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Sandra started off at the bottom but worked her way up the ladder to be head girl.
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Sandra started off at the bottom but worked her way up the ladder to be head girl.
"Ill have to go, Im out of lolly."
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"I'll have to go, I'm out of lolly."
Smother Goose
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Smother Goose
"What do you think of my drawing?" "Well Dave, you do seem to have captured the essence of her smile."
"What do you think of my drawing?"

"Well Dave, you do seem to have captured the essence of her smile."
"Dave, I know its a pain but can you just go and feed the dog please? Hes obviously hungry and I cant concentrate on sex when hes just stood there."
"Dave, I know it's a pain but can you just go and feed the dog please? He's obviously hungry and I can't concentrate on sex when he's just stood there."
I wish he wouldnt throw the stick so far.
''I wish he wouldn't throw the stick so far.''
Take it quickly Im needed in the next bay.
Take it quickly I'm needed in the next bay.
Outside Chris Beachs house. Tuesday 30th November 2021. "Whats this wire that says voting? That cant be doing anything..."
Outside Chris Beach's house. Tuesday 30th November 2021.

"What's this wire that says 'voting'? That can't be doing anything..."
Twas the fight before Christmas, and all through the house...
Twas the fight before Christmas,
and all through the house...
“I need your clothes, your boots and your mobility scooter.”
“I need your clothes, your boots and your mobility scooter.”
The Wolf
"So I took two fish and five loaves and fed five thousand people." "Well I take really cheap end chicken, cover it in this dust crap I call my secret recipe, and sell it to millions of people a day." "Now that is a mirac...
"So I took two fish and five loaves and fed five thousand people."

"Well I take really cheap end chicken, cover it in this dust crap I call my secret recipe, and sell it to millions of people a day."

"Now that is a mirac...
stoneface1
Susan described reactions to her streak as disappointing.
Susan described reactions to her streak as 'disappointing'.
James Lennox
Although Pauline denied this charge, she later admitted to smothering him with her beaver.
Although Pauline denied this charge, she later admitted to smothering him with her beaver.
Al Overy
“OK, one of you 3 girls has just shit next to the coffee machine, who was it?”
“OK, one of you 3 girls has just shit next to the coffee machine, who was it?”
John Llamas
Dont stack it next to the eggs.
Don't stack it next to the eggs.
Tosser Wivlov
Giant sale! Now on.
Giant sale! Now on.
Tony Edwards
"Hello! Come and sit down with us." "Why? Is it going to rain?"
"Hello! Come and sit down with us."

"Why? Is it going to rain?"
Vanessa the Guesser
What big ears you have, grandma. All the better to hear you with, my dear. What big eyes you have, grandma. All the better to see you with, my dear. What big teeth you...
''What big ears you have, grandma.''

''All the better to hear you with, my dear.''

''What big eyes you have, grandma.''

''All the better to see you with, my dear.''

''What big teeth you...
Dave Bryan
"Will you stop beatboxing and call an Ambulance please?"
"Will you stop beatboxing and call an Ambulance please?"
The Wolf
It was the same routine every year for Sheila and Dave. She kicked him in the balls, called him a bastard, threw a plate at his head and threatened to leave him. He called her a nasty bitch, cut up her favourite scarf, pulled the wires out of her ...
It was the same routine every year for Sheila and Dave. She kicked him in the balls, called him a bastard, threw a plate at his head and threatened to leave him. He called her a nasty bitch, cut up her favourite scarf, pulled the wires out of her ...
The Wolf
Its always good to keep your distance from a potential carrier.
It's always good to keep your distance from a potential carrier.
The Wolf
When your attempt at a silent fart takes a sinister twist.
When your attempt at a silent fart takes a sinister twist.
The Wolf
Spring is in the air
Spring is in the air
Mr Dome
At £250 a pair they arent cheap but I suppose you have to take inflation into account.
''At £250 a pair they aren't cheap but I suppose you have to take inflation into account.''
Dave Bryan
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