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0 Vets report a sharp increase in over-walked dogs suffering from exhaustion.	0 Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in	0 People are absolutely terrified of my dog. I don't know why. I mean just look at this cute picture of him, chasing an old basketball...
0 “So, I’m just chilling in the garden, minding my own business and having a bit of a snooze, and then it happened. F*cking lawnmower. I know he’s bored but the quicker that bastard goes back to work the better”	0 "Have you been mis-sold PPE?'	0 Baste on a true story.
0 Being a first responder to a car accident on the Simpsons was a sobering experience…	0 "Darren, that's the 2nd bus that hasn't stopped for us, we're going to be late to this stupid party."	0 Dear Mr Rockwell. We have received your stool sample and we think it would be a good idea for you to pop into the surgery to have a quick chat.
0 Jizz hands Tony Edwards	0 Dave's action shot was ruined by a bunch of dorks Vivvy En	0 The world's smallest gurning champion. Tony Edwards
0 To: parents@gmail.com "I have your children. Will exchange for 6 rolls of bog paper and a bottle of hand sanitiser. Do you agree with these terms?" To: kidnapper@gmail.com "Nah, keep them." James Lennox	0 ''Hello, Derbyshire police, it's Tom here. I've just seen a couple walking their dog.'' Dave Bryan	0 Lots of time at home, unlimited porn and no toilet roll. What could possibly go wrong... The Wolf
0 As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day’ initiative. Karen Oakenfull	0 Beans in a light sauce. Neil Mackenzie	0 Fruit of the Froome Guideaux .
0 whisper "...and so nature, in all its majestic glory, compels the shopping trolleys onwards during their annual migration." Michael Winner	0 We've all hugged the toilet once or twice in our lives. Susan, however, took it to a whole new level. James Lennox	0 Lucy went to extreme lengths to protect herself from the Coronavirus. Unfortunately, she'd forgotten that opening an umbrella indoors was unlucky and she was run over by a bus on the way home. The Wolf
0 Lance Legstrong Stephen Bean	0 Birdwatching For Beginners Dave Bryan	0 Trump was here. Vanessa the Guesser