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James Lennox Vote score: 6714James Lennox

I have a strange urge to whack her with an oversize rubber mallet.

Tue 9:17:11

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf

”Please do not feed the animals recreational drugs.”

Tue 8:31:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12064Dave Bryan

''Who are you?''

''I'm in your support bubble.''

Tue 8:03:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13028Stephen Bean

I never thought I'd see Mrs Dome's beaver on caption.me

Tue 8:00:40

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2065Al Overy

"Now, Gary, we've provided lots of mates for you with no success. I don't know what the problem is but I want you to think really hard and conjure up an image of your ideal partner."

Tue 8:00:26

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

Well, it's a solution all right, but somehow I don't think these covid-proof hamster balls are going to catch on.

Tue 12:44:20

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1988Willie Johnson

karyn1184 settles in to watch captioneers making captions about the prairie dogs. Unfortunately she didn't realize the bubble wasn't made of one way mirror material.

Tue 9:40:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32855Tony Edwards

Peep P E

Tue 9:30:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9314The Wolf

April 2021.

"This is Captain Sally Jones transmitting to the International Space Station from Earth. The humans that survived the Vaccine appear healthy although there's no sign of them returning to their original form"

Tue 8:52:56

 
stone face Vote score: 8325stone face

"The kids just love coming here, and looking at the funny little faces of the caged animals."
Said Mrs Gopher on her trip to the human zoo.(2050...post covid.)

Tue 8:35:09

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7228Hercules Rockefeller

"Well, Mary, did he see his shadow or not?"

Tue 8:01:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

My Mate, Marmot.

Tue 12:47:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11197Neil Mackenzie

You can pop up right in the middle of the ground hogs and they have no sphere.

Tue 12:01:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10511Mr Dome

Little did Sarah know that these are piranha ferrets and she was tonight's dinner

Tue 11:33:42

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6251Greg Curtis

"She is...WAY...too...cloche."

Tue 11:08:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10511Mr Dome

Bloody vermine. I hate smiley, animal-loving vegan do-gooders

Tue 10:47:55

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 88Anthony Smith

"It's a bit foggy in here, but I can just make out a hare in the distance."

Tue 10:19:54

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1988Willie Johnson

Miss, can I get you a Kleenex for that?

Tue 10:03:12

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1988Willie Johnson

These little guys were the only ones to see the U.F.O. - Uncontrolled Frantic Orgasm.

Tue 10:01:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1988Willie Johnson

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Tue 9:56:56

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1988Willie Johnson

Ah, they grow up so fast. It seems like only yesterday her father spilled, I mean planted, his seed there and covered it with the frost protector dome.

Tue 9:52:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32855Tony Edwards

The meerkats receive a visit from the burrow surveyor.

Tue 9:49:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1988Willie Johnson

"Hey, I didn't order this. What is it?"
"It's peasant under glass."
"Oh, I think I said I wanted a picnic on the grass. Do you have grass in your ears or something?"

Tue 9:24:33

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6718Vivvy En

Garry, have you employed one of those undercover surveillance agencies to spy on me again?

Tue 9:12:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9840Chris Keegan

"How's your new job at the zoo going Dave?"
- "The job's great, but the problem has been the ex wife, she just keeps popping up"

Tue 8:57:39

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7123Glyn Evans

"All hail Zorb!"

Tue 8:49:20

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf

I’m clearly not a mink, now bog off.

Tue 8:27:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12064Dave Bryan

''Hey guys, you need to buy one of these plastic domes. My burrow never gets flooded.''

Tue 8:15:39

 
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