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"Have you ever seen a horse do a striptease? HAHAHAHA... Cos Im laughing my socks off here." (Nod to 12:52:14)
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"Have you ever seen a horse do a striptease?
HAHAHAHA... Cos I'm laughing my socks off here."

(Nod to 12:52:14)
If you accidentally see your mother naked, holding a 15 inch dildo, your brain may instinctively protect itself.
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If you accidentally see your mother naked, holding a 15 inch dildo, your brain may instinctively protect itself.
"Sorry Steve, Im just not feeling myself today."
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"Sorry Steve, I'm just not feeling myself today."
"Floor it- its the Peelers."
"Floor it- it's the Peelers."
"Well, kid, where did you think little teddy bears came from?"
"Well, kid, where did you think little teddy bears came from?"
Press 1 for lottery winnings. Press 2 for lonely Asian women. Press 3 for Nigerian prince.
Press 1 for lottery winnings.
Press 2 for lonely Asian women.
Press 3 for Nigerian prince.
With tits like that I simply had to give her a bow.
With tits like that I simply had to give her a bow.
Blood sweet and tiers.
Blood sweet and tiers.
Have I married a mythical creature? Yes, Im a virgin from Essex.
''Have I married a mythical creature?''

''Yes, I'm a virgin from Essex.''
"Bloody ivory poachers"
"Bloody ivory poachers"
Mark England
"Its no good Sir, Miss Giuffres legal representatives have spotted you."
"It's no good Sir, Miss Giuffre's legal representatives have spotted you."
Ian Skelding
Daniel and Michael are very supportive of their half-brother.
Daniel and Michael are very supportive of their half-brother.
Tony Edwards
This is why most delivery drivers in India have furry mice dangling from their windscreen.
This is why most delivery drivers in India have furry mice dangling from their windscreen.
Michael Winner
“Oh darling. Home at last from our wonderful, adventurous honeymoon in India. And now we’re relaxing in the bath of our new home as a married couple. Any regrets?” “Er……just being forced to walk over those hot f*cking coals reall...
“Oh darling. Home at last from our wonderful, adventurous honeymoon in India. And now we’re relaxing in the bath of our new home as a married couple. Any regrets?”
“Er……just being forced to walk over those hot f*cking coals reall...
Karen Oakenfull
"Well, well, well. I suddenly find myself in a unique negotiating situation."
"Well, well, well. I suddenly find myself in a unique negotiating situation."
Crunchy Chords
Café au lake
Café au lake
Stephen Bean
In vain, I tried to chat up the Owl Woman on the bus. Thinking about it, I was a twit to woo her.
In vain, I tried to chat up the Owl Woman on the bus. Thinking about it, I was a twit to woo her.
stone face
"Change ends." "I hope youre joking."
"Change ends."
"I hope you're joking."
Ian Skelding
Babe Roof.
Babe Roof.
Dan Nicholls
"...and no funny business"
"...and no funny business"
Mark England
"Cut! This isnt working. Maybe we should try that laser sword idea after all?"
"Cut! This isn't working. Maybe we should try that laser sword idea after all?"
James Lennox
Tony was later banned from these urinals
Tony was later banned from these urinals
Mark Wilson
We dont have to watch the TV, darling. An interesting conversation would be a pleasant change. OK, Ill wake the dog up.
''We don't have to watch the TV, darling. An interesting conversation would be a pleasant change.''

''OK, I'll wake the dog up.''
Dave Bryan
I give up where has he hid the baby?
I give up where has he hid the baby?
Tony S
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