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Chris Keegan Vote score: 14132Chris Keegan

£50

Reports are coming in stating Theresa May is back in Brussels making one last push to get a Brexit deal"

13/03/19 12:20:20

So that's why she had a sore throat.. --stone face
Karen McDonald Vote score: 1704Karen McDonald

£50

  "I think the cat wants to go out."

29/05/23 8:20:55

Thanks everyone! thank you very much for voting, I am so chuffed, I literally never win anything ever. Thank you to Mr Beach for this horrendously addictive marvellous website, and finally thank you to my cat Midnight who is always wanting to go o... --Karen McDonald
Mr. Toad Vote score: 2088Mr. Toad
It was usually easier to take the A4.

09/06/12 11:28:38

Perfect. --D C
John Harrison Vote score: 4261John Harrison

£50

It was the first venue designed exclusively for Goldfish funerals.

30/11/22 12:04:55

Bloody hell. I take a break for a couple of days and when I come back both the November AND December prize winners have been announced ;)  --James Lennox
Stephen Bean Vote score: 33705Stephen Bean

£50

  "Im afraid the mammogram machines broken down Mrs Brown, so Im just going to grab your tits and have a good ol squeeze."

26/02/20 12:00:54

I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
Al Overy Vote score: 17019Al Overy

£50

  Rock and paper came along after scissors. Dads currently suing the vasectomy clinic.

26/01/23 12:11:11

Congratulations, Al. Out of the many great captions this month, yours was a cut above the rest.:^)Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
Ian Skelding Vote score: 31740Ian Skelding

"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox."

15/03/13 21:00:00

Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo
Phil Swan Vote score: 1894Phil Swan

£50

  Ethel changed her mind as to where to scatter George’s ashes

13/07/23 8:11:00

Very well done, Phil! Yours was the crem of the crop. Congratulations on your win. --Al Overy
Vinny En Vote score: 12500Vinny En

£25

We raised her on tinned food

18/07/22 12:04:26

Great caption. And Vivvy has very generously donated her prize back to the prize pool - thank you very much.  --Chris Beach
Nigel Marshall Vote score: 1784Nigel Marshall

£50

  “and did you make a wish?”

14/07/22 8:00:14

This caption gave me a genuine LOL moment. And getting two captions in the monthly top three is a very rare achievement for any captioneer. AND this is only your first month on the site! Well done Nigel.  --Chris Beach
John Harrison Vote score: 4261John Harrison

£50



It was to be Karens first and
last childrens party booking.

17/08/23 8:12:00

Many thanks for all your kind comments. Still can't tell which captions are going to get 30+ votes and which will be tumbleweed (which is most of them!) --John Harrison
Molly R Vote score: 4194Molly R

£50

  Most of them were Trump lookalikes - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November.

20/09/20 12:00:47

Thank you all so much! I had never imagined that I could ever produce a winning caption - I was always delighted with anything which crept into double figures. So there is hope for everyone, that one of their captions may just hit the spot. --Molly R
Mark Wilson Vote score: 5069Mark Wilson

£50

Due to social distancing the pool only has water in lanes 1, 3, 5 and 7.  So if the swimmer representing Ireland in the 200m backstroke could move to the next lane across please

19/07/20 12:36:41

Wow, I'm only on the bloody winners board!! Thanks to all who made this possible and your kind comments. There are some great captions on that board.... and then there's mine. --Mark Wilson
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 7768Crunchy Chords
Its difficult to translate YMCA into Chinese.

29/06/23 20:00:15

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 20631Vanessa the Guesser

£25

  Boris is already trying to worm his way back into number 10.

08/09/22 8:01:34

Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch' --John Glover
Vivvy En Vote score: 12500Vivvy En

"...and that is why you should regularly clean and thoroughly dry your belly button."

Mon 12:21:49

James Lennox Vote score: 15527James Lennox

"I'm trying to be sneaky here. Could you stop playing that bloody cello?"

01/09/23 20:02:48

I prefer captions that make you think/are not blatant/ have a different angle and this one is spot on 😊 --Mr Dome
M Clarkie Vote score: 1214M Clarkie

£50

  Darn it...no jackpot this time.

31/03/23 12:40:44

Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Caption pay out! Congratulations M Clarkie --Glyn Evans
Tony S Vote score: 7896Tony S

"For the last time Nan thats the electric bread knife."

20/02/23 20:17:07, edited: 20/02/23 20:17:52

I wondered why I kept getting cut off. --Neil Mackenzie
Stephen Bean Vote score: 33705Stephen Bean

£25

Caesar salad

12/12/22 12:18:34

Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
Chris Keegan Vote score: 14132Chris Keegan

£50

Fairground regrets telling kids they can stay on as long as they like for 5 shillings.

04/03/22 12:00:30

Well done Chris , now get off and let someone else have a go. --Tony S
Tony S Vote score: 7896Tony S

£50

I name this ship Titanic.
Excuse me sir why are you dressed as a woman?
Just a feeling.

08/04/21 12:16:05

Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really. --Tony S
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 8352Karyn Harrison

£25

"Looks like its just you and me now Ringo!"

23/02/20 20:45:45

Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko. --Troompa Loompa
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf
The Da Vinci chord.

04/05/19 12:01:16

Thank you for your kind words, Crunchy Chords! I was chuffed to bits when my caption garnered so much love. I am truly grateful to all of you guys and girls for this. I think that Welsh Rarebit's caption deservedly won. Apart from bei... --Spycenwolf
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 20631Vanessa the Guesser

£50

He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today.

27/04/19 12:09:49

I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments!  --Vanessa the Guesser
C CaMel Vote score: 11418C CaMel

Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.'

22/07/18 8:45:58

Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38815Welsh Rarebit

"...but I hate my brothel."

03/03/16 20:15:26

Al Overy Vote score: 17019Al Overy

£50

'Dear Mr Smith, here is your beloved Mittens, compliments of Stuffit & Mount Taxidermy. Due to a small incident with some superglue, we have decided to waive your bill. P.S. You can keep the deer.'

15/03/23 8:00:16

Good stuff! Dead funny. your wins just keep mounting.Keep them coming Al. --John Glover
Chris Keegan Vote score: 14132Chris Keegan

To date, 12 Scotsmen have tragically died attempting to get the pound coin.

04/02/23 12:19:17, edited: 04/02/23 14:25:21

Ian Skelding Vote score: 31740Ian Skelding

Chow mane

19/10/22 12:00:18

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 7768Crunchy Chords

£50

  One.

27/09/22 20:00:12, edited: 02/10/22 6:21:37

Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip... --Crunchy Chords
Vivvy En Vote score: 12500Vivvy En

£50

  HRH agrees to fund Prince Harrys security whilst in UK

29/01/22 8:14:53

Thanks everyone, you crazy bunch. You keep me sane, you really do. Thanks also to Chris - caption.me remains my favourite hang-out. And my gratitude also goes to Lizzie's dysfunctional family for providing us with excellent captioning material. --Vivvy En
James Lennox Vote score: 15527James Lennox

£50

"This is most embarrassing, but could you help? Somehow I've caught my penis in the fence."

18/07/21 12:55:41

Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 18236Dan Nicholls

"Oi Noah, wait for us."

08/10/18 8:08:02

Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise." --Pete
Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

£50

K. FC.

11/01/17 20:01:12

Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo
Steve Davies Vote score: 2447Steve Davies
As Dave celebrated his birthday  a witch callously steals his car.

30/10/16 16:18:47

Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx  --Andrea Hickling
Spud Gunn II Vote score: 535Spud Gunn II

Look who's torquing.

19/10/15 12:06:09

Chris Keegan Vote score: 14132Chris Keegan

£25

"Really?? Our ancestors were programmed to make mashed potatoes???"

22/04/23 8:08:57, edited: 01/06/23 10:11:47

Well done, Chris. Now you can get absolutely smashed. --Dave Bryan
Chris Keegan Vote score: 14132Chris Keegan

"Yep, honest to God, in some countries I'm the starter and you're the main"

20/03/23 20:09:24

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 20631Vanessa the Guesser

Please dispose of crampons in the bin provided.

18/03/23 20:09:57

David  Michael Vote score: 1008David Michael

Euston, we have a problem...

13/03/23 20:05:06

Great caption author. I don't remember seeing it before and even if I had would give it a vote because it fits perfectly and made me smile. --Stephen Bean
John Harrison Vote score: 4261John Harrison

£50

Imran made a mental note to avoid the supermarket at prayer times.

16/02/23 12:00:22

Great caption John, I bow to your humor and cleverness. And not just because it's prayer time. If this were ever to happen to you, I hope it won't be the kind of person who reads every label several times before making up their mind.... --Willie Johnson
Tony S Vote score: 7896Tony S

I'm glad to see the 3 December winners didn't waste their prize money.

03/01/23 20:18:43

Who's who? --Glyn Evans
Al Overy Vote score: 17019Al Overy

£50

  "Is it bad news, Mr Whitty?"

21/10/22 8:00:16

Thanks so much for the votes and kind words. Moreover, thanks to Chris for his hard work, patience and generosity running the site. It's not easy looking after us lot. Thanks again, everyone. :)P.S. I'll just do a pun next time, James. --Al Overy
Nigel Marshall Vote score: 1784Nigel Marshall

“For goodness sake Janice, pay 10p for a bag, the whole of Aldi is looking!’

23/07/22 12:57:31

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

The Dali Llama..

07/09/20 8:06:41

Vivvy En Vote score: 12500Vivvy En

£50

  She can really hold her licker

11/04/20 8:13:29

Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ... --Vivvy En
The Wolf Vote score: 19454The Wolf

£50

  No wonder my Nans in a wheelchair

18/06/19 20:00:13

Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ... --The Wolf
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38815Welsh Rarebit

Cinq Hole

31/03/16 8:00:10

Best of the week. --John Glover
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

The son shines out of his arse

14/10/15 20:08:22

Cath Jones Vote score: 38815Cath Jones

Today is arm assist day.

11/11/14 12:00:06

Thank you for the nice comments :-) --Cath Jones
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

Nice legs, shame about the faith.

12/02/13 12:46:36

Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either.

05/01/13 10:58:11

D C Vote score: 2691D C

£100

Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.

09/07/12 20:00:21

Stephen Bean Vote score: 33705Stephen Bean

Force of habit

31/03/23 20:00:07

Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 8937Scrijjy Doo

Cannibal Lecture

27/01/23 12:10:28

Al Overy Vote score: 17019Al Overy

"My name's Nicholas and I'm an alcoho-ho-holic."

18/10/22 8:01:46

Tony S Vote score: 7896Tony S

Waiting list slashed as NHS introduce drive through Gynecology Clinic.

13/07/22 8:01:44

Al Overy Vote score: 17019Al Overy

Let's toast the winner!

16/11/21 8:00:08

Mark Wilson Vote score: 5069Mark Wilson

£50

"Welcome to Farmyard FM, just gone 7AM and this is for all the turkeys,  its Mariah Careys all I want for Christmas is you"

18/12/20 9:44:36

An alarmingly good caption. Well done, Mark --Vivvy En
The Wolf Vote score: 19454The Wolf

£50

You think your job is depressing?  You wanna try working in the Snowman morgue.

11/03/20 8:00:13

Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th... --The Wolf
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1431Charles Gilbert

£50

  "No time for questions, just get on!"

26/01/20 21:58:13

Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning. --Willie Johnson
John  Glover Vote score: 23042John Glover

"Boris, there's some policemen at the front door?"

23/06/19 20:16:43

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

"This week, on 'Taking a Selfie Using a Galaxy Note 7'..."

15/06/19 12:55:33

C CaMel Vote score: 11418C CaMel

I've never finished a diet either.

11/06/19 20:00:49

Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

These stairs lead down to the best cellar.

21/10/18 20:06:51

I think you might have a winner there. Great caption. --John Glover
C CaMel Vote score: 11418C CaMel

£50

"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed"

11/05/18 17:23:33

Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D  --C CaMel
John Llamas Vote score: 20527John Llamas

Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose.

01/12/16 8:34:50

Well you've now got more for that comment Mark.... --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38815Welsh Rarebit

£100

Toed in the hole

16/07/16 8:00:10

Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
Cath Jones Vote score: 38815Cath Jones

Full Petal Jacket.

03/11/15 20:37:53

Ian Skelding Vote score: 31740Ian Skelding

It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial.

03/09/15 20:00:10

Mark England Vote score: 21305Mark England

Step, Toe & Sun

12/03/14 12:37:33

Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

🎵 They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...🎵

16/01/13 20:00:51

Phil Swan Vote score: 1894Phil Swan

The Post Code Lottery found a new way to tell entrants they hadn't won

Tue 8:10:31

Karen McDonald Vote score: 1704Karen McDonald

🎵 Surfin' USB 🎵

04/09/23 12:06:28

Bravo! 😆 --Julia Kinsey
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14646Neil Mackenzie

You took a fine time to leave me Loose Wheel.

21/08/23 22:28:45

Just Googled the lyrics to 'Not Fade Away' as I could never understand what Mick Jagger was saying here. I much prefer "I'll dry your shoulders if you'll dry my back" to the actual lyric. Maybe you should've been a songwriter Molly. 😂 I sometimes  --Karyn Harrison
Boycie Vote score: 6796Boycie

Wait lifting

14/08/23 13:20:25

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 20631Vanessa the Guesser

Luckily, there was a Constable nearby.

12/08/23 12:22:25

Stephen Bean Vote score: 33705Stephen Bean

Purple Reign

03/08/23 20:00:25

Ian Skelding Vote score: 31740Ian Skelding

Ignightingale

12/05/23 20:11:27

Dave Bryan Vote score: 28582Dave Bryan

When Tom saw what was happening on the other side of the lake he decided to take a gander.

15/04/23 8:25:17, edited: 15/04/23 8:26:48

Curiosity chilled the cat. --KimJong Pun
Peter Houle Vote score: 806Peter Houle

Grolsch negligence

31/01/23 20:46:09

ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ノ --Scrijjy Doo
Dave Bryan Vote score: 28582Dave Bryan

''Waiter, will the pizza be long?''

''Yes.''

04/01/23 20:00:14, edited: 04/01/23 20:00:38

Vivvy En Vote score: 12500Vivvy En

"I do hope Dave and Sandra are okay at the kennels."

29/09/22 8:27:36

Steve McLean Vote score: 40Steve McLean

This tree walks into a bar...

13/09/22 14:02:12

.... and was almost trunkated. --John Glover
Tony S Vote score: 7896Tony S

£25

  When youve got to go, youve got to go.

16/06/22 8:07:13

Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony!  --Al Overy
C CaMel Vote score: 11418C CaMel

£50

  “In all my years as a gynaecologist…”

04/11/21 8:08:24

C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please  --Chris Beach
Vivvy En Vote score: 12500Vivvy En

"Oh, that's better. I kneaded that."

03/07/21 20:36:21

I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :) --Al Overy
Al Overy Vote score: 17019Al Overy

£50

BREAKING - Sniffer dog retires after largest ever cocaine find.  He left on a high, said his handler.

10/10/20 12:00:14

Thanks again everyone.  --Al Overy
Stephen Bean Vote score: 33705Stephen Bean
Lard of the Rungs

21/04/20 12:00:17

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 3415Karen Oakenfull

As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day' initiative.

30/03/20 13:59:43

Guideaux . Vote score: 2368Guideaux .

Made in China

22/03/20 12:31:59

Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ... --Glyn Evans
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22453Troompa Loompa

£25

  The Queen throws a leaving party for Harry and Meghan.

20/03/20 20:03:08

Thanks for all the kind words folks. 😊Stay safe 😷 and happy captioning. 👨‍💻 👩‍💻 --Troompa Loompa
Michelle Purrington Vote score: 32Michelle Purrington

£50

I dont mind this beer but I'm normally Intastellar

21/08/19 12:03:00

Has anyone else ever won the monthly prize with their first ever caption on Caption.me? Out of this world effort Michelle, well done. --James Lennox
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6120Kenny Ireland

RIPtide.

04/08/19 10:54:15

James Lennox Vote score: 15527James Lennox

"Luke, I am your farmer."

23/03/19 8:46:34

Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me!  --The Wolf
James Lennox Vote score: 15527James Lennox

£50

Wash his hands hopefully.

22/01/19 8:22:17

Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
Tony Edwards Vote score: 38025Tony Edwards

£50

"Has anyone handed in a left ear?"

08/08/18 12:26:52

"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face."

03/08/18 8:13:01

Thanks Karen-If only you would have voted for it ,then I would have won the fifty quid and I wouldn't have had to sell one of the kids to make ends meet. But don't blame yourself Karen am sure you never meant to be so selfish. Once again thanks. --stone face
Ian Skelding Vote score: 31740Ian Skelding

Animal writes

31/05/18 20:00:17

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