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When your hallucinogenic cocktail of medication makes your NHS nurse look like Jessica Rabbit.
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When your hallucinogenic cocktail of medication makes your NHS nurse look like Jessica Rabbit.
Point taken.
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Point taken.
I should keep two metres away from her. She may be a carrier pigeon.
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''I should keep two metres away from her. She may be a carrier pigeon.''
I tried to get a semi up there once but my wife said no chance.
I tried to get a semi up there once but my wife said no chance.
"Thank God. Tea is finished, pots are done and the cubs are asleep. Now I can lie on the sofa with my feet up and relax...ALEXA...PLAY THE SOUND OF A YOUNG INJURED WILDEBEEST BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS...."
"Thank God. Tea is finished, pots are done and the cubs are asleep. Now I can lie on the sofa with my feet up and relax...ALEXA...PLAY THE SOUND OF A YOUNG INJURED WILDEBEEST BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS...."
"A pneumatic drill and some black and white chalk and Stonehenge is ruined forever. Bloody school trips"
"A pneumatic drill and some black and white chalk and Stonehenge is ruined forever. Bloody school trips"
Who are those f-cking wierdos? Theyre captioneers, Fester.
''Who are those f-cking wierdos?''

''They're captioneers, Fester.''
Hearsay
Hearsay
"Pssst. I heard that youre going to the Vet today. Can you do me a favour and keep an eye out for my bollocks? I havent seen them since the last time I went"
"Pssst. I heard that you're going to the Vet today. Can you do me a favour and keep an eye out for my bollocks? I haven't seen them since the last time I went"
Extreme right winger
Extreme right winger
Stephen Bean
Antarctic expedition diary. Day 1. Me and my fellow explorers were getting tired. The freezing conditions and sharp winds were starting to affect our strength and patience. After a 50 mile hike through the difficult terrain, we stopped to eat s
Antarctic expedition diary. Day 1.

Me and my fellow explorers were getting tired. The freezing conditions and sharp winds were starting to affect our strength and patience. After a 50 mile hike through the difficult terrain, we stopped to eat s
The Wolf
Dave loved riding lightning rods during hurricanes. He did it well. Well miss you Dave.
Dave loved riding lightning rods during hurricanes. He did it well. We'll miss you Dave.
James Lennox
♪ Always look on the bright cider life
♪ Always look on the bright cider life
Vivvy En
Sorry I cant find a pulse
Sorry I can't find a pulse
Mr Dome
The late ex President.
The late ex President.
Ian Skelding
The fit controller
The fit controller
Stu Dent
"The shops around here have been badly affected by the pundemic."
"The shops around here have been badly affected by the pundemic."
Stephen Bean
"Whats the plan if this all kicks off Sarge" "Taser the kid"
"What's the plan if this all kicks off Sarge"

"Taser the kid"
Mark Wilson
For Absolute Beginners.
For Absolute Beginners.
Vanessa the Guesser
Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel
The Wolf
Dark side of the vroom
Dark side of the vroom
Stu Dent
Could I have a Red Rum please?
Could I have a Red Rum please?
Neil Mackenzie
"Havent you forgotten something?", asked the Fencing judge.
"Haven't you forgotten something?", asked the Fencing judge.
Michael Winner
"What are the odds?", thought Dorothy as she recognised Tin Mans arsehole at the top of the can.
"What are the odds?", thought Dorothy as she recognised Tin Man's arsehole at the top of the can.
Stephen Bean
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