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Mr Dome  Vote score: 20602Mr Dome

Eaves-droppings

21/06/18 19:33:04

Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6396Kenny Ireland

Fruit and nut.

17/06/18 8:35:49

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Message in a brothel

16/06/18 19:02:37

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35531Ian Skelding

The Invisible Man gets a right good kicking.

12/06/18 19:00:13

Vivvy En Vote score: 17261Vivvy En

Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot

11/06/18 19:39:08

Took me a while, just twigged it.Great caption. --John Glover
C CaMel Vote score: 20246C CaMel

"I can hardly walk in these eels!"

01/06/18 7:09:09

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35531Ian Skelding

"Bloody hell Jim, now you put the toilet seat down."

05/11/17 12:01:38

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Slumdog pillion heirs

22/08/17 19:04:13

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35531Ian Skelding

"He needs a clip around the ears."

16/02/17 20:01:30

Curiously, our local barber shop is actually called a Clip Around The Ears.  --Pussy Galore
John  Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

"Yes, I am an architect, but I compile crossword puzzles on the side."

06/02/17 12:18:16

Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

How many times do I have to tell the kids not to accept lifts from strangers?

15/01/17 12:03:17

Thanks for the votes everyone, this is my highest-scoring caption to date. :)  --Pussy Galore
Tony Edwards Vote score: 43020Tony Edwards

Best Man's Friend

05/12/16 20:12:16

Great caption Tony  --Andrea Hickling
Glyn Evans Vote score: 13588Glyn Evans

"I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day."

11/11/16 20:08:44

hahaha, took me some time.'sun screen' --sandeep chahal
Tony Edwards Vote score: 43020Tony Edwards

"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence."

17/10/16 19:31:44

Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

Igor's hopes of a medal were now in Limbo.

18/08/16 19:09:46

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The impressive collection from Arkwright's till.

29/06/16 14:13:21

Mark England Vote score: 24348Mark England

"All I did was order a pint of cider"

02/04/16 19:05:57

Ron  Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

It's obviously not ground coffee

05/02/16 16:31:02

The down votes showing here appear to be the result of a bug I introduced with my recent changes to the voting code. I'll look into this ASAP.  --Chris Beach
John  Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

"Shit, so what did we have put down?"

25/01/16 21:58:26

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35531Ian Skelding

"Sonja, for chrissakes, pull the cord."

25/01/16 8:04:44

Without your brilliant buildup, this caption would have fallen flat. (No pun intended.) Nice job!!!  --Greg Curtis
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Sworded affair

23/11/15 20:07:37

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

"I reared him myself."

14/10/15 19:10:32

Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6321Lucky Elperro

Deaf version.

12/10/15 15:30:15

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

Honey, have you checked on the twins?

06/10/15 8:41:27

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

We didn't always have hair dryers

23/09/15 11:15:06

Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

Eventually they tried other projectiles, but by then the name had stuck: 'catapult'.

20/07/15 7:04:20

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Pisa Hut

02/02/15 8:11:39

AXE Vote score: 3691AXE

"Paul, you're going out with me now - why does your X have to go everywhere with us?"

09/12/14 20:10:51

Maybe it's a sign of things to come --Ben Samuel
AXE Vote score: 3691AXE

Pot belly

20/11/14 8:00:08

Tony Edwards Vote score: 43020Tony Edwards

Deers looking at you kid.

21/10/14 11:53:38

Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Reading from top to bottom down the side of the coins...
someone has subtly managed to get a very rude word onto caption.me...
Dirty fluckr!

07/10/14 20:53:27

I think your right on the money there. --Chris Moorhead
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6396Kenny Ireland

Steve does not look too happy but he will soon be chuffed to bits.

27/08/14 5:38:03

AXE Vote score: 3691AXE

"Damn! I've completely missed the Finnish line"

14/08/14 19:00:04

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35531Ian Skelding

There's always one practical joker outside a Mosque.

11/08/14 7:08:55

Bless my sole. --John Glover
Tony Edwards Vote score: 43020Tony Edwards

Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee.

03/08/14 7:32:52

What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
Doh Nutter Vote score: 24667Doh Nutter

"Do you know the Barber of Seville?...Well bloody well go and see him then."

22/07/14 7:56:53

Funny and clever. --Michael Monkhouse
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1726Ross Davidson

Laughing stock.

17/07/14 11:38:50

I posted one about palmed laughter that didn't quite work, but I'm kicking myself for not getting this. Very apt and succinct. :) --Chris Moorhead
Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

In an Espace, no one can hear you scream.

23/06/14 7:04:48

Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Lymphomaniac.

13/06/14 12:28:16

Love it, one of those 'I wish I'd thought of that one' moments. --John Glover
Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

"Ass to la vista, Baby!"

29/04/14 19:06:34

Cheers Ian. I get it now. I've had a long day :) --Mark England
Ian Skelding Vote score: 35531Ian Skelding

"Ground control to Ginger Tom"

14/04/14 19:08:28

Ginger Tom perhaps? Would get my vote:) --Zac Kramer
John  Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

The tourin' shroud.

26/03/14 12:58:08

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35531Ian Skelding

"Let me atom."

17/03/14 9:23:37

Dave Mackay Vote score: 901Dave Mackay

"I said "She needs a new collar", you prat".

28/02/14 12:18:07

Tony Edwards Vote score: 43020Tony Edwards

"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will."

28/12/13 13:41:48

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

We only wear them for special equations.

10/11/13 20:36:45

Undoubtedly Caption of the Week if ever there was one- fantastic! --Michael Winner
Ian Skelding Vote score: 35531Ian Skelding

"Not much longer now sweetheart, you're nearly dry."

08/08/13 8:01:23

Nice caption. A true laugh... --HillHermit Studios
Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

A Penis Flytrap.

21/03/13 8:01:28

"There must be easier ways to catch flies" You could fall asleep with your mouth open, then snap it shut when your salt receptors fire. --Spud Gunn
Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Rex marks the Plot.

15/02/13 12:00:46

over my dead body ! --Spud Gunn
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

A groom with a view.

09/02/13 8:56:47

Mark Leyshon Vote score: 118Mark Leyshon

The early version of Deal or No Deal

16/01/13 9:47:12

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Salvador Dalek.

13/01/13 10:09:51

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Teaching an Ostrich to ride a motorbike was always going to prove difficult

04/01/13 12:17:10

Tony Edwards Vote score: 43020Tony Edwards

Sultans of Swing.

03/01/13 12:39:54

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The offical photographs of Guantanamo Bay don't fool anyone.

03/01/13 12:12:23

phil mcavity Vote score: 423phil mcavity

'Next time I'm having a caesarian.'

05/09/12 11:54:25

F Mackay Vote score: 24667F Mackay

Jack was beginning to doubt that the best way to travel around London was by Tube.

01/09/12 7:25:29

Steve Hann Vote score: 1082Steve Hann

It's just a figure of speech.

17/07/12 19:07:56

Joe T Vote score: 3133Joe T

For safety of other drivers I think we should put a few cones out.

12/07/12 10:18:32

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

The mourning after the flight before.

10/07/12 11:22:22

Dave Devine Vote score: 1725Dave Devine

Britain was heading for meltdown

03/07/12 10:12:55

Tony Edwards Vote score: 43020Tony Edwards

Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet.

14/06/12 10:02:45

Walter White Vote score: 336Walter White

"No your Holiness, I said show them your cross"

13/06/12 10:16:16

Antony Ward Vote score: 157Antony Ward

Guns and Rosaries

13/06/12 10:09:12

F Mackay Vote score: 24667F Mackay

Furniture Swearhouse.

28/05/12 19:00:34

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

"Jim, have you got rid of that slag yet?"

22/05/12 19:23:53

Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2997Lee Hauxwell

A Little me time

11/05/12 10:34:57

Pablo Cabello Vote score: 4604Pablo Cabello

Carl's berg.

30/04/12 19:16:40

Mr. Toad Vote score: 2088Mr. Toad

“I’ve met his wife and sister. A lovely woman.”

25/04/12 10:07:27

Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe Vote score: 2744Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe

Have you seen the new Eddie Murphy trailer?

04/04/12 10:00:08

F Mackay Vote score: 24667F Mackay

Schindler's Lift.

01/04/12 19:05:39

Bob Geddon Vote score: 94Bob Geddon

How much is that doggie in the Windows?

11/11/11 11:07:51

Shouldn't that be Windows? --Rob Falconer
Tony Edwards Vote score: 43020Tony Edwards

Mel and Cauli

02/11/11 11:03:46

Tad T Vote score: 409Tad T

Vishnu were here

26/08/11 10:29:46

Al Overy Vote score: 22657Al Overy

Some of them dyed during Covid.

Wed 8:04:54

Al Overy Vote score: 22657Al Overy

"How old is this?"

"Dunno. Count the rings."

20/02/26 20:12:43

Very clever  --Nathan Davies
Tony S Vote score: 13380Tony S

I think the farmer should warm his hands before milking the cows in future.

20/02/26 12:08:23

Tony S Vote score: 13380Tony S

"I thought I would get something to help us recapture our youth."
"Oh great a catapult. "

19/02/26 20:06:17, edited: 19/02/26 20:07:03

Molly R Vote score: 5355Molly R

These boots are made for walking.

15/02/26 8:00:15

Al Overy Vote score: 22657Al Overy

She has the right to bare arms.

14/02/26 20:02:18

Ben Samuel Vote score: 4702Ben Samuel

Time to unwind

13/02/26 12:03:08

Stephen Bean Vote score: 54628Stephen Bean

Hoppy Meal

05/02/26 12:12:38

James Lennox Vote score: 27251James Lennox

"I'll show you a yellow brick road," said the Tin Man.

05/02/26 8:01:07

Dave Bryan Vote score: 41245Dave Bryan

Unexpected item in the Baggins area

27/01/26 8:14:57

Jo Vote score: 5099Jo

Finally, a portion size that matches cinema prices

06/01/26 12:04:05

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 24667Troompa Loompa

The IT Crowd

05/01/26 12:07:12

Alison Nuorto Vote score: 146Alison Nuorto

"Swipe left Laura. He's a cat lover."

02/01/26 21:34:44

Dave Bryan Vote score: 41245Dave Bryan

For best selfie results always hold two feet away from you.

27/12/25 8:07:47, edited: 27/12/25 8:08:54

Dave Bryan Vote score: 41245Dave Bryan

''At last we've found the warm milk, Jane.''

Escape From Cold Tits

02/12/25 8:09:10, edited: 02/12/25 8:13:27

John Harrison Vote score: 11365John Harrison

"No, you tell him his boots are dirty."

20/11/25 8:27:28

Phil Swan Vote score: 8550Phil Swan

"Dave have you considered that you might not be cut out to be a lifeguard" said Sue

10/11/25 8:16:07

Lara Holly Vote score: 2685Lara Holly

When your plastic surgeon offers you a 2 for 1 deal

07/11/25 8:04:59

Dave Bryan Vote score: 41245Dave Bryan

''I can see into their kitchens, Captain. You're not going to believe this, they're still peeling potatoes.''

26/10/25 12:44:59

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 24667Troompa Loompa

Dear McDonald's, I regret to inform you that I can no longer supply you with beef. Signed, Farmer Giles.

26/10/25 8:37:18

Mr Dome  Vote score: 20602Mr Dome

Tabbie sure, tabbie sure

16/10/25 11:20:39

Chris Halliwell Vote score: 6238Chris Halliwell

Looks like she's going on an Ego Trip.

14/10/25 19:07:03

Vivvy En Vote score: 17261Vivvy En

It's engaged

06/10/25 11:22:04

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35531Ian Skelding

“I was right, it’s 8.986753407666r lives.”

01/10/25 11:06:19

Vivvy En Vote score: 17261Vivvy En

Meanwhile, Dave had taken the sheepskin rug for a walk.

29/09/25 19:20:36

Ben Samuel Vote score: 4702Ben Samuel

Rare otter finally caught on tape

27/09/25 7:02:34

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