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"Checkout that dress!"
07/09/23 11:04:20
Would-be suitors should see how many loyalty points she has
07/09/23 11:54:31
Till death do us part.
07/09/23 11:01:51
"Your slip is showing."
07/09/23 11:47:05, edited: 07/09/23 11:47:31
''I got her at a knockdown price. She'd been on the shelf for ages.''
07/09/23 11:24:36
Wedding receiption
07/09/23 11:01:36
''When Dave said he was going to take me down the aisle I didn't realise he meant Morrisons.''
07/09/23 11:05:51, edited: 07/09/23 11:38:55
"We're goin' to the Tesco's and we're... gonna get ma-a-arried."
07/09/23 11:36:34
"I want my money back on this receipt.""Have you got the dress?"
07/09/23 11:18:16
♬ She's got a ticket to bride ♬
07/09/23 11:04:35
“She always wanted a register wedding.”
07/09/23 11:51:40
🎵 Get me to the Merch on time 🎵
07/09/23 11:47:56
"Your receipt's on the bag."
07/09/23 11:36:54
"This wedding is a bit sudden." "She's in the clubcard."
07/09/23 11:35:04
Mom, something smells fishy
07/09/23 11:33:28
A lot of bang for your buck.
07/09/23 11:31:00
Save the receipt in case you want to return her.
07/09/23 11:06:18
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