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"That curry was hot"
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"That curry was hot"
Mr & Mrs Tate were beginning to regret naming their son Levi.
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Mr & Mrs Tate were beginning to regret naming their son Levi.
"I really think you should wear the mask Mr President."
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"I really think you should wear the mask Mr President."
In 1977 it was reserved for a Ford.
In 1977 it was reserved for a Ford.
The Man With The Child In His Thighs
''The Man With The Child In His Thighs''
"I only coughed once."
"I only coughed once."
Lets hope they dont start making advent calendars...
Let's hope they don't start making advent calendars...
Vets report a sharp increase in over-walked dogs suffering from exhaustion.
Vets report a sharp increase in over-walked dogs suffering from exhaustion.
Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in
Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in
Scooby diving
Scooby diving
Vanessa the Guesser
“So, I’m just chilling in the garden, minding my own business and having a bit of a snooze, and then it happened. F*cking lawnmower. I know he’s bored but the quicker that bastard goes back to work the better”
“So, I’m just chilling in the garden, minding my own business and having a bit of a snooze, and then it happened. F*cking lawnmower. I know he’s bored but the quicker that bastard goes back to work the better”
The Wolf
"Have you been mis-sold PPE?
"Have you been mis-sold PPE?'
Mark England
Baste on a true story.
Baste on a true story.
C CaMel
Being a first responder to a car accident on the Simpsons was a sobering experience…
Being a first responder to a car accident on the Simpsons was a sobering experience…
The Wolf
"Darren, thats the 2nd bus that hasnt stopped for us, were going to be late to this stupid party."
"Darren, that's the 2nd bus that hasn't stopped for us, we're going to be late to this stupid party."
C CaMel
Dear Mr Rockwell. We have received your stool sample and we think it would be a good idea for you to pop into the surgery to have a quick chat.
Dear Mr Rockwell. We have received your stool sample and we think it would be a good idea for you to pop into the surgery to have a quick chat.
The Wolf
Jizz hands
Jizz hands
Tony Edwards
Daves action shot was ruined by a bunch of dorks
Dave's action shot was ruined by a bunch of dorks
Vivvy En
The worlds smallest gurning champion.
The world's smallest gurning champion.
Tony Edwards
To: parents@gmail.com "I have your children. Will exchange for 6 rolls of bog paper and a bottle of hand sanitiser. Do you agree with these terms?" To: kidnapper@gmail.com "Nah, keep them."
To: parents@gmail.com
"I have your children. Will exchange for 6 rolls of bog paper and a bottle of hand sanitiser. Do you agree with these terms?"

To: kidnapper@gmail.com
"Nah, keep them."
James Lennox
Hello, Derbyshire police, its Tom here. Ive just seen a couple walking their dog.
''Hello, Derbyshire police, it's Tom here. I've just seen a couple walking their dog.''
Dave Bryan
Lots of time at home, unlimited porn and no toilet roll. What could possibly go wrong...
Lots of time at home, unlimited porn and no toilet roll. What could possibly go wrong...
The Wolf
As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day’ initiative.
As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day’ initiative.
Karen Oakenfull
Beans in a light sauce.
Beans in a light sauce.
Neil Mackenzie
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