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Mark Cowling £50
	lol 23/11/22 12:00:07		19 25
Oh no, is it the end of the month already? Just like James, I don't know who Matt Hancock is but at least I can tell him from a bar of soap. Every day I get in the shower with Matt Hancock, lather him up and wash with him all over my body, especi... --Willie Johnson
Al Overy £50
	lol 21/10/22 7:00:16		20 29
Thanks so much for the votes and kind words. Moreover, thanks to Chris for his hard work, patience and generosity running the site. It's not easy looking after us lot. Thanks again, everyone. :)P.S. I'll just do a pun next time, James. --Al Overy
Crunchy Chords £50
	creative clever x2 27/09/22 19:00:12, edited: 02/10/22 5:21:37		22 30
Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip... --Crunchy Chords
Vanessa the Guesser £25
	clever 08/09/22 7:01:34		19 32
Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch' --John Glover
Molly R £50
	lol 11/08/22 7:00:12		18 20
Well done, Molly! You won by a whisker. Congratulations. --Al Overy
Vinny En £25
	lol creative clever 18/07/22 11:04:26		18 35
Great caption. And Vivvy has very generously donated her prize back to the prize pool - thank you very much. --Chris Beach
Nigel Marshall £50
	lol creative x2 14/07/22 7:00:14		21 34
This caption gave me a genuine LOL moment. And getting two captions in the monthly top three is a very rare achievement for any captioneer. AND this is only your first month on the site! Well done Nigel. --Chris Beach
James Lennox £50
	lol 18/06/22 7:00:31		17 23
Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
Tony S £25
	lol clever 16/06/22 7:07:13		15 27
Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony! --Al Overy
Scrijjy Doo £50
	lol x2 02/05/22 19:06:01		19 19
Congratulations, Scrijjy! A fairytale ending. --Al Overy
Stephen Bean £50
	lol creative 01/04/22 11:10:36		18 24
Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
Chris Keegan £50
	lol creative clever x3 04/03/22 12:00:30		22 31
Well done Chris , now get off and let someone else have a go. --Tony S
Vivvy En £50
	lol x3 29/01/22 8:14:53		22 30
Thanks everyone, you crazy bunch. You keep me sane, you really do. Thanks also to Chris - caption.me remains my favourite hang-out. And my gratitude also goes to Lizzie's dysfunctional family for providing us with excellent captioning material. --Vivvy En
Tony S £50
	lol clever 22/01/22 8:26:34		20 22
Having not been able to take part over the last few days it was a massive supprise to come back to this. I must say I have become a massive fan of the 3 day voting period pushing Vivvy En and her superb caption into February :) . It will explain ... --Tony S
The Wolf £50
	lol 02/12/21 12:00:09		17 21
Wow, what a nice surprise. Thanks for all of your kind words and for all the fun and silliness. And thanks to Chris for providing our creative caption world and for choosing me as the winner. Happy new year to everyone. Let's have a good one. --The Wolf
C CaMel £50
	lol x3 04/11/21 8:08:24		27 27
C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please --Chris Beach
Chris Keegan £50
	lol x2 27/10/21 11:06:41		20 23
Hi all, many thanks for all your kind comments and votes, I'm in bits! I recently took some time off the site however the rehab clearly didn't work and it's great to be back transfixed to my phone in dark corridors with my fellow captionoholics... --Chris Keegan
Al Overy £50
	27/09/21 7:00:41		18 22
Thanks everyone! I'm blown away by the support and really wasn't expecting this. Right, I'm off to barter for half a jerry can of unleaded. --Al Overy
Lucky Elperro £50
	lol clever x2 22/08/21 11:09:12		21 23
Lucky Elperro has insisted I invest the prize money into the running of the site, which is very kind of him. Thanks! --Chris Beach
James Lennox £50		lol x4 "This is most embarrassing, but could you help? Somehow I've caught my penis in the fence." 18/07/21 11:55:41	26 30
Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
Vivvy En £50
	lol clever 31/05/21 11:46:42		22 22
Big thanks to Chris and also for the kind words from my fellow caption addicts. I just love being a part of this crazy creative community :) --Vivvy En
C CaMel £50
	lol x3 creative 28/04/21 19:37:01		23 22
Congrats, C CaMel! Order something nice for yourself online! But, maybe don't use FedEx for the shipping....:^)-Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
Tony S £50		lol x2 creative x2 clever I name this ship Titanic. Excuse me sir why are you dressed as a woman? Just a feeling. 08/04/21 11:16:05	24 31
Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really. --Tony S
Vanessa the Guesser £50
	lol 25/03/21 20:00:07		21 23
Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter! --Vanessa the Guesser
Al Overy £50		creative Tonight on Panorama: Is there too much oestrogen in our water? We speak to three men in their thirties about their experiences. 17/02/21 8:01:22	24 20
I refuse to recognise this as the winning caption. I was getting ready to celebrate this one as the true winner - https://www.caption.me/579204Join me at the "Stop the Steal" rally followed by a march to the Caption Building alongsid... --Troompa Loompa
Stu Dent £50
	lol 25/01/21 20:03:45		21 25
Kudos to you Stu, well urned. --Glyn Evans
Mark Wilson £50
	lol x2 clever 18/12/20 9:44:36		25 28
An alarmingly good caption. Well done, Mark --Vivvy En
Al Overy £50
	lol 05/12/20 20:07:54		16 21
... or an inexperienced bog guide.Well done Al. Great caption. --James Lennox
The Wolf £50
	lol creative clever 10/11/20 8:00:16		21 24
Many thanks to you all for your votes and kind words. Additional thanks to Chris for providing and maintaining the site and for choosing me for this month's winner. This was one of those captions which I nearly didn't post because I thought it w... --The Wolf
Al Overy £50
	lol x2 creative 10/10/20 11:00:14		21 27
Thanks again everyone. --Al Overy
Molly R £50
	lol creative clever x2 20/09/20 11:00:47		27 33
Thank you all so much! I had never imagined that I could ever produce a winning caption - I was always delighted with anything which crept into double figures. So there is hope for everyone, that one of their captions may just hit the spot. --Molly R
Vanessa the Guesser £50
	lol 08/08/20 7:05:57		18 26
Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :) --Vanessa the Guesser
Mark Wilson £50
	lol x4 clever x3 19/07/20 11:36:41		17 33
Wow, I'm only on the bloody winners board!! Thanks to all who made this possible and your kind comments. There are some great captions on that board.... and then there's mine. --Mark Wilson
Troompa Loompa £50
	clever 27/06/20 11:00:12		17 22
Many thanks everyone for your kind words and apologies to Rachel P and the others I sneaked ahead of at the last minute. ðŸ˜Š --Troompa Loompa
James Lennox £50
	lol creative x2 28/04/20 19:23:57		18 23
First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ... --James Lennox
Vivvy En £50
	lol x2 11/04/20 7:13:29		22 29
Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ... --Vivvy En
Troompa Loompa £25
	lol clever 20/03/20 20:03:08		14 27
Thanks for all the kind words folks. ðŸ˜ŠStay safe ðŸ˜· and happy captioning. ðŸ‘¨â€ðŸ’» ðŸ‘©â€ðŸ’» --Troompa Loompa
The Wolf £50
	lol x2 creative 11/03/20 8:00:13		23 28
Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th... --The Wolf
Stephen Bean £50
	lol x6 26/02/20 12:00:54		32 38
I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of Â£25 for Feb, and a second prize of Â£25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
Karyn Harrison £25
	lol creative clever x2 23/02/20 20:45:45		20 31
Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko. --Troompa Loompa
Charles Gilbert £50
	lol x3 26/01/20 21:58:13		17 28
Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning. --Willie Johnson
Rachel P £50		lol New flavour for Quality Street kept under armed guard 10/12/19 9:22:30	14 20
Congratulations Rachel. Is that a new flavor for Tubby Tustard by any chance. --Willie Johnson
Welsh Rarebit £50		lol For your rise only 25/11/19 8:00:08	15 21
Thanks everyone for the comments and votes. November has been a very lucky month, winning 5 times on the lottery (grand total of Â£67.60!) and now on caption.me! --Welsh Rarebit
Chris Keegan £50
	lol 08/10/19 7:24:53		17 19
A genuine laugh out loud moment for me. Well done, Chris. By the way, I've heard the RSPCA will be paying you a visit later. --Vivvy En
stone face £15		" God damn Smithers, hurry it up. I must get to Lady Blithesworth soon. And if I do get to her in this old, worn out, what's you call it, I'm going to.." "Banger, sir." "Steady on Smithers, it's our first date." 01/10/19 20:05:24	2 12
...and again - well done (well deserved!) :) --ant knee
Vivvy En £50		"Why are you upset...? I said 'I'd give you a ring from Cartier'." 03/09/19 12:31:20	17 21
Thanks to everyone for your kind comments and votes. I am reeling from the shock! To be in the captioners gallery is an accolade I truly never expected. I am honoured. A big thank you goes to Chris for providing this platform for us lovers of word... --Vivvy En
Michelle Purrington £50		lol clever x2 I dont mind this beer but I'm normally Intastellar 21/08/19 11:03:00	13 27
Has anyone else ever won the monthly prize with their first ever caption on Caption.me? Out of this world effort Michelle, well done. --James Lennox
Troompa Loompa £50		lol "Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag." 28/06/19 7:31:55	17 22
Thanks for all you kind words everyone.Thanks for the prize Chris, now open the drawer and put all the guns into this bag. :D --Troompa Loompa
The Wolf £50
	lol clever 18/06/19 19:00:13		21 29
Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ... --The Wolf
Welsh Rarebit £50		clever x2 Children should be seen and not blurred. 10/05/19 7:49:01	22 24
No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.) --stone face
Vanessa the Guesser £50		creative clever x6 He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 11:09:49	19 31
I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments! --Vanessa the Guesser
Chris Keegan £50
	lol x7 creative x5 clever x3 13/03/19 12:20:20		39 53
So that's why she had a sore throat.. --stone face
Vanessa the Guesser £50
	creative x3 11/02/19 12:01:55		21 25
Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend! --Vanessa the Guesser
James Lennox £50		lol x2 creative clever x2 Wash his hands hopefully. 22/01/19 8:22:17	19 27
Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
Welsh Rarebit £50
	lol clever x2 15/12/18 12:00:10		17 24
I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year --Welsh Rarebit
Dave Bryan £50		''If you buy ten packs, we'll throw in the towel.'' 08/11/18 20:16:31	14 22
Many thanks for the kind comments. Looking at the quality of the previous winners, I'm delighted to now be one of them.The dosh will also come in useful. Next time my wife says ''Are you wasting your time doing those stupid captions again... --Dave Bryan
Mark England £50
	lol creative 01/10/18 19:04:56		20 23
I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments --Mark England
Vanessa the Guesser £50
	clever 20/09/18 7:05:14		16 25
I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
Tony Edwards £50
	lol x3 creative 08/08/18 11:26:52		19 27
"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
Stephen Paterson £50
	lol x2 17/07/18 23:32:15		15 21
Woof! Wasn't expecting that. Nice one Folks! --Stephen Paterson
Pete £50		lol x2 It's unusual for a seagull to be scared of heights. 21/06/18 19:07:37	19 25
I couldn't wait to find out who posted this caption. Absolutely brilliant, Pete. :) --Pussy Galore
C CaMel £50		lol x3 creative x2 "The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 16:23:33	19 28
Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
Welsh Rarebit £50		lol creative x2 clever x2 "When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?" 08/04/18 7:36:55	16 27
Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit
stone face £50		lol creative clever Gary was confident of his chances in this years novelty hat competition. 07/03/18 8:33:00	11 26
Hat off to you, stone face, great caption. --Pete
Troompa Loompa £50		lol clever "Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay." 11/02/18 21:07:10	13 25
Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one. --Vivvy En
John Glover £50		clever Hover Kraft. 07/01/18 10:11:24	15 18
Thank you all for your kind remarks. I was just applying our craft.A huge thank you to Chris for keeping this site going. --John Glover
Pete £50		lol "Don't move, love...the reception is perfect now." 16/12/17 14:52:25	9 22
Congratulations Pete! I love your quirky sense of humour. :) --Pussy Galore
Michael Winner £50		lol x2 "How will I recognise you?" 09/11/17 20:34:07	18 25
Woo woo! Thanks for the comments and the votes everyone! --Michael Winner
Smuldo £50
	lol 09/10/17 19:28:10		24 25
Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption. --Chris Beach
C CaMel £50		"Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 19:24:42	15 22
Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
Pussy Galore £50		lol x2 "We're trying to get him out of the habit. None of us dare yawn at home." 26/08/17 9:52:28	14 16
Wow, thanks everybody! I'm in the game for the laughs and never expected to win, and this isn't even my highest-scoring caption, so it's doubly surprising! I think this calls for a celebration (Pussy reaches for a tin of salmon, purring loudly... --Pussy Galore
Pete £50		lol Suitable for bottom feeders. 27/07/17 19:00:08	12 19
Thanks to everyone who voted (a special mention for John Glover) and also for the comments. I really appreciate it. --Pete
Mr Dome £50		lol clever Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse 06/06/17 9:53:13	11 19
Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption. --Pete
Richard Burns £50		lol This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. 22/05/17 16:20:45	11 18
Congratulations, Richard. The winner by a neck. --Pete
Jonathan Allsopp £50		lol creative clever Because Mrs Benson had been hiding under the bed at the time of the burglary, the line-up at Clacton police station was somewhat unusual. 17/04/17 7:35:16	14 23
Amazing. The comments mean a lot more than the 50. Very kind. May the silliness long continue!Thanks. --Jonathan Allsopp
Welsh Rarebit £50		lol Camp David 27/03/17 19:00:36	10 17
Thanks for your votes and kind comments everyone. :-) --Welsh Rarebit
Dan Nicholls £50
	lol x2 03/02/17 8:01:14		12 18
Thanks all, I love this site and our little community - often cheers me up on a dull day. I bore my wife to tears with it, but it keeps me off the streets... --Dan Nicholls
Smuldo £50		creative x2 clever K. FC. 11/01/17 20:01:12	16 30
Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo
Steve Wright £50		lol x3 clever Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern. 09/12/16 15:09:17	14 23
Yeah truly fantastic caption --Petey Bee
Smuldo £50
	lol clever 03/11/16 8:02:11		11 23
Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers ðŸ˜ --Smuldo
Michael Winner £50
	lol x3 01/10/16 19:11:15		10 17
I've never had a McFlurry. I don't think I'll bother now! ;) --Pussy Galore
Andrea Hickling £50		lol clever 'The Czech is in the mail. 25/09/16 19:01:17	16 19
Well done Andrea. Good luck cashing your Â£50 Czech at the bank. --Darthey Bussell
Greg Curtis £100
	creative clever 20/08/16 11:15:41		17 23
Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place... --Greg Curtis
Welsh Rarebit £100		lol x3 Toed in the hole 16/07/16 7:00:10	16 28
Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
Michael Winner £100
	lol creative 12/06/16 11:00:44		12 20
Haha, thanks everyone, my first win, woowoo! --Michael Winner
Boycie £100
	lol x3 09/05/16 7:28:07		13 16
Well done Boycie, great caption and nice to see the monthly winner feature back. --John Llamas
Cath Jones £100		Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent. 09/12/12 12:20:47	15 19

Dan Dan £100		"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby." 11/11/12 20:03:59	17 23
Thank you for your kind comments and pm's. It's a privilege just to be part of such a fantastic site and group of people, and like it's been said before, this is the icing on the cake. --Dan Dan
Neil Mackenzie £100		Gok Wan convinces Sooty he can look good naked 25/10/12 19:00:15	12 20

Pete £100		Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas. 14/09/12 8:00:35	13 26
I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous. --Tommy FlashBangWallop
Cath Jones £100		Grillers in the mist. 07/08/12 11:27:04	15 25

D C £100		Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to. 09/07/12 19:00:21	23 29

Tosser Wivlov £100
	28/06/12 10:46:47		14 16

Mr. Toad £100		Holidaymakers are warned as BA prepares to launch yet another strike. 29/05/12 10:26:02	16 17

John Llamas £100		Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date. 23/04/12 10:05:15	17 19

Mr. Toad £100		"Call pest control. Tell them he's back." 16/03/12 12:07:32	12 18

John Glover £50		"Hello madam, sorry to interrupt your sleep, but I'm from the Jehovah's witnesses." 07/02/12 14:53:25	8 15

Pablo Cabello £50		Lust in Translation. 27/01/12 11:22:25	11 22

Joe T £50		Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out. 21/12/11 11:05:34	9 20

Cath Jones £50		A cat as trophy. 01/11/11 11:08:04	13 19

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