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Id been applying for jobs for months, sent thousands of CVs and been rejected on countless occasions. Eventually I lowered my expectations and, although the pay is really crap, I am proud to call myself Trainee Assistant Dung Beetle.
Id been applying for jobs for months, sent thousands of CVs and been rejected on countless occasions. Eventually I lowered my expectations and, although the pay is really crap, I am proud to call myself Trainee Assistant Dung Beetle.  photo | portfolio
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Al Overy Vote score: 3806Al Overy

I'd been applying for jobs for months, sent thousands of CVs and been rejected on countless occasions. Eventually I lowered my expectations and, although the pay is really crap, I am proud to call myself Trainee Assistant Dung Beetle.

06/01/21 20:00:41

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5173Stu Dent

Your Ferrero Rocher Mr Gulliver

06/01/21 20:07:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2463Mark Wilson

It started off as a wart on my finger

06/01/21 22:17:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10887The Wolf

*ring ring....ring ring*

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me"

06/01/21 20:27:46

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 377Mauris Iocus

Oh come on! It IS gathering moss!

07/01/21 14:36:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24048Ian Skelding

"Come on Harrison, hurry up, we've got to do another take before dark."

06/01/21 20:17:29

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Reminds me of the famous sword fight scene. The story goes that Harrison Ford had the shits and wanted to finish the scene quickly, so he asked if he could just pull out his gun and shoot the big Arab brandishing the scimitar. Spielberg agreed, an... --James Lennox
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 902Charles Gilbert

Rollin rollin rollin,
keep them boulders rollin,
man my delts are swollen,
Rawhide!

07/01/21 1:12:37

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 511Fozzgog B.

One of the disadvantages of a classical education is that Boris Johnson must have some idea of what awaits him in the after life.

06/01/21 21:22:25

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7664James Lennox

"Zeus, send down the naked bronze crew will ya," said Atlas. "I think I'm gonna need them."

06/01/21 20:11:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10887The Wolf

"Of all the f*cking times to have an itch nose"

06/01/21 20:20:34

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7558Glyn Evans

"No, not under here"

06/01/21 20:13:51

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3806Al Overy

That's not difficult. Stop making a sissy fuss!

06/01/21 20:01:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7174Vivvy En

"Not that one! Up the next hill..."

06/01/21 20:54:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7664James Lennox

And then Dave decided not to commit suicide after all.

06/01/21 20:46:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10887The Wolf

"INSTEAD OF TAKING A PHOTO, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP ME?"

"No way mate. I'm gonna give you a wedgie"

06/01/21 20:39:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14756Stephen Bean

To bouldly go where no man has gone before..

06/01/21 20:16:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14310Vanessa the Guesser

He's suffering from sphere anxiety.

06/01/21 20:09:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5173Stu Dent

The Rolling Stones longest supporter

06/01/21 20:09:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10887The Wolf

"Next time pick truth...next time pick truth...next time pick truth"

06/01/21 20:01:25

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5173Stu Dent

Since the price of boulders went up sisyphus decided to roll his own

06/01/21 20:00:46

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 689Ellen Duncalf

Gulliver has not felt whole since his right-sided orchidectomy.

08/01/21 15:00:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11522Neil Mackenzie

Not everyone likes Rock and Roll.

07/01/21 7:00:33

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 902Charles Gilbert

The tie isn't fooling anyone Sisyphus. Keep rolling dumb ass.

07/01/21 1:11:15

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 902Charles Gilbert

Understanding Dung Beetles 101: An Immersive Introductory Course.

07/01/21 1:09:32

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3263Scrijjy Doo

♫ ♬ I see a little silhouetto of a man, Sisyphus, Sisyphus, will you do the fandango. ♫ ♬

06/01/21 23:55:14

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1009alexandra ball

His method of learning Greek myth and Sisyphus was intense.

06/01/21 21:02:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21313John Glover

"Dick Head! I said the hill on your right!"

06/01/21 20:56:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13242Dave Bryan

''When I said if you're working in Blackpool, bring home some rock.........''

06/01/21 20:39:12

 
stone face Vote score: 8784stone face

This was the present I roll to my girlfriend. I wanted to boulder over.

06/01/21 20:13:38

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5173Stu Dent

Photos show there use to be a walnut on top of the pyramids

06/01/21 20:11:35

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7657Hercules Rockefeller

Sam never expected his kidney stone would be so tough to deal with.

06/01/21 20:03:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7664James Lennox

Dave's day started well, but things went rapidly downhill.

06/01/21 20:00:09

 
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