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Due to a bagpipe shortage, Luton's 'Scottish Exile Pipe Band' had to improvise
22/05/20 11:12:57
"Sorry folks, all flights are still grounded."
22/05/20 12:17:16
Auditions for Alice in Wonderland weren't going well. The pelican applicants were okay but the Alices...
22/05/20 12:26:52
''Hello, nice to see you again.''''Hello, nice to see you again.''''Hello, nice to see you again.''Pelicans are being reintroduced in Southern England.
22/05/20 11:19:39
"Storks are bloody lucky buggers, they only have to carry babies."
22/05/20 11:16:05
"This week on 'Weird Hobbies' we meet Luton's branch of the Homing Pelican Society"
22/05/20 11:07:53
Pelicans discovered roosting on Norfolk Broads.
22/05/20 11:04:19
Despondant Captioneers who cannot get many votes, elect to try ventriloquism instead.
22/05/20 16:17:55
The annual meeting of The Rod Hull Appreciation Society(Pelican Branch).
22/05/20 11:07:31
The Pelican Briefing.
22/05/20 11:01:45
♪ P-p-pick up a pelican, a lovely big pelican, when you p-p-pick up a pelican, there's so much more to enjoy ♪
22/05/20 11:00:12
Our ducks are in a row. NOW WHAT?
22/05/20 15:09:30
The inaugural meeting of the Chernobyl pigeon fanciers group
22/05/20 13:55:59
JESUS NO! When I said 'Pelican Crossing' I DIDN'T MEAN WITH HUMANS!!!
22/05/20 13:29:30
CHRISTMAS??Shit has something changed.
22/05/20 11:14:01
With a bill that size, you wouldn't want to cross a pelican.
22/05/20 11:09:29
Me and my big mouth.
22/05/20 11:02:59
Move aside spit the dog, Here's phlegm the Pelican.
22/05/20 11:02:28
We've been shoplifting ...at the zoo.
22/05/20 11:01:26
On your marks for the annual Pelican Crossing challenge...
22/05/20 11:00:06
The SAS- ready to invade China with avian flu.
24/05/20 12:39:51
"Okay my fellow bestialophiles. Today we find out if you have a Pelican...or a Pelican't."
23/05/20 3:46:55
Pelican grief
22/05/20 18:42:40
NHS accused of wasting Captain Tom's fundraising money on kid's novelty colostomy bags.
22/05/20 15:53:03
Amish birth control...
22/05/20 14:39:20
The RSPCA raided this Pelican Crossing breeding facility.
22/05/20 14:18:59
"Slow down we're approaching a pelican crossing"
22/05/20 13:03:41
Nigel's stunt doubles in Finding Nemo
22/05/20 12:53:04
RSPCA raid Irish small holding that claimed on the dark net to be selling extemely rare giant budgerigars.
22/05/20 12:47:05
"Before the lockdown we all stocked up on peli-canned food."
22/05/20 12:14:43
As long as the taxpayer doesn't have to pick up the bill.
22/05/20 11:03:30