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C CaMel	"Sausage and egg McMuffin, no egg, and no muffin." 28/11/20 8:32:51	1 21
This is similar to what I ask for but they don't seem to understand what I mean when I say "Can you hold the sausage?" --Karyn Harrison
James Lennox	"Yes, my paw has been stuck to the steering wheel. No, I'm not going to elaborate on the type of adhesive used." 28/11/20 8:42:50	11

Vivvy En	"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest lamppost is, please?" 28/11/20 11:37:49	9

Chris Keegan	Range Rover 28/11/20 10:53:12	7

Mark Wilson	No officer, I've not seen anything unusual... 28/11/20 10:45:42	6

Dave Bryan	''Can I see your driving license?'' ''I'm sorry, officer, I've eaten it.'' 28/11/20 8:16:47	6

Mark Wilson	I don't usually pick up hitchhikers but if you promise not to chew the headrests... 28/11/20 10:42:13	5

Dan Nicholls	Taxi lab. 28/11/20 8:40:27	5

Neil Mackenzie	They wouldn't let me on the Greyhound. 28/11/20 20:56:17	4

C CaMel	"They really should vet these Uber drivers." 28/11/20 14:32:13	3

Al Overy	"You passed! Mastiff congratulations!" 28/11/20 8:07:50	3

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