Nightingale? No, Im going to the pictures after dinner.

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Dave Bryan	''Nightingale?'' ''No, I'm going to the pictures after dinner.'' 15/09/22 7:03:57, edited: 15/09/22 7:07:29	1 21
I once went out with a girl named Gayle. She had a terrible wind problem. --James Lennox
Nigel Marshall	As cramp set in, he wished he hadn’t offered his leg as a chair 15/09/22 7:05:56	10

Stephen Bean	"Yes sergeant, I'd love to take a look at your privates." 15/09/22 7:01:13	1 10
Bit gutted as when I saw this photo I'd thought "Nurse, would you like to examine my privates?" - "Of course, Sergeant, please send them in", but then I didn't post in time and got pipped. Now that the annoyance of being beaten to the punch ... --James Lennox
Steve McLean	You do realise this is the nurses latrine! 15/09/22 8:34:31	6

James Lennox	"Listen, I've never lost a game of musical chairs in my life, so just stand up, bitch." 15/09/22 7:17:53	6

Dot Old	"So how do your tights look on me?" 15/09/22 7:11:21	4

Hercules Rockefeller	Doris was beginning to lose patients while enduring Johnny's flirtation. 15/09/22 7:15:08	3

brian davies	fancy a knees-up? 15/09/22 13:42:16	2

Stephen Bean	"Sorry to ask but do you mind if I blow my nose with your hat?" 15/09/22 7:57:45	2

Stephen Bean	"Of course I won't be unfaithful while you're away Jonny. Cross my heart... You did say you'd be home by Christmas." 15/09/22 7:31:19	2

Dave Bryan	I never knew that Robin Hood fought in the Battle of the Somme. 15/09/22 7:26:34	2

stoneface1	"So where did you lose your leg, Private Jones?" "Just below the knee." 15/09/22 7:11:50	2

Stephen Bean	"I'm glad you like my little teapot impression. Now let's talk about where I might put my spout." 15/09/22 7:06:43	2

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