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Vivvy En £50	"Why are you upset...? I said 'I'd give you a ring from Cartier'." 03/09/19 13:31:20	17 21
Thanks to everyone for your kind comments and votes. I am reeling from the shock! To be in the captioners gallery is an accolade I truly never expected. I am honoured. A big thank you goes to Chris for providing this platform for us lovers of word... --Vivvy En
The Wolf	Blue t-shirt, with a dog, wearing sunglasses and outside Cartier. Oh my god he looked so much better on his profile picture. How do I get out of it"¦Think, Kate, THINK!... "Hi Dave? It's Kate. I'm really sorry it's last minute but I won't be able to make it today. Weirdly I slipped on a lemon meringue pie in my garage and severed my toes on the third rung of an old rusty ladder, leaving me incapacitated and requiring a tetanus jab. Additionally, as I hit the floor, my neighbour pulled in his Land Rover and ran me over, so I don't think I'll be able to meet anytime soon. I'm really sorry" "Kate don't worry. I thought you were ugly anyway" 03/09/19 12:01:55	1 7
Haha, y'beat me to it! --Greg Curtis
Tiny Alien	Where the bloody hell are you, I've been stood here for 40 minutes, I need a shit Sue. 03/09/19 12:31:58	5

Stephen Bean	"Mate, this jewellery robbery's gonna take longer than I thought. My guide dog's stuck outside the butchers." 03/09/19 12:45:59	4

James Lennox	"Everything's in place. Roll the Pink Panther music." 03/09/19 12:39:52	4

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