super vote: ( left this week)
Irritable Owl Syndrome
23/10/18 11:00:17
Gang, nan style
13/08/18 11:00:24
Winston Churchill: The Official Otterbiography
18/07/18 19:40:19
"...and that's how babies are born."
26/06/18 12:55:12
Empirical evidence that obesity is in the jeans.
06/03/18 22:15:44
"I love it when a dam comes together."
18/07/18 19:39:01
Meowl
29/01/18 12:01:34
Mister Tibbs, the neighbour's cat, was happy that the Smith's had finally installed the new vending machine.
18/06/18 11:02:53
"The closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano."
17/05/18 7:24:50
It ain't over till the fat lady...ok, it's over!
24/10/17 11:00:53
Hot Fuzz
10/07/18 19:03:24
Eating bland mushy food, taking regular naps and farting without shame. It's easy for two people to bond when they have so much in common.
19/12/17 13:53:22
Beverly Heels Cop
24/09/17 11:00:43
Million Dollar Baby
05/08/18 19:05:16
The steaks have never been higher.
19/05/18 11:08:38
I tawt I taw a pussy tatt.
11/02/18 8:08:10
A fresh pot of Stu
06/11/17 8:00:21
Yew warm enough?
13/10/19 19:09:48
Be careful of quick fix diets. They leave you feeling drained.
16/08/18 11:02:33
A book fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.
30/06/18 7:16:09
Tank top
06/01/18 12:00:18
It was Dot's first vacation in years. Looking for something outdoorsy, she Googled "nearest camp site".
06/05/19 9:32:01
Jurassic Pork
30/12/18 13:03:41
♬ Joe leanJoe leanJoe leanJoe leeeeean... ♬
25/06/18 19:21:13
Canoe fix it?
06/05/18 19:01:25
Hot cross bunnies
01/04/18 19:00:32
For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
22/12/17 20:17:11
And the epitaph read: "Well...T-t-t-that's all, folks!"
13/05/19 19:03:40
Mona Geezer
22/08/18 19:06:07
Pictured during his 2018 World Tour, the rock & roll lifestyle is clearly taking its toll on Harry Styles.
24/06/18 7:28:49
Junk food
10/06/18 7:00:07
Laurel and tardy
08/06/18 20:40:01
Cheekbone
07/01/18 12:00:22
We likes it human style.
06/12/17 12:00:21
Day 5: The shower siege stand-off continues. Body odour has now ripened to a notable lingering pungency.----------(Edit 03/11/18 14:22)Day 5: The shower siege stand-off continues. I smell like the back end of a dog on laxatives, but I'm hanging in there.
24/10/17 7:02:12
Post-op images from Porky Pig's transition to Miss Piggy
15/09/19 11:05:20
"Look at those puppies."
01/10/18 11:01:02
Cops & Whoppers
06/08/18 7:20:13
"...and the BAFTA for Best Male Dramatic Performance goes to..."
31/03/18 19:29:51
Wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
06/02/18 8:00:52
Stretch Mark
07/01/18 20:00:06
The headless one is yours, mate!
20/10/17 19:37:16
The Lie-in King(nod to 8:03:53)
04/10/17 7:20:42
Tom was starting to regret agreeing to babysit for JerryNod to 12:07:50
03/05/19 12:29:15
Deerly departed
14/04/19 7:12:28
The Old Bill-a-bong
18/10/18 11:31:33
Fedoras you can wear with Pride.
19/06/18 19:03:02
John was recently diagnosed with colour blindness. It came totally out of the purple.
13/06/18 19:12:55
"Flock off!"
01/02/18 20:03:55
...and a 99 with a sausage, please.
22/11/17 20:05:27
Even when he's feeling down, Joe always puts on a happy face.
18/11/17 14:37:05
"Latest reports have revealed that a wolf has been apprehended in connection with the incident. As for the condition of the inhabitants - identified locally as three little pigs - they have been rescued and are said to be shaken but unharmed."
11/02/19 20:02:42
Mr. Potato Head was beginning to have doubts that he's the father.
17/06/18 7:03:47
You look familiar. Have I probed you before?
31/01/18 8:00:31
Hunny Monster
11/01/18 12:00:06
It's made of iron. It's a ferrous wheel.
30/12/17 8:32:07
Kevin got a little delayed on his way to his weekly Narcoleptics Anonymous meeting.
22/12/17 20:00:24
Another Rick in the wall
08/12/17 20:00:08
"Everyone keeps telling me I need to get Facebook. Do you by any chance have a copy of it in stock?"
30/06/18 7:13:20
"My precious! My precious!"
27/05/18 7:03:59
"Stop storking me or you'll egret it."
22/05/18 19:00:06
"You're freaking meowt."
21/05/18 8:04:28
"Go ahead, I'm all ears."
20/05/18 11:02:45
The owl and the pussycat went to tea...
29/01/18 12:00:07
Take away his drum kit and his stash of Cadbury Dairy Milk, and he's bound to go apeshit.
22/01/18 8:00:26
Just taking precautions. My brother's friend's dad's neighbour has man flu.
11/01/18 20:00:47
Ann Widdecombe performs a one-off gig at at The Comedy Store.
09/01/18 20:03:02
Riding Nemo
06/01/18 9:32:36
Ho-ho-holoha!
26/12/17 20:00:06
Cannibals can be quite creative with their food combinations
21/11/17 20:07:48
Mutual mastication
01/10/17 19:22:58
Jimmy Loos
30/09/19 19:00:07
Swipe LEFT
21/05/18 19:05:01
Dee, hydrating.
03/05/18 8:15:45
"No Gary, I don't want to play Cops & Rubbers."
30/04/18 12:01:41
Manifold
19/04/18 11:10:35
Amateur photography. A horrendous crime. People openly shoot others and chop the tops of their heads off.
06/04/18 19:01:49
Okay, that's snow problem...
13/02/18 20:00:23
An original corgi car
12/02/18 20:00:34
So THAT'S what MC Hammer was on about.
07/02/18 12:00:30
I once was lost, but now am found.
06/02/18 8:00:25
Cheetahs deserve each other.
02/02/18 12:00:22
Danger Mouse
07/01/18 8:43:08
Sporty Smurf
22/12/17 12:00:06
He's a bacon butty man
10/12/17 8:00:05
Rest in Pieces
09/12/17 8:00:07
Puppy Love
06/12/17 12:07:12
He's not at all stable, constantly up and down. I've tried to give him some guidance, but we just end up going around in circles.
29/11/17 12:15:48
That moment when you realise you got the dress code all wrong
09/11/17 20:19:58
Knickershocker Gloria
15/10/17 11:49:46
If you call me Frodo one more time, just ONE MORE TIME...
11/10/17 19:14:40
After recently adopting a rescue cat and having him neutered, Dave was elated to find this product, which he bought in an attempt to stave off the persistent revenge attacks every time he got out of the shower.
02/10/19 11:02:00
Reminds me of a girls night out in Essex
30/09/19 19:03:45
TOWIS (The Only Way Is Sussex)
27/08/19 7:23:39
*whispers* "Icy dead people"nod to 20:00:07
30/04/19 20:10:21
Manor from heaven
22/03/19 20:33:31
"Life is crepe and then you die."
13/01/19 8:53:17
"You can count on me."
25/09/18 11:26:11
Wu-Tang Grans
13/08/18 11:07:31
Heir raising
26/06/18 12:53:35
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I have got some of these videos as well.
comment on caption: "...and that's how babies are born." [ant knee]
I must be missing something. I don't get it. Otters don't make dams.
comment on caption: "I love it when a dam comes together." [ant knee]
...which makes my caption otter nonsense *sad face*
Quit your jibberjabber! The A-Team were busy beavering about making the dam. Hannibal was just the project manager.
That's otter genius, anon #2. Thank you for validating my caption *big cheesy grin*
Ah, thank you anon2. It all makes sense now! ;)
2 funny.
comment on caption: Irritable Owl Syndrome [ant knee]
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nod to 20:01:20
comment on caption: "Latest reports have revealed that a wolf has been apprehended in connection with the incident. As for the condition of the inhabitants - identified locally as three little pigs - they have been rescued and are said to be shaken but unharmed." [ant knee]
She's Dotty.
comment on caption: It was Dot's first vacation in years. Looking for something outdoorsy, she Googled "nearest camp site". [ant knee]
I have got some of these videos as well.
3:45am
comment on caption:
"...and that's how babies are born." [ant knee]
I must be missing something. I don't get it. Otters don't make dams.
10:51am
comment on caption:
"I love it when a dam comes together." [ant knee]
...which makes my caption otter nonsense *sad face*
11:51am
comment on caption:
"I love it when a dam comes together." [ant knee]
Quit your jibberjabber! The A-Team were busy beavering about making the dam. Hannibal was just the project manager.
12:35pm
comment on caption:
"I love it when a dam comes together." [ant knee]
That's otter genius, anon #2. Thank you for validating my caption *big cheesy grin*
1:00pm
comment on caption:
"I love it when a dam comes together." [ant knee]
Ah, thank you anon2. It all makes sense now! ;)
1:43pm
comment on caption:
"I love it when a dam comes together." [ant knee]
2 funny.
12:44pm
comment on caption:
Irritable Owl Syndrome
[ant knee]
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1:42pm
comment on caption:
Irritable Owl Syndrome
[ant knee]
nod to 20:01:20
8:03pm
comment on caption:
"Latest reports have revealed that a wolf has been apprehended in connection with the incident. As for the condition of the inhabitants - identified locally as three little pigs - they have been rescued and are said to be shaken but unharmed." [ant knee]
She's Dotty.
7:03am
comment on caption:
It was Dot's first vacation in years. Looking for something outdoorsy, she Googled "nearest camp site". [ant knee]