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Vanessa the Guesser		The Ministry of Filly Walks. 05/02/22 8:00:09	21

The Wolf £50
	lol 02/12/21 12:00:09		17 21
Wow, what a nice surprise. Thanks for all of your kind words and for all the fun and silliness. And thanks to Chris for providing our creative caption world and for choosing me as the winner. Happy new year to everyone. Let's have a good one. --The Wolf
Dan Nicholls		He really hasn't been the same since we took away his accordion. 28/10/21 7:38:54	21

Chris Keegan		The economy has seriously hit the restaurant trade with many having to reduce the size of their kitchen staff. 16/10/21 19:03:34	21

Dan Nicholls		lol x2 "PULL" 04/09/21 11:01:48	2 21
Love this caption. Brutally simple, but it still tells a story. Brilliant. --James Lennox
Stephen Bean		The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 11:03:54	21

Al Overy		lol Sally began to regret buying the special 'Yorkshire Edition' Scrabble. 07/07/21 19:01:00	1 21
Let by gums be by gums --Glyn Evans
The Wolf		lol "...and then Barbie said, 'Ken, I'm sick of you, go f*ck yourself'. So I nipped down to Toys R Us, picked you up and here we are" 27/06/21 19:29:49	1 21

Al Overy		lol "Well, it worked with the goldfish..." 23/06/21 7:02:18	21

Mark England		Even mutes can get Tourettes 18/05/21 11:17:50	1 21
Do sailors say clean things when they get Tourette's? --Willie Johnson
Tony S		lol "Before we can dig you out Mrs Jones can you let go of your dog's lead." 11/05/21 7:08:43	21

Ian Skelding		clever x2 "You bloody missed her, I thought you said you were a professional assassin." 29/04/21 11:06:30	21

Ian Skelding		Romancing the Stone 20/04/21 7:04:13	21

Hercules Rockefeller		lol x2 "You're home early." 28/03/21 11:01:21	2 21
Hercules. Missed the vote on your caption. Can safely say itâ€™s one of the funniest captions, and now one of favourites. Iâ€™m still chuckling now! Xxxx ðŸ¤£ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜† --Karen Oakenfull
Dave Bryan		''I can't see Newcastle avoiding relegation, Gary. They're just too exposed at the back.'' 26/03/21 8:33:21	21

Al Overy		lol clever 'Prince Charles said what?' 10/03/21 8:03:42	21

stone face		lol "There's a sign outside 'Free fruit for children'. Well here's the child, I'll have some apples and bananas." 03/03/21 12:15:50	21

Al Overy		lol x2 creative "Hello, is that Chris Beach? Listen, I won the January Caption competition bigly and everyone knows it! SO FIND MY MISSING VOTES!!!" 16/02/21 8:00:07	3 21
"Listen, all I need you to do is find me 25 more votes, or I won't like you as much. Stop the steal." Signed, anon voter --Willie Johnson
Al Overy		lol creative I'd been applying for jobs for months, sent thousands of CVs and been rejected on countless occasions. Eventually I lowered my expectations and, although the pay is really crap, I am proud to call myself Trainee Assistant Dung Beetle. 06/01/21 20:00:41	21

Al Overy £50
	lol 05/12/20 20:07:54		16 21
... or an inexperienced bog guide.Well done Al. Great caption. --James Lennox
C CaMel		"Sausage and egg McMuffin, no egg, and no muffin." 28/11/20 8:32:51	1 21
This is similar to what I ask for but they don't seem to understand what I mean when I say "Can you hold the sausage?" --Karyn Harrison
James Lennox		I have a strange urge to whack her with an oversize rubber mallet. 17/11/20 9:17:11	21

Kenny Ireland		Sarah also had a chest freezer. 21/10/20 14:18:42	21

Ian Skelding		clever Labradoodle 18/09/20 11:18:06	21

Michael Winner		lol Top tip: when your pets die, have them stuffed and turned into croquet hoops. 13/08/20 11:01:10	21

James Lennox		creative clever The cheap seats at the opera are OK. Just make sure you duck when they turn the spotlights on. 31/07/20 7:09:57	21

Rachel P		clever The oX Files 04/06/20 19:11:10	1 21
The truth is snout hair. :^) --Crunchy Chords
Dave Bryan		lol ''This is a station announcement for all those passengers wishing to commit suicide: The train due to be arriving on platform 1 will now be arriving on Platform 2.'' 27/05/20 20:12:30	2 21
Looks like there'll be no departures today. --Karyn Harrison
Mark England		Due to a bagpipe shortage, Luton's 'Scottish Exile Pipe Band' had to improvise 22/05/20 11:12:57	1 21
But it was a bit of a Wee Crankie idea. --Woofer 6
Dave Bryan		''I'm absolutely worn out, prowling round Essex all night trying to find a virgin.'' 01/05/20 11:13:13	21

Mr Dome		lol Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in 04/04/20 8:41:59	21

The Wolf		lol "So, I'm just chilling in the garden, minding my own business and having a bit of a snooze, and then it happened. F*cking lawnmower. I know he's bored but the quicker that bastard goes back to work the better" 03/04/20 11:00:39	21

The Wolf		creative x2 Being a first responder to a car accident on the Simpsons was a sobering experience"¦ 02/04/20 11:00:09	1 21
Looks like he's covered in Marge. --Karyn Harrison
Stu Dent		clever Message in a Brothel 29/01/20 20:18:23	1 21
A sting operation resulted in a successful police raid. --Dave Bryan
The Wolf		clever Pepper pig 01/12/19 20:00:06	21

Welsh Rarebit £50		lol For your rise only 25/11/19 8:00:08	15 21
Thanks everyone for the comments and votes. November has been a very lucky month, winning 5 times on the lottery (grand total of Â£67.60!) and now on caption.me! --Welsh Rarebit
The Wolf		clever Beef Wellingtons 16/09/19 19:00:05	21

Vivvy En £50		"Why are you upset...? I said 'I'd give you a ring from Cartier'." 03/09/19 12:31:20	17 21
Thanks to everyone for your kind comments and votes. I am reeling from the shock! To be in the captioners gallery is an accolade I truly never expected. I am honoured. A big thank you goes to Chris for providing this platform for us lovers of word... --Vivvy En
stone face		lol creative "Must definitely go to Specsavers tomorrow." Joanne said to herself. As she wondered why the train was taking so long to leave the station. 31/08/19 7:14:50	21

Dave Bryan		Early gurning centre 14/08/19 7:02:06	21

Troompa Loompa		Stop Luke and listen. 10/08/19 19:35:10	21

The Wolf		clever Shopping Maul 08/08/19 19:44:45	21

Dan Nicholls		lol x3 I wouldn't put my arson that. 16/07/19 11:04:15	21

Mark England		"Good afternoon. Today, we are in Delhi, for the semi finals of the Extreme Jenga Championship.." 30/06/19 11:05:59	21

C CaMel		Worth a shot 28/06/19 7:21:50	21

Vanessa the Guesser		clever "Well done, dear" 20/06/19 19:01:49	1 21

Chris Keegan		Cash test dummies 12/05/19 19:21:22	21

Welsh Rarebit		The Snuggly Duckling 03/05/19 7:00:09	21

The Wolf		clever Goblet 24/04/19 11:51:55	21

Mr. Toad		lol Stewards enquiry after tortoise lodges an official complaint 19/04/19 11:00:37	21

Chris Keegan		"Borrow the car? Oh Philip, you do make one laugh sometimes" 16/02/19 12:00:07	21

Mr Dome		creative clever x2 Leading him a stray 09/02/19 8:08:34	21

Dan Nicholls		creative clever x2 Stig of the dump. 08/12/18 8:59:38	21

Karyn Harrison		"Fancy going for a spin?" 06/12/18 20:00:46	21

Tina Flowers		clever x3 'I'm the bus in-spectre'. 31/10/18 20:17:56	21

Karyn Harrison		Drum kit 21/10/18 11:00:14	21

Charles Gleason		"Have you any idea how many people have been looking for you ?" 10/09/18 7:01:18	21

ant knee		Gang, nan style 13/08/18 11:00:24	21

Stephen Paterson £50
	lol x2 17/07/18 23:32:15		15 21
Woof! Wasn't expecting that. Nice one Folks! --Stephen Paterson
Tiny Alien		Yoda Phone 28/06/18 7:15:55	21

Mr Dome		Eaves-droppings 21/06/18 19:33:04	21

Kenny Ireland		Fruit and nut. 17/06/18 8:35:49	21

Welsh Rarebit		clever Message in a brothel 16/06/18 19:02:37	21

Ian Skelding		The Invisible Man gets a right good kicking. 12/06/18 19:00:13	21

Vivvy En		clever x4 Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot 11/06/18 19:39:08	2 21
Took me a while, just twigged it.Great caption. --John Glover
C CaMel		clever "I can hardly walk in these eels!" 01/06/18 7:09:09	21

Ian Skelding		"Bloody hell Jim, now you put the toilet seat down." 05/11/17 12:01:38	21

Welsh Rarebit		clever x2 Slumdog pillion heirs 22/08/17 19:04:13	21

Ian Skelding		"He needs a clip around the ears." 16/02/17 20:01:30	1 21
Curiously, our local barber shop is actually called a Clip Around The Ears. --Pussy Galore
John Glover		clever x3 "Yes, I am an architect, but I compile crossword puzzles on the side." 06/02/17 12:18:16	21

Pussy Galore		clever How many times do I have to tell the kids not to accept lifts from strangers? 15/01/17 12:03:17	1 21
Thanks for the votes everyone, this is my highest-scoring caption to date. :) --Pussy Galore
Tony Edwards		clever x4 Best Man's Friend 05/12/16 20:12:16	3 21
Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
Glyn Evans		clever x2 "I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day." 11/11/16 20:08:44	1 21
hahaha, took me some time.'sun screen' --sandeep chahal
Tony Edwards		lol x2 "That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 19:31:44	2 21
Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
Smuldo		clever x3 Igor's hopes of a medal were now in Limbo. 18/08/16 19:09:46	21

Pete		lol x2 creative clever The impressive collection from Arkwright's till. 29/06/16 14:13:21	21

Mark England		"All I did was order a pint of cider" 02/04/16 19:05:57	21

Ron Allan		creative clever It's obviously not ground coffee 05/02/16 16:31:02	1 21
The down votes showing here appear to be the result of a bug I introduced with my recent changes to the voting code. I'll look into this ASAP. --Chris Beach
John Glover		lol x2 "Shit, so what did we have put down?" 25/01/16 21:58:26	21

Ian Skelding		lol "Sonja, for chrissakes, pull the cord." 25/01/16 8:04:44	1 21
Without your brilliant buildup, this caption would have fallen flat. (No pun intended.) Nice job!!! --Greg Curtis
Zac Kramer		Sworded affair 23/11/15 20:07:37	21

John Llamas		"I reared him myself." 14/10/15 19:10:32	21

Lucky Elperro		lol x4 Deaf version. 12/10/15 15:30:15	21

Tosser Wivlov		creative x2 clever x3 Honey, have you checked on the twins? 06/10/15 8:41:27	21

John Llamas		lol creative We didn't always have hair dryers 23/09/15 11:15:06	21

Michael Winner		lol x2 creative Eventually they tried other projectiles, but by then the name had stuck: 'catapult'. 20/07/15 7:04:20	21

John Llamas		clever Pisa Hut 02/02/15 8:11:39	21

AXE		lol "Paul, you're going out with me now - why does your X have to go everywhere with us?" 09/12/14 20:10:51	1 21
Maybe it's a sign of things to come --Ben Samuel
AXE		Pot belly 20/11/14 8:00:08	21

Tony Edwards		clever Deers looking at you kid. 21/10/14 11:53:38	2 21
Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
Zac Kramer		lol x2 Reading from top to bottom down the side of the coins... someone has subtly managed to get a very rude word onto caption.me... Dirty fluckr! 07/10/14 20:53:27	3 21
I think your right on the money there. --Chris Moorhead
Kenny Ireland		lol creative clever Steve does not look too happy but he will soon be chuffed to bits. 27/08/14 5:38:03	21

AXE		"Damn! I've completely missed the Finnish line" 14/08/14 19:00:04	21

Ian Skelding		lol There's always one practical joker outside a Mosque. 11/08/14 7:08:55	1 21
Bless my sole. --John Glover
Tony Edwards		creative x2 Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 7:32:52	3 21
What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
Doh Nutter		lol x2 "Do you know the Barber of Seville?...Well bloody well go and see him then." 22/07/14 7:56:53	1 21
Funny and clever. --Michael Monkhouse
Ross Davidson		Laughing stock. 17/07/14 11:38:50	2 21
I posted one about palmed laughter that didn't quite work, but I'm kicking myself for not getting this. Very apt and succinct. :) --Chris Moorhead
Michael Winner		creative In an Espace, no one can hear you scream. 23/06/14 7:04:48	21

Tracy Davidson		lol creative Lymphomaniac. 13/06/14 12:28:16	2 21
Love it, one of those 'I wish I'd thought of that one' moments. --John Glover
Cath Jones		lol creative "Ass to la vista, Baby!" 29/04/14 19:06:34	6 21
Cheers Ian. I get it now. I've had a long day :) --Mark England

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