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"Mate, there are much easier ways to get on caption.me. Just get a cat or better still, a baby."
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"Mate, there are much easier ways to get on caption.me. Just get a cat or better still, a baby."
We cant hack it any more.
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We can't hack it any more.
Were very sad hes died. Good dogs are thin on the ground.
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''We're very sad he's died. Good dogs are thin on the ground.''
"Yes, its all true. Trump did grab me!"
"Yes, it's all true. Trump did grab me!"
"Its a dangerous mission but we need one volunteer to cross the road..."
"It's a dangerous mission but we need one volunteer to cross the road..."
"Dave, youve bruined your jacket."
"Dave, you've bruined your jacket."
Next time do it in the cat litter box provided!
Next time do it in the cat litter box provided!
Apparently he gets through 2 packs a day.
Apparently he gets through 2 packs a day.
"Sorry, Ive not updated my profile picture in a while."
"Sorry, I've not updated my profile picture in a while."
Noël Gallagher
Noël Gallagher
Al Overy
"..and in the future, cars will be able to drive themselves, allowing the owner to participate in leisurely pursuits such as reading, playing cards and dominos. As unbelievable as it sounds, women may be able to join in too..."
"..and in the future, cars will be able to drive themselves, allowing the owner to participate in leisurely pursuits such as reading, playing cards and dominos. As unbelievable as it sounds, women may be able to join in too..."
Mark England
I recommend the 5 star treatment which includes a blow dry.
I recommend the 5 star treatment which includes a blow dry.
Chris Keegan
When your winning caption gets beaten by one vote.
When your winning caption gets beaten by one vote.
Stephen Bean
"Pity the visibility is bad, probably didnt miss anything anyway"
"Pity the visibility is bad, probably didn't miss anything anyway"
Mark Wilson
Darling, I dont think its a good idea for Johnny to be glued to the television all day.
''Darling, I don't think it's a good idea for Johnny to be glued to the television all day.''
Dave Bryan
Anytime you want a real boxing match, Stallone, just give me a ring.
''Anytime you want a real boxing match, Stallone, just give me a ring.''
Dave Bryan
Ironically it turns out my hamster has a nut allergy
Ironically it turns out my hamster has a nut allergy
Mr Dome
If you take your time, son, youll have more chance of finding the vein. Kids shoot up so quickly these days.
''If you take your time, son, you'll have more chance of finding the vein.''

Kids shoot up so quickly these days.
Dave Bryan
Coming soon: Diarrhoea of a Wimpy kid
Coming soon: Diarrhoea of a Wimpy kid
Crunchy Chords
"You see Laura? A little bit of time and effort on photoshop to remove the shotgun barrel and this picture is perfectly fine to send to the RSPCA to prove our suitability in horse ownership."
"You see Laura? A little bit of time and effort on photoshop to remove the shotgun barrel and this picture is perfectly fine to send to the RSPCA to prove our suitability in horse ownership."
The Wolf
Baked Bean
Baked Bean
Steve Wright
"Sorry Steve, Im just not feeling myself today."
"Sorry Steve, I'm just not feeling myself today."
John Glover
"Floor it- its the Peelers."
"Floor it- it's the Peelers."
Michael Winner
You bears look tired and depressed. Theres three of us living in a one room council flat, kid. Believe me, lifes no picnic.
''You bears look tired and depressed.''

''There's three of us living in a one room council flat, kid. Believe me, life's no picnic.''
Dave Bryan
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