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13/03/19 12:20:20 |
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So that's why she had a sore throat..
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09/06/12 11:28:38 |
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Perfect.
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26/02/20 12:00:54 |
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c...
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"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox." 15/03/13 21:00:00 |
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Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box.
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18/07/22 12:04:26 |
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Great caption. And Vivvy has very generously donated her prize back to the prize pool - thank you very much.
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14/07/22 8:00:14 |
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This caption gave me a genuine LOL moment. And getting two captions in the monthly top three is a very rare achievement for any captioneer. AND this is only your first month on the site! Well done Nigel.
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20/09/20 12:00:47 |
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Thank you all so much! I had never imagined that I could ever produce a winning caption - I was always delighted with anything which crept into double figures. So there is hope for everyone, that one of their captions may just hit the spot.
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19/07/20 12:36:41 |
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Wow, I'm only on the bloody winners board!! Thanks to all who made this possible and your kind comments. There are some great captions on that board.... and then there's mine.
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04/03/22 12:00:30 |
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Well done Chris , now get off and let someone else have a go.
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I name this ship Titanic. 08/04/21 12:16:05 |
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Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really.
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23/02/20 20:45:45 |
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Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko.
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04/05/19 12:01:16 |
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Thank you for your kind words, Crunchy Chords! I was chuffed to bits when my caption garnered so much love. I am truly grateful to all of you guys and girls for this. I think that Welsh Rarebit's caption deservedly won. Apart from bei...
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He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 12:09:49 |
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I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments!
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Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 8:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope?
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03/03/16 20:15:26 |
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29/01/22 8:14:53 |
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Thanks everyone, you crazy bunch. You keep me sane, you really do. Thanks also to Chris - caption.me remains my favourite hang-out. And my gratitude also goes to Lizzie's dysfunctional family for providing us with excellent captioning material.
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"This is most embarrassing, but could you help? Somehow I've caught my penis in the fence." 18/07/21 12:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner!
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08/10/18 8:08:02 |
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Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise."
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11/01/17 20:01:12 |
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Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers .
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30/10/16 16:18:47 |
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Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx
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19/10/15 12:06:09 |
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“For goodness sake Janice, pay 10p for a bag, the whole of Aldi is looking!’ 23/07/22 12:57:31 |
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07/09/20 8:06:41 |
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11/04/20 8:13:29 |
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Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ...
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18/06/19 20:00:13 |
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Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ...
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31/03/16 8:00:10 |
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Best of the week.
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The son shines out of his arse 14/10/15 20:08:22 |
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11/11/14 12:00:06 |
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Thank you for the nice comments :-)
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Nice legs, shame about the faith. 12/02/13 12:46:36 |
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Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either. 05/01/13 10:58:11 |
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Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to. 09/07/12 20:00:21 |
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Waiting list slashed as NHS introduce drive through Gynecology Clinic. 13/07/22 8:01:44 |
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16/11/21 8:00:08 |
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18/12/20 9:44:36 |
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An alarmingly good caption. Well done, Mark
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11/03/20 8:00:13 |
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Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th...
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26/01/20 21:58:13 |
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Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning.
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"Boris, there's some policemen at the front door?" 23/06/19 20:16:43 |
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"This week, on 'Taking a Selfie Using a Galaxy Note 7'..." 15/06/19 12:55:33 |
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I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 20:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :)
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These stairs lead down to the best cellar. 21/10/18 20:06:51 |
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I think you might have a winner there. Great caption.
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"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 17:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D
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Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose. 01/12/16 8:34:50 |
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Well you've now got more for that comment Mark....
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16/07/16 8:00:10 |
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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that.
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03/11/15 20:37:53 |
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It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial. 03/09/15 20:00:10 |
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12/03/14 12:37:33 |
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🎵 They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...🎵 16/01/13 20:00:51 |
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16/06/22 8:07:13 |
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Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony!
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04/11/21 8:08:24 |
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C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please
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"Oh, that's better. I kneaded that." 03/07/21 20:36:21 |
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I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :)
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10/10/20 12:00:14 |
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Thanks again everyone.
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21/04/20 12:00:17 |
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As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day' initiative. 30/03/20 13:59:43 |
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22/03/20 12:31:59 |
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Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ...
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20/03/20 20:03:08 |
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Thanks for all the kind words folks. 😊Stay safe 😷 and happy captioning. 👨â€ðŸ’» 👩â€ðŸ’»
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I dont mind this beer but I'm normally Intastellar 21/08/19 12:03:00 |
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Has anyone else ever won the monthly prize with their first ever caption on Caption.me? Out of this world effort Michelle, well done.
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04/08/19 10:54:15 |
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me!
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all.
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08/08/18 12:26:52 |
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere."
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"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face." 03/08/18 8:13:01 |
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Thanks Karen-If only you would have voted for it ,then I would have won the fifty quid and I wouldn't have had to sell one of the kids to make ends meet. But don't blame yourself Karen am sure you never meant to be so selfish. Once again thanks.
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31/05/18 20:00:17 |
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Caution: Chinese Dragon costume thieves operate in this area. 01/05/18 20:16:15 |
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"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?" 08/04/18 8:36:55 |
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Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-)
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30/07/13 12:21:55 |
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July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats!
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13/06/13 20:17:39 |
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31/03/13 8:02:14 |
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Houston, wee have a problem.
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They met each other on the web. 15/01/13 20:42:18 |
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8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies. 28/10/11 21:02:18 |
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28/06/14 20:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week.
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27/08/13 12:57:39 |
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That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done!
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Barbara has a highly infectious laugh. 03/05/13 20:07:31 |
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After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly. 07/02/13 12:08:07 |
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or else they're just Man U fans
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Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas. 14/09/12 9:00:35 |
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I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous.
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08/08/20 8:05:57 |
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Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :)
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''Hello, Derbyshire police, it's Tom here. I've just seen a couple walking their dog.'' 31/03/20 8:04:05 |
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All these animals on Noahs Ark and I'm the only one who feels seasick 12/02/20 20:11:57 |
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Sorry Mark, missed voting by an inch. Great observational caption.
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26/07/18 13:51:38 |
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Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :)
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Gary was confident of his chances in this years novelty hat competition. 07/03/18 8:33:00 |
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Hat off to you, stone face, great caption.
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It was definitely a no fly zone. 20/01/17 12:40:19 |
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29/03/16 22:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect.
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I may have Parkinsons, but I can eat my own ice cream thank you very much. 07/09/15 12:18:26 |
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It was several weeks before his landlady realised he'd left without paying. 29/12/14 20:12:10 |
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The following is not a joke; it's a compliment: If you show this image to a thousand people, 950 would just scratch their heads, 49 would make SOME sense out of it...and one, maybe just ONE would be funny. Congratulations! Nice caption, which is ...
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25/01/21 20:03:45 |
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Kudos to you Stu, well urned.
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25/07/20 12:02:49 |
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Icy too
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This public gathering is just asking to get Corona. 12/05/20 8:16:32 |
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It was at this moment James regretted tying Rex to a jet ski. 02/05/20 8:00:12 |
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At first I thought this was terrible. Then I imagined the jet ski setting off and realised this caption suits the picture perfectly.
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The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 8:04:16 |
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Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 12:03:20 |
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Sonic regretted taking a shortcut through the cow field. 20/04/20 8:50:09 |
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"...so I said, 'what ceiling fan?'..." 18/04/19 20:37:57 |
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Keep chuckling to this a lot. It’s a brilliant caption 😃
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09/04/19 4:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old.
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