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Claudia Schiffer and Kate Moss sit peacefully on their rides when suddenly the rock toppled and fell tumbling down the hill taking Claudia with it leaving kate untouched ... we all know a rolling stone gathers no moss.
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Claudia Schiffer and Kate Moss sit peacefully on their rides when suddenly the rock toppled and fell tumbling down the hill taking Claudia with it leaving kate untouched ... we all know a rolling stone gathers no moss.
"Who needs instructions mate? Lets just have a couple of beers and throw this Death Star together."
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"Who needs instructions mate? Let's just have a couple of beers and throw this Death Star together."
Showing his incompetence again, the PM forgets to leave his phone number.
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Showing his incompetence again, the PM forgets to leave his phone number.
"It took me ages to get up the A4 this morning"
"It took me ages to get up the A4 this morning"
Damn, its ruined! Ive forgotten the eye of a newt.
Damn, it's ruined! I've forgotten the eye of a newt.
"Shit, I was looking at the wrong paperwork, we shouldve just removed the mole"
"Shit, I was looking at the wrong paperwork, we should've just removed the mole"
Since the pandemic started, Cremation staff are having to work from home
Since the pandemic started, Cremation staff are having to work from home
Bloody Royal Mail. You post something 65 million years in advance and it still arrives a month late.
Bloody Royal Mail. You post something 65 million years in advance and it still arrives a month late.
"Dont look. Ive just stood on a worm"
"Don't look. I've just stood on a worm"
He married her because she was good in the sack.
''He married her because she was good in the sack.''
Dave Bryan
Weatheredspoons
Weatheredspoons
The Wolf
US politics are insane, General Lee speaking.
US politics are insane, General Lee speaking.
James Lennox
"You wouldnt dare pluck a flower with glasses, would you?"
"You wouldn't dare pluck a flower with glasses, would you?"
Hercules Rockefeller
♪ You take the high road and Ill take merlot road ♪
♪ You take the high road and I'll take merlot road ♪
Vanessa the Guesser
"Necks please!"
"Necks please!"
Al Overy
Dave had no idea where hed beheaded next.
Dave had no idea where he'd beheaded next.
Hercules Rockefeller
"Shit..." Brian was alarmed after reading the script for Fatal Attraction.
"Shit..."

Brian was alarmed after reading the script for Fatal Attraction.
Vanessa the Guesser
After the serious acting roles dried up Skippys decline into porn films was a sad sight.
After the serious acting roles dried up Skippys decline into porn films was a sad sight.
Tony S
Orville & Dean
Orville & Dean
Stephen Bean
Feline Dion
Feline Dion
Dave Bryan
Every Christmas, Santa is the jolly bringer of joy to the world. For the other 364 days hes just a fat old perv in a weird suit.
Every Christmas, Santa is the jolly bringer of joy to the world.

For the other 364 days he's just a fat old perv in a weird suit.
James Lennox
"When I asked if you had any friends who would enjoy a threesome, I didnt think youd invite Medus..."
"When I asked if you had any friends who would enjoy a threesome, I didn't think you'd invite Medus..."
Stephen Bean
"I thought you claimed that you never test your makeup on animals."
"I thought you claimed that you never test your makeup on animals."
Hercules Rockefeller
Abandoned as a pup, Fido was raised by a family of beavers
Abandoned as a pup, Fido was raised by a family of beavers
Mark England
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