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It was usually easier to take the A4. 09/06/12 10:28:38 |
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Perfect.
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Ian Skelding |
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"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox." 15/03/13 21:00:00 |
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Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box.
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C CaMel |
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Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 7:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope?
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Welsh Rarebit |
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03/03/16 20:15:26 |
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Dan Nicholls |
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08/10/18 7:08:02 |
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Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise."
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Smuldo |
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£50 11/01/17 20:01:12 |
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Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers .
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Steve Davies |
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Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx
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Spud Gunn II |
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19/10/15 11:06:09 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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31/03/16 7:00:10 |
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Best of the week.
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Zac Kramer |
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The son shines out of his arse 14/10/15 19:08:22 |
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Cath Jones |
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11/11/14 12:00:06 |
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Thank you for the nice comments :-)
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Tosser Wivlov |
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Nice legs, shame about the faith. 12/02/13 12:46:36 |
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Spud Gunn |
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Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either. 05/01/13 10:58:11 |
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D C |
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£100 Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to. 09/07/12 19:00:21 |
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Tina Flowers |
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These stairs lead down to the best cellar. 21/10/18 19:06:51 |
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I think you might have a winner there. Great caption.
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C CaMel |
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£50 "The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 16:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D
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John Llamas |
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Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose. 01/12/16 8:34:50 |
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Well you've now got more for that comment Mark....
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Welsh Rarebit |
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£100 16/07/16 7:00:10 |
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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that.
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Cath Jones |
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03/11/15 20:37:53 |
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Ian Skelding |
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It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial. 03/09/15 19:00:10 |
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Mark England |
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12/03/14 12:37:33 |
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Smuldo |
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♫ They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...♫ 16/01/13 20:00:51 |
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Tony Edwards |
£50  08/08/18 11:26:52 |
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere."
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stone face |
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"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face." 03/08/18 7:13:01 |
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Good job she didn't have a big nose!
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Ian Skelding |
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31/05/18 19:00:17 |
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Michael Winner |
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Caution: Chinese Dragon costume thieves operate in this area. 01/05/18 19:16:15 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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£50 "When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?" 08/04/18 7:36:55 |
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Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-)
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Mark England |
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30/07/13 11:21:55 |
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July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats!
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Tony Edwards |
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13/06/13 19:17:39 |
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Cath Jones |
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31/03/13 7:02:14 |
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Houston, wee have a problem.
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Tosser Wivlov |
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They met each other on the web. 15/01/13 20:42:18 |
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Roley Martin |
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8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies. 28/10/11 20:02:18 |
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Hercules Rockefeller |
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28/06/14 19:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week.
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Smuldo |
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27/08/13 11:57:39 |
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That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done!
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Cath Jones |
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Barbara has a highly infectious laugh. 03/05/13 19:07:31 |
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Dan Dan |
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After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly. 07/02/13 12:08:07 |
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or else they're just Man U fans
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Pete |
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£100 Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas. 14/09/12 8:00:35 |
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I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous.
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Mr. Toad |
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30/06/12 19:17:18 |
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Ian Skelding |
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03/10/11 10:00:16 |
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Leroy Brown |
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04/08/18 22:47:17 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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26/07/18 12:51:38 |
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Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :)
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stone face |
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£50 Gary was confident of his chances in this years novelty hat competition. 07/03/18 8:33:00 |
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Hat off to you, stone face, great caption.
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William Kay |
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It was definitely a no fly zone. 20/01/17 12:40:19 |
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Tony Edwards |
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29/03/16 21:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect.
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Lucky Elperro |
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I may have Parkinsons, but I can eat my own ice cream thank you very much. 07/09/15 11:18:26 |
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Kenny Ireland |
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15/06/15 19:18:24 |
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Michael Winner |
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It was several weeks before his landlady realised he'd left without paying. 29/12/14 20:12:10 |
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The following is not a joke; it's a compliment: If you show this image to a thousand people, 950 would just scratch their heads, 49 would make SOME sense out of it...and one, maybe just ONE would be funny. Congratulations! Nice caption, which is ...
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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£50 20/09/18 7:05:14 |
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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments.
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Karyn Harrison |
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Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock. 31/07/18 19:48:18 |
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Pete |
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£50 It's unusual for a seagull to be scared of heights. 21/06/18 19:07:37 |
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I couldn't wait to find out who posted this caption. Absolutely brilliant, Pete. :)
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