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 Chris Keegan£50 |
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13/03/19 12:20:20 |
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So that's why she had a sore throat..
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09/06/12 10:28:38 |
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Perfect.
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Stephen Bean£50 |
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26/02/20 12:00:54 |
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c...
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Ian Skelding |
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"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox." 15/03/13 21:00:00 |
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Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box.
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Vinny En£25 |
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18/07/22 11:04:26 |
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Great caption. And Vivvy has very generously donated her prize back to the prize pool - thank you very much.
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 Nigel Marshall£50 |
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14/07/22 7:00:14 |
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This caption gave me a genuine LOL moment. And getting two captions in the monthly top three is a very rare achievement for any captioneer. AND this is only your first month on the site! Well done Nigel.
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Molly R£50 |
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20/09/20 11:00:47 |
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Thank you all so much! I had never imagined that I could ever produce a winning caption - I was always delighted with anything which crept into double figures. So there is hope for everyone, that one of their captions may just hit the spot.
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Mark Wilson £50 |
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19/07/20 11:36:41 |
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Wow, I'm only on the bloody winners board!! Thanks to all who made this possible and your kind comments. There are some great captions on that board.... and then there's mine.
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Vanessa the Guesser£25 |
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08/09/22 7:01:34 |
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Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch'
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Chris Keegan £50 |
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04/03/22 12:00:30 |
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Well done Chris , now get off and let someone else have a go.
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Tony S £50 |
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I name this ship Titanic. 08/04/21 11:16:05 |
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Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really.
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Karyn Harrison£25 |
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23/02/20 20:45:45 |
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Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko.
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04/05/19 11:01:16 |
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Thank you for your kind words, Crunchy Chords! I was chuffed to bits when my caption garnered so much love. I am truly grateful to all of you guys and girls for this. I think that Welsh Rarebit's caption deservedly won. Apart from bei...
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Vanessa the Guesser £50 |
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He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 11:09:49 |
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I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments!
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C CaMel |
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Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 7:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope?
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Welsh Rarebit |
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03/03/16 20:15:26 |
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Ian Skelding |
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19/10/22 11:00:18 |
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Crunchy Chords£50 |
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27/09/22 19:00:12, edited: 02/10/22 5:21:37 |
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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip...
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Vivvy En £50 |
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29/01/22 8:14:53 |
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Thanks everyone, you crazy bunch. You keep me sane, you really do. Thanks also to Chris - caption.me remains my favourite hang-out. And my gratitude also goes to Lizzie's dysfunctional family for providing us with excellent captioning material.
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James Lennox£50 |
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"This is most embarrassing, but could you help? Somehow I've caught my penis in the fence." 18/07/21 11:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner!
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Dan Nicholls |
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08/10/18 7:08:02 |
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Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise."
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Smuldo£50 |
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11/01/17 20:01:12 |
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Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers .
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Steve Davies |
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30/10/16 16:18:47 |
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Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx
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Spud Gunn II |
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19/10/15 11:06:09 |
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Al Overy£50 |
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21/10/22 7:00:16 |
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Thanks so much for the votes and kind words. Moreover, thanks to Chris for his hard work, patience and generosity running the site. It's not easy looking after us lot. Thanks again, everyone. :)P.S. I'll just do a pun next time, James.
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Nigel Marshall |
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“For goodness sake Janice, pay 10p for a bag, the whole of Aldi is looking!’ 23/07/22 11:57:31 |
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07/09/20 7:06:41 |
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Vivvy En £50 |
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11/04/20 7:13:29 |
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Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ...
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The Wolf£50 |
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18/06/19 19:00:13 |
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Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ...
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Welsh Rarebit |
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31/03/16 7:00:10 |
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Best of the week.
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Zac Kramer |
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The son shines out of his arse 14/10/15 19:08:22 |
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Cath Jones |
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11/11/14 12:00:06 |
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Thank you for the nice comments :-)
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Tosser Wivlov |
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Nice legs, shame about the faith. 12/02/13 12:46:36 |
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Spud Gunn |
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Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either. 05/01/13 10:58:11 |
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D C £100 |
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Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to. 09/07/12 19:00:21 |
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Al Overy |
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"My name's Nicholas and I'm an alcoho-ho-holic." 18/10/22 7:01:46 |
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Tony S |
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Waiting list slashed as NHS introduce drive through Gynecology Clinic. 13/07/22 7:01:44 |
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Al Overy |
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16/11/21 8:00:08 |
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Mark Wilson £50 |
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18/12/20 9:44:36 |
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An alarmingly good caption. Well done, Mark
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The Wolf £50 |
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11/03/20 8:00:13 |
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Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th...
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Charles Gilbert £50 |
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26/01/20 21:58:13 |
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Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning.
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John Glover |
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"Boris, there's some policemen at the front door?" 23/06/19 19:16:43 |
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Michael Winner |
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"This week, on 'Taking a Selfie Using a Galaxy Note 7'..." 15/06/19 11:55:33 |
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C CaMel |
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I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 19:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :)
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Tina Flowers |
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These stairs lead down to the best cellar. 21/10/18 19:06:51 |
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I think you might have a winner there. Great caption.
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C CaMel £50 |
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"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 16:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D
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John Llamas |
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Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose. 01/12/16 8:34:50 |
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Well you've now got more for that comment Mark....
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Welsh Rarebit £100 |
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16/07/16 7:00:10 |
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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that.
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Cath Jones |
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03/11/15 20:37:53 |
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Ian Skelding |
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It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial. 03/09/15 19:00:10 |
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Mark England |
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12/03/14 12:37:33 |
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Smuldo |
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🎵 They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...🎵 16/01/13 20:00:51 |
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Vivvy En |
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"I do hope Dave and Sandra are okay at the kennels." 29/09/22 7:27:36 |
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13/09/22 13:02:12 |
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.... and was almost trunkated.
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Tony S £25 |
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16/06/22 7:07:13 |
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Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony!
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C CaMel £50 |
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04/11/21 8:08:24 |
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C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please
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Vivvy En |
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"Oh, that's better. I kneaded that." 03/07/21 19:36:21 |
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I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :)
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Al Overy £50 |
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10/10/20 11:00:14 |
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Thanks again everyone.
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Stephen Bean |
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21/04/20 11:00:17 |
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Karen Oakenfull |
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As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day' initiative. 30/03/20 12:59:43 |
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22/03/20 12:31:59 |
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Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ...
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Troompa Loompa£25 |
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20/03/20 20:03:08 |
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Thanks for all the kind words folks. 😊Stay safe 😷 and happy captioning. 👨â€ðŸ’» 👩â€ðŸ’»
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Michelle Purrington £50 |
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I dont mind this beer but I'm normally Intastellar 21/08/19 11:03:00 |
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Has anyone else ever won the monthly prize with their first ever caption on Caption.me? Out of this world effort Michelle, well done.
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Kenny Ireland |
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04/08/19 9:54:15 |
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James Lennox |
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me!
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James Lennox £50 |
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all.
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Tony Edwards £50 |
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08/08/18 11:26:52 |
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere."
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"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face." 03/08/18 7:13:01 |
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Thanks Karen-If only you would have voted for it ,then I would have won the fifty quid and I wouldn't have had to sell one of the kids to make ends meet. But don't blame yourself Karen am sure you never meant to be so selfish. Once again thanks.
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Ian Skelding |
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31/05/18 19:00:17 |
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Michael Winner |
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Caution: Chinese Dragon costume thieves operate in this area. 01/05/18 19:16:15 |
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Welsh Rarebit £50 |
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"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?" 08/04/18 7:36:55 |
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Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-)
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Mark England |
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30/07/13 11:21:55 |
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July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats!
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Tony Edwards |
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13/06/13 19:17:39 |
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Cath Jones |
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31/03/13 7:02:14 |
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Houston, wee have a problem.
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Tosser Wivlov |
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They met each other on the web. 15/01/13 20:42:18 |
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Roley Martin |
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8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies. 28/10/11 20:02:18 |
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Hercules Rockefeller |
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28/06/14 19:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week.
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Smuldo |
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27/08/13 11:57:39 |
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That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done!
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Cath Jones |
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Barbara has a highly infectious laugh. 03/05/13 19:07:31 |
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Dan Dan |
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After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly. 07/02/13 12:08:07 |
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or else they're just Man U fans
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Pete £100 |
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Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas. 14/09/12 8:00:35 |
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I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous.
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Mr. Toad |
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30/06/12 19:17:18 |
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Ian Skelding |
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03/10/11 10:00:16 |
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Stephen Bean |
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 11:03:29 |
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Vanessa the Guesser £50 |
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08/08/20 7:05:57 |
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Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :)
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Stephen Bean |
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08/07/20 11:00:09 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''Hello, Derbyshire police, it's Tom here. I've just seen a couple walking their dog.'' 31/03/20 7:04:05 |
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Mark Wilson |
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All these animals on Noahs Ark and I'm the only one who feels seasick 12/02/20 20:11:57 |
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Sorry Mark, missed voting by an inch. Great observational caption.
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Leroy Brown |
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04/08/18 22:47:17 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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26/07/18 12:51:38 |
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Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :)
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Gary was confident of his chances in this years novelty hat competition. 07/03/18 8:33:00 |
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Hat off to you, stone face, great caption.
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William Kay |
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It was definitely a no fly zone. 20/01/17 12:40:19 |
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Tony Edwards |
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29/03/16 21:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect.
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Lucky Elperro |
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I may have Parkinsons, but I can eat my own ice cream thank you very much. 07/09/15 11:18:26 |
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Kenny Ireland |
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15/06/15 19:18:24 |
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Michael Winner |
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It was several weeks before his landlady realised he'd left without paying. 29/12/14 20:12:10 |
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The following is not a joke; it's a compliment: If you show this image to a thousand people, 950 would just scratch their heads, 49 would make SOME sense out of it...and one, maybe just ONE would be funny. Congratulations! Nice caption, which is ...
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Mark Cowling |
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ITV allow the public to choose Matt Hancock's next trial. Wed 12:00:07 |
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Nigel Marshall |
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Never sneeze near the pick n mix 02/11/22 20:00:55 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''The conference hall bar is now open, if anyone would like to purchase a gottle o' geer.'' 16/10/22 11:01:00 |
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Stu Dent£50 |
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25/01/21 20:03:45 |
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Kudos to you Stu, well urned.
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