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Chris Keegan Vote score: 9002Chris Keegan

£50
WINNER

Reports are coming in stating Theresa May is back in Brussels making one last push to get a Brexit deal…

13/03/19 12:20:20

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So that's why she had a sore throat.. --stone face
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

It was usually easier to take the A4.

09/06/12 11:28:38

 3
Perfect. --D C
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10756Stephen Bean

£50
WINNER

"I'm afraid the mammogram machine's broken down Mrs Brown, so I'm just going to grab your tits and have a good ol' squeeze."

26/02/20 12:00:54

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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22421Ian Skelding

"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox."

15/03/13 21:00:00

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Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1625Mark Wilson

£50
WINNER

Due to social distancing the pool only has water in lanes 1,3,5 and 7. So if the swimmer representing Ireland in the 200m backstroke could move to the next lane across please

19/07/20 12:36:41

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Wow, I'm only on the bloody winners board!! Thanks to all who made this possible and your kind comments. There are some great captions on that board.... and then there's mine. --Mark Wilson
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4775Karyn Harrison

£25
WINNER

"Looks like its just you and me now Ringo!"

23/02/20 20:45:45

 20
Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko. --Troompa Loompa
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

The Da Vinci chord.

04/05/19 12:01:16

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Thank you for your kind words, Crunchy Chords! I was chuffed to bits when my caption garnered so much love. I am truly grateful to all of you guys and girls for this. I think that Welsh Rarebit's caption deservedly won. Apart from bei... --Spycenwolf
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12507Vanessa the Guesser

£50
WINNER

He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today.

27/04/19 12:09:49

 19
I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments!  --Vanessa the Guesser
C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.'

22/07/18 8:45:58

 1
Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"...but I hate my brothel."

03/03/16 20:15:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15099Dan Nicholls

"Oi Noah, wait for us."

08/10/18 8:08:02

 4
Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise." --Pete
Smuldo Vote score: 11673Smuldo

£50
WINNER

K. FC.

11/01/17 20:01:12

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Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies
As Dave celebrated his birthday  a witch callously steals his car.

30/10/16 16:18:47

 1
Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx  --Andrea Hickling
Spud Gunn II Vote score: 535Spud Gunn II

Look who's torquing.

19/10/15 12:06:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6132Vivvy En

£50
WINNER

  She can really hold her licker

11/04/20 8:13:29

 22
Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ... --Vivvy En
The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

£50
WINNER

  No wonder my Nan’s in a wheelchair

18/06/19 20:00:13

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Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ... --The Wolf
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Cinq Hole

31/03/16 8:00:10

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Best of the week. --John Glover
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

The son shines out of his arse

14/10/15 20:08:22

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Today is arm assist day.

11/11/14 12:00:06

 5
Thank you for the nice comments :-) --Cath Jones
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

Nice legs, shame about the faith.

12/02/13 12:46:36

 
Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either.

05/01/13 10:58:11

 2
D C Vote score: 2689D C

£100
WINNER

Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.

09/07/12 20:00:21

 23
The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

£50
WINNER

You think your job is depressing?  You wanna try working in the Snowman morgue.

11/03/20 8:00:13

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Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th... --The Wolf
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 528Charles Gilbert

£50
WINNER

  "No time for questions, just get on!"

26/01/20 21:58:13

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Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning. --Willie Johnson
John  Glover Vote score: 20694John Glover

"Boris, there's some policemen at the front door?"

23/06/19 20:16:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23170Michael Winner

"This week, on 'Taking a Selfie Using a Galaxy Note 7'..."

15/06/19 12:55:33

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

I've never finished a diet either.

11/06/19 20:00:49

 1
Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

These stairs lead down to the best cellar.

21/10/18 20:06:51

 1
I think you might have a winner there. Great caption. --John Glover
C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

£50
WINNER

"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed"

11/05/18 17:23:33

 19
Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D  --C CaMel
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose.

01/12/16 8:34:50

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Well you've now got more for that comment Mark.... --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

£100
WINNER

Toed in the hole

16/07/16 8:00:10

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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Full Petal Jacket.

03/11/15 20:37:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22421Ian Skelding

It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial.

03/09/15 20:00:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 17043Mark England

Step, Toe & Sun

12/03/14 12:37:33

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11673Smuldo

♫ They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...♫

16/01/13 20:00:51

 6
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10756Stephen Bean

Lard of the Rungs

21/04/20 12:00:17

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1537Karen Oakenfull

As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day’ initiative.

30/03/20 13:59:43

 1
Waaaaah I’m close to being pipped to the post. But it was very exiting being at the top for this long. Thank you to everyone who voted. Can’t believe the score I got in the first place! Xxxx --Karen Oakenfull
Guideaux . Vote score: 2217Guideaux .

Made in China

22/03/20 12:31:59

 6
Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ... --Glyn Evans
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19017Troompa Loompa

£25
WINNER

  The Queen throws a leaving party for Harry and Meghan.

20/03/20 20:03:08

 14
Thanks for all the kind words folks. 😊Stay safe 😷 and happy captioning. 👨‍💻 👩‍💻 --Troompa Loompa
Michelle Purrington Vote score: 32Michelle Purrington

£50
WINNER

I dont mind this beer but I'm normally Intastellar

21/08/19 12:03:00

 13
Has anyone else ever won the monthly prize with their first ever caption on Caption.me? Out of this world effort Michelle, well done. --James Lennox
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4927Kenny Ireland

RIPtide.

04/08/19 10:54:15

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5713James Lennox

"Luke, I am your farmer."

23/03/19 8:46:34

 3
Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me!  --The Wolf
James Lennox Vote score: 5713James Lennox

£50
WINNER

Wash his hands hopefully.

22/01/19 8:22:17

 19
Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32056Tony Edwards

£50
WINNER

"Has anyone handed in a left ear?"

08/08/18 12:26:52

 19
"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
stone face Vote score: 7756stone face

"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face."

03/08/18 8:13:01

 3
Thanks Karen-If only you would have voted for it ,then I would have won the fifty quid and I wouldn't have had to sell one of the kids to make ends meet. But don't blame yourself Karen am sure you never meant to be so selfish. Once again thanks. --stone face
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22421Ian Skelding

Animal writes

31/05/18 20:00:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23170Michael Winner

Caution: Chinese Dragon costume thieves operate in this area.

01/05/18 20:16:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

£50
WINNER

"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?"

08/04/18 8:36:55

 16
Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit
Mark England Vote score: 17043Mark England

Carol wished a double decker would come...and a Mars Bar, a Twix, a Bounty and a box of Terry's All Gold.

30/07/13 12:21:55

 3
July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32056Tony Edwards

"Get a tomb!"

13/06/13 20:17:39

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Wet knee Houston.

31/03/13 8:02:14

 2
Houston, wee have a problem. --Pete
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

They met each other on the web.

15/01/13 20:42:18

 
Roley Martin Vote score: 1863Roley Martin

8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies.

28/10/11 21:02:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6811Hercules Rockefeller

The Wizard of Lbs

28/06/14 20:01:15

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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding
Smuldo Vote score: 11673Smuldo

The ArmStrong of the Law.

27/08/13 12:57:39

 8
That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done! --Greg Curtis
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Barbara has a highly infectious laugh.

03/05/13 20:07:31

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly.

07/02/13 12:08:07

 5
or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

£100
WINNER

Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas.

14/09/12 9:00:35

 13
I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous. --Tommy FlashBangWallop
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

The only gay in the pillage.

30/06/12 20:17:18

 1
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22421Ian Skelding

Beach coma

03/10/11 11:00:16

 1
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10756Stephen Bean

Dave was the last to notice Medusa had taken up hang gliding.

08/07/20 12:00:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10215Dave Bryan

''Hello, Derbyshire police, it's Tom here. I've just seen a couple walking their dog.''

31/03/20 8:04:05

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1625Mark Wilson

All these animals on Noahs Ark and I'm the only one who feels seasick

12/02/20 20:11:57

 3
Sorry Mark, missed voting by an inch. Great observational caption. --James Lennox
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

Driving Miss Daisy

04/08/18 23:47:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Altar Ego

26/07/18 13:51:38

 1
Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :) --Pete
stone face Vote score: 7756stone face

£50
WINNER

Gary was confident of his chances in this years novelty hat competition.

07/03/18 8:33:00

 11
Hat off to you, stone face, great caption. --Pete
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

It was definitely a no fly zone.

20/01/17 12:40:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32056Tony Edwards

The proof is in the pudding.

29/03/16 22:03:44

 1
After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4511Lucky Elperro

I may have Parkinsons, but I can eat my own ice cream thank you very much.

07/09/15 12:18:26

 3
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4927Kenny Ireland

Bureaucat.

15/06/15 20:18:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23170Michael Winner

It was several weeks before his landlady realised he'd left without paying.

29/12/14 20:12:10

 2
The following is not a joke; it's a compliment: If you show this image to a thousand people, 950 would just scratch their heads, 49 would make SOME sense out of it...and one, maybe just ONE would be funny. Congratulations! Nice caption, which is ... --Greg Curtis
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12507Vanessa the Guesser

ICU

25/07/20 12:02:49

 1
Icy too --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 5713James Lennox

This public gathering is just asking to get Corona.

12/05/20 8:16:32

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11673 Smuldo

It was at this moment James regretted tying Rex to a jet ski.

02/05/20 8:00:12

 1
At first I thought this was terrible. Then I imagined the jet ski setting off and realised this caption suits the picture perfectly. --Neil Mackenzie
Mark England Vote score: 17043Mark England

"You spoil that bloody bat!"

27/04/20 12:12:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

The Statue of David is now in Florence.

21/04/20 8:04:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

Allow 12 hours to fully charge.

20/04/20 12:03:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19017Troompa Loompa

Sonic regretted taking a shortcut through the cow field.

20/04/20 8:50:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 17043Mark England

"Have you been mis-sold PPE?'

03/04/20 8:09:53

 
Mark England Vote score: 17043Mark England

'Been up since 4.am. Got a brilliant caption for the 8 a.m photo but I think it's gonna be a bit obvious. There's bound to be other captioneers thinking the same thing. I know, cut and paste. Oh five seconds to go. Finger hovering over add caption button...4..3 ..2 ZZZZZZZ '

02/05/19 8:16:05

 1
Michael Winner Vote score: 23170Michael Winner

"...so I said, 'what ceiling fan?'..."

18/04/19 20:37:57

 5
Keep chuckling to this a lot. It’s a brilliant caption 😃 --Karen Oakenfull
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2442Scrappy Doo

The Abdominal Doughman

09/04/19 4:05:51

 3
Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5702Paul Reeve

He got fed up with just fetching balls.

28/02/19 12:51:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12507Vanessa the Guesser

£50
WINNER

"You have 39 new messages."

11/02/19 12:01:55

 21
Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend!  --Vanessa the Guesser
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

........ just posting some pictures of my trip

10/01/19 8:41:39

 1
You must've had a lovely time. Is that a picture of your-niece, then? :^) --Crunchy Chords
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12507Vanessa the Guesser

£50
WINNER

  The emperor strikes back.

20/09/18 8:05:14

 16
I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4775Karyn Harrison

Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

31/07/18 20:48:18

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

£50
WINNER

It's unusual for a seagull to be scared of heights.

21/06/18 20:07:37

 19
I couldn't wait to find out who posted this caption. Absolutely brilliant, Pete. :) --Pussy Galore
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22421Ian Skelding

Great on the parcel shelf of a car.

Nod to everyone.

23/05/18 14:08:30

 4
You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!! --Greg Curtis
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19017Troompa Loompa

£50
WINNER

"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay."

11/02/18 21:07:10

 13
Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one. --Vivvy En
Michael Winner Vote score: 23170Michael Winner

£50
WINNER

"How will I recognise you?"

09/11/17 20:34:07

 18
Woo woo! Thanks for the comments and the votes everyone! --Michael Winner
Smuldo Vote score: 11673Smuldo

£50
WINNER

  "What the f*ck is PPI...?"

09/10/17 20:28:10

 24
Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption.  --Chris Beach
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Why are you leaving the job?"
"The doctor says I've got parking zones disease."

11/02/17 20:48:38

 1
Thank you for all the votes. That's my highest score to date. :)  --Pussy Galore
Mark England Vote score: 17043Mark England

Pros and Cons

21/10/16 12:54:20

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Prick Teas

17/10/15 20:00:07

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

My Big Fat Tipsy Wedding.

02/08/15 21:09:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32056Tony Edwards

Boltergeists.

15/10/14 8:31:28

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Swiss Army Wife.

20/04/14 20:24:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23170Michael Winner

A mass grave of unknown snowmen.

05/02/14 8:00:09

 6
Fitting old jokes to captions isn't what I would do personally but each to their own, there's a big difference between getting inspiration from an old joke and then adapting it and citing an old gag word for word. A nod to the original is good f... --Shandonbelle
C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

Feeling cannelloni?

12/11/12 12:07:39

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

The new Paralympic torch.

02/09/12 12:03:49

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

£100
WINNER

Grillers in the mist.

07/08/12 12:27:04

 15
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Hitch-hiker killed in freak accident

07/06/12 11:14:26

 7
Lyarna Manley Vote score: 558Lyarna Manley

Cliff was holding the fort.

15/05/12 11:22:15

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

Burkha King

12/05/12 20:00:21

 
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 3393Pablo Cabello

The riding's on the wall.

05/05/12 20:00:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23170Michael Winner

"Permission to speak, Captain Mainwaring sir..."

24/03/14 20:00:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6697Glyn Evans

Marital Arts

10/01/14 12:00:12

 1
Or "Marital Kombat" :-) --Oli Blackwell
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Two Popes elected in Staffordshire

25/08/13 20:51:41

 1
I keep chuckling at this one. --Dan Dan
Gayna Dee Vote score: 2854Gayna Dee

See A Penny..Pick It Up..All The Day You'll Have Good Luck

12/04/13 8:30:37

 2
Genius. --Michael Monkhouse
John  Glover Vote score: 20694John Glover

"So Mr Smith, are these all the hallucinogenics you have taken, and how are you feeling now?"

18/02/13 12:15:46

 1
This is cracking :-) --Chris Beach
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Spagyetti.

12/11/12 12:00:09

 3
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Think in...think out."

09/11/12 8:13:13

 2
Mark England Vote score: 17043Mark England

Bruised Wayne

18/09/12 20:10:56

 
F Mackay Vote score: 19017F Mackay

♬ Relieving on a jet plane. ♬

24/08/12 12:02:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20694John Glover

"Come on out you bastards, I'm supposed to be getting married in half an hour!"

06/07/12 11:11:12

 2
Dave Devine Vote score: 1725Dave Devine

Radio waves

24/06/12 11:00:11

 
Christopher Harris Vote score: 155Christopher Harris

Puzzled look!

23/06/12 20:00:30

 1
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3354Paul Woolley

Bust Stop

08/06/12 20:00:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Men like him should be put behind bras.

16/05/12 11:03:56

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

This disturbing image was found in the home of a known Speedophile.

02/05/12 20:00:49

 2
Naa they'r just trying to make a brief trunk call --Bad Boy Dennis.
F Mackay Vote score: 19017F Mackay

"I've got 10,000 twitter followers."

16/03/12 11:06:48

 
Roley Martin Vote score: 1863Roley Martin

Trying to make N's meet.

27/10/11 11:17:46

 2
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22421Ian Skelding

"Right, that's curry sauce, mango chutney, basmati rice, onion bhaji, poppadoms and a Nan."

15/03/20 12:57:09

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

Now in stock.

13/08/19 20:43:44

 
Mark England Vote score: 17043Mark England

"Flippin' hell, Edmund, Who cares if it's creased? Just stick the flag in the bloody summit"

24/06/19 20:30:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

£50
WINNER

Children should be seen and not blurred.

10/05/19 8:49:01

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No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.) --stone face
  Smuldo Vote score: 11673 Smuldo

"God, Shave the Queen..."

04/05/19 20:00:10

 
Joe Vote score: 1621Joe

♪ Wheel meat again ♪

02/05/19 14:04:27

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3613Crunchy Chords
  I always cry at weldings.

26/04/19 14:59:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9883Mr Dome

Read my lips...

28/02/19 8:18:57

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4250Stu Dent

When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age

08/02/19 20:05:14

 1
Typo "meant", but nice caption :) --James Lennox
C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.'

19/01/19 20:19:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

£50
WINNER

Shark ingested daughters.

15/12/18 12:00:10

 17
I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year --Welsh Rarebit
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Irritable Owl Syndrome

23/10/18 12:00:17

 2
Funny Bean Vote score: 10756Funny Bean


One Million Years P.C.

07/10/18 12:00:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9002Chris Keegan

"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over"

17/09/18 12:00:08

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

This sort of thing just makes me cross

07/09/18 8:14:55

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11673Smuldo

"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..."

06/09/18 14:02:48

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

Force Feeding

06/08/18 8:23:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9002Chris Keegan

The final episode of Peppa Pig

02/11/17 8:14:09

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

The next drink was complimentary.

19/07/16 11:52:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23170Michael Winner

West Cider Story.

22/03/16 12:03:32

 1
♫ I feel slitty, oh so slitty ♫  --Boycie
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4511Lucky Elperro

"Where's the snake darling?"
"Upstairs with the twins."

23/01/16 23:08:48

 3
Hey, Lucky. Like our friend, Zac, I see that you won two out of three in "your row." But, can you sweep a whole row, get a triple? No pressure. Just sayin'...you came pretty close.  --Greg Curtis
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15099Dan Nicholls

"Do you remember, a little boy wrote to you 18 years ago asking for a bike and a truck? That was me motherf*cker".

22/09/15 20:06:38

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Pasture bedtime

20/09/15 20:05:58

 3
Have to agree with Mr Glover - this is a winner. --Dan Nicholls
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6158Greg Curtis

"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?"

02/08/15 9:43:57

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach.

29/01/15 12:14:36

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5713James Lennox

£50
WINNER

"What do you think Dave?"

"Well Sir, it looks like some sort of large grey box."

28/04/20 20:23:57

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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ... --James Lennox
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12507Vanessa the Guesser

In other words - U FO

18/04/20 12:11:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10756Stephen Bean

Rowed hog

04/10/19 20:02:43

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19017Troompa Loompa

Dave wasn't impressed at how Legal and General settled his claim for the roof repair.

02/08/19 22:22:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12507Vanessa the Guesser

Bow legged.

11/07/19 8:18:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12507Vanessa the Guesser

"Euston, we have a problem"

30/04/19 12:21:58

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

"I'm afraid we're giving the part to Ursula Andress"

26/04/19 9:59:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9002Chris Keegan

Convenience food.

21/04/19 14:14:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6132Vivvy En

"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know."

28/02/19 20:54:27

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1110Glad You Remember

"It's members only, sir."

26/12/18 12:01:59

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers


'It's not you Ken, it's me, I just want more space'.

28/11/18 21:55:22

 2
I agree with Dave, this one was so good I refused to attempt a caption... --G fj
Mark England Vote score: 17043Mark England

£50
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"Sorry I grabbed you, Fido,  I thought it was my lipstick"

01/10/18 20:04:56

 20
I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments  --Mark England
stone face Vote score: 7756stone face

"Has Nan gone out with that big glass ashtray in her mouth again?"

26/08/18 20:57:14

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Amazon customer help desk.

09/08/18 20:22:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache."

29/07/18 20:08:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10787Neil Mackenzie

Essex Girls struggle to wear knickers on special occasions.

26/07/18 8:00:44

 1
Ah, that's 'cracked' me up. You're so mean. --Vivvy En
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32056Tony Edwards

Climb it change

15/05/18 8:55:45

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

He'll be back in his crypt tonight.

10/05/18 12:14:18

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

£50
WINNER

Because Mrs Benson had been hiding under the bed at the time of the burglary, the line-up at Clacton police station was somewhat unusual.

17/04/17 8:35:16

 14
Amazing. The comments mean a lot more than the 50. Very kind. May the silliness long continue!Thanks. --Jonathan Allsopp
Mark England Vote score: 17043Mark England

In his younger days, Don King had a fetish for licking squirrels arses

23/01/17 20:16:38

 3
It's based on Don King's unique hairstyle  --Mark England
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22421Ian Skelding

The battery's dead.

02/01/17 20:25:25

 2
That is the best caption for some time. Nice work. --Dan Nicholls
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Bah HungBug!

22/12/16 12:01:58

 2
Thank you folks, that's now my best scoring caption. :-)  --Stephen Paterson
Steve Wright Vote score: 1793Steve Wright

£50
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Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern.

09/12/16 15:09:17

 14
Yeah truly fantastic caption  --Petey Bee
Smuldo Vote score: 11673Smuldo

£50
WINNER

  Star Trek : The Vinyl Frontier.

03/11/16 8:02:11

 11
Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers 😁 --Smuldo
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6158Greg Curtis

£100
WINNER

  "WHO INVITED your Rex?"

20/08/16 12:15:41

 17
Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place... --Greg Curtis
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32056Tony Edwards

"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS."

21/07/16 20:35:59

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

"Let me see, Google , images , Medusa, ah shit.

25/10/15 20:20:14

 2
"Is that really you Medusa? Well stone me..." --Boycie
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32056Tony Edwards

Spinal chord

09/09/15 12:44:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15099Dan Nicholls

"Hello is that customer complaints? I need to return some goods...well, I ordered a leotard".

06/08/15 8:01:16

 2
From Amazon I presume. :-D --Chris Halliwell
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32056Tony Edwards

"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well."

05/02/15 20:23:07

 2
He was raised as a fool.  --Boycie
John  Glover Vote score: 20694John Glover

They made me take my silverback.

27/01/15 12:02:16

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Who ate all the flies?

15/08/14 9:44:18

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

The Pristine Chapel.

02/07/14 8:00:20

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

Just done it..... In your new shoes!

24/06/14 20:00:57

 
matt cunningham Vote score: 393matt cunningham

Tiddly wink

16/03/14 9:37:01

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2445Brian Malco

"I told you we should've used heavier barrels to store the helium - go get the step ladders..."

05/03/14 20:09:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23170Michael Winner

"Nigella! Have you been on the coke again?"

15/12/13 8:30:56

 1
Now we know who's really behind the exhibits in Charles Saatchi's gallery. Damien Hurst? Tracy Emin? Neither can match the creativity of Nigella on coke. --Mark England
Mark England Vote score: 17043Mark England

Cuepid

27/08/13 20:01:41

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6811Hercules Rockefeller

Del Monte Python

27/03/13 12:00:30

 2
The Full Monty Python? --Cath Jones
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32056Tony Edwards

Trophy wife.

17/01/13 8:02:46

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

£100
WINNER

"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby."

11/11/12 20:03:59

 17
Thank you for your kind comments and pm's. It's a privilege just to be part of such a fantastic site and group of people, and like it's been said before, this is the icing on the cake. --Dan Dan
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Ales of the Unexpected

18/09/12 8:17:42

 
Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

Swindler's Lift

14/08/12 8:00:16

 1
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Water Raleigh and Francis Drake

11/08/12 11:01:06

 7
Michael Winner Vote score: 23170Michael Winner

"Young man, about these airbags you fitted for me..."

13/07/12 20:00:06

 1
Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe Vote score: 2362Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe

Stool pigeon

02/07/12 20:00:17

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Does it come Whitbread?"

25/06/12 20:00:36

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

I best be off- the wifell be having kittens.

28/10/11 20:02:31

 
Grant Amey Vote score: 433Grant Amey

£50
WINNER

Andrex puppies just don't make good police dogs

30/09/11 11:29:19

 12
The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

"I can't believe you're doing this to me. This is supposed to be the happiest day of my life"

"Sorry babe but you know Thursday is mud wrestling day for me and Dave. I'll be back in time for the first dance"

23/07/20 12:24:05

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2006Rachel P

A A Route Planner

01/07/20 20:00:20

 1
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19017Troompa Loompa

£50
WINNER

For when you need to answer the call of nature.

27/06/20 12:00:12

 17
Many thanks everyone for your kind words and apologies to Rachel P and the others I sneaked ahead of at the last minute. 😊 --Troompa Loompa
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