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A couple of hours later he peed it all over a $2.8m Pink Lotus Tiffany Lamp.
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A couple of hours later he peed it all over a $2.8m Pink Lotus Tiffany Lamp.
Things start to get really competitive at the Doncaster annual farting championships
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Things start to get really competitive at the Doncaster annual farting championships
Canned laughter.
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Canned laughter.
🎵 Putting on the Itts 🎵
🎵 Putting on the Itt's 🎵
Hello officer, its Warwick Davis here. Ive had five pairs of jeans stolen from my washing line"
'Hello officer, it's Warwick Davis here. I've had five pairs of jeans stolen from my washing line"
News has reached the fishermen that the schools will soon be back.
News has reached the fishermen that the schools will soon be back.
Scotsman loses 20p in Clyde.
Scotsman loses 20p in Clyde.
"You bought them cheap from a mate of yours at the cricket club, whats that awful musty smell?"
"You bought them cheap from a mate of yours at the cricket club, what's that awful musty smell?"
"Then they go at 157 mph and come to an instant stop, slicing them into tiny cubes." "Youre fired".
"Then they go at 157 mph and come to an instant stop, slicing them into tiny cubes."
"You're fired".
"Ill be there in a Jiffy."
"I'll be there in a Jiffy."
Tony Edwards
Sorry, ladies...but on the beach high heels are just not practical
Sorry, ladies...but on the beach high heels are just not practical
Vivvy En
Mobile psychiatrist
Mobile psychiatrist
Tony Edwards
“ ..... yes, I know I said we need a cycling coach but .....”
“ ..... yes, I know I said we need a cycling coach but .....”
John Llamas
Due to a bagpipe shortage, Lutons Scottish Exile Pipe Band had to improvise
Due to a bagpipe shortage, Luton's 'Scottish Exile Pipe Band' had to improvise
Mark England
After three days of suffering in excruciating agony, the cat eventually died. That was wonderful. I love a happy ending.
''After three days of suffering in excruciating agony, the cat eventually died.''

''That was wonderful. I love a happy ending.''
Dave Bryan
"The only downside to clapping every Thursday is I get to see more of the neighbours."
"The only downside to clapping every Thursday is I get to see more of the neighbours."
Stephen Bean
High five
High five
Tony Edwards
Dave normally didnt need 2 reasons to get naked.
Dave normally didn't need 2 reasons to get naked.
Troompa Loompa
He only just managed to fit in the Subway.
He only just managed to fit in the Subway.
Troompa Loompa
♪ Thats neat, thats neat, thats neat, thats neat, I really love your Tiger Feet ♪
♪ That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your Tiger Feet ♪
Vanessa the Guesser
Where are the muppets, Kermit? Please dont refer to The Captioneers as muppets.
''Where are the muppets, Kermit?''

''Please don't refer to The Captioneers as muppets.''
Dave Bryan
Hes a member of the crash team.
He's a member of the crash team.
Tony Edwards
the annual dance for The Elevator Accident Survivors Club.
the annual dance for The Elevator Accident Survivors Club.
stone face
"I think our neighbours are swingers."
"I think our neighbours are swingers."
Vanessa the Guesser
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