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	clever Farmer Geddon 06/01/23 8:00:23	25

	“It must’ve shrunk in the carwash" 02/02/23 12:01:35	23

	Why do celebrities give their kids such ridiculous names… 26/01/23 12:00:26	23

	clever Free gift with your AA membership 22/02/23 8:03:14	21

	Was he enjoying his holiday? Ohh Yes! 09/02/23 8:00:28	1 19

	It’s bad enough when birds sit on your washing line 25/01/23 8:01:13	19

	I don’t think this sport will take off 06/01/23 22:20:36	19

	clever I ain’t a freight of no goats 01/01/23 8:54:53	19

	clever It had a good review on Trip Advisor 12/01/23 8:01:30	18

	Acupunchair 06/02/23 8:00:14	17

	I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a boar… 02/03/23 8:00:15	6 15
Upvote for the first sentence Kate. I'm with Dave on the second ;) --James Lennox
	clever Many Amazon parcels left on the front step are stollen... 28/02/23 12:00:13	15

	Clunk Click Every Sip 22/02/23 8:02:41, edited: 22/02/23 9:25:53	1 15

	Buddha-pest 24/12/22 20:00:20	15

	I won’t string up those who come up with “Cat and the Fiddle” or “Schrödinger” puns because I don’t agree with acts of violins 06/02/23 12:00:15	14

	lol “We have to darling, he’s your brother” 14/01/23 20:05:25	1 14

	Vestival of Lights 13/01/23 20:00:16	13

	There was no denying that defrosting of the upright freezer was way overdue 31/12/22 8:09:04	13

	This neighbourhood is full of Coke heads 09/02/23 12:00:22	12

	Beertricks Plotter 27/01/23 20:00:13	12

	I’m blactose intolerant 22/01/23 12:00:27	12

	“Have you met my other half?” 22/01/23 8:00:18	11

	Aren’t they a little too young to be in charge of a breadly weapon? 16/03/23 12:00:15	10

	”Do you feel that NASA isn’t taking this all female launch seriously Angie? ” 03/03/23 8:00:14	10

	clever Trying to pronounce it is a consonant struggle 27/01/23 8:00:16	10

	There’s no whey I curd drink this 11/01/23 8:00:46	10

	Pin-up girls 10/01/23 8:00:50	10

	She looks a little Koi wearing it… 09/02/23 20:00:13	9

	After all the bad press he needed a break 20/02/23 8:10:54	8

	“Haven’t seen one of these since I got out of prism” 07/02/23 9:14:46	8

	This stationery is not stationary 05/02/23 8:09:37	1 8

	His love life wasn't exactly a car crash but he’d had a number of near Mrs 02/02/23 8:00:14	8

	I’m trying to think outside the box for this one 21/01/23 8:20:59	8

	I don’t know if there’s a tracker in my car but someone’s definitely keeping tabs on me 17/01/23 20:00:27, edited: 17/01/23 20:05:47	8

	It was then she realised he was actually talking through his arse 22/12/22 12:06:21	8

	This is what happens when the Pied Piper of Hamelin goes on a Pride march 07/02/23 8:12:29, edited: 07/02/23 8:17:16	2 7

	“Are we in Wales yet?” 27/01/23 8:18:18	7

	Vlad the Impala 22/01/23 8:13:04	7

	Scarlet O’Horror 04/01/23 8:04:21	7

	C-thruPO 26/12/22 20:00:17	7

	How meyney glasses do you get from a bottle this size? 21/02/23 12:00:18	6

	Actually he’s feline pretty daft in it… 11/02/23 8:04:53	6

	“Come in now children. WALK! You should never run with Scissors...” 26/01/23 12:00:13	6

	Roetary Washing Line 25/01/23 8:00:14	6

	I saw this on a Monday and my heart stood still Da do run-run-run, da don’t run-run 23/01/23 12:25:49, edited: 23/01/23 12:29:26	6

	Chip ’n’ Ale 11/01/23 12:00:11	1 6

	Surf Water Raleigh 02/01/23 12:23:16	6

	Pre-party Girl / Post-partum Girl 31/12/22 20:07:49	6

	Slaindeer 23/12/22 20:00:28	6

	Ugliness runs in the family… 01/03/23 20:26:23	5

	For those about to stick on a load of mirror puns… Take a long hard look at yourself and reflect on what you’re doing… 21/02/23 20:00:22	1 5
I see myself in this caption. --Peter Houle
	I had a close brush with an Audi in a car park today 08/02/23 12:00:18	5

	Cry me Arriva 03/02/23 12:00:15	5

	I can’t take the pressure of trying to be creative but losing out to obvious puns and toilet humour…… aarrrggghhhhh!!!! 29/01/23 8:00:20, edited: 29/01/23 8:00:59	1 5
The Howl and The Messy Splat --Al Overy
	“Perhaps in hind sight we should’ve done a full mount” 22/01/23 8:15:17	5

	Looks fedorable 21/01/23 12:00:39	5

	I’m sure McVities used to put 8 wrapped penguins in a pack? 20/01/23 8:00:18	5

	Vorsprung whatthe Furch Technik 19/01/23 20:00:38	5

	Taken off Fyffe support 15/01/23 20:01:00	5

	This place has gone to the dogs 24/12/22 8:00:24	5

	Chips off the old croc 01/03/23 20:24:51, edited: 01/03/23 20:25:08	4

	Up here he wondered if he’d ever be spotted 26/02/23 20:01:05	4

	Havoc broke out at the Ladies WI when the washing up rota was challenged 07/02/23 20:00:40	4

	I can’t believe this. No woman would leave the seat up... 28/01/23 20:00:22	4

	”What do you mean you can’t find your jumper? 26/01/23 20:02:05	4

	I don’t think this idea to improve ambulance response times will take off. 24/01/23 8:00:15	4

	Univerkitty Challenge 13/01/23 12:01:46	4

	🎶 When the bough breaks the condo will fall… 11/01/23 20:02:07	4

	Please Lord, make me lactose intolerant 11/01/23 8:01:49	4

	I don’t think old nuclear sites should be turned into nature reserves 09/01/23 8:00:22	4

	One for the album-en 05/01/23 12:19:50	4

	Oh Danny Boy, the pipes the pipe’s appalling 30/12/22 21:17:56	4

	You know when you’ve been Tangoed… 23/12/22 8:00:15	4

	Hairy Houdini 19/12/22 20:17:39	4

	Mussolini had a strong following of yes men Fri 20:01:24	3

	Oolong has he been in there? 19/02/23 8:43:41	3

	They went to extreme lengths to get Barry up and into the truck on Monday mornings 08/02/23 8:00:18	3

	China Crisis 07/02/23 20:00:16	3

	”Do I want any sugar for my tea? No thanks, Waitress, I need to watch my waistline…” 05/02/23 12:00:26	3

	Bugger! Forgot nappies. I knew there was something else… ….Ah feck it! 31/01/23 20:00:15	3

	“Wouldn’t you think she’d put up net curtains” 28/01/23 8:00:28	3

	I don’t what to make of it except I’d win Scrabble with it 27/01/23 8:00:33	1 3

	🎶Regrets…I’ve had a few…”🎶 Like when I sneeze… 26/01/23 8:03:23	3

	“This PPE is no good” said Matt. “Even if you are my bessie mate” 23/01/23 8:31:39, edited: 23/01/23 8:34:08	3

	Val wondered why her B&B guests weren’t rebooking 22/01/23 12:01:11	3

	Don’t judge me until you’ve walked a mile in my shoes. Or tried to… 21/01/23 20:00:15	3

	Bananamamba 21/01/23 12:01:49	3

	It caused mast hysteria 19/01/23 8:02:03	3

	Please accept my Gondolances 19/01/23 8:00:57	3

	Classic maypole dancing combined with the Hokey Cokey was deemed a mistake in hindsight 16/01/23 20:12:33	1 3
Sorry Cap Auth. I normally switch to "earliest" view when voting, but didn't just now and accidentally voted for 20:27:18 first. You deserve more votes. --James Lennox
	I might be going off-piste here but where’s the flake? 16/01/23 12:00:19	3

	“Right children, I’ll untie your hands from behind your backs once one of you tells me who’s taken the chalk..” 09/01/23 12:02:02	3

	Pimp My Slider 08/01/23 8:01:52	3

	Pumpkin Squash 07/01/23 12:00:16	3

	“Where’s the loo?” 05/01/23 20:03:13, edited: 05/01/23 20:03:56	3

	Mug shot 05/01/23 20:00:17	3

	Sue Chef 05/01/23 8:46:31	3

	Street Food 04/01/23 20:00:19	3

	“No-one will be going off on hollandaise until this mess is cleared up” 02/01/23 20:04:52	3

	The workers were walking on eggshells for weeks afterwards 02/01/23 20:01:45, edited: 02/01/23 20:08:14	3

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