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Mr Dome	Eaves-droppings 21/06/18 19:33:04	21

Kenny Ireland	Fruit and nut. 17/06/18 8:35:49	21

Welsh Rarebit	clever Message in a brothel 16/06/18 19:02:37	21

Ian Skelding	The Invisible Man gets a right good kicking. 12/06/18 19:00:13	21

Vivvy En	clever x4 Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot 11/06/18 19:39:08	2 21
Took me a while, just twigged it.Great caption. --John Glover
C CaMel	clever "I can hardly walk in these eels!" 01/06/18 7:09:09	21

Ian Skelding	"Bloody hell Jim, now you put the toilet seat down." 05/11/17 12:01:38	21

Welsh Rarebit	clever x2 Slumdog pillion heirs 22/08/17 19:04:13	21

Ian Skelding	"He needs a clip around the ears." 16/02/17 20:01:30	1 21
Curiously, our local barber shop is actually called a Clip Around The Ears. --Pussy Galore
John Glover	clever x3 "Yes, I am an architect, but I compile crossword puzzles on the side." 06/02/17 12:18:16	21

Pussy Galore	clever How many times do I have to tell the kids not to accept lifts from strangers? 15/01/17 12:03:17	1 21
Thanks for the votes everyone, this is my highest-scoring caption to date. :) --Pussy Galore
Tony Edwards	clever x4 Best Man's Friend 05/12/16 20:12:16	3 21
Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
Glyn Evans	clever x2 "I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day." 11/11/16 20:08:44	1 21
hahaha, took me some time.'sun screen' --sandeep chahal
Tony Edwards	lol x2 "That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 19:31:44	2 21
Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
Smuldo	clever x3 Igor's hopes of a medal were now in Limbo. 18/08/16 19:09:46	21

Pete	lol x2 creative clever The impressive collection from Arkwright's till. 29/06/16 14:13:21	21

Mark England	"All I did was order a pint of cider" 02/04/16 19:05:57	21

Ron Allan	creative clever It's obviously not ground coffee 05/02/16 16:31:02	1 21
The down votes showing here appear to be the result of a bug I introduced with my recent changes to the voting code. I'll look into this ASAP. --Chris Beach
John Glover	lol x2 "Shit, so what did we have put down?" 25/01/16 21:58:26	21

Ian Skelding	lol "Sonja, for chrissakes, pull the cord." 25/01/16 8:04:44	1 21
Without your brilliant buildup, this caption would have fallen flat. (No pun intended.) Nice job!!! --Greg Curtis
Zac Kramer	Sworded affair 23/11/15 20:07:37	21

John Llamas	"I reared him myself." 14/10/15 19:10:32	21

Lucky Elperro	lol x4 Deaf version. 12/10/15 15:30:15	21

Tosser Wivlov	creative x2 clever x3 Honey, have you checked on the twins? 06/10/15 8:41:27	21

John Llamas	lol creative We didn't always have hair dryers 23/09/15 11:15:06	21

Michael Winner	lol x2 creative Eventually they tried other projectiles, but by then the name had stuck: 'catapult'. 20/07/15 7:04:20	21

John Llamas	clever Pisa Hut 02/02/15 8:11:39	21

AXE	lol "Paul, you're going out with me now - why does your X have to go everywhere with us?" 09/12/14 20:10:51	1 21
Maybe it's a sign of things to come --Ben Samuel
AXE	Pot belly 20/11/14 8:00:08	21

Tony Edwards	clever Deers looking at you kid. 21/10/14 11:53:38	2 21
Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
Zac Kramer	lol x2 Reading from top to bottom down the side of the coins... someone has subtly managed to get a very rude word onto caption.me... Dirty fluckr! 07/10/14 20:53:27	3 21
I think your right on the money there. --Chris Moorhead
Kenny Ireland	lol creative clever Steve does not look too happy but he will soon be chuffed to bits. 27/08/14 5:38:03	21

AXE	"Damn! I've completely missed the Finnish line" 14/08/14 19:00:04	21

Ian Skelding	lol There's always one practical joker outside a Mosque. 11/08/14 7:08:55	1 21
Bless my sole. --John Glover
Tony Edwards	creative x2 Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 7:32:52	3 21
What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
Doh Nutter	lol x2 "Do you know the Barber of Seville?...Well bloody well go and see him then." 22/07/14 7:56:53	1 21
Funny and clever. --Michael Monkhouse
Ross Davidson	Laughing stock. 17/07/14 11:38:50	2 21
I posted one about palmed laughter that didn't quite work, but I'm kicking myself for not getting this. Very apt and succinct. :) --Chris Moorhead
Michael Winner	creative In an Espace, no one can hear you scream. 23/06/14 7:04:48	21

Tracy Davidson	lol creative Lymphomaniac. 13/06/14 12:28:16	2 21
Love it, one of those 'I wish I'd thought of that one' moments. --John Glover
Cath Jones	lol creative "Ass to la vista, Baby!" 29/04/14 19:06:34	6 21
Cheers Ian. I get it now. I've had a long day :) --Mark England
Ian Skelding	"Ground control to Ginger Tom" 14/04/14 19:08:28	2 21
Ginger Tom perhaps? Would get my vote:) --Zac Kramer
John Glover	creative The tourin' shroud. 26/03/14 12:58:08	21

Ian Skelding	lol "Let me atom." 17/03/14 9:23:37	21

Dave Mackay	lol "I said "She needs a new collar", you prat". 28/02/14 12:18:07	21

Tony Edwards	lol "If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48	21

Tosser Wivlov	lol x2 We only wear them for special equations. 10/11/13 20:36:45	1 21
Undoubtedly Caption of the Week if ever there was one- fantastic! --Michael Winner
Ian Skelding	lol "Not much longer now sweetheart, you're nearly dry." 08/08/13 8:01:23	1 21
Nice caption. A true laugh... --HillHermit Studios
Smuldo	A Penis Flytrap. 21/03/13 8:01:28	3 21
"There must be easier ways to catch flies" You could fall asleep with your mouth open, then snap it shut when your salt receptors fire. --Spud Gunn
Cath Jones	lol Rex marks the Plot. 15/02/13 12:00:46	2 21
over my dead body ! --Spud Gunn
Pete	creative A groom with a view. 09/02/13 8:56:47	21

Mark Leyshon	lol x3 The early version of Deal or No Deal 16/01/13 9:47:12	21

Pete	creative x4 Salvador Dalek. 13/01/13 10:09:51	21

John Llamas	creative x3 Teaching an Ostrich to ride a motorbike was always going to prove difficult 04/01/13 12:17:10	4 21

Tony Edwards	lol x2 Sultans of Swing. 03/01/13 12:39:54	21

Pete	lol creative The offical photographs of Guantanamo Bay don't fool anyone. 03/01/13 12:12:23	21

phil mcavity	'Next time I'm having a caesarian.' 05/09/12 11:54:25	1 21

F Mackay	Jack was beginning to doubt that the best way to travel around London was by Tube. 01/09/12 7:25:29	21

Steve Hann	It's just a figure of speech. 17/07/12 19:07:56	21

Joe T	For safety of other drivers I think we should put a few cones out. 12/07/12 10:18:32	1 21

Tosser Wivlov	The mourning after the flight before. 10/07/12 11:22:22	21

Dave Devine	Britain was heading for meltdown 03/07/12 10:12:55	21

Tony Edwards	Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 10:02:45	21

Walter White	"No your Holiness, I said show them your cross" 13/06/12 10:16:16	2 21

Antony Ward	Guns and Rosaries 13/06/12 10:09:12	1 21

F Mackay	Furniture Swearhouse. 28/05/12 19:00:34	21

Cath Jones	"Jim, have you got rid of that slag yet?" 22/05/12 19:23:53	1 21

Lee Hauxwell	A Little me time 11/05/12 10:34:57	1 21

Pablo Cabello	Carl's berg. 30/04/12 19:16:40	1 21

Mr. Toad	“I’ve met his wife and sister. A lovely woman.” 25/04/12 10:07:27	1 21

Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe	Have you seen the new Eddie Murphy trailer? 04/04/12 10:00:08	21

F Mackay	Schindler's Lift. 01/04/12 19:05:39	8 21

Bob Geddon	How much is that doggie in the Windows? 11/11/11 11:07:51	7 21
Shouldn't that be Windows? --Rob Falconer
Tony Edwards	Mel and Cauli 02/11/11 11:03:46	1 21

Tad T	Vishnu were here 26/08/11 10:29:46	1 21

Al Overy	Some of them dyed during Covid. Wed 8:04:54	20

Al Overy	clever x2 "How old is this?" "Dunno. Count the rings." 20/02/26 20:12:43	2 20
Very clever --Nathan Davies
Tony S	I think the farmer should warm his hands before milking the cows in future. 20/02/26 12:08:23	20

Tony S	"I thought I would get something to help us recapture our youth." "Oh great a catapult. " 19/02/26 20:06:17, edited: 19/02/26 20:07:03	20

Molly R	These boots are made for walking. 15/02/26 8:00:15	20

Al Overy	She has the right to bare arms. 14/02/26 20:02:18	20

Ben Samuel	clever Time to unwind 13/02/26 12:03:08	20

Stephen Bean	Hoppy Meal 05/02/26 12:12:38	20

James Lennox	creative clever "I'll show you a yellow brick road," said the Tin Man. 05/02/26 8:01:07	20

Dave Bryan	lol Unexpected item in the Baggins area 27/01/26 8:14:57	20

Jo	Finally, a portion size that matches cinema prices 06/01/26 12:04:05	20

Troompa Loompa	The IT Crowd 05/01/26 12:07:12	20

Alison Nuorto	creative clever "Swipe left Laura. He's a cat lover." 02/01/26 21:34:44	20

Dave Bryan	For best selfie results always hold two feet away from you. 27/12/25 8:07:47, edited: 27/12/25 8:08:54	20

Dave Bryan	lol ''At last we've found the warm milk, Jane.'' Escape From Cold Tits 02/12/25 8:09:10, edited: 02/12/25 8:13:27	20

John Harrison	"No, you tell him his boots are dirty." 20/11/25 8:27:28	20

Phil Swan	"Dave have you considered that you might not be cut out to be a lifeguard" said Sue 10/11/25 8:16:07	1 20

Lara Holly	When your plastic surgeon offers you a 2 for 1 deal 07/11/25 8:04:59	1 20

Dave Bryan	''I can see into their kitchens, Captain. You're not going to believe this, they're still peeling potatoes.'' 26/10/25 12:44:59	20

Troompa Loompa	Dear McDonald's, I regret to inform you that I can no longer supply you with beef. Signed, Farmer Giles. 26/10/25 8:37:18	20

Mr Dome	lol Tabbie sure, tabbie sure 16/10/25 11:20:39	20

Chris Halliwell	Looks like she's going on an Ego Trip. 14/10/25 19:07:03	20

Vivvy En	It's engaged 06/10/25 11:22:04	20

Ian Skelding	“I was right, it’s 8.986753407666r lives.” 01/10/25 11:06:19	20

Vivvy En	Meanwhile, Dave had taken the sheepskin rug for a walk. 29/09/25 19:20:36	20

Ben Samuel	Rare otter finally caught on tape 27/09/25 7:02:34	20

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