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"Call me old fashioned but do you have cheese and pineapple?"
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"Call me old fashioned but do you have cheese and pineapple?"
Oh thank goodness its only a crocodile, I thought it was Jehovahs witnesses
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Oh thank goodness it's only a crocodile, I thought it was Jehovah's witnesses
"Gary, theres a time and a place to get an erection, and its not when were trying to hold up a collapsed ceiling."
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"Gary, there's a time and a place to get an erection, and it's not when we're trying to hold up a collapsed ceiling."
Mast hysteria
Mast hysteria
"So what treatments have you decided to go for?" "Flea and worm. You?"
"So what treatments have you decided to go for?"

"Flea and worm. You?"
"Pretend you have a limp, Gemma Collins has just booked a riding lesson pass it on."
"Pretend you have a limp, Gemma Collins has just booked a riding lesson pass it on."
Theres a chocolate fountain round the corner.
There's a chocolate fountain round the corner.
Braille replacement service
Braille replacement service
Ok everyone, come and get your grub!
Ok everyone, come and get your grub!
"Ill be back in a minute Im just taking the bat for a walk."
"I'll be back in a minute I'm just taking the bat for a walk."
Tony S
I thought only Miss Piggy snorted.
I thought only Miss Piggy snorted.
Al Overy
"Before we can dig you out Mrs Jones can you let go of your dogs lead."
"Before we can dig you out Mrs Jones can you let go of your dog's lead."
Tony S
Im booking you.......for the Inspectors stag do.
''I'm booking you.......for the Inspector's stag do.''
Dave Bryan
"I always knew wed wind up together."
"I always knew we'd wind up together."
Greg Curtis
Dave was delighted to discover he had seven new followers.
Dave was delighted to discover he had seven new followers.
Karyn Harrison
"Paddy, what are you still doing with those alligators that you found? I thought I told you to take them to the zoo" "I did. I think they enjoyed it. Now Im taking them to the opera"
"Paddy, what are you still doing with those alligators that you found? I thought I told you to take them to the zoo"

"I did. I think they enjoyed it. Now I'm taking them to the opera"
Mark England
Nice bike - looks like the Dulux version!
Nice bike - looks like the Dulux version!
Al Overy
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Find out more on our website..
stone face
Ok I shall stop feeding them now says Captain Hook
Ok I shall stop feeding them now says Captain Hook
Tony S
So my jealous ex is a pilot and Im pretty sure hes following me.
So my jealous ex is a pilot and I'm pretty sure he's following me.
Ryan French
Donna you were drunk last night. No I wasn’t. OK explain why the oven ready chicken is outside the back door and the cat is in the fridge?
Donna you were drunk last night.
No I wasn’t.
OK explain why the oven ready chicken is outside the back door and the cat is in the fridge?
Neil Mackenzie
Bone Voyage
Bone Voyage
Hercules Rockefeller
"Thats damn disappointing Michelle, my spinning bow tie just stopped working."
"That's damn disappointing Michelle, my spinning bow tie just stopped working."
Ian Skelding
Puppy farm owner thinks maybe we shouldnt have sold all the female dogs.
Puppy farm owner thinks maybe we shouldn't have sold all the female dogs.
Tony S
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