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"Punch it on the nose! I saw it work on a YouTube video."
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"Punch it on the nose! I saw it work on a YouTube video."
The fowl and the pussy cat
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The fowl and the pussy cat
"But mum, I had a bath yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that."
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"But mum, I had a bath yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that."
Hey, creatures! Leave them twigs alone!
Hey, creatures! Leave them twigs alone!
The shoulder angel tries in vain to stop Eve playing with herself.
The shoulder angel tries in vain to stop Eve playing with herself.
"We peeped inside - full of toad stools!"
"We peeped inside - full of toad stools!"
"Ok, who thinks Yoko is a bunny boiling bitch?"
"Ok, who thinks Yoko is a bunny boiling bitch?"
Pete was starting to get worried, he simply couldnt remember if she said a white wall with yellow stripes or a yellow wall with white stripes.
Pete was starting to get worried, he simply couldn't remember if she said a white wall with yellow stripes or a yellow wall with white stripes.
"Bloody Hell, Henry. Why cant you just build a sandcastle like all the other kids?" shouted Mrs Moore
"Bloody Hell, Henry. Why can't you just build a sandcastle like all the other kids?" shouted Mrs Moore
Billy Idle
Billy Idle
Stephen Bean
"I threw caution to the wind and it came back."
"I threw caution to the wind and it came back."
Stephen Bean
Gosh, that new spearmint mouthwash is really strong.
Gosh, that new spearmint mouthwash is really strong.
Ellen Duncalf
She offered it on a plate.
She offered it on a plate.
C CaMel
"Tickets were twenty quid each but lets party like its £19.99"
"Tickets were twenty quid each but let's party like it's £19.99"
C CaMel
Around the world in eighty lays
Around the world in eighty lays
Stu Dent
Stop looking at those tits!
Stop looking at those tits!
alexandra ball
Four Men and a Baby
Four Men and a Baby
The Wolf
Doggie bag
Doggie bag
Mr Dome
Silence is golden
Silence is golden
Mark England
"Excuse me, did you say you were looking for a Babe to give you a kiss?"
"Excuse me, did you say you were looking for a Babe to give you a kiss?"
Stephen Bean
I have a strange urge to whack her with an oversize rubber mallet.
I have a strange urge to whack her with an oversize rubber mallet.
James Lennox
A bountiful feast of marbles tends to make them very sleepy.
A bountiful feast of marbles tends to make them very sleepy.
Hercules Rockefeller
"Mummy, can I have a donkey ride?" - "Theres no donkeys here love" - "Yes there is, I heard daddy saying he saw a lovely ass on the beach"
"Mummy, can I have a donkey ride?"
- "There's no donkeys here love"
- "Yes there is, I heard daddy saying he saw a lovely ass on the beach"

Chris Keegan
"What makes you think shes suffering from iron deficiency?"
"What makes you think she's suffering from iron deficiency?"
Stephen Bean
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