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Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"You bloody missed her, I thought you said you were a professional assassin."

29/04/21 12:06:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"It ain't half hot Ma'am."

29/04/21 12:41:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

Passing out parade

29/04/21 12:00:09

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

"Dear me," remarked the Queen. "That dominos display was rubbish."

29/04/21 12:23:45

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"Okay, which one of you stole the cake Meghan sent me?"

29/04/21 12:19:53

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https://i0.wp.com/kevflix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/TheHelp.png?resize=640%2C364&ssl=1 --Scrijjy Doo
Nina Dutton Vote score: 216Nina Dutton

“Sir, I think someone may have dropped their guard.”

29/04/21 12:00:19

 
Molly R Vote score: 2782Molly R

"Philip??"

29/04/21 12:00:06

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Either that, or Charles' chances. --SnapDragon D
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

"One thinks this guard needs changing."

29/04/21 12:35:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

Well he's definitely pissed on her parade.

29/04/21 12:47:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"My head is killing me. F-cking Wetherspoon and their 'tray of Sambucas for a fiver' promotion. Wake me up when she gets here"

29/04/21 12:25:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Spot the soldier observing Ramadan.

29/04/21 12:23:31

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"Lie down! No, you're out. I didn't say Simon Says."

29/04/21 12:00:55

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

The Swoon of the Unknown Soldier

29/04/21 12:00:16

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Whoa, knew I shouldn't have tried to curtsy

29/04/21 16:58:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

New study finds J & J Vaccine "safe" (for 99 out-of-100)

29/04/21 15:45:05

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5239Lucky Elperro

"Simon says...stand to attention...now lie down in front of Her Majesty!"

"You're out Corporal".

29/04/21 14:20:59

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"I've never realized how heavy these hats are until just now."

29/04/21 12:23:13

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Sorry, didn't see yours. --HaHaHa YouLie
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"Dammit, Chester, you're supposed to fall in line."

29/04/21 12:01:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

"At ease doesn't mean you take the piss, Private Hanning!"

29/04/21 13:46:20

 
Mark England Vote score: 18089Mark England

"I like to Reign on my parade"

29/04/21 13:05:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

The Queen has inspected her guard today at St James's Park in London. The ceremony went according to plan apart from in 1 instance when some cheeky bugger tried to get a glimpse of Her Majesty's knickers.

29/04/21 12:14:03

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 216Nina Dutton

The dishonourable charge of the light headed brigade.

29/04/21 12:10:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Vertically challenged

29/04/21 12:10:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''Get up you lazy bastard or I'll have your head on a spike.''

''Yes, Your Majesty.''

29/04/21 12:09:52

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Lazy shiftless layabout.. still, we must respect our royals. --SnapDragon D
alexandra ball Vote score: 1184alexandra ball

OMG, look it's the queen, it's the queen!!

29/04/21 12:01:17

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

"We'll be eatin' good tonight!"

29/04/21 17:59:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

The Queen doesn't take kindly to the mixed races.

29/04/21 17:54:05

 
HaHaHa YouLie Vote score: 21HaHaHa YouLie

For years we've been trying to tell her, those hats are too heavy.

29/04/21 17:16:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24144Michael Winner

Inspired by the previous night's telly, the Queen turned to see the results of her first Evel Knievel jump.

29/04/21 13:00:08

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

SuppliCANT

29/04/21 12:32:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Guard of dishonour

29/04/21 12:25:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Poor Dave suffers from neighcolepsy.

29/04/21 12:24:33

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

The Army say soldiers fainting on parade is a problem. Mad Jack Churchill stood on parade years ago with an umbrella, ok that was because it was raining but you get the idea.

29/04/21 12:18:51

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Drooping the Colour

29/04/21 12:15:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

This picture was faint but I’ve managed to add some colour.

29/04/21 12:05:11

 
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