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"Ground control to Ginger Tom"
14/04/14 19:08:28
The tourin' shroud.
26/03/14 12:58:08
"Let me atom."
17/03/14 9:23:37
"I said "She needs a new collar", you prat".
28/02/14 12:18:07
"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will."
28/12/13 13:41:48
We only wear them for special equations.
10/11/13 20:36:45
"Not much longer now sweetheart, you're nearly dry."
08/08/13 8:01:23
A Penis Flytrap.
21/03/13 8:01:28
Rex marks the Plot.
15/02/13 12:00:46
A groom with a view.
09/02/13 8:56:47
The early version of Deal or No Deal
16/01/13 9:47:12
Salvador Dalek.
13/01/13 10:09:51
Teaching an Ostrich to ride a motorbike was always going to prove difficult
04/01/13 12:17:10
Sultans of Swing.
03/01/13 12:39:54
The offical photographs of Guantanamo Bay don't fool anyone.
03/01/13 12:12:23
'Next time I'm having a caesarian.'
05/09/12 11:54:25
Jack was beginning to doubt that the best way to travel around London was by Tube.
01/09/12 7:25:29
It's just a figure of speech.
17/07/12 19:07:56
For safety of other drivers I think we should put a few cones out.
12/07/12 10:18:32
The mourning after the flight before.
10/07/12 11:22:22
Britain was heading for meltdown
03/07/12 10:12:55
Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet.
14/06/12 10:02:45
"No your Holiness, I said show them your cross"
13/06/12 10:16:16
Guns and Rosaries
13/06/12 10:09:12
Furniture Swearhouse.
28/05/12 19:00:34
"Jim, have you got rid of that slag yet?"
22/05/12 19:23:53
A Little me time
11/05/12 10:34:57
Carl's berg.
30/04/12 19:16:40
“I’ve met his wife and sister. A lovely woman.”
25/04/12 10:07:27
Have you seen the new Eddie Murphy trailer?
04/04/12 10:00:08
Schindler's Lift.
01/04/12 19:05:39
How much is that doggie in the Windows?
11/11/11 11:07:51
Mel and Cauli
02/11/11 11:03:46
Vishnu were here
26/08/11 10:29:46
''At last we've found the warm milk, Jane.''Escape From Cold Tits
Tue 8:09:10, edited: Tue 8:13:27
"No, you tell him his boots are dirty."
20/11/25 8:27:28
"Dave have you considered that you might not be cut out to be a lifeguard" said Sue
10/11/25 8:16:07
When your plastic surgeon offers you a 2 for 1 deal
07/11/25 8:04:59
''I can see into their kitchens, Captain. You're not going to believe this, they're still peeling potatoes.''
26/10/25 12:44:59
Dear McDonald's, I regret to inform you that I can no longer supply you with beef. Signed, Farmer Giles.
26/10/25 8:37:18
Tabbie sure, tabbie sure
16/10/25 11:20:39
Looks like she's going on an Ego Trip.
14/10/25 19:07:03
It's engaged
06/10/25 11:22:04
“I was right, it’s 8.986753407666r lives.”
01/10/25 11:06:19
Meanwhile, Dave had taken the sheepskin rug for a walk.
29/09/25 19:20:36
Rare otter finally caught on tape
27/09/25 7:02:34
''I prefer to have sax in the toilet,'' said George Michael.
22/09/25 11:10:33, edited: 22/09/25 11:11:23
Sister Sledge
16/08/25 7:00:19
The dad, I guess, was a perm donor
02/08/25 11:01:41
“It’s okay the landlord has gone now “ said Dave
24/07/25 7:09:04
Oh, so that's why.
13/07/25 7:00:20, edited: 13/07/25 7:03:47
The Da Vinci Coke
11/07/25 7:00:46
How to get a seat on a train by yourself PART 3
07/07/25 11:28:00
“Nan’s having one of her turns again.”
24/06/25 19:02:37
🎵 I want to hole your hand 🎵
17/06/25 11:05:12
Here comes the Son
17/06/25 11:01:18
AUSTRALIAN RULES FOOTBALLNobody was quite sure what was going on down under.
11/06/25 11:47:11
"Not another bat photo!" moaned the Transylvanian Captioneers.
10/06/25 11:05:30, edited: 10/06/25 11:07:43
Toddler Still Attached To World's Longest Umbilical Cord.
25/05/25 7:02:34
“When you’re trying to get off to sleep and Mr Anxiety turns up to ruin it.”
24/05/25 7:40:45
You spoil that donkey..
14/05/25 7:03:11
"I'll be back""I'll be right leg""I'll be left leg"
08/05/25 8:49:30
“Pope Trump repaints Sistine Chapel Ceiling.”
06/05/25 11:08:41
🎵 I can see clearly now the mane has gone
23/04/25 21:00:22
"This'll make a change for the repairman. I usually call him about the leeks."
23/04/25 11:15:30
May clog your arteries.
04/04/25 7:03:54
''OK, you've made your point. I'll remember to put the seat down in future.''
17/03/25 12:06:35
I couldn't decide what colour to paint the bedroom door, so I decided to sleep on it
11/03/25 8:13:21
It's so boring watching the Euros.
21/02/25 8:03:39
It's always a dilemma who to save from a burning building first, but I think you should have started with the children.
20/02/25 8:09:00, edited: 20/02/25 12:04:21, suggested edits
Dave finally dumped his girlfriend.
16/02/25 12:02:12
"I torte saw a pudding cat."
16/02/25 8:06:11
Colliefilla
24/01/25 20:29:55
“Waiter, this is too rare.”
13/01/25 12:22:26
Chute to kill.
10/01/25 8:07:35
I suspect fowl play.
04/01/25 12:51:57
"For God's sake somebody take Y.M.C.A off the P.A. system!"
01/01/25 12:09:00
"We didn't have any really big cups... But I found this under the bed."
09/12/24 8:02:19
German kids like to reserve their place in the ice cream queue.
07/12/24 12:04:41
In days of old when knights used Bold
20/11/24 20:14:19
Dashound through the snow.
20/11/24 12:01:22
“Day 3 of Slimming World and here come the hallucinations.”
12/11/24 8:37:52
“They just left it in my allotment, I thought; that’s a bit of a liberty.”
04/11/24 12:07:15
I wouldn't worry. It's not often that Scotland get anything in the back of the net.
23/10/24 19:08:54
A stray in a manger.
18/10/24 19:02:45
101 Demonstrations
10/10/24 19:03:29
and Ken-obi
25/09/24 11:00:39
No I said I wanted my hair in a bun.
24/09/24 12:12:14
I just hope she doesn't tread on Pooh
17/09/24 7:12:04
Is Father Christmas real? No it's just a phallacy.
14/09/24 11:05:49
Anyone can parallel park, but only a master can isosceles park.
30/08/24 19:01:09, edited: 30/08/24 19:01:53
"Cycling really makes my calves ache.""You should try giving birth to them."
24/08/24 7:09:58
Tina's wedding was ruined by a sudden down paw.
18/08/24 11:05:03
I have little faith in these new condoms
09/08/24 7:00:35
Telehubby
23/07/24 11:03:29
Tr
18/07/24 7:06:40, edited: 18/07/24 7:24:18
"Now, Timmy, it's not nice to mock Donald Trump."
16/07/24 7:03:28
She's a keeper.
12/07/24 11:35:46
"Don't worry love I shall get you out of here it's not right to keep a woman in a cage ."
12/07/24 11:04:59
The Kong's Speech
11/07/24 19:01:44, edited: 11/07/24 22:47:14, suggested edits
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