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I got this to attack my worst enemy with but before I could unwrap it I found out he had been found dead , suffocated with a bag over his head.
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Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

I got this to attack my worst enemy with but before I could unwrap it I found out he had been found dead , suffocated with a bag over his head.

11/02/22 8:13:13

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 10070Hercules Rockefeller

Disney introduces a controversial new character for Toy Story 5.

11/02/22 8:01:14

Greg Curtis Vote score: 7845Greg Curtis

"...gonna flip it over and give him a little prick."

11/02/22 8:34:43

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

You should never say to your wife, 'that dress looks tight', especially when she has one of these. The backache, headache and the stiff neck are ok but it's bloody embarrassing when you're in the middle of having a shower and the house suddenly disappears.

11/02/22 8:26:57

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24570Stephen Bean

"Ok, does anyone have any of Anon's hair? Fingernails?"

"No? What about some of his crap? We've been taking it for years."

11/02/22 8:02:27

alexandra ball Vote score: 1883alexandra ball

A little gift for my lying, cheating scumbag husband.

11/02/22 9:17:00

Greg Curtis Vote score: 7845Greg Curtis

" 'MAY cause irritation'?...It BETTER."

11/02/22 9:02:34

Vivvy En Vote score: 10118Vivvy En

Please use responsibly.

11/02/22 8:50:36

Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

I prefer the Tina from Doncaster Voodoo Doll instead of pins you get a screw.

11/02/22 8:08:46

And just as painful? --Willie Johnson
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4674Mark Wilson

Looks like my back pain is due to my arsehole being in the wrong place

11/02/22 17:58:57

Glad You Remember Vote score: 2383Glad You Remember

♫ Got myself a crying, shrieking, shouting, eeking...

11/02/22 13:31:22

Greg Curtis Vote score: 7845Greg Curtis

"It cost me 29.99. But it's gonna cost HIM...an arm and a leg."

11/02/22 8:32:57

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21899Dave Bryan

''Why are you sticking pins in your ex?''

''He keeps needling me.''

11/02/22 8:24:29

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24570Stephen Bean

"My wife says every time I read out one of my captions she's going to stick a pin in."

11/02/22 8:01:53

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Haven't seen you at the GP surgery for a while, Anon. How can I help?..."

11/02/22 8:01:19

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