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The Wolf	lol "So, I'm just chilling in the garden, minding my own business and having a bit of a snooze, and then it happened. F*cking lawnmower. I know he's bored but the quicker that bastard goes back to work the better" 03/04/20 11:00:39	21

Mr Dome	lol - Do you suffer with furballs? - Not any more 03/04/20 11:15:23	12

Stephen Bean	Shaving kit 03/04/20 11:00:04	10

The Wolf	Anyone mentioning a shaven pussy within the first ten seconds needs to have sex more"¦DAMN IT! 03/04/20 11:00:05	6

C CaMel	"We Veet again, Mr Bond." 03/04/20 11:03:49	1 5
"No Mr Bond, I expect you to... ewww... ..did you do this?" --Michael Winner
Fozzgog B.	Pornhub might be offering its content for free but its quality had declined accordingly 03/04/20 21:29:16	4

Dave Bryan	Gillette will never succeed in the feline world because eight out of ten cats prefer whiskers. 03/04/20 11:21:23	4

Neil Mackenzie	I'm not a cool cat, I'm fucking freezing. 03/04/20 11:14:53	4

Stephen Bean	The cat that got the shaving cream 03/04/20 11:00:11	3

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