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No scents of direction.
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No scents of direction.
The Colosseum hosted many gruesome battles but Cerberus vs the mermaids was probably the most one-sided of all.
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The Colosseum hosted many gruesome battles but Cerberus vs the mermaids was probably the most one-sided of all.
My feet are killing me.
My feet are killing me.
Get a life, you sad bastards. Join caption.me!
''Get a life, you sad bastards. Join caption.me!''
“Not bad but now do it without the pole up your arse.”
“Not bad but now do it without the pole up your arse.”
Parenting tip #21 - Do not allow your children to go up the chimney in search of Santa.
Parenting tip #21 - Do not allow your children to go up the chimney in search of Santa.
High Fyffe
High Fyffe
Thatll put the cat among the pigeons.
That'll put the cat among the pigeons.
9 out of 10 captioneers think a frogs crown looks like a birds beak.
9 out of 10 captioneers think a frog's crown looks like a bird's beak.
Red Dwarf
Red Dwarf
Stephen Bean
Just one more thing...
'Just one more thing...'
Mr Dome
Hunters: never buy a gun dog with overly sensitive hearing.
Hunters: never buy a gun dog with overly sensitive hearing.
Al Overy
“I hear you can walk on water.” “Yep, I can also do the breast stroke.”
“I hear you can walk on water.”
“Yep, I can also do the breast stroke.”
Ian Skelding
Fluffy was later fined £100 for dropping litter.
Fluffy was later fined £100 for dropping litter.
Al Overy
“I had to bring him back, there was a couple of legs missing.”
“I had to bring him back, there was a couple of legs missing.”
Ian Skelding
Why the wrong face?
''Why the wrong face?''
Dave Bryan
Id rather have a breakfast beagle.
I'd rather have a breakfast beagle.
Karyn Harrison
FIVE MINUTES EARLIER What a lovely bunch of flowers. Could you put them in water for me, Dave?
FIVE MINUTES EARLIER

''What a lovely bunch of flowers. Could you put them in water for me, Dave?''
Dave Bryan
"So how was your evening with Jesus?" "Great until I put his crown of thorns on."
"So how was your evening with Jesus?"

"Great until I put his crown of thorns on."
Stephen Bean
"Surrender now, or the cat gets it!"
"Surrender now, or the cat gets it!"
Tony Edwards
"Did I tell you about my Wordle score?"
"Did I tell you about my Wordle score?"
Al Overy
"This psychopathic nutcase is about to mount me, and you seriously have to ask why the long face?"
"This psychopathic nutcase is about to mount me, and you seriously have to ask why the long face?"
James Lennox
"Poor Harry, I warned him not to fly too close to the engine. Still, I might get a few bob for his broomstick."
"Poor Harry, I warned him not to fly too close to the engine. Still, I might get a few bob for his broomstick."
Stephen Bean
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