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Al Overy	lol creative I'd been applying for jobs for months, sent thousands of CVs and been rejected on countless occasions. Eventually I lowered my expectations and, although the pay is really crap, I am proud to call myself Trainee Assistant Dung Beetle. 06/01/21 20:00:41	21

Stu Dent	Your Ferrero Rocher Mr Gulliver 06/01/21 20:07:12	14

Mark Wilson	It started off as a wart on my finger 06/01/21 22:17:23	8

The Wolf	ring ring....ring ring "Oh, you've got to be kidding me" 06/01/21 20:27:46	8

Mauris Iocus	Oh come on! It IS gathering moss! 07/01/21 14:36:55	5

Ian Skelding	"Come on Harrison, hurry up, we've got to do another take before dark." 06/01/21 20:17:29	1 5
Reminds me of the famous sword fight scene. The story goes that Harrison Ford had the shits and wanted to finish the scene quickly, so he asked if he could just pull out his gun and shoot the big Arab brandishing the scimitar. Spielberg agreed, an... --James Lennox
Charles Gilbert	Rollin rollin rollin, keep them boulders rollin, man my delts are swollen, Rawhide! 07/01/21 1:12:37	4

Fozzgog B.	One of the disadvantages of a classical education is that Boris Johnson must have some idea of what awaits him in the after life. 06/01/21 21:22:25	4

James Lennox	lol "Zeus, send down the naked bronze crew will ya," said Atlas. "I think I'm gonna need them." 06/01/21 20:11:50	4

The Wolf	"Of all the f*cking times to have an itch nose" 06/01/21 20:20:34	3

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