captions

"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox."

creative x6

15/03/13 21:00:00

Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo

£50

20/09/20 11:00:47

Thank you all so much! I had never imagined that I could ever produce a winning caption - I was always delighted with anything which crept into double figures. So there is hope for everyone, that one of their captions may just hit the spot. --Molly R

Mark Wilson

£50

lol x4

clever x3

Due to social distancing the pool only has water in lanes 1,3,5 and 7. So if the swimmer representing Ireland in the 200m backstroke could move to the next lane across please

19/07/20 11:36:41

Wow, I'm only on the bloody winners board!! Thanks to all who made this possible and your kind comments. There are some great captions on that board.... and then there's mine. --Mark Wilson

£50

I name this ship Titanic.
Excuse me sir why are you dressed as a woman?
Just a feeling.

08/04/21 11:16:05

Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really. --Tony S

£25

23/02/20 20:45:45

Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko. --Troompa Loompa

Spycenwolf

04/05/19 11:01:16

Thank you for your kind words, Crunchy Chords! I was chuffed to bits when my caption garnered so much love. I am truly grateful to all of you guys and girls for this. I think that Welsh Rarebit's caption deservedly won. Apart from bei... --Spycenwolf

Vanessa the Guesser

£50

He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today.

clever x6

27/04/19 11:09:49

I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments! --Vanessa the Guesser

Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.'

22/07/18 7:45:58

Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan

"...but I hate my brothel."

03/03/16 20:15:26

James Lennox

£50

lol x4

"This is most embarrassing, but could you help? Somehow I've caught my penis in the fence."

18/07/21 11:55:41

Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R

Dan Nicholls

"Oi Noah, wait for us."

08/10/18 7:08:02

Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise." --Pete

£50

11/01/17 20:01:12

Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo

Steve Davies

As Dave celebrated his birthday a witch callously steals his car.

lol x6

30/10/16 16:18:47

Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx --Andrea Hickling

19/10/15 11:06:09

07/09/20 7:06:41

£50

11/04/20 7:13:29

Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ... --Vivvy En

The Wolf

£50

The son shines out of his arse

18/06/19 19:00:13

Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ... --The Wolf

31/03/16 7:00:10

Best of the week. --John Glover

Zac Kramer

14/10/15 19:08:22

Cath Jones

clever x6

Today is arm assist day.

11/11/14 12:00:06

Thank you for the nice comments :-) --Cath Jones

Tosser Wivlov

Nice legs, shame about the faith.

12/02/13 12:46:36

Spud Gunn

lol x6

Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either.

05/01/13 10:58:11

D C

£100

Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.

09/07/12 19:00:21

Al Overy

Let's toast the winner!

16/11/21 8:00:08

Mark Wilson

£50

"Welcome to Farmyard FM, just gone 7AM and this is for all the turkeys, its Mariah Careys all I want for Christmas is you"

18/12/20 9:44:36

An alarmingly good caption. Well done, Mark --Vivvy En

The Wolf

£50

You think your job is depressing? You wanna try working in the Snowman morgue.

11/03/20 8:00:13

Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th... --The Wolf

Charles Gilbert

£50

26/01/20 21:58:13

Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning. --Willie Johnson

John Glover

"Boris, there's some policemen at the front door?"

23/06/19 19:16:43

Michael Winner

"This week, on 'Taking a Selfie Using a Galaxy Note 7'..."

15/06/19 11:55:33

I've never finished a diet either.

11/06/19 19:00:49

Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf

Tina Flowers

clever x3

These stairs lead down to the best cellar.

21/10/18 19:06:51

I think you might have a winner there. Great caption. --John Glover

£50

"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed"

creative x2

11/05/18 16:23:33

Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel

Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose.

01/12/16 8:34:50

Well you've now got more for that comment Mark.... --Mr Dome

Welsh Rarebit

£100

It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial.

Toed in the hole

16/07/16 7:00:10

Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit

03/11/15 20:37:53

03/09/15 19:00:10

12/03/14 12:37:33

🎵 They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...🎵

16/01/13 20:00:51

“In all my years as a gynaecologist…”

04/11/21 8:08:24

This reminds me of a girlfriend I once had. She was a gynaecologist. --James Lennox

Vivvy En

"Oh, that's better. I kneaded that."

03/07/21 19:36:21

I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :) --Al Overy

Al Overy

£50

BREAKING - Sniffer dog retires after largest ever cocaine find. He left on a high, said his handler.

As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, "˜Take Your Kids To Work Day' initiative.

10/10/20 11:00:14

Thanks again everyone. --Al Overy

21/04/20 11:00:17

30/03/20 12:59:43

22/03/20 12:31:59

Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ... --Glyn Evans

Troompa Loompa

£25

The Queen throws a leaving party for Harry and Meghan.

20/03/20 20:03:08

Thanks for all the kind words folks. ðŸ˜ŠStay safe ðŸ˜· and happy captioning. ðŸ‘¨â€ðŸ’» ðŸ‘©â€ðŸ’» --Troompa Loompa

Michelle Purrington

£50

I dont mind this beer but I'm normally Intastellar

21/08/19 11:03:00

Has anyone else ever won the monthly prize with their first ever caption on Caption.me? Out of this world effort Michelle, well done. --James Lennox

04/08/19 9:54:15

"Luke, I am your farmer."

23/03/19 8:46:34

Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me! --The Wolf

£50

Wash his hands hopefully.

22/01/19 8:22:17

Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox

Tony Edwards

£50

08/08/18 11:26:52

"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover

stone face

"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face."

03/08/18 7:13:01

Thanks Karen-If only you would have voted for it ,then I would have won the fifty quid and I wouldn't have had to sell one of the kids to make ends meet. But don't blame yourself Karen am sure you never meant to be so selfish. Once again thanks. --stone face

31/05/18 19:00:17

Caution: Chinese Dragon costume thieves operate in this area.

01/05/18 19:16:15

£50

"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?"

08/04/18 7:36:55

Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit

Mark England

Carol wished a double decker would come...and a Mars Bar, a Twix, a Bounty and a box of Terry's All Gold.

30/07/13 11:21:55

July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach

13/06/13 19:17:39

31/03/13 7:02:14

Houston, wee have a problem. --Pete

Tosser Wivlov

They met each other on the web.

15/01/13 20:42:18

Roley Martin

8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies.

28/10/11 20:02:18

28/06/14 19:01:15

Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding

Smuldo

creative x6

The ArmStrong of the Law.

27/08/13 11:57:39

That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done! --Greg Curtis

Cath Jones

creative x3

Barbara has a highly infectious laugh.

03/05/13 19:07:31

Dan Dan

After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly.

07/02/13 12:08:07

or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov

Pete

£100

Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas.

14/09/12 8:00:35

I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous. --Tommy FlashBangWallop

Mr. Toad

The only gay in the pillage.

30/06/12 19:17:18

03/10/11 10:00:16

£50

08/08/20 7:05:57

Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :) --Vanessa the Guesser

Stephen Bean

Dave was the last to notice Medusa had taken up hang gliding.

08/07/20 11:00:09

''Hello, Derbyshire police, it's Tom here. I've just seen a couple walking their dog.''

31/03/20 7:04:05

Mark Wilson

All these animals on Noahs Ark and I'm the only one who feels seasick

creative x2

12/02/20 20:11:57

Sorry Mark, missed voting by an inch. Great observational caption. --James Lennox

04/08/18 22:47:17

26/07/18 12:51:38

Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :) --Pete

£50

Gary was confident of his chances in this years novelty hat competition.

07/03/18 8:33:00

Hat off to you, stone face, great caption. --Pete

William Kay

It was definitely a no fly zone.

20/01/17 12:40:19

Tony Edwards

The proof is in the pudding.

29/03/16 21:03:44

After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete

Lucky Elperro