins 06/02/23 12:00:15	14

	lol “We have to darling, he’s your brother” 14/01/23 20:05:25	1 14

	Careless Vespa 28/12/23 8:02:01, edited: 28/12/23 14:34:41, suggested edits	13

	Terror Tubbies 24/10/23 11:00:54	13

	I have warm mammaries of wearing this jumper 21/09/23 7:28:00	13

	Dunk Bed 23/03/23 12:03:39	13

	Vestival of Lights 13/01/23 20:00:16	13

	There was no denying that defrosting of the upright freezer was way overdue 31/12/22 8:09:04	13

	clever 🎶This Charmin Man🎶 28/12/23 20:06:15	12

	lol I don’t think “Mary Poppins - The After Years” will have the same appeal. 13/10/23 7:02:41	12

	creative "Shall I be Mummy..?" 08/09/23 11:14:05	12

	Planet of the grapes 17/07/23 11:00:42	12

	He’s looking for love in Alderaan places 06/07/23 19:50:22	1 12

	Paint Your Volkswagen 02/07/23 12:15:03	12

	creative x2 “RightWingardium Leviosa” After which Hermione received a lifetime ban at home matches 21/05/23 7:00:30	4 12

	This neighbourhood is full of Coke heads 09/02/23 12:00:22	12

	Beertricks Plotter 27/01/23 20:00:13	12

	I’m blactose intolerant 22/01/23 12:00:27	12

	creative “Dean, Don, Mary, Lee, Ann, Hei(di)” 03/10/23 19:06:40	11

	“ I’ve unkellogged the sink” 26/09/23 19:47:50	11

	Charmin pair of earrings 28/06/23 19:27:50	11

	“Have you met my other half?” 22/01/23 8:00:18	11

	clever Wurst case scenario 13/01/24 20:11:27	10

	For the shear fun of it… 04/01/24 20:05:02	10

	Puss in Reboots 09/12/23 8:13:53	10

	Pup tarts 07/12/23 12:21:44	10

	Bruise Wayne 22/10/23 7:09:30	10

	I hear the Pita of tiny feet 14/09/23 19:45:02	10

	He’s trying to find that work/life balance 04/09/23 11:02:37	10

	A sign of the crimes 14/08/23 12:11:08	10

	Optimists see a kiss, Pessimists kiss their beer money goodbye 20/07/23 7:18:10	10

	Uncle "D" was an excellent ventriloquist, even though he said so himself 18/07/23 19:40:40	10

	Sue Barker 09/07/23 11:07:05	10

	Pussy magnet 27/04/23 7:02:01	10

	Aren’t they a little too young to be in charge of a breadly weapon? 16/03/23 12:00:15	10

	”Do you feel that NASA isn’t taking this all female launch seriously Angie? ” 03/03/23 8:00:14	10

	clever Trying to pronounce it is a consonant struggle 27/01/23 8:00:16	10

	There’s no whey I curd drink this 11/01/23 8:00:46	10

	Pin-up girls 10/01/23 8:00:50	10

	“We’re only feeding our cat holefoods…” 09/01/24 8:18:31	9

	Black Addercadabra 07/01/24 21:08:48	9

	The monkeys at Chester Zoo are being over indulged if you ask me… 03/01/24 20:20:13, edited: 03/01/24 20:22:01	9

	Oops. Wrong chalet… 09/09/23 19:03:51	9

	Seoul Mates 29/07/23 7:03:11	9

	Spare tyre 14/06/23 19:01:11	9

	She looks a little Koi wearing it… 09/02/23 20:00:13	9

	I think I prefer the original cubs uniform 14/01/24 13:19:03	8

	“Play another thong…” 17/12/23 8:30:44	8

	🎶He ain’t nothing but a pound dog 🎶 04/12/23 12:02:23	8

	Macavities not there 13/11/23 8:15:15	8

	All We Are Saying Is Give Fleece a Chance 06/10/23 11:11:04	8

	I don’t know what she sees in them 13/09/23 7:07:39	8

	It’s a polygamist cat. He has nine wives 02/09/23 7:20:39	8

	Well you can do anything but lay off my blue webbed shoes 19/08/23 7:07:17	8

	lol “Quick call the RSPB! I think the stork needs resuscitation...” 17/08/23 19:06:26	8

	Barber Fett 19/07/23 19:09:38	1 8
This pun is a cut above --Mr Dome
	Thin Lizzard 31/05/23 19:36:02	2 8
"It's not thin or even a lizard." [Willie Johnson] "Neither is Thin Lizzy." [caption author] "Fair enough. Here's a vote."[Willie Johnson] --Willie Johnson
	After a while he realised she had a heart of stone and flew off 23/04/23 7:56:28	8

	After all the bad press he needed a break 20/02/23 8:10:54	8

	“Haven’t seen one of these since I got out of prism” 07/02/23 9:14:46	8

	This stationery is not stationary 05/02/23 8:09:37	1 8

	His love life wasn't exactly a car crash but he’d had a number of near Mrs 02/02/23 8:00:14	8

	I’m trying to think outside the box for this one 21/01/23 8:20:59	8

	I don’t know if there’s a tracker in my car but someone’s definitely keeping tabs on me 17/01/23 20:00:27, edited: 17/01/23 20:05:47	8

	It was then she realised he was actually talking through his arse 22/12/22 12:06:21	8

	Bridle Suite 03/01/24 8:52:35	7

	Heads or Pails 19/12/23 20:44:03	7

	“ You’ll only feel a slight da Pinchi…” 10/12/23 12:59:50, edited: 10/12/23 13:02:52	7

	Success with this invention is 10% Inspiration, 90% perspiration 08/12/23 20:02:14, edited: 09/12/23 8:10:04	7

	She could’ve just waited for a Thor 03/11/23 8:06:07	7

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Thanks Kathleen. You've given far more thought to the caption than I clearly didn't!!

(caption author)

10/09/23
9:25pm

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Dober Man [Julia Kinsey]

LOL... Don't Mention It!

Kathleen Ralph

10/09/23
9:56pm

comment on caption:
Dober Man [Julia Kinsey]

Kathleen: According to the 35th edition of Ostentatious Medical Terminology, the technical term is "Moobs".

Cap Auth: You could go with 'Dober Mam', but I don't think it matters. These days gender is much harder to identify than dog breeds wink

James Lennox

11/09/23
3:04am

comment on caption:
Dober Man [Julia Kinsey]

Thanks for the INFO, James... I never heard of the term 'moobs' before. I only knew Gynecomastia from working at a Medical Clinic.
I JUST looked it up to see if you were pulling my leg... and it did indeed say another word for Gynecomastia was Moobs. Learn Something NEW, EVERY DAY.

Kathleen Ralph

11/09/23
3:56am

comment on caption:
Dober Man [Julia Kinsey]

"You Catch more Flies with 'Honey' than you do with "Vinegar." MANNERS Rule!

[anon]

27/09/23
4:50pm