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Mr. Toad Vote score: 1643Mr. Toad

It was usually easier to take the A4.

09/06/12 10:28:38

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Perfect. --D C
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19428Ian Skelding

"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox."

15/03/13 21:00:00

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Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo
C CaMel Vote score: 3596C CaMel

Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.'

22/07/18 7:45:58

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Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32552Welsh Rarebit

"...but I hate my brothel."

03/03/16 20:15:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10975Dan Nicholls

"Oi Noah, wait for us."

08/10/18 7:08:02

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Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise." --Pete
Smuldo Vote score: 10319Smuldo

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K. FC.

11/01/17 20:01:12

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Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo
Steve Davies Vote score: 2440Steve Davies
As Dave celebrated his birthday  a witch callously steals his car.

30/10/16 16:18:47

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Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx  --Andrea Hickling
Spud Gunn II Vote score: 535Spud Gunn II

Look who's torquing.

19/10/15 11:06:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32552Welsh Rarebit

Cinq Hole

31/03/16 7:00:10

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Best of the week. --John Glover
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

The son shines out of his arse

14/10/15 19:08:22

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 32552Cath Jones

Today is arm assist day.

11/11/14 12:00:06

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Thank you for the nice comments :-) --Cath Jones
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5309Tosser Wivlov

Nice legs, shame about the faith.

12/02/13 12:46:36

 
Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either.

05/01/13 10:58:11

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D C Vote score: 2672D C

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Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.

09/07/12 19:00:21

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Tina  Flowers Vote score: 580Tina Flowers

These stairs lead down to the best cellar.

21/10/18 19:06:51

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I think you might have a winner there. Great caption. --John Glover
C CaMel Vote score: 3596C CaMel

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"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed"

11/05/18 16:23:33

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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D  --C CaMel
John Llamas Vote score: 19346John Llamas

Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose.

01/12/16 8:34:50

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Well you've now got more for that comment Mark.... --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32552Welsh Rarebit

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Toed in the hole

16/07/16 7:00:10

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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
Cath Jones Vote score: 32552Cath Jones

Full Petal Jacket.

03/11/15 20:37:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19428Ian Skelding

It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial.

03/09/15 19:00:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 14019Mark England

Step, Toe & Sun

12/03/14 12:37:33

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10319Smuldo

♫ They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...♫

16/01/13 20:00:51

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 27137Tony Edwards

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"Has anyone handed in a left ear?"

08/08/18 11:26:52

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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
stone face Vote score: 1685stone face

"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face."

03/08/18 7:13:01

 1
Good job she didn't have a big nose! --Karyn Harrison
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19428Ian Skelding

Animal writes

31/05/18 19:00:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20857Michael Winner

Caution: Chinese Dragon costume thieves operate in this area.

01/05/18 19:16:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32552Welsh Rarebit

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"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?"

08/04/18 7:36:55

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Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit
Mark England Vote score: 14019Mark England

Carol wished a double decker would come...and a Mars Bar, a Twix, a Bounty and a box of Terry's All Gold.

30/07/13 11:21:55

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July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27137Tony Edwards

"Get a tomb!"

13/06/13 19:17:39

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 32552Cath Jones

Wet knee Houston.

31/03/13 7:02:14

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Houston, wee have a problem. --Pete
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5309Tosser Wivlov

They met each other on the web.

15/01/13 20:42:18

 
Roley Martin Vote score: 1863Roley Martin

8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies.

28/10/11 20:02:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4918Hercules Rockefeller

The Wizard of Lbs

28/06/14 19:01:15

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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding
Smuldo Vote score: 10319Smuldo

The ArmStrong of the Law.

27/08/13 11:57:39

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That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done! --Greg Curtis
Cath Jones Vote score: 32552Cath Jones

Barbara has a highly infectious laugh.

03/05/13 19:07:31

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly.

07/02/13 12:08:07

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or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

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Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas.

14/09/12 8:00:35

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I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous. --Tommy FlashBangWallop
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1643Mr. Toad

The only gay in the pillage.

30/06/12 19:17:18

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 19428Ian Skelding

Beach coma

03/10/11 10:00:16

 1
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7677Leroy Brown

Driving Miss Daisy

04/08/18 22:47:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32552Welsh Rarebit

Altar Ego

26/07/18 12:51:38

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Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :) --Pete
stone face Vote score: 1685stone face

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Gary was confident of his chances in this years novelty hat competition.

07/03/18 8:33:00

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Hat off to you, stone face, great caption. --Pete
William Kay Vote score: 1063William Kay

It was definitely a no fly zone.

20/01/17 12:40:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27137Tony Edwards

The proof is in the pudding.

29/03/16 21:03:44

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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3571Lucky Elperro

I may have Parkinsons, but I can eat my own ice cream thank you very much.

07/09/15 11:18:26

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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3752Kenny Ireland

Bureaucat.

15/06/15 19:18:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20857Michael Winner

It was several weeks before his landlady realised he'd left without paying.

29/12/14 20:12:10

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The following is not a joke; it's a compliment: If you show this image to a thousand people, 950 would just scratch their heads, 49 would make SOME sense out of it...and one, maybe just ONE would be funny. Congratulations! Nice caption, which is ... --Greg Curtis
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6317Vanessa the Guesser

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The emperor strikes back.

20/09/18 7:05:14

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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 916Karyn Harrison

Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

31/07/18 19:48:18

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

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It's unusual for a seagull to be scared of heights.

21/06/18 19:07:37

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I couldn't wait to find out who posted this caption. Absolutely brilliant, Pete. :) --Pussy Galore
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