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"Hes behind you!"
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"He's behind you!"
Chuck à lorange
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Chuck à l'orange
Bill Rockwell fined by authorities for graffitiing.
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Bill Rockwell fined by authorities for graffitiing.
Split personality
Split personality
Ebay. Boat for sale. £10,000. "F-cking hell Dave. Couldnt you have taken a better picture?"
Ebay. Boat for sale. £10,000.

"F-cking hell Dave. Couldn't you have taken a better picture?"
Hi Duckie, how about it? Your pad or mine?
''Hi Duckie, how about it? Your pad or mine?''
Dogsion
Dogsion
"Tony, I feel a bit sorry for him. Can we at least use a mousetrap so its quick" "No, now PUSH...."
"Tony, I feel a bit sorry for him. Can we at least use a mousetrap so it's quick"

"No, now PUSH...."
"Guys Im not even joking. Look, you type 58008 in the calculator, turn the phone and then it says boobs"
"Guys I'm not even joking. Look, you type 58008 in the calculator, turn the phone and then it says boobs"
England 0, Scotland 0. Just in case anyone isnt watching the football. Final score, rubbish football game but a good battle. Freakish replaced Eminem on 60 minutes
England 0, Scotland 0. Just in case anyone isn't watching the football. Final score, rubbish football game but a good battle. Freakish replaced Eminem on 60 minutes
Mr Dome
"It saves so much time and effort. We used to spend days riding on horseback and trying to lasso the buffalo, then quite by chance, we found that they cant resist a cup of Earl Grey and a plateful of custard creams"
"It saves so much time and effort. We used to spend days riding on horseback and trying to lasso the buffalo, then quite by chance, we found that they can't resist a cup of Earl Grey and a plateful of custard creams"
Mark England
"I was bloody relieved the other day. I thought she was pregnant but it turned out that I was just sat on her legs"
"I was bloody relieved the other day. I thought she was pregnant but it turned out that I was just sat on her legs"
The Wolf
It turned out Clarences tanning lotion was from a factory that also handled peanuts.
It turned out Clarence's tanning lotion was from a factory that also handled peanuts.
Al Overy
Will these two do for the defenders on your bar football table, Gulliver?
'Will these two do for the defenders on your bar football table, Gulliver?'
Mr Dome
...and thats why Mittens has a flat head.
...and that's why Mittens has a flat head.
The Wolf
You spoil that ferret Dave.
You spoil that ferret Dave.
Lucky Elperro
"You spoil those bloody fish"
"You spoil those bloody fish"
Mark England
Cats are a lot like men. Theyll spend hours watching TV just on the off chance that they will get a glimpse of a tit.
Cats are a lot like men. They'll spend hours watching TV just on the off chance that they will get a glimpse of a tit.
The Wolf
"Who is that leaving with the village bike?"
"Who is that leaving with the village bike?"
Tony S
There are lots of dumbos on the roads nowadays.
There are lots of dumbos on the roads nowadays.
Stephen Bean
The photographer was slammed for airbrushing the basketballs from this picture.
The photographer was slammed for airbrushing the basketballs from this picture.
Vanessa the Guesser
♪ Moon River ♪
♪ Moon River ♪
The Wolf
Wow! That snake must have bought a lot of car insurance!
Wow! That snake must have bought a lot of car insurance!
Al Overy
*The phone number you have dialed is turned off or out of the service area, please leave a message* "Hi honey, its mum. I took the dirty linen out of your backpack and gave you some nice clean sheets. Thank me later."
*The phone number you have dialed is turned off or out of the service area, please leave a message*

"Hi honey, it's mum. I took the dirty linen out of your backpack and gave you some nice clean sheets. Thank me later."
James Lennox
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