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“What shampoo do you use?”
“Shoulders.”

08/12/22 20:04:27

lol creative

“This is a visitor announcement. Due to a tragic incident earlier today at the zoo, we are no longer able to sell frisbees in the gift shop.”

08/12/22 20:00:11

“Well, where do you think you left it?”

08/12/22 20:11:33

"Who's been nibbling my penguin?"

08/12/22 20:00:21

"Off with his head! There can be only one Emperor!"

08/12/22 20:00:07

"You always have to be different don't you Dave"

08/12/22 20:25:45

"Dave, you bundle of nerves, I was trying to tell you about that duck over there."

08/12/22 20:05:21

There was a very good reason the penguin on the right was called King Henry.

08/12/22 20:25:02

“If you think this gets you off doing your share of the fishing,…”

08/12/22 20:12:17

I've got a joke that'll blow you're head off. Oh, I see you've already heard it.

08/12/22 20:08:48

"Okay, so, maybe that spray was _not_ the perfect gift for the emperor who has everything."

08/12/22 20:00:45