Irritable Owl Syndrome

23/10/18 11:00:17

Gang, nan style

13/08/18 11:00:24

Winston Churchill: The Official Otterbiography

18/07/18 19:40:19

lol clever

"...and that's how babies are born."

26/06/18 12:55:12

lol

Empirical evidence that obesity is in the jeans.

06/03/18 22:15:44

lol

"I love it when a dam comes together."

18/07/18 19:39:01

clever

Meowl

29/01/18 12:01:34

Mister Tibbs, the neighbour's cat, was happy that the Smith's had finally installed the new vending machine.

18/06/18 11:02:53

lol

"The closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano."

17/05/18 7:24:50

It ain't over till the fat lady...ok, it's over!

24/10/17 11:00:53

Hot Fuzz

10/07/18 19:03:24

Eating bland mushy food, taking regular naps and farting without shame. It's easy for two people to bond when they have so much in common.

19/12/17 13:53:22

Beverly Heels Cop

24/09/17 11:00:43

Million Dollar Baby

05/08/18 19:05:16

The steaks have never been higher.

19/05/18 11:08:38

I tawt I taw a pussy tatt.

11/02/18 8:08:10

A fresh pot of Stu

06/11/17 8:00:21

Be careful of quick fix diets. They leave you feeling drained.

16/08/18 11:02:33

A book fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.

30/06/18 7:16:09

clever

Tank top

06/01/18 12:00:18

Jurassic Pork

30/12/18 13:03:41

♬ Joe lean
Joe lean
Joe lean
Joe leeeeean... ♬

25/06/18 19:21:13

clever

Canoe fix it?

06/05/18 19:01:25

Hot cross bunnies

01/04/18 19:00:32

creative

For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

22/12/17 20:17:11

Mona Geezer

22/08/18 19:06:07

Pictured during his 2018 World Tour, the rock & roll lifestyle is clearly taking its toll on Harry Styles.

24/06/18 7:28:49

Junk food

10/06/18 7:00:07

Laurel and tardy

08/06/18 20:40:01

Cheekbone

07/01/18 12:00:22

We likes it human style.

06/12/17 12:00:21

Day 5: The shower siege stand-off continues. Body odour has now ripened to a notable lingering pungency.

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Day 5: The shower siege stand-off continues. I smell like the back end of a dog on laxatives, but I'm hanging in there.

24/10/17 7:02:12

"Look at those puppies."

01/10/18 11:01:02

Cops & Whoppers

06/08/18 7:20:13

"...and the BAFTA for Best Male Dramatic Performance goes to..."

31/03/18 19:29:51

Wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.

06/02/18 8:00:52

Stretch Mark

07/01/18 20:00:06

lol

The headless one is yours, mate!

20/10/17 19:37:16

The Lie-in King

(nod to 8:03:53)

04/10/17 7:20:42

The Old Bill-a-bong

18/10/18 11:31:33

Fedoras you can wear with Pride.

19/06/18 19:03:02

John was recently diagnosed with colour blindness. It came totally out of the purple.

13/06/18 19:12:55

"Flock off!"

01/02/18 20:03:55

...and a 99 with a sausage, please.

22/11/17 20:05:27

Even when he's feeling down, Joe always puts on a happy face.

18/11/17 14:37:05

clever

"Latest reports have revealed that a wolf has been apprehended in connection with the incident. As for the condition of the inhabitants - identified locally as three little pigs - they have been rescued and are said to be shaken but unharmed."

Mon 20:02:42

Mr. Potato Head was beginning to have doubts that he's the father.

17/06/18 7:03:47

You look familiar. Have I probed you before?

31/01/18 8:00:31

clever

Hunny Monster

11/01/18 12:00:06

It's made of iron. It's a ferrous wheel.

30/12/17 8:32:07