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When you forget to put the bins out, hear the dust lorry outside and just try to move them by telekinesis instead.
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When you forget to put the bins out, hear the dust lorry outside and just try to move them by telekinesis instead.
"I tried that new barbers down the road yesterday" - "Yeah, me too Dave"
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"I tried that new barbers down the road yesterday"
- "Yeah, me too Dave"
Removes plaque.
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Removes plaque.
Kim Kardashian vanishes up her own arsehole.
Kim Kardashian vanishes up her own arsehole.
Dave landed 137 fish this morning, simply by pulling the plug out.
Dave landed 137 fish this morning, simply by pulling the plug out.
Man with worlds largest nose spotted sunbathing.
Man with world's largest nose spotted sunbathing.
To be closely followed by "National Have Your Co-workers Arrested for Unwanted Sexual Contact Month".
To be closely followed by "National Have Your Co-workers Arrested for Unwanted Sexual Contact Month".
Parents in supermarkets are warned not to leave children near large radiators.
Parents in supermarkets are warned not to leave children near large radiators.
Across the street, construction of Trumps wall continues, whilst Mexicans enjoy the irony that it keeps out the disease-ridden Americans.
Across the street, construction of Trump's wall continues, whilst Mexicans enjoy the irony that it keeps out the disease-ridden Americans.
♪ "...But now these days are gone, Im not so self azured..." ♪ Nod to 08:00:12
♪ "...But now these days are gone, I'm not so self azured..." ♪

Nod to 08:00:12
Troompa Loompa
The king of Som could not understand why Donald Trump had banned him from entering the country.
The king of Som could not understand why Donald Trump had banned him from entering the country.
John Glover
In a moment of magnificent inspiration Kevin and Julie saved themselves thirty quid for a babysitter and went out.
In a moment of magnificent inspiration Kevin and Julie saved themselves thirty quid for a babysitter and went out.
Chris Keegan
They think its all over.. It is now.
They think it's all over.. It is now.
Vanessa the Guesser
Tom and Dave think its bloody hilarious nobody can go out clubbing anymore!
Tom and Dave think it's bloody hilarious nobody can go out clubbing anymore!
Chris Keegan
Shes a big tease..
She's a big tease..
stone face
"Make sure my mobility scooter is not in the picture Sid."
"Make sure my mobility scooter is not in the picture Sid."
John Glover
During lockdown please do not travel to the seaside. All your favourite beaches can now be viewed by webclam.
During lockdown please do not travel to the seaside.

All your favourite beaches can now be viewed by webclam.
Stephen Bean
The Bitches of Eastwick nod to 8:17:54 and/or 12:07:32
The Bitches of Eastwick




nod to 8:17:54 and/or 12:07:32
Scrijjy Doo
"Ignore him. Hes just a little pigment of your imagination."
"Ignore him. He's just a little pigment of your imagination."
Vanessa the Guesser
The last episode of Thomas the Tank Engine was brutal.
The last episode of Thomas the Tank Engine was brutal.
Stephen Bean
How your cat would react if for some reason a fat strange man forced his way down your chimney...
How your cat would react if for some reason a fat strange man forced his way down your chimney...
The Wolf
Its amazing how much fun you can have with an Essex girls diaphragm.
It's amazing how much fun you can have with an Essex girl's diaphragm.
Stephen Bean
"She wouldnt start but the AA man is here now."
"She wouldn't start but the AA man is here now."
C CaMel
"You should get that checked".
"You should get that checked".
Guideaux .
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