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The cheap seats at the opera are OK. Just make sure you duck when they turn the spotlights on.

31/07/20 8:09:57

"I know I'm whispering, that nosey cow on your right is trying to listen in on our conversation."

31/07/20 12:40:44

This dryer isn't loud enough, I can still hear her!

31/07/20 8:52:14

"Oh, you're having your mind erased too?"

31/07/20 8:47:20

Ethel, I know you're a slow reader, but your hair is done and it's time you went home.

31/07/20 8:04:46

''I'm so pleased the hairdressing salons are open again. I've really missed sitting on uncomfortable chairs, reading old magazines.''

31/07/20 8:40:00

The alien tube-mouths were about to get two more victims.

31/07/20 11:12:36