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"I wonder how my dozy son got on, on his first day in the meat packing factory? "
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"I wonder how my dozy son got on, on his first day in the meat packing factory? "
This lambs a bit tough.
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This lamb's a bit tough.
"I like dressing with my chips."
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"I like dressing with my chips."
Zom A and Zom B
Zom A and Zom B
"COULD PEDALO NUMBER FIVE RETURN TO THE BEACH PLEASE...Bloody thrill seekers"
"COULD PEDALO NUMBER FIVE RETURN TO THE BEACH PLEASE...Bloody thrill seekers"
Mother of pearl
Mother of pearl
"Dad, you know were Call of Duty soldiers? Well, Ive got a Call of Nature."
"Dad, you know we're Call of Duty soldiers? Well, I've got a Call of Nature."
First time Phil Oakey could see properly for years.
First time Phil Oakey could see properly for years.
Sainsburys are forced to close as a Tate and Lyle delivery goes horribly wrong.
Sainsburys are forced to close as a Tate and Lyle delivery goes horribly wrong.
One of the most difficult jobs in the world is to give a sick whale a suppository.
One of the most difficult jobs in the world is to give a sick whale a suppository.
Stephen Bean
Never give bubblegum to your dog.
Never give bubblegum to your dog.
"Do you know what type of pencils she used?" "2B or not 2B, that is the question."
"Do you know what type of pencils she used?"

"2B or not 2B, that is the question."
stone face
Now THATS a reseeding hairline
Now THAT'S a reseeding hairline
Vanessa the Guesser
First class male.
First class male.
Molly R
The Roman Empire was overthrown by a military coo
The Roman Empire was overthrown by a military coo
Mark England
🎵 If you look closer, its easy to trace The tracks of my deers 🎵
🎵 If you look closer, it's easy to trace The tracks of my deers 🎵

Mark Wilson
This is incredible , if you screw your eyes up, tilt your head slightly to one side and totally concentrate on the image, after about 5 minutes you’ll feel a sharp slap on the back of the head and the missus screaming “you’re not on that bloody cap
This is incredible , if you screw your eyes up, tilt your head slightly to one side and totally concentrate on the image, after about 5 minutes you’ll feel a sharp slap on the back of the head and the missus screaming “you’re not on that bloody cap
Chris Keegan
A blast from the past
A blast from the past
Welsh Rarebit
Its amazing how a single birth defect can damage your prospective career as an Olympic freestyle swimmer.
It's amazing how a single birth defect can damage your prospective career as an Olympic freestyle swimmer.
The Wolf
Gerald. The taxidermist has just dropped off your bird. I dont think youll like the size of the bill
'Gerald. The taxidermist has just dropped off your bird. I don't think you'll like the size of the bill'
Mr Dome
"I told you it was a bad idea to sell pens in the Louvre gift shop..."
"I told you it was a bad idea to sell pens in the Louvre gift shop..."
The Wolf
"A little help here guys, this damn signs heavy."
"A little help here guys, this damn sign's heavy."
James Lennox
"Hello ... we are your new neighbours."
"Hello ... we are your new neighbours."
John Glover
Even with the laser sight Barry was a bloody lousy sniper
Even with the laser sight Barry was a bloody lousy sniper
Ron Allan
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