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 Chris Keegan |
£50  13/03/19 12:20:20 |
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So that's why she had a sore throat..
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 Mr. Toad |
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Perfect.
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Stephen Bean |
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£50 26/02/20 12:00:54 |
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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c...
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Ian Skelding |
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"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox." 15/03/13 21:00:00 |
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Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box.
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Molly R |
£50  20/09/20 12:00:47 |
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I almost didn't submit this photo for captioning thinking it would be a difficult one. Obviously not for you Molly! So glad I changed my mind. Excellent caption. Congratulations!
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Mark Wilson |
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£50 19/07/20 12:36:41 |
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Wow, I'm only on the bloody winners board!! Thanks to all who made this possible and your kind comments. There are some great captions on that board.... and then there's mine.
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Tony S |
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I name this ship Titanic. 08/04/21 12:16:05 |
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Karyn Harrison |
£25  23/02/20 20:45:45 |
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Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko.
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Thank you for your kind words, Crunchy Chords! I was chuffed to bits when my caption garnered so much love. I am truly grateful to all of you guys and girls for this. I think that Welsh Rarebit's caption deservedly won. Apart from bei...
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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£50 He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 12:09:49 |
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I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments!
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C CaMel |
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Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 8:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope?
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Welsh Rarebit |
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Dan Nicholls |
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08/10/18 8:08:02 |
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Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise."
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Smuldo |
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£50 11/01/17 20:01:12 |
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Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers .
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Steve Davies |
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Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx
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Spud Gunn II |
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stone face |
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07/09/20 8:06:41 |
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Vivvy En |
£50  11/04/20 8:13:29 |
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Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ...
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The Wolf |
£50  18/06/19 20:00:13 |
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Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ...
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Welsh Rarebit |
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31/03/16 8:00:10 |
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Best of the week.
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Zac Kramer |
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The son shines out of his arse 14/10/15 20:08:22 |
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Cath Jones |
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11/11/14 12:00:06 |
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Thank you for the nice comments :-)
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Tosser Wivlov |
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Nice legs, shame about the faith. 12/02/13 12:46:36 |
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Spud Gunn |
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Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either. 05/01/13 10:58:11 |
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D C |
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£100 Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to. 09/07/12 20:00:21 |
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Mark Wilson |
£50  18/12/20 9:44:36 |
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An alarmingly good caption. Well done, Mark
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The Wolf |
£50  11/03/20 8:00:13 |
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Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th...
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Charles Gilbert |
£50  26/01/20 21:58:13 |
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Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning.
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John Glover |
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"Boris, there's some policemen at the front door?" 23/06/19 20:16:43 |
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Michael Winner |
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"This week, on 'Taking a Selfie Using a Galaxy Note 7'..." 15/06/19 12:55:33 |
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C CaMel |
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I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 20:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :)
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Tina Flowers |
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These stairs lead down to the best cellar. 21/10/18 20:06:51 |
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I think you might have a winner there. Great caption.
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C CaMel |
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£50 "The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 17:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D
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John Llamas |
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Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose. 01/12/16 8:34:50 |
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Well you've now got more for that comment Mark....
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Welsh Rarebit |
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£100 16/07/16 8:00:10 |
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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that.
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Cath Jones |
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03/11/15 20:37:53 |
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Ian Skelding |
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It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial. 03/09/15 20:00:10 |
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Mark England |
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12/03/14 12:37:33 |
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Smuldo |
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♫ They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...♫ 16/01/13 20:00:51 |
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Al Overy |
£50  10/10/20 12:00:14 |
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Thanks again everyone.
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Stephen Bean |
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Karen Oakenfull |
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As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day’ initiative. 30/03/20 13:59:43 |
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Waaaaah I’m close to being pipped to the post. But it was very exiting being at the top for this long. Thank you to everyone who voted. Can’t believe the score I got in the first place! Xxxx
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Guideaux . |
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22/03/20 12:31:59 |
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Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ...
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Troompa Loompa |
£25  20/03/20 20:03:08 |
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Thanks for all the kind words folks. 😊Stay safe 😷 and happy captioning. 👨💻 👩💻
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 Michelle Purrington |
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£50 I dont mind this beer but I'm normally Intastellar 21/08/19 12:03:00 |
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Has anyone else ever won the monthly prize with their first ever caption on Caption.me? Out of this world effort Michelle, well done.
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Kenny Ireland |
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04/08/19 10:54:15 |
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James Lennox |
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me!
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James Lennox |
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£50 22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all.
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Tony Edwards |
£50  08/08/18 12:26:52 |
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere."
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"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face." 03/08/18 8:13:01 |
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Thanks Karen-If only you would have voted for it ,then I would have won the fifty quid and I wouldn't have had to sell one of the kids to make ends meet. But don't blame yourself Karen am sure you never meant to be so selfish. Once again thanks.
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Ian Skelding |
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31/05/18 20:00:17 |
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Michael Winner |
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Caution: Chinese Dragon costume thieves operate in this area. 01/05/18 20:16:15 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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£50 "When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?" 08/04/18 8:36:55 |
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Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-)
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Mark England |
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30/07/13 12:21:55 |
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July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats!
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Tony Edwards |
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13/06/13 20:17:39 |
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Cath Jones |
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31/03/13 8:02:14 |
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Houston, wee have a problem.
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Tosser Wivlov |
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They met each other on the web. 15/01/13 20:42:18 |
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Roley Martin |
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8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies. 28/10/11 21:02:18 |
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Hercules Rockefeller |
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28/06/14 20:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week.
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Smuldo |
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27/08/13 12:57:39 |
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That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done!
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Cath Jones |
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Barbara has a highly infectious laugh. 03/05/13 20:07:31 |
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Dan Dan |
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After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly. 07/02/13 12:08:07 |
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or else they're just Man U fans
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Pete |
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£100 Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas. 14/09/12 9:00:35 |
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I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous.
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Mr. Toad |
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30/06/12 20:17:18 |
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Ian Skelding |
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03/10/11 11:00:16 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
£50  08/08/20 8:05:57 |
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Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :)
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Stephen Bean |
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Dave was the last to notice Medusa had taken up hang gliding. 08/07/20 12:00:09 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''Hello, Derbyshire police, it's Tom here. I've just seen a couple walking their dog.'' 31/03/20 8:04:05 |
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Mark Wilson |
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All these animals on Noahs Ark and I'm the only one who feels seasick 12/02/20 20:11:57 |
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Sorry Mark, missed voting by an inch. Great observational caption.
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Leroy Brown |
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04/08/18 23:47:17 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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26/07/18 13:51:38 |
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Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :)
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£50 Gary was confident of his chances in this years novelty hat competition. 07/03/18 8:33:00 |
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Hat off to you, stone face, great caption.
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William Kay |
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It was definitely a no fly zone. 20/01/17 12:40:19 |
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Tony Edwards |
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29/03/16 22:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect.
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Lucky Elperro |
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I may have Parkinsons, but I can eat my own ice cream thank you very much. 07/09/15 12:18:26 |
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Kenny Ireland |
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15/06/15 20:18:24 |
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Michael Winner |
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It was several weeks before his landlady realised he'd left without paying. 29/12/14 20:12:10 |
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The following is not a joke; it's a compliment: If you show this image to a thousand people, 950 would just scratch their heads, 49 would make SOME sense out of it...and one, maybe just ONE would be funny. Congratulations! Nice caption, which is ...
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Stu Dent |
£50  25/01/21 20:03:45 |
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Kudos to you Stu, well urned.
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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25/07/20 12:02:49 |
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Icy too
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James Lennox |
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This public gathering is just asking to get Corona. 12/05/20 8:16:32 |
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Smuldo |
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It was at this moment James regretted tying Rex to a jet ski. 02/05/20 8:00:12 |
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At first I thought this was terrible. Then I imagined the jet ski setting off and realised this caption suits the picture perfectly.
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Mark England |
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27/04/20 12:12:35 |
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C CaMel |
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The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 8:04:16 |
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C CaMel |
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Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 12:03:20 |
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Troompa Loompa |
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Sonic regretted taking a shortcut through the cow field. 20/04/20 8:50:09 |
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Mark England |
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03/04/20 8:09:53 |
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Mark England |
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02/05/19 8:16:05 |
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Michael Winner |
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"...so I said, 'what ceiling fan?'..." 18/04/19 20:37:57 |
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Keep chuckling to this a lot. It’s a brilliant caption 😃
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Scrappy Doo |
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09/04/19 4:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old.
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Paul Reeve |
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He got fed up with just fetching balls. 28/02/19 12:51:44 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
£50  11/02/19 12:01:55 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend!
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John Llamas |
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........ just posting some pictures of my trip 10/01/19 8:41:39 |
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You must've had a lovely time. Is that a picture of your-niece, then? :^)
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Vanessa the Guesser |
£50  20/09/18 8:05:14 |
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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments.
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Karyn Harrison |
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Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock. 31/07/18 20:48:18 |
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Pete |
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£50 It's unusual for a seagull to be scared of heights. 21/06/18 20:07:37 |
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I couldn't wait to find out who posted this caption. Absolutely brilliant, Pete. :)
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Ian Skelding |
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Great on the parcel shelf of a car. 23/05/18 14:08:30 |
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You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!!
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Troompa Loompa |
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£50 "Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay." 11/02/18 21:07:10 |
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Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one.
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Michael Winner |
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£50 09/11/17 20:34:07 |
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Woo woo! Thanks for the comments and the votes everyone!
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Smuldo |
£50  09/10/17 20:28:10 |
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Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption.
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Pussy Galore |
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"Why are you leaving the job?" 11/02/17 20:48:38 |
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Thank you for all the votes. That's my highest score to date. :)
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Mark England |
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21/10/16 12:54:20 |
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Cath Jones |
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17/10/15 20:00:07 |
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Cath Jones |
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02/08/15 21:09:56 |
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Tony Edwards |
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15/10/14 8:31:28 |
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Helen Llamas |
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20/04/14 20:24:31 |
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Michael Winner |
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A mass grave of unknown snowmen. 05/02/14 8:00:09 |
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C CaMel |
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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Dan Dan |
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02/09/12 12:03:49 |
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Cath Jones |
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£100 07/08/12 12:27:04 |
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Gordon Bannerman |
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Hitch-hiker killed in freak accident 07/06/12 11:14:26 |
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Lyarna Manley |
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15/05/12 11:22:15 |
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Linda D |
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12/05/12 20:00:21 |
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Pablo Cabello |
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05/05/12 20:00:09 |
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Michael Winner |
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"Permission to speak, Captain Mainwaring sir..." 24/03/14 20:00:55 |
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Glyn Evans |
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10/01/14 12:00:12 |
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Or "Marital Kombat" :-)
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Gordon Bannerman |
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Two Popes elected in Staffordshire 25/08/13 20:51:41 |
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Gayna Dee |
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See A Penny..Pick It Up..All The Day You'll Have Good Luck 12/04/13 8:30:37 |
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John Glover |
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"So Mr Smith, are these all the hallucinogenics you have taken, and how are you feeling now?" 18/02/13 12:15:46 |
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This is cracking :-)
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Dan Dan |
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12/11/12 12:00:09 |
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Pete |
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09/11/12 8:13:13 |
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Mark England |
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18/09/12 20:10:56 |
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F Mackay |
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24/08/12 12:02:19 |
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John Glover |
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"Come on out you bastards, I'm supposed to be getting married in half an hour!" 06/07/12 11:11:12 |
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Dave Devine |
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24/06/12 11:00:11 |
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Christopher Harris |
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23/06/12 20:00:30 |
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Paul Woolley |
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08/06/12 20:00:06 |
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Pete |
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Men like him should be put behind bras. 16/05/12 11:03:56 |
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Mr. Toad |
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This disturbing image was found in the home of a known Speedophile. 02/05/12 20:00:49 |
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Naa they'r just trying to make a brief trunk call
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F Mackay |
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"I've got 10,000 twitter followers." 16/03/12 11:06:48 |
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Roley Martin |
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27/10/11 11:17:46 |
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The Wolf |
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14/01/21 12:10:07 |
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The Wolf |
£50  10/11/20 8:00:16 |
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Many thanks to you all for your votes and kind words. Additional thanks to Chris for providing and maintaining the site and for choosing me for this month's winner. This was one of those captions which I nearly didn't post because I thought it w...
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The Wolf |
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Dear Santa. For Christmas this year I'd love some thermal underpants. 05/10/20 20:27:23 |
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Ian Skelding |
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"Right, that's curry sauce, mango chutney, basmati rice, onion bhaji, poppadoms and a Nan." 15/03/20 12:57:09 |
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C CaMel |
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13/08/19 20:43:44 |
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Mark England |
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"Flippin' hell, Edmund, Who cares if it's creased? Just stick the flag in the bloody summit" 24/06/19 20:30:04 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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£50 Children should be seen and not blurred. 10/05/19 8:49:01 |
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No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.)
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Smuldo |
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04/05/19 20:00:10 |
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Joe |
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02/05/19 14:04:27 |
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Crunchy Chords |
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Mr Dome |
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28/02/19 8:18:57 |
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Stu Dent |
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When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age 08/02/19 20:05:14 |
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C CaMel |
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'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
£50  15/12/18 12:00:10 |
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I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year
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ant knee |
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23/10/18 12:00:17 |
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Funny Bean |
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista.
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Chris Keegan |
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"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over" 17/09/18 12:00:08 |
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John Llamas |
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This sort of thing just makes me cross 07/09/18 8:14:55 |
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Smuldo |
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"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..." 06/09/18 14:02:48 |
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Leroy Brown |
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Chris Keegan |
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The final episode of Peppa Pig 02/11/17 8:14:09 |
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Ross Davidson |
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The next drink was complimentary. 19/07/16 11:52:50 |
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♫ I feel slitty, oh so slitty ♫
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"Where's the snake darling?" 23/01/16 23:08:48 |
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Hey, Lucky. Like our friend, Zac, I see that you won two out of three in "your row." But, can you sweep a whole row, get a triple? No pressure. Just sayin'...you came pretty close.
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Have to agree with Mr Glover - this is a winner.
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Greg Curtis |
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"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?" 02/08/15 9:43:57 |
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John Llamas |
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The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach. 29/01/15 12:14:36 |
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Tony S |
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It got worse when the manager pulled him off at half time. 09/04/21 20:18:47 |
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£50 "Good boy!" said Paul McCartney. 25/03/21 20:00:07 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter!
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I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". 🙃
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...and along with the suit he was wearing.
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If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on. 14/10/20 12:30:14 |
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It has a squeeze butt-on.
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James Lennox |
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£50 "What do you think Dave?" 28/04/20 20:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ...
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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Stephen Bean |
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04/10/19 20:02:43 |
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Troompa Loompa |
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Dave wasn't impressed at how Legal and General settled his claim for the roof repair. 02/08/19 22:22:08 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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11/07/19 8:18:11 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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Gavin Smithers |
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"I'm afraid we're giving the part to Ursula Andress" 26/04/19 9:59:08 |
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Chris Keegan |
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Vivvy En |
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"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know." 28/02/19 20:54:27 |
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26/12/18 12:01:59 |
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Tina Flowers |
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28/11/18 21:55:22 |
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I agree with Dave, this one was so good I refused to attempt a caption...
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I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments
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"Has Nan gone out with that big glass ashtray in her mouth again?" 26/08/18 20:57:14 |
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Pete |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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"Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache." 29/07/18 20:08:29 |
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Neil Mackenzie |
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Essex Girls struggle to wear knickers on special occasions. 26/07/18 8:00:44 |
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Ah, that's 'cracked' me up. You're so mean.
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Tony Edwards |
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15/05/18 8:55:45 |
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Stephen Paterson |
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He'll be back in his crypt tonight. 10/05/18 12:14:18 |
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Jonathan Allsopp |
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£50 17/04/17 8:35:16 |
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Amazing. The comments mean a lot more than the 50. Very kind. May the silliness long continue!Thanks.
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In his younger days, Don King had a fetish for licking squirrels arses 23/01/17 20:16:38 |
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It's based on Don King's unique hairstyle
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Ian Skelding |
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02/01/17 20:25:25 |
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That is the best caption for some time. Nice work.
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Stephen Paterson |
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22/12/16 12:01:58 |
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Thank you folks, that's now my best scoring caption. :-)
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Steve Wright |
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£50 Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern. 09/12/16 15:09:17 |
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Yeah truly fantastic caption
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Smuldo |
£50  03/11/16 8:02:11 |
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Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers 😁
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Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place...
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Tony Edwards |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 20:35:59 |
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Steve Davies |
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"Let me see, Google , images , Medusa, ah shit. 25/10/15 20:20:14 |
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"Is that really you Medusa? Well stone me..."
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Tony Edwards |
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09/09/15 12:44:04 |
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Dan Nicholls |
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"Hello is that customer complaints? I need to return some goods...well, I ordered a leotard". 06/08/15 8:01:16 |
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From Amazon I presume. :-D
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Tony Edwards |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool.
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John Glover |
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They made me take my silverback. 27/01/15 12:02:16 |
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Pete |
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15/08/14 9:44:18 |
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Tracy Davidson |
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02/07/14 8:00:20 |
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Leroy Brown |
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Just done it..... In your new shoes! 24/06/14 20:00:57 |
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matt cunningham |
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16/03/14 9:37:01 |
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Brian Malco |
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"I told you we should've used heavier barrels to store the helium - go get the step ladders..." 05/03/14 20:09:07 |
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Michael Winner |
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"Nigella! Have you been on the coke again?" 15/12/13 8:30:56 |
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Now we know who's really behind the exhibits in Charles Saatchi's gallery. Damien Hurst? Tracy Emin? Neither can match the creativity of Nigella on coke.
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