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“Watch out Dave, the coppers are behind you.”
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“Watch out Dave, the coppers are behind you.”
Purrverts
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Purrverts
It was at that moment that the magician wished he had used a rabbit
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It was at that moment that the magician wished he had used a rabbit
From this moment onwards Tina stopped playing on trampolines.
From this moment onwards Tina stopped playing on trampolines.
Youve got the job Miss Jones, you were way out in front of the other candidates.
You've got the job Miss Jones, you were way out in front of the other candidates.
♪ Dont Stand So Close To Me ♪
♪ Don't Stand So Close To Me ♪
"Roll up, roll up! Get a ball in his mouth, only a panda go."
"Roll up, roll up! Get a ball in his mouth, only a panda go."
Theyve increased in number since the Wolf was told to self isolate.
They've increased in number since the Wolf was told to self isolate.
Afrer losing a leg in the war, Rex had been decorated.
Afrer losing a leg in the war, Rex had been decorated.
Of the four bank robbers only half made a clean getaway
Of the four bank robbers only half made a clean getaway
Mr Dome
Dave always got concerned when his mistress left messages about her period
Dave always got concerned when his mistress left messages about her period
Mr Dome
"Here are the 2 aged Cubans you asked for Mr Rooney."
"Here are the 2 aged Cubans you asked for Mr Rooney."
Troompa Loompa
"Sorry for squinting, sons in my eyes."
"Sorry for squinting, sons in my eyes."
C CaMel
Heavy Petting
Heavy Petting
Troompa Loompa
"Hes your pet, you clean his bloody teeth."
"He's your pet, you clean his bloody teeth."
John Glover
"How was I to know that I couldnt shit in THAT sand?"
"How was I to know that I couldn't shit in THAT sand?"
Mark England
Shortly after this photo was taken, the penguin on the left was eaten by a seal. Please take this into account when you are posting your captions.
Shortly after this photo was taken, the penguin on the left was eaten by a seal. Please take this into account when you are posting your captions.
Dave Bryan
Dave was devastated when his mum and dad suggested it was time he moved out.
Dave was devastated when his mum and dad suggested it was time he moved out.
Chris Keegan
A A Route Planner
A A Route Planner
Rachel P
"Brandy, dont you find the older you get the younger the jockeys look"
"Brandy, don't you find the older you get the younger the jockeys look"
Chris Keegan
Trump Draws Huge Crowd
Trump Draws Huge Crowd
Crunchy Chords
He didnt suffer. He fried in his sleep.
''He didn't suffer. He fried in his sleep.''
Dave Bryan
"Love, your dinners on the hob"
"Love, your dinner's on the hob"
Vivvy En
"When did pepper spray become standard issue for postmen?"
"When did pepper spray become standard issue for postmen?"
Stephen Bean
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