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25/11/19 8:00:08

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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5986Hercules Rockefeller

Reader's Digest

25/11/19 8:02:09

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3599James Lennox

"Honey, have you seen my ... never mind."

25/11/19 8:20:26

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5781Glyn Evans

"Isn't it about time you cleaned your glasses dear? - They're caked."

25/11/19 10:14:44

 
Dot Old Vote score: 640Dot Old

Is this an optical infusion?

25/11/19 8:46:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

''Whose glasses are they?''

''Greg's.''

25/11/19 8:04:25

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4824C CaMel

Eye of the tiger.

25/11/19 10:12:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9578Vanessa the Guesser

We've not many pairs left. They're selling like hotcakes.

25/11/19 8:11:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7299Chris Keegan

DOUGH!

25/11/19 8:00:07

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 849Carey Sutton

Glazed loaf

25/11/19 11:46:14

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 133Jack Joyce

"found them"

"Thanks, I thought they'd been stollen!"

25/11/19 11:44:26

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 849Carey Sutton

Granny loaf

25/11/19 11:37:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13462Dan Nicholls

Rye focals

25/11/19 8:30:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37739Welsh Rarebit

I'm not a big fan of seefood.

25/11/19 8:17:54

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1364Scrijjy Doo

Is this bread goggle-free?

26/11/19 14:59:25

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 314Gavin Smithers

The Great British Bakeoff starring Dylan Hartley

25/11/19 21:23:00

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4004Lucky Elperro

Mystery and outrage as Ronnie Corbett's murderer will not reveal where he put the body.

25/11/19 16:17:39

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 338Charles Gilbert

Pepperidge farm remembers...

25/11/19 15:48:32

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 338Charles Gilbert

Damnit Hermione!!!

25/11/19 15:45:47

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 338Charles Gilbert

Has anyone seen my rye glasses?

25/11/19 15:45:10

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 338Charles Gilbert

I loave my new glasses.

25/11/19 15:44:02

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9586Neil Mackenzie

Hovis ion

25/11/19 12:20:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4743Vivvy En

"Here at the Hivis Bakery our quality inspection processes are rigorously applied."

25/11/19 11:02:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

''Are they designer glasses?''

''No, they're bready readers.''

25/11/19 10:44:09

 
Tanya Sara Fillbrook Tanya Sara Fillbrook

''Can't you see me,I'm not sunburned!''

25/11/19 10:18:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

In an attempt to determine whether it was a cake or loaf of bread, one captioneer gets too close.

25/11/19 10:16:20

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4824C CaMel

Len's recipe

25/11/19 10:12:12

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4824C CaMel

Eye pain

25/11/19 10:11:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7299Chris Keegan

“Darling, when the recipe said glaze the cake…….”

25/11/19 9:56:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4974The Wolf

"Ahh, there they are. Right, I better check on the baby and take the Turkey out"

25/11/19 9:20:44

 
Davie Marshall Vote score: 711Davie Marshall

New for 2019. Immortalise your late loved ones as an almond slice. Never mind an urn, this is a real conversation starter when you have visitors round.

25/11/19 9:13:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 769Willie Johnson

The things you find in bakery items these days: relatively large sized myomorph rodents, vision correcting facial apparel (or imprint thereof)....

25/11/19 9:11:12

 
sarah solway Vote score: 64sarah solway

She found her keys, but her glasses were PROVING hard to find

25/11/19 9:06:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9578Vanessa the Guesser

It's true Mr Kipling did make an exceedingly good cake.

(Nod to 8:21:22)

25/11/19 9:04:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 769Willie Johnson

I predict this loaf will last until next year. My vision is 2020.

25/11/19 8:55:45

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3599James Lennox

I went to Specsavers, but it was too late.

25/11/19 8:49:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7835Mr Dome

We found your glasses Mr Mouse

25/11/19 8:35:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

"I said add MOLASSES not my glasses!"

25/11/19 8:34:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9578Vanessa the Guesser

Scone but not forgotten.

25/11/19 8:33:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7835Mr Dome

Garyblindi

25/11/19 8:33:00

 
Molly R Vote score: 1202Molly R

Paul Hollywood told me to focus on loaves.

25/11/19 8:32:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13462Dan Nicholls

Blind baked

25/11/19 8:30:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13462Dan Nicholls

A slice of that will see you through til tea time.

25/11/19 8:29:42

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2819Stu Dent

The grills have eyes

25/11/19 8:29:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

''What's the matter, Mr Kipling?''

''I've lost my glasses again.''

25/11/19 8:21:22

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19952John Llamas

It’s not Gregg’s it’s Len’s

25/11/19 8:20:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21023Ian Skelding

Ray bans the cake.

25/11/19 8:15:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

Mr Pastry

25/11/19 8:07:29

 
sarah solway Vote score: 64sarah solway

Seed Cake

25/11/19 8:07:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7835Mr Dome

Short-sighted pastry

25/11/19 8:05:44

 
Molly R Vote score: 1202Molly R

Watch what you're eating.

25/11/19 8:04:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7835Mr Dome

Ronnie Baker

25/11/19 8:03:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

Pain of glass

25/11/19 8:00:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37739Welsh Rarebit

A Mary bury recipe

25/11/19 8:00:33

 
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