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Due to a bagpipe shortage, Lutons  Scottish Exile Pipe Band had to improvise
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Mark England Vote score: 16798Mark England

Due to a bagpipe shortage, Luton's 'Scottish Exile Pipe Band' had to improvise

22/05/20 12:12:57

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But it was a bit of a Wee Crankie idea. --Woofer 6
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11970Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry folks, all flights are still grounded."

22/05/20 13:17:16

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No way are they all Virgin's. --Woofer 6
Vivvy En Vote score: 5870Vivvy En

Auditions for Alice in Wonderland weren't going well. The pelican applicants were okay but the Alices...

22/05/20 13:26:52

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It was really flamingoes - but I am sure that pelican croquet would be just as effective. --Molly R
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9568Dave Bryan

''Hello, nice to see you again.''
''Hello, nice to see you again.''
''Hello, nice to see you again.''

Pelicans are being reintroduced in Southern England.

22/05/20 12:19:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22185Ian Skelding

"Storks are bloody lucky buggers, they only have to carry babies."

22/05/20 12:16:05

 
Mark England Vote score: 16798Mark England

"This week on 'Weird Hobbies' we meet Luton's branch of the Homing Pelican Society"

22/05/20 12:07:53

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3974Stu Dent

Pelicans discovered roosting on Norfolk Broads.

22/05/20 12:04:19

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

Despondant Captioneers who cannot get many votes, elect to try ventriloquism instead.

22/05/20 17:17:55

 
stone face Vote score: 7634stone face

The annual meeting of The Rod Hull Appreciation Society(Pelican Branch).

22/05/20 12:07:31

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Michael Parkinson declined the invitation to attend. --Woofer 6
  Smuldo Vote score: 11650 Smuldo

The Pelican Briefing.

22/05/20 12:01:45

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Hi guys we have a new member just started today her name is Lollipop. --Woofer 6
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9947Stephen Bean

♪ P-p-pick up a pelican, a lovely big pelican, when you p-p-pick up a pelican, there's so much more to enjoy ♪

22/05/20 12:00:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2245Scrijjy Doo

Our ducks are in a row. NOW WHAT?

22/05/20 16:09:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9591Mr Dome

The inaugural meeting of the Chernobyl pigeon fanciers group

22/05/20 14:55:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14913Dan Nicholls

JESUS NO! When I said 'Pelican Crossing' I DIDN'T MEAN WITH HUMANS!!!

22/05/20 14:29:30

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

CHRISTMAS??
Shit has something changed.

22/05/20 12:14:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9568Dave Bryan

With a bill that size, you wouldn't want to cross a pelican.

22/05/20 12:09:29

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5741C CaMel

Me and my big mouth.

22/05/20 12:02:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3974Stu Dent

Move aside spit the dog, Here's phlegm the Pelican.

22/05/20 12:02:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6567Glyn Evans

We've been shoplifting ...at the zoo.

22/05/20 12:01:26

 
Molly R Vote score: 1765Molly R

On your marks for the annual Pelican Crossing challenge...

22/05/20 12:00:06

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

The SAS- ready to invade China with avian flu.

24/05/20 13:39:51

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

"Okay my fellow bestialophiles. Today we find out if you have a Pelican...or a Pelican't."

23/05/20 4:46:55

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 404alexandra ball

Pelican grief

22/05/20 19:42:40

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

NHS accused of wasting Captain Tom's fundraising money on kid's novelty colostomy bags.

22/05/20 16:53:03

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 508Charles Gilbert

Amish birth control...

22/05/20 15:39:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10667Neil Mackenzie

The RSPCA raided this Pelican Crossing breeding facility.

22/05/20 15:18:59

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1238Mark Wilson

"Slow down we're approaching a pelican crossing"

22/05/20 14:03:41

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1731Rachel P

Nigel's stunt doubles in Finding Nemo

22/05/20 13:53:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20540John Glover

RSPCA raid Irish small holding that claimed on the dark net to be selling extemely rare giant budgerigars.

22/05/20 13:47:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9947Stephen Bean

"Before the lockdown we all stocked up on peli-canned food."

22/05/20 13:14:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11970Vanessa the Guesser

As long as the taxpayer doesn't have to pick up the bill.

22/05/20 12:03:30

 
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