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"Hello, Emergency Services? I need an ambulance to TAUMATAWHAKATANGI...No, dont worry, shes dead."
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"Hello, Emergency Services? I need an ambulance to TAUMATAWHAKATANGI...No, don't worry, she's dead."
The Quilling Fields
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The Quilling Fields
"From the makers of I Just Pissed On Your Fence, I Just Puked In The Playground and Look Mate, Im Really Sorry About Your Window Box, But When Youve Gotta Go..."
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"From the makers of 'I Just Pissed On Your Fence', 'I Just Puked In The Playground' and 'Look Mate, I'm Really Sorry About Your Window Box, But When You've Gotta Go...'"
This joyous day was squawked about for years at the local seagull colony.
This joyous day was squawked about for years at the local seagull colony.
♪ Just another prick in the wall ♪
♪ Just another prick in the wall ♪
Predictive text
Predictive text
Who was it, darling? Two canvassers. They wanted to know if The Workers Revolutionary Party could count on our votes.
''Who was it, darling?''

''Two canvassers. They wanted to know if The Workers Revolutionary Party could count on our votes.''
Collie flowers
Collie flowers
"Okay so weve been chasing vehicles for years and weve finally caught one so now what do we do?"
"Okay so we've been chasing vehicles for years and we've finally caught one so now what do we do?"
Whats the matter, officer? Im going to have to book you..........for my kids birthday party.
''What's the matter, officer?''

''I'm going to have to book you..........for my kid's birthday party.''
Dave Bryan
Meanwhile, 6 mice are sneaking up behind them with big frying pans.
Meanwhile, 6 mice are sneaking up behind them with big frying pans.
Troompa Loompa
"Bloody hell son , next time you get into an argument at school dont get into the my dads bigger than your dad crap."
"Bloody hell son , next time you get into an argument at school don't get into the my dad's bigger than your dad crap."
Tony S
"Im so sorry about this. We really must get our chandeliers more safely secured to the ceiling."
"I'm so sorry about this. We really must get our chandeliers more safely secured to the ceiling."
James Lennox
I just cant understand why you wont get vaccinated, Jane.
''I just can't understand why you won't get vaccinated, Jane.''
Dave Bryan
Free transport provided for all Nike workers
Free transport provided for all Nike workers
Mr Dome
"I told you, mate, you use too much aftershave."
"I told you, mate, you use too much aftershave."
Vivvy En
"Ones gran was wondering if youd do us a deep fried swan?"
"One's gran was wondering if you'd do us a deep fried swan?"
Troompa Loompa
"Humans are idiots.. panic buying and hoarding food"
"Humans are idiots.. panic buying and hoarding food"
Vanessa the Guesser
Who said Germans dont have a sense of humour?
Who said Germans don't have a sense of humour?
Ian Skelding
"Tell me again. Who was in the back seat with Mary Hinge?"
"Tell me again. Who was in the back seat with Mary Hinge?"
Willie Johnson
“That’s okay, we only came for a swim.”
“That’s okay, we only came for a swim.”
Nina Dutton
Shes a real church goer.
She's a real church goer.
Vanessa the Guesser
"Come on then. Whos first? Ill break your f*cking arm"
"Come on then. Who's first? I'll break your f*cking arm"
Mark England
The ultimate embarrassment: when you need a tow to get back to base.
The ultimate embarrassment: when you need a tow to get back to base.
Willie Johnson
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