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Chris Keegan Vote score: 10420Chris Keegan

£50
WINNER

Reports are coming in stating Theresa May is back in Brussels making one last push to get a Brexit deal"

13/03/19 12:20:20

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So that's why she had a sore throat.. --stone face
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad
It was usually easier to take the A4.

09/06/12 11:28:38

 3
Perfect. --D C
Stephen Bean Vote score: 18626Stephen Bean

£50
WINNER

"I'm afraid the mammogram machine's broken down Mrs Brown, so I'm just going to grab your tits and have a good ol' squeeze."

26/02/20 12:00:54

 32
I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25982Ian Skelding

"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox."

15/03/13 21:00:00

 9
Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo
Molly R Vote score: 3063Molly R

£50
WINNER

  Most of them were Trump lookalikes - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November.

20/09/20 12:00:47

 27
I almost didn't submit this photo for captioning thinking it would be a difficult one. Obviously not for you Molly! So glad I changed my mind. Excellent caption. Congratulations! --Karyn Harrison
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3666Mark Wilson

£50
WINNER

Due to social distancing the pool only has water in lanes 1,3,5 and 7. So if the swimmer representing Ireland in the 200m backstroke could move to the next lane across please

19/07/20 12:36:41

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Wow, I'm only on the bloody winners board!! Thanks to all who made this possible and your kind comments. There are some great captions on that board.... and then there's mine. --Mark Wilson
Tony S Vote score: 2973Tony S

£50
WINNER

I name this ship Titanic.
Excuse me sir why are you dressed as a woman?
Just a feeling.

08/04/21 12:16:05

 24
Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really. --Tony S
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6290Karyn Harrison

£25
WINNER

"Looks like its just you and me now Ringo!"

23/02/20 20:45:45

 20
Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko. --Troompa Loompa
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf
The Da Vinci chord.

04/05/19 12:01:16

 2
Thank you for your kind words, Crunchy Chords! I was chuffed to bits when my caption garnered so much love. I am truly grateful to all of you guys and girls for this. I think that Welsh Rarebit's caption deservedly won. Apart from bei... --Spycenwolf
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15942Vanessa the Guesser

£50
WINNER

He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today.

27/04/19 12:09:49

 19
I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments!  --Vanessa the Guesser
C CaMel Vote score: 7445C CaMel

Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.'

22/07/18 8:45:58

 1
Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"...but I hate my brothel."

03/03/16 20:15:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 9274James Lennox

£50
WINNER

"This is most embarrassing, but could you help? Somehow I've caught my penis in the fence."

18/07/21 12:55:41

 26
Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 16028Dan Nicholls

"Oi Noah, wait for us."

08/10/18 8:08:02

 4
Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise." --Pete
Smuldo Vote score: 11750Smuldo

£50
WINNER

K. FC.

11/01/17 20:01:12

 16
Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies
As Dave celebrated his birthday  a witch callously steals his car.

30/10/16 16:18:47

 1
Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx  --Andrea Hickling
Spud Gunn II Vote score: 535Spud Gunn II

Look who's torquing.

19/10/15 12:06:09

 
stone face Vote score: 10002stone face

The Dali Llama..

07/09/20 8:06:41

 2
Vivvy En Vote score: 8233Vivvy En

£50
WINNER

  She can really hold her licker

11/04/20 8:13:29

 22
Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ... --Vivvy En
The Wolf Vote score: 13399The Wolf

£50
WINNER

  No wonder my Nan’s in a wheelchair

18/06/19 20:00:13

 21
Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ... --The Wolf
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Cinq Hole

31/03/16 8:00:10

 5
Best of the week. --John Glover
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

The son shines out of his arse

14/10/15 20:08:22

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Today is arm assist day.

11/11/14 12:00:06

 5
Thank you for the nice comments :-) --Cath Jones
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6002Tosser Wivlov

Nice legs, shame about the faith.

12/02/13 12:46:36

 
Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either.

05/01/13 10:58:11

 2
D C Vote score: 2689D C

£100
WINNER

Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.

09/07/12 20:00:21

 23
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3666Mark Wilson

£50
WINNER

"Welcome to Farmyard FM, just gone 7AM and this is for all the turkeys,  its Mariah Careys all I want for Christmas is you"

18/12/20 9:44:36

 25
An alarmingly good caption. Well done, Mark --Vivvy En
The Wolf Vote score: 13399The Wolf

£50
WINNER

You think your job is depressing?  You wanna try working in the Snowman morgue.

11/03/20 8:00:13

 23
Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th... --The Wolf
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1065Charles Gilbert

£50
WINNER

  "No time for questions, just get on!"

26/01/20 21:58:13

 17
Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning. --Willie Johnson
John  Glover Vote score: 22007John Glover

"Boris, there's some policemen at the front door?"

23/06/19 20:16:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25160Michael Winner

"This week, on 'Taking a Selfie Using a Galaxy Note 7'..."

15/06/19 12:55:33

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7445C CaMel

I've never finished a diet either.

11/06/19 20:00:49

 1
Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

These stairs lead down to the best cellar.

21/10/18 20:06:51

 1
I think you might have a winner there. Great caption. --John Glover
C CaMel Vote score: 7445C CaMel

£50
WINNER

"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed"

11/05/18 17:23:33

 19
Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D  --C CaMel
John Llamas Vote score: 20078John Llamas

Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose.

01/12/16 8:34:50

 8
Well you've now got more for that comment Mark.... --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

£100
WINNER

Toed in the hole

16/07/16 8:00:10

 16
Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Full Petal Jacket.

03/11/15 20:37:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25982Ian Skelding

It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial.

03/09/15 20:00:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 18967Mark England

Step, Toe & Sun

12/03/14 12:37:33

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11750Smuldo

🎵 They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...🎵

16/01/13 20:00:51

 6
Vivvy En Vote score: 8233Vivvy En

"Oh, that's better. I kneaded that."

03/07/21 20:36:21

 2
I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :) --Al Overy
Al Overy Vote score: 7613Al Overy

£50
WINNER

BREAKING - Sniffer dog retires after largest ever cocaine find.  He left on a high, said his handler.

10/10/20 12:00:14

 21
Thanks again everyone.  --Al Overy
Stephen Bean Vote score: 18626Stephen Bean

Lard of the Rungs

21/04/20 12:00:17

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2153Karen Oakenfull

As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, "˜Take Your Kids To Work Day' initiative.

30/03/20 13:59:43

 1
Waaaaah I’m close to being pipped to the post. But it was very exiting being at the top for this long. Thank you to everyone who voted. Can’t believe the score I got in the first place! Xxxx --Karen Oakenfull
Guideaux . Vote score: 2335Guideaux .

Made in China

22/03/20 12:31:59

 6
Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ... --Glyn Evans
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21855Troompa Loompa

£25
WINNER

  The Queen throws a leaving party for Harry and Meghan.

20/03/20 20:03:08

 14
Thanks for all the kind words folks. 😊Stay safe 😷 and happy captioning. 👨‍💻 👩‍💻 --Troompa Loompa
Michelle Purrington Vote score: 32Michelle Purrington

£50
WINNER

I dont mind this beer but I'm normally Intastellar

21/08/19 12:03:00

 13
Has anyone else ever won the monthly prize with their first ever caption on Caption.me? Out of this world effort Michelle, well done. --James Lennox
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5681Kenny Ireland

RIPtide.

04/08/19 10:54:15

 
James Lennox Vote score: 9274James Lennox

"Luke, I am your farmer."

23/03/19 8:46:34

 3
Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me!  --The Wolf
James Lennox Vote score: 9274James Lennox

£50
WINNER

Wash his hands hopefully.

22/01/19 8:22:17

 19
Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34573Tony Edwards

£50
WINNER

"Has anyone handed in a left ear?"

08/08/18 12:26:52

 19
"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
stone face Vote score: 10002stone face

"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face."

03/08/18 8:13:01

 3
Thanks Karen-If only you would have voted for it ,then I would have won the fifty quid and I wouldn't have had to sell one of the kids to make ends meet. But don't blame yourself Karen am sure you never meant to be so selfish. Once again thanks. --stone face
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25982Ian Skelding

Animal writes

31/05/18 20:00:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25160Michael Winner

Caution: Chinese Dragon costume thieves operate in this area.

01/05/18 20:16:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

£50
WINNER

"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?"

08/04/18 8:36:55

 16
Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit
Mark England Vote score: 18967Mark England

Carol wished a double decker would come...and a Mars Bar, a Twix, a Bounty and a box of Terry's All Gold.

30/07/13 12:21:55

 3
July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34573Tony Edwards

"Get a tomb!"

13/06/13 20:17:39

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Wet knee Houston.

31/03/13 8:02:14

 2
Houston, wee have a problem. --Pete
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6002Tosser Wivlov

They met each other on the web.

15/01/13 20:42:18

 
Roley Martin Vote score: 1863Roley Martin

8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies.

28/10/11 21:02:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8650Hercules Rockefeller

The Wizard of Lbs

28/06/14 20:01:15

 7
Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding
Smuldo Vote score: 11750Smuldo

The ArmStrong of the Law.

27/08/13 12:57:39

 8
That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done! --Greg Curtis
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Barbara has a highly infectious laugh.

03/05/13 20:07:31

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly.

07/02/13 12:08:07

 5
or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

£100
WINNER

Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas.

14/09/12 9:00:35

 13
I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous. --Tommy FlashBangWallop
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

The only gay in the pillage.

30/06/12 20:17:18

 1
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25982Ian Skelding

Beach coma

03/10/11 11:00:16

 1
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15942Vanessa the Guesser

£50
WINNER

  Later on they fell out.

08/08/20 8:05:57

 18
Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :) --Vanessa the Guesser
Stephen Bean Vote score: 18626Stephen Bean

Dave was the last to notice Medusa had taken up hang gliding.

08/07/20 12:00:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 16665Dave Bryan

''Hello, Derbyshire police, it's Tom here. I've just seen a couple walking their dog.''

31/03/20 8:04:05

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3666Mark Wilson

All these animals on Noahs Ark and I'm the only one who feels seasick

12/02/20 20:11:57

 3
Sorry Mark, missed voting by an inch. Great observational caption. --James Lennox
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7879Leroy Brown

Driving Miss Daisy

04/08/18 23:47:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Altar Ego

26/07/18 13:51:38

 1
Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :) --Pete
stone face Vote score: 10002stone face

£50
WINNER

Gary was confident of his chances in this years novelty hat competition.

07/03/18 8:33:00

 11
Hat off to you, stone face, great caption. --Pete
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

It was definitely a no fly zone.

20/01/17 12:40:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34573Tony Edwards

The proof is in the pudding.

29/03/16 22:03:44

 1
After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5541Lucky Elperro

I may have Parkinsons, but I can eat my own ice cream thank you very much.

07/09/15 12:18:26

 3
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5681Kenny Ireland

Bureaucat.

15/06/15 20:18:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25160Michael Winner

It was several weeks before his landlady realised he'd left without paying.

29/12/14 20:12:10

 2
The following is not a joke; it's a compliment: If you show this image to a thousand people, 950 would just scratch their heads, 49 would make SOME sense out of it...and one, maybe just ONE would be funny. Congratulations! Nice caption, which is ... --Greg Curtis
Stu Dent Vote score: 5341Stu Dent

£50
WINNER

  Since the pandemic started, Cremation staff are having to work from home

25/01/21 20:03:45

 21
Kudos to you Stu, well urned.  --Glyn Evans
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15942Vanessa the Guesser

ICU

25/07/20 12:02:49

 1
Icy too --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 9274James Lennox

This public gathering is just asking to get Corona.

12/05/20 8:16:32

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11750 Smuldo

It was at this moment James regretted tying Rex to a jet ski.

02/05/20 8:00:12

 1
At first I thought this was terrible. Then I imagined the jet ski setting off and realised this caption suits the picture perfectly. --Neil Mackenzie
Mark England Vote score: 18967Mark England

"You spoil that bloody bat!"

27/04/20 12:12:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7445C CaMel

The Statue of David is now in Florence.

21/04/20 8:04:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7445C CaMel

Allow 12 hours to fully charge.

20/04/20 12:03:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21855Troompa Loompa

Sonic regretted taking a shortcut through the cow field.

20/04/20 8:50:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 18967Mark England

"Have you been mis-sold PPE?'

03/04/20 8:09:53

 
Mark England Vote score: 18967Mark England

'Been up since 4.am. Got a brilliant caption for the 8 a.m photo but I think it's gonna be a bit obvious. There's bound to be other captioneers thinking the same thing. I know, cut and paste. Oh five seconds to go. Finger hovering over add caption button...4..3 ..2 ZZZZZZZ '

02/05/19 8:16:05

 1
Michael Winner Vote score: 25160Michael Winner

"...so I said, 'what ceiling fan?'..."

18/04/19 20:37:57

 5
Keep chuckling to this a lot. It’s a brilliant caption 😃 --Karen Oakenfull
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 4022Scrappy Doo

The Abdominal Doughman

09/04/19 4:05:51

 3
Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5843Paul Reeve

He got fed up with just fetching balls.

28/02/19 12:51:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15942Vanessa the Guesser

£50
WINNER

"You have 39 new messages."

11/02/19 12:01:55

 21
Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend!  --Vanessa the Guesser
John Llamas Vote score: 20078John Llamas

........ just posting some pictures of my trip

10/01/19 8:41:39

 1
You must've had a lovely time. Is that a picture of your-niece, then? :^) --Crunchy Chords
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15942Vanessa the Guesser

£50
WINNER

  The emperor strikes back.

20/09/18 8:05:14

 16
I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6290Karyn Harrison

Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

31/07/18 20:48:18

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

£50
WINNER

It's unusual for a seagull to be scared of heights.

21/06/18 20:07:37

 19
I couldn't wait to find out who posted this caption. Absolutely brilliant, Pete. :) --Pussy Galore
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25982Ian Skelding

Great on the parcel shelf of a car.

Nod to everyone.

23/05/18 14:08:30

 4
You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!! --Greg Curtis
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21855Troompa Loompa

£50
WINNER

"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay."

11/02/18 21:07:10

 13
Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one. --Vivvy En
Michael Winner Vote score: 25160Michael Winner

£50
WINNER

"How will I recognise you?"

09/11/17 20:34:07

 18
Woo woo! Thanks for the comments and the votes everyone! --Michael Winner
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