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"Why are you upset...? I said Id give you a ring from Cartier."
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Vivvy En Vote score: 8335Vivvy En


"Why are you upset...? I said 'I'd give you a ring from Cartier'."

03/09/19 13:31:20

Thanks to everyone for your kind comments and votes. I am reeling from the shock! To be in the captioners gallery is an accolade I truly never expected. I am honoured. A big thank you goes to Chris for providing this platform for us lovers of word... --Vivvy En
The Wolf Vote score: 13624The Wolf

Blue t-shirt, with a dog, wearing sunglasses and outside Cartier. Oh my god he looked so much better on his profile picture. How do I get out of it"¦Think, Kate, THINK!...

"Hi Dave? It's Kate. I'm really sorry it's last minute but I won't be able to make it today. Weirdly I slipped on a lemon meringue pie in my garage and severed my toes on the third rung of an old rusty ladder, leaving me incapacitated and requiring a tetanus jab. Additionally, as I hit the floor, my neighbour pulled in his Land Rover and ran me over, so I don't think I'll be able to meet anytime soon. I'm really sorry"

"Kate don't worry. I thought you were ugly anyway"

03/09/19 12:01:55

Haha, y'beat me to it! --Greg Curtis
Tiny Alien Vote score: 581Tiny Alien

Where the bloody hell are you, I've been stood here for 40 minutes, I need a shit Sue.

03/09/19 12:31:58

Stephen Bean Vote score: 19285Stephen Bean

"Mate, this jewellery robbery's gonna take longer than I thought. My guide dog's stuck outside the butchers."

03/09/19 12:45:59

James Lennox Vote score: 9434James Lennox

"Everything's in place. Roll the Pink Panther music."

03/09/19 12:39:52

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