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After years of no dates Davina decided to change her Tinder photo 09/11/23 12:08:28, |
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Well done Phil - great caption! How was the date?
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"Stop crying, Matilda. The donkey ride was too expensive." 26/10/23 11:26:57 |
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Many thanks, Captioneers, for your votes and kind and funny words. I'm chuffed to bits that many of you liked the caption, and hats off to those who narrowly missed out. Big shout out as always to Mr Beach for providing the platform for us to be crea
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"...and that is why you should regularly clean and thoroughly dry your belly button." 25/09/23 11:21:49 |
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Thanks, everyone, for your kind words and funny comments. I'm so glad that James' caption was able to receive the recognition it deserved too, very worthy. And as always, thanks to Chris for all the work you do for us. Today begins a new month so we'
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"I'm trying to be sneaky here. Could you stop playing that bloody cello?" 01/09/23 19:02:48 |
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Love your caption James. You're gonna need a bigger vote π
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17/08/23 7:12:00 |
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Many thanks for all your kind comments. Still can't tell which captions are going to get 30+ votes and which will be tumbleweed (which is most of them!)
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13/07/23 7:11:00 |
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Very well done, Phil! Yours was the crem of the crop. Congratulations on your win.
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05/06/23 7:22:18 |
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Hello All. Thanks for all the very funny comments π. I actually was on here about 6am this morning voting and never noticed I'd won. I only realised when I an email that I'd been sent some money from Chris which is very kind thank you. I would prefer
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29/05/23 7:20:55 |
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Thanks everyone! thank you very much for voting, I am so chuffed, I literally never win anything ever. Thank you to Mr Beach for this horrendously addictive marvellous website, and finally thank you to my cat Midnight who is always wanting to go o...
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Well done, Chris. Now you can get absolutely smashed.
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31/03/23 11:40:44 |
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Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Caption pay out! Congratulations M Clarkie
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15/03/23 8:00:16 |
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Good stuff! Dead funny. your wins just keep mounting.Keep them coming Al.
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16/02/23 12:00:22 |
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Great caption John, I bow to your humor and cleverness. And not just because it's prayer time. If this were ever to happen to you, I hope it won't be the kind of person who reads every label several times before making up their mind....
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26/01/23 12:11:11 |
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Congratulations, Al. Out of the many great captions this month, yours was a cut above the rest.:^)Crunchy
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Thanks very much for all the comments, happy new year to you all π
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point
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30/11/22 12:04:55 |
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Bloody hell. I take a break for a couple of days and when I come back both the November AND December prize winners have been announced ;)
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23/11/22 12:00:07 |
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Oh no, is it the end of the month already? Just like James, I don't know who Matt Hancock is but at least I can tell him from a bar of soap. Every day I get in the shower with Matt Hancock, lather him up and wash with him all over my body, especi...
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21/10/22 7:00:16 |
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Thanks so much for the votes and kind words. Moreover, thanks to Chris for his hard work, patience and generosity running the site. It's not easy looking after us lot. Thanks again, everyone. :)P.S. I'll just do a pun next time, James.
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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip...
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08/09/22 7:01:34 |
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Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch'
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11/08/22 7:00:12 |
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Well done, Molly! You won by a whisker. Congratulations.
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18/07/22 11:04:26 |
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Great caption. And Vivvy has very generously donated her prize back to the prize pool - thank you very much.
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14/07/22 7:00:14 |
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This caption gave me a genuine LOL moment. And getting two captions in the monthly top three is a very rare achievement for any captioneer. AND this is only your first month on the site! Well done Nigel.
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18/06/22 7:00:31 |
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Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the...
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16/06/22 7:07:13 |
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Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony!
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02/05/22 19:06:01 |
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Congratulations, Scrijjy! A fairytale ending.
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge.
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04/03/22 12:00:30 |
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Well done Chris , now get off and let someone else have a go.
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29/01/22 8:14:53 |
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Thanks everyone, you crazy bunch. You keep me sane, you really do. Thanks also to Chris - caption.me remains my favourite hang-out. And my gratitude also goes to Lizzie's dysfunctional family for providing us with excellent captioning material.
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22/01/22 8:26:34 |
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Having not been able to take part over the last few days it was a massive supprise to come back to this. I must say I have become a massive fan of the 3 day voting period pushing Vivvy En and her superb caption into February :) . It will explain ...
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02/12/21 12:00:09 |
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Wow, what a nice surprise. Thanks for all of your kind words and for all the fun and silliness. And thanks to Chris for providing our creative caption world and for choosing me as the winner. Happy new year to everyone. Let's have a good one.
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04/11/21 8:08:24 |
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C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 βone that got away.βSo, please
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27/10/21 11:06:41 |
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Hi all, many thanks for all your kind comments and votes, I'm in bits! I recently took some time off the site however the rehab clearly didn't work and it's great to be back transfixed to my phone in dark corridors with my fellow captionoholics...
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27/09/21 7:00:41 |
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Thanks everyone! I'm blown away by the support and really wasn't expecting this. Right, I'm off to barter for half a jerry can of unleaded.
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22/08/21 11:09:12 |
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Lucky Elperro has insisted I invest the prize money into the running of the site, which is very kind of him. Thanks!
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"This is most embarrassing, but could you help? Somehow I've caught my penis in the fence." 18/07/21 11:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner!
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31/05/21 11:46:42 |
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Big thanks to Chris and also for the kind words from my fellow caption addicts. I just love being a part of this crazy creative community :)
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28/04/21 19:37:01 |
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Congrats, C CaMel! Order something nice for yourself online! But, maybe don't use FedEx for the shipping....:^)-Crunchy
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I name this ship Titanic. 08/04/21 11:16:05 |
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Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really.
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25/03/21 20:00:07 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter!
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17/02/21 8:01:22 |
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I refuse to recognise this as the winning caption. I was getting ready to celebrate this one as the true winner - https://www.caption.me/579204Join me at the "Stop the Steal" rally followed by a march to the Caption Building alongsid...
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25/01/21 20:03:45 |
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Kudos to you Stu, well urned.
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18/12/20 9:44:36 |
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An alarmingly good caption. Well done, Mark
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05/12/20 20:07:54 |
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... or an inexperienced bog guide.Well done Al. Great caption.
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10/11/20 8:00:16 |
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Many thanks to you all for your votes and kind words. Additional thanks to Chris for providing and maintaining the site and for choosing me for this month's winner. This was one of those captions which I nearly didn't post because I thought it w...
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10/10/20 11:00:14 |
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Thanks again everyone.
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20/09/20 11:00:47 |
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Thank you all so much! I had never imagined that I could ever produce a winning caption - I was always delighted with anything which crept into double figures. So there is hope for everyone, that one of their captions may just hit the spot.
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08/08/20 7:05:57 |
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Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :)
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19/07/20 11:36:41 |
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Wow, I'm only on the bloody winners board!! Thanks to all who made this possible and your kind comments. There are some great captions on that board.... and then there's mine.
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27/06/20 11:00:12 |
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Many thanks everyone for your kind words and apologies to Rachel P and the others I sneaked ahead of at the last minute. Γ°ΕΈΛΕ
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28/04/20 19:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ...
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11/04/20 7:13:29 |
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Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ...
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20/03/20 20:03:08 |
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Thanks for all the kind words folks. Γ°ΕΈΛΕ Stay safe Γ°ΕΈΛΒ· and happy captioning. Γ°ΕΈβ¨Òβ¬ΒΓ°ΕΈβΒ» Γ°ΕΈβ©Òβ¬ΒΓ°ΕΈβΒ»
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11/03/20 8:00:13 |
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Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th...
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26/02/20 12:00:54 |
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of Β£25 for Feb, and a second prize of Β£25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c...
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23/02/20 20:45:45 |
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Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko.
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26/01/20 21:58:13 |
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Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning.
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New flavour for Quality Street kept under armed guard 10/12/19 9:22:30 |
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Congratulations Rachel. Is that a new flavor for Tubby Tustard by any chance.
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25/11/19 8:00:08 |
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Thanks everyone for the comments and votes. November has been a very lucky month, winning 5 times on the lottery (grand total of ΓΒ£67.60!) and now on caption.me!
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08/10/19 7:24:53 |
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A genuine laugh out loud moment for me. Well done, Chris. By the way, I've heard the RSPCA will be paying you a visit later.
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01/10/19 20:05:24 |
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...and again - well done (well deserved!) :)
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"Why are you upset...? I said 'I'd give you a ring from Cartier'." 03/09/19 12:31:20 |
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Thanks to everyone for your kind comments and votes. I am reeling from the shock! To be in the captioners gallery is an accolade I truly never expected. I am honoured. A big thank you goes to Chris for providing this platform for us lovers of word...
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I dont mind this beer but I'm normally Intastellar 21/08/19 11:03:00 |
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Has anyone else ever won the monthly prize with their first ever caption on Caption.me? Out of this world effort Michelle, well done.
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"Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag." 28/06/19 7:31:55 |
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Thanks for all you kind words everyone.Thanks for the prize Chris, now open the drawer and put all the guns into this bag. :D
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18/06/19 19:00:13 |
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Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ...
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Children should be seen and not blurred. 10/05/19 7:49:01 |
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No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.)
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He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 11:09:49 |
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I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments!
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13/03/19 12:20:20 |
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So that's why she had a sore throat..
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11/02/19 12:01:55 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend!
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all.
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15/12/18 12:00:10 |
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I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year
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''If you buy ten packs, we'll throw in the towel.'' 08/11/18 20:16:31 |
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Many thanks for the kind comments. Looking at the quality of the previous winners, I'm delighted to now be one of them.The dosh will also come in useful. Next time my wife says ''Are you wasting your time doing those stupid captions again...
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01/10/18 19:04:56 |
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I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments
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20/09/18 7:05:14 |
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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments.
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08/08/18 11:26:52 |
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere."
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17/07/18 23:32:15 |
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Woof! Wasn't expecting that. Nice one Folks!
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It's unusual for a seagull to be scared of heights. 21/06/18 19:07:37 |
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I couldn't wait to find out who posted this caption. Absolutely brilliant, Pete. :)
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"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 16:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D
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"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?" 08/04/18 7:36:55 |
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Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-)
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Gary was confident of his chances in this years novelty hat competition. 07/03/18 8:33:00 |
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Hat off to you, stone face, great caption.
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"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay." 11/02/18 21:07:10 |
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Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one.
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07/01/18 10:11:24 |
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Thank you all for your kind remarks. I was just applying our craft.A huge thank you to Chris for keeping this site going.
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"Don't move, love...the reception is perfect now." 16/12/17 14:52:25 |
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Congratulations Pete! I love your quirky sense of humour. :)
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09/11/17 20:34:07 |
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Woo woo! Thanks for the comments and the votes everyone!
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09/10/17 19:28:10 |
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Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption.
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"Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 19:24:42 |
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Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more!
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"We're trying to get him out of the habit. None of us dare yawn at home." 26/08/17 9:52:28 |
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Wow, thanks everybody! I'm in the game for the laughs and never expected to win, and this isn't even my highest-scoring caption, so it's doubly surprising! I think this calls for a celebration (Pussy reaches for a tin of salmon, purring loudly...
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27/07/17 19:00:08 |
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Thanks to everyone who voted (a special mention for John Glover) and also for the comments. I really appreciate it.
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Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse 06/06/17 9:53:13 |
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Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption.
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This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema. 22/05/17 16:20:45 |
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Congratulations, Richard. The winner by a neck.
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17/04/17 7:35:16 |
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Amazing. The comments mean a lot more than the 50. Very kind. May the silliness long continue!Thanks.
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27/03/17 19:00:36 |
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Thanks for your votes and kind comments everyone. :-)
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03/02/17 8:01:14 |
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Thanks all, I love this site and our little community - often cheers me up on a dull day. I bore my wife to tears with it, but it keeps me off the streets...
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11/01/17 20:01:12 |
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Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers .
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Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern. 09/12/16 15:09:17 |
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03/11/16 8:02:11 |
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Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers Γ°ΕΈΛΒ
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I've never had a McFlurry. I don't think I'll bother now! ;)
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25/09/16 19:01:17 |
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Well done Andrea. Good luck cashing your ΓΒ£50 Czech at the bank.
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Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place...
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16/07/16 7:00:10 |
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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that.
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