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13/03/19 12:20:20 |
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So that's why she had a sore throat..
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29/05/23 8:20:55 |
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Thanks everyone! thank you very much for voting, I am so chuffed, I literally never win anything ever. Thank you to Mr Beach for this horrendously addictive marvellous website, and finally thank you to my cat Midnight who is always wanting to go o...
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09/06/12 11:28:38 |
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Perfect.
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30/11/22 12:04:55 |
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Bloody hell. I take a break for a couple of days and when I come back both the November AND December prize winners have been announced ;)
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26/02/20 12:00:54 |
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c...
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26/01/23 12:11:11 |
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Congratulations, Al. Out of the many great captions this month, yours was a cut above the rest.:^)Crunchy
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"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox." 15/03/13 21:00:00 |
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Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box.
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13/07/23 8:11:00 |
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Very well done, Phil! Yours was the crem of the crop. Congratulations on your win.
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18/07/22 12:04:26 |
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Great caption. And Vivvy has very generously donated her prize back to the prize pool - thank you very much.
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14/07/22 8:00:14 |
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This caption gave me a genuine LOL moment. And getting two captions in the monthly top three is a very rare achievement for any captioneer. AND this is only your first month on the site! Well done Nigel.
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17/08/23 8:12:00 |
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Many thanks for all your kind comments. Still can't tell which captions are going to get 30+ votes and which will be tumbleweed (which is most of them!)
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20/09/20 12:00:47 |
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Thank you all so much! I had never imagined that I could ever produce a winning caption - I was always delighted with anything which crept into double figures. So there is hope for everyone, that one of their captions may just hit the spot.
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19/07/20 12:36:41 |
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Wow, I'm only on the bloody winners board!! Thanks to all who made this possible and your kind comments. There are some great captions on that board.... and then there's mine.
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29/06/23 20:00:15 |
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08/09/22 8:01:34 |
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Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch'
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"...and that is why you should regularly clean and thoroughly dry your belly button." Mon 12:21:49 |
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"I'm trying to be sneaky here. Could you stop playing that bloody cello?" 01/09/23 20:02:48 |
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I prefer captions that make you think/are not blatant/ have a different angle and this one is spot on 😊
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31/03/23 12:40:44 |
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Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Caption pay out! Congratulations M Clarkie
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"For the last time Nan thats the electric bread knife." 20/02/23 20:17:07, edited: 20/02/23 20:17:52 |
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I wondered why I kept getting cut off.
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point
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04/03/22 12:00:30 |
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Well done Chris , now get off and let someone else have a go.
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I name this ship Titanic. 08/04/21 12:16:05 |
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Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really.
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23/02/20 20:45:45 |
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Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko.
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04/05/19 12:01:16 |
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Thank you for your kind words, Crunchy Chords! I was chuffed to bits when my caption garnered so much love. I am truly grateful to all of you guys and girls for this. I think that Welsh Rarebit's caption deservedly won. Apart from bei...
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He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 12:09:49 |
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I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments!
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Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 8:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope?
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03/03/16 20:15:26 |
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15/03/23 8:00:16 |
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Good stuff! Dead funny. your wins just keep mounting.Keep them coming Al.
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To date, 12 Scotsmen have tragically died attempting to get the pound coin. 04/02/23 12:19:17, edited: 04/02/23 14:25:21 |
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19/10/22 12:00:18 |
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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip...
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29/01/22 8:14:53 |
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Thanks everyone, you crazy bunch. You keep me sane, you really do. Thanks also to Chris - caption.me remains my favourite hang-out. And my gratitude also goes to Lizzie's dysfunctional family for providing us with excellent captioning material.
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"This is most embarrassing, but could you help? Somehow I've caught my penis in the fence." 18/07/21 12:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner!
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08/10/18 8:08:02 |
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Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise."
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11/01/17 20:01:12 |
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Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers .
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30/10/16 16:18:47 |
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Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx
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19/10/15 12:06:09 |
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22/04/23 8:08:57, edited: 01/06/23 10:11:47 |
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Well done, Chris. Now you can get absolutely smashed.
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"Yep, honest to God, in some countries I'm the starter and you're the main" 20/03/23 20:09:24 |
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Please dispose of crampons in the bin provided. 18/03/23 20:09:57 |
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13/03/23 20:05:06 |
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Great caption author. I don't remember seeing it before and even if I had would give it a vote because it fits perfectly and made me smile.
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16/02/23 12:00:22 |
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Great caption John, I bow to your humor and cleverness. And not just because it's prayer time. If this were ever to happen to you, I hope it won't be the kind of person who reads every label several times before making up their mind....
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I'm glad to see the 3 December winners didn't waste their prize money. 03/01/23 20:18:43 |
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Who's who?
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21/10/22 8:00:16 |
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Thanks so much for the votes and kind words. Moreover, thanks to Chris for his hard work, patience and generosity running the site. It's not easy looking after us lot. Thanks again, everyone. :)P.S. I'll just do a pun next time, James.
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“For goodness sake Janice, pay 10p for a bag, the whole of Aldi is looking!’ 23/07/22 12:57:31 |
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11/04/20 8:13:29 |
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Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ...
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18/06/19 20:00:13 |
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Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ...
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31/03/16 8:00:10 |
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Best of the week.
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The son shines out of his arse 14/10/15 20:08:22 |
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11/11/14 12:00:06 |
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Thank you for the nice comments :-)
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Nice legs, shame about the faith. 12/02/13 12:46:36 |
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Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either. 05/01/13 10:58:11 |
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Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to. 09/07/12 20:00:21 |
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31/03/23 20:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order
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"My name's Nicholas and I'm an alcoho-ho-holic." 18/10/22 8:01:46 |
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Waiting list slashed as NHS introduce drive through Gynecology Clinic. 13/07/22 8:01:44 |
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18/12/20 9:44:36 |
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An alarmingly good caption. Well done, Mark
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11/03/20 8:00:13 |
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Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th...
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26/01/20 21:58:13 |
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Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning.
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"Boris, there's some policemen at the front door?" 23/06/19 20:16:43 |
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"This week, on 'Taking a Selfie Using a Galaxy Note 7'..." 15/06/19 12:55:33 |
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I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 20:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :)
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These stairs lead down to the best cellar. 21/10/18 20:06:51 |
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I think you might have a winner there. Great caption.
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"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 17:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D
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Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose. 01/12/16 8:34:50 |
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Well you've now got more for that comment Mark....
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16/07/16 8:00:10 |
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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that.
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It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial. 03/09/15 20:00:10 |
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🎵 They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...🎵 16/01/13 20:00:51 |
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The Post Code Lottery found a new way to tell entrants they hadn't won Tue 8:10:31 |
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04/09/23 12:06:28 |
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Bravo! 😆
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You took a fine time to leave me Loose Wheel. 21/08/23 22:28:45 |
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Just Googled the lyrics to 'Not Fade Away' as I could never understand what Mick Jagger was saying here. I much prefer "I'll dry your shoulders if you'll dry my back" to the actual lyric. Maybe you should've been a songwriter Molly. 😂 I sometimes
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Luckily, there was a Constable nearby. 12/08/23 12:22:25 |
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When Tom saw what was happening on the other side of the lake he decided to take a gander. 15/04/23 8:25:17, edited: 15/04/23 8:26:48 |
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Curiosity chilled the cat.
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31/01/23 20:46:09 |
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''Waiter, will the pizza be long?'' 04/01/23 20:00:14, edited: 04/01/23 20:00:38 |
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"I do hope Dave and Sandra are okay at the kennels." 29/09/22 8:27:36 |
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13/09/22 14:02:12 |
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.... and was almost trunkated.
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16/06/22 8:07:13 |
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Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony!
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04/11/21 8:08:24 |
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C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please
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"Oh, that's better. I kneaded that." 03/07/21 20:36:21 |
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I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :)
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10/10/20 12:00:14 |
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Thanks again everyone.
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As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day' initiative. 30/03/20 13:59:43 |
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22/03/20 12:31:59 |
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Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ...
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20/03/20 20:03:08 |
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Thanks for all the kind words folks. 😊Stay safe 😷 and happy captioning. 👨â€ðŸ’» 👩â€ðŸ’»
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I dont mind this beer but I'm normally Intastellar 21/08/19 12:03:00 |
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Has anyone else ever won the monthly prize with their first ever caption on Caption.me? Out of this world effort Michelle, well done.
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me!
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all.
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08/08/18 12:26:52 |
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere."
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"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face." 03/08/18 8:13:01 |
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Thanks Karen-If only you would have voted for it ,then I would have won the fifty quid and I wouldn't have had to sell one of the kids to make ends meet. But don't blame yourself Karen am sure you never meant to be so selfish. Once again thanks.
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