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Chris Keegan £50
	lol x7 creative x5 clever x3 13/03/19 12:20:20		39 53
So that's why she had a sore throat.. --stone face
Mr. Toad
	09/06/12 11:28:38		3 39
Perfect. --D C
John Harrison £50
	lol x3 creative x2 clever 30/11/22 12:04:55		26 38
Bloody hell. I take a break for a couple of days and when I come back both the November AND December prize winners have been announced ;) --James Lennox
Stephen Bean £50
	lol x6 26/02/20 12:00:54		32 38
I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
Al Overy £50
	lol x2 creative x2 clever 26/01/23 12:11:11		20 36
Congratulations, Al. Out of the many great captions this month, yours was a cut above the rest.:^)Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
Ian Skelding		lol x3 creative x6 "Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox." 15/03/13 21:00:00	9 35
Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo
Vinny En £25
	lol creative clever 18/07/22 12:04:26		18 35
Great caption. And Vivvy has very generously donated her prize back to the prize pool - thank you very much. --Chris Beach
Nigel Marshall £50
	lol creative x2 14/07/22 8:00:14		21 34
This caption gave me a genuine LOL moment. And getting two captions in the monthly top three is a very rare achievement for any captioneer. AND this is only your first month on the site! Well done Nigel. --Chris Beach
Molly R £50
	lol creative clever x2 20/09/20 12:00:47		27 33
Thank you all so much! I had never imagined that I could ever produce a winning caption - I was always delighted with anything which crept into double figures. So there is hope for everyone, that one of their captions may just hit the spot. --Molly R
Mark Wilson £50
	lol x4 clever x3 19/07/20 12:36:41		17 33
Wow, I'm only on the bloody winners board!! Thanks to all who made this possible and your kind comments. There are some great captions on that board.... and then there's mine. --Mark Wilson
Vanessa the Guesser £25
	clever 08/09/22 8:01:34		19 32
Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch' --John Glover
Tony S		lol x3 "For the last time Nan thats the electric bread knife." 20/02/23 20:17:07, edited: 20/02/23 20:17:52	1 31
I wondered why I kept getting cut off. --Neil Mackenzie
Stephen Bean £25
	clever x5 12/12/22 12:18:34		25 31
Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
Chris Keegan £50
	lol creative clever x3 04/03/22 12:00:30		22 31
Well done Chris , now get off and let someone else have a go. --Tony S
Tony S £50		lol x2 creative x2 clever I name this ship Titanic. Excuse me sir why are you dressed as a woman? Just a feeling. 08/04/21 12:16:05	24 31
Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really. --Tony S
Karyn Harrison £25
	lol creative clever x2 23/02/20 20:45:45		20 31
Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko. --Troompa Loompa
Spycenwolf
	clever x2 04/05/19 12:01:16		2 31
Thank you for your kind words, Crunchy Chords! I was chuffed to bits when my caption garnered so much love. I am truly grateful to all of you guys and girls for this. I think that Welsh Rarebit's caption deservedly won. Apart from bei... --Spycenwolf
Vanessa the Guesser £50		creative clever x6 He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 12:09:49	19 31
I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments! --Vanessa the Guesser
C CaMel		lol clever Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 8:45:58	1 31
Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
Welsh Rarebit		lol creative clever "...but I hate my brothel." 03/03/16 20:15:26	31

Al Overy £50		lol x2 creative x4 'Dear Mr Smith, here is your beloved Mittens, compliments of Stuffit & Mount Taxidermy. Due to a small incident with some superglue, we have decided to waive your bill. P.S. You can keep the deer.' 15/03/23 8:00:16	20 30
Good stuff! Dead funny. your wins just keep mounting.Keep them coming Al. --John Glover
Chris Keegan		lol To date, 12 Scotsmen have tragically died attempting to get the pound coin. 04/02/23 12:19:17, edited: 04/02/23 14:25:21	2 30

Ian Skelding		clever Chow mane 19/10/22 12:00:18	30

Crunchy Chords £50
	creative clever x2 27/09/22 20:00:12, edited: 02/10/22 6:21:37		22 30
Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip... --Crunchy Chords
Vivvy En £50
	lol x3 29/01/22 8:14:53		22 30
Thanks everyone, you crazy bunch. You keep me sane, you really do. Thanks also to Chris - caption.me remains my favourite hang-out. And my gratitude also goes to Lizzie's dysfunctional family for providing us with excellent captioning material. --Vivvy En
James Lennox £50		lol x4 "This is most embarrassing, but could you help? Somehow I've caught my penis in the fence." 18/07/21 12:55:41	26 30
Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
Dan Nicholls		clever x2 "Oi Noah, wait for us." 08/10/18 8:08:02	4 30
Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise." --Pete
Smuldo £50		creative x2 clever K. FC. 11/01/17 20:01:12	16 30
Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo
Steve Davies
	lol x6 creative 30/10/16 16:18:47		1 30
Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx --Andrea Hickling
Spud Gunn II		lol x2 clever x2 Look who's torquing. 19/10/15 12:06:09	30

Chris Keegan		"Yep, honest to God, in some countries I'm the starter and you're the main" 20/03/23 20:09:24	29

Vanessa the Guesser		lol clever Please dispose of crampons in the bin provided. 18/03/23 20:09:57	29

David Michael		lol Euston, we have a problem... 13/03/23 20:05:06	9 29
Great caption author. I don't remember seeing it before and even if I had would give it a vote because it fits perfectly and made me smile. --Stephen Bean
John Harrison £50
	lol 16/02/23 12:00:22		18 29
Great caption John, I bow to your humor and cleverness. And not just because it's prayer time. If this were ever to happen to you, I hope it won't be the kind of person who reads every label several times before making up their mind.... --Willie Johnson
Tony S		lol I'm glad to see the 3 December winners didn't waste their prize money. 03/01/23 20:18:43	1 29
Who's who? --Glyn Evans
Al Overy £50
	lol 21/10/22 8:00:16		20 29
Thanks so much for the votes and kind words. Moreover, thanks to Chris for his hard work, patience and generosity running the site. It's not easy looking after us lot. Thanks again, everyone. :)P.S. I'll just do a pun next time, James. --Al Overy
Nigel Marshall		lol creative “For goodness sake Janice, pay 10p for a bag, the whole of Aldi is looking!’ 23/07/22 12:57:31	1 29

stone face		lol clever x2 The Dali Llama.. 07/09/20 8:06:41	2 29

Vivvy En £50
	lol x2 11/04/20 8:13:29		22 29
Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ... --Vivvy En
The Wolf £50
	lol clever 18/06/19 20:00:13		21 29
Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ... --The Wolf
Welsh Rarebit		creative clever x4 Cinq Hole 31/03/16 8:00:10	5 29
Best of the week. --John Glover
Zac Kramer		The son shines out of his arse 14/10/15 20:08:22	29

Cath Jones		clever x6 Today is arm assist day. 11/11/14 12:00:06	5 29
Thank you for the nice comments :-) --Cath Jones
Tosser Wivlov		lol creative Nice legs, shame about the faith. 12/02/13 12:46:36	29

Spud Gunn		lol x6 Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either. 05/01/13 10:58:11	2 29

D C £100		Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to. 09/07/12 20:00:21	23 29

Scrijjy Doo		clever Cannibal Lecture 27/01/23 12:10:28	28

Al Overy		lol "My name's Nicholas and I'm an alcoho-ho-holic." 18/10/22 8:01:46	28

Tony S		clever Waiting list slashed as NHS introduce drive through Gynecology Clinic. 13/07/22 8:01:44	28

Al Overy		lol Let's toast the winner! 16/11/21 8:00:08	28

Mark Wilson £50
	lol x2 clever 18/12/20 9:44:36		25 28
An alarmingly good caption. Well done, Mark --Vivvy En
The Wolf £50
	lol x2 creative 11/03/20 8:00:13		23 28
Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th... --The Wolf
Charles Gilbert £50
	lol x3 26/01/20 21:58:13		17 28
Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning. --Willie Johnson
John Glover		lol creative "Boris, there's some policemen at the front door?" 23/06/19 20:16:43	28

Michael Winner		lol clever "This week, on 'Taking a Selfie Using a Galaxy Note 7'..." 15/06/19 12:55:33	28

C CaMel		creative clever I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 20:00:49	1 28
Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
Tina Flowers		clever x3 These stairs lead down to the best cellar. 21/10/18 20:06:51	1 28
I think you might have a winner there. Great caption. --John Glover
C CaMel £50		lol x3 creative x2 "The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 17:23:33	19 28
Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
John Llamas		lol x2 creative x2 clever Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose. 01/12/16 8:34:50	8 28
Well you've now got more for that comment Mark.... --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit £100		lol x3 Toed in the hole 16/07/16 8:00:10	16 28
Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
Cath Jones		creative clever Full Petal Jacket. 03/11/15 20:37:53	28

Ian Skelding		clever x5 It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial. 03/09/15 20:00:10	28

Mark England		creative x5 Step, Toe & Sun 12/03/14 12:37:33	28

Smuldo		lol x3 🎵 They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...🎵 16/01/13 20:00:51	6 28

Peter Houle		Grolsch negligence 31/01/23 20:46:09	1 27
ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ --Scrijjy Doo
Dave Bryan		''Waiter, will the pizza be long?'' ''Yes.'' 04/01/23 20:00:14, edited: 04/01/23 20:00:38	27

Vivvy En		lol clever "I do hope Dave and Sandra are okay at the kennels." 29/09/22 8:27:36	27

Steve McLean		lol x2 This tree walks into a bar... 13/09/22 14:02:12	1 27
.... and was almost trunkated. --John Glover
Tony S £25
	lol clever 16/06/22 8:07:13		15 27
Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony! --Al Overy
C CaMel £50
	lol x3 04/11/21 8:08:24		27 27
C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please --Chris Beach
Vivvy En		creative "Oh, that's better. I kneaded that." 03/07/21 20:36:21	2 27
I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :) --Al Overy
Al Overy £50
	lol x2 creative 10/10/20 12:00:14		21 27
Thanks again everyone. --Al Overy
Stephen Bean
	lol x2 clever 21/04/20 12:00:17		27

Karen Oakenfull		lol As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day' initiative. 30/03/20 13:59:43	27

Guideaux .		lol clever Made in China 22/03/20 12:31:59	6 27
Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ... --Glyn Evans
Troompa Loompa £25
	lol clever 20/03/20 20:03:08		14 27
Thanks for all the kind words folks. ðŸ˜ŠStay safe ðŸ˜· and happy captioning. ðŸ‘¨â€ðŸ’» ðŸ‘©â€ðŸ’» --Troompa Loompa
Michelle Purrington £50		lol clever x2 I dont mind this beer but I'm normally Intastellar 21/08/19 12:03:00	13 27
Has anyone else ever won the monthly prize with their first ever caption on Caption.me? Out of this world effort Michelle, well done. --James Lennox
Kenny Ireland		clever x3 RIPtide. 04/08/19 10:54:15	27

James Lennox		lol x2 creative "Luke, I am your farmer." 23/03/19 8:46:34	3 27
Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me! --The Wolf
James Lennox £50		lol x2 creative clever x2 Wash his hands hopefully. 22/01/19 8:22:17	19 27
Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
Tony Edwards £50
	lol x3 creative 08/08/18 12:26:52		19 27
"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
stone face		lol clever "It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face." 03/08/18 8:13:01	3 27
Thanks Karen-If only you would have voted for it ,then I would have won the fifty quid and I wouldn't have had to sell one of the kids to make ends meet. But don't blame yourself Karen am sure you never meant to be so selfish. Once again thanks. --stone face
Ian Skelding		lol clever x2 Animal writes 31/05/18 20:00:17	27

Michael Winner		lol clever x2 Caution: Chinese Dragon costume thieves operate in this area. 01/05/18 20:16:15	27

Welsh Rarebit £50		lol creative x2 clever x2 "When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?" 08/04/18 8:36:55	16 27
Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit
Mark England		lol x3 Carol wished a double decker would come...and a Mars Bar, a Twix, a Bounty and a box of Terry's All Gold. 30/07/13 12:21:55	3 27
July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
Tony Edwards		lol "Get a tomb!" 13/06/13 20:17:39	27

Cath Jones		lol creative x3 Wet knee Houston. 31/03/13 8:02:14	2 27
Houston, wee have a problem. --Pete
Tosser Wivlov		lol They met each other on the web. 15/01/13 20:42:18	27

Roley Martin		8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies. 28/10/11 21:02:18	27

Hercules Rockefeller		lol x4 creative x3 The Wizard of Lbs 28/06/14 20:01:15	7 26
Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding
Smuldo		creative x6 The ArmStrong of the Law. 27/08/13 12:57:39	8 26
That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done! --Greg Curtis
Cath Jones		creative x3 Barbara has a highly infectious laugh. 03/05/13 20:07:31	26

Dan Dan		lol After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly. 07/02/13 12:08:07	5 26
or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov
Pete £100		Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas. 14/09/12 9:00:35	13 26
I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous. --Tommy FlashBangWallop
Mr. Toad		The only gay in the pillage. 30/06/12 20:17:18	1 26

Ian Skelding		Beach coma 03/10/11 11:00:16	1 26

John Harrison		lol creative Tiddles was beginning to think he’d need to make his own dinner. 17/01/23 12:00:27	26

James Lennox		lol x3 Ding "Whiskas!" "No, I'm sorry, Tibbles, the correct answer was Pope Benedict the sixteenth." 13/01/23 12:10:08, edited: 13/01/23 12:31:58	3 26
I agree with KT A. This is a killer. --Dave Bryan
Stephen Bean		clever Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 12:03:29	26

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