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Stu Dent Vote score: 4497Stu Dent

Message in a Brothel

29/01/20 20:18:23

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A sting operation resulted in a successful police raid. --Dave Bryan
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7005Hercules Rockefeller

Rear Admirals pay extra.

29/01/20 20:07:52

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4989Kenny Ireland

Discharged seamen not allowed.

29/01/20 22:18:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

All hands on dick!

29/01/20 20:00:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32513Tony Edwards

All the vice girls love a sailor.

29/01/20 20:25:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23483Michael Winner

"Thar she blows!"

29/01/20 20:12:54

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6140James Lennox

Any sailor who spots a street girl when sailing into port is obliged to yell "Land ho!"

29/01/20 20:12:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9321Chris Keegan

And please don't leave seamen on the sheets.

29/01/20 20:00:07

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

Street Boys Bringing in Politicians
Must Pay For Room In Advance.
(Politicians can claim back on expenses)

29/01/20 22:41:27

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

The Jizmarck

29/01/20 20:58:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11817Stephen Bean

Davy Jones' licker

29/01/20 20:06:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Man over broad!

29/01/20 20:04:27

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11711 Smuldo

"A Ho there..."

29/01/20 21:19:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32513Tony Edwards

Room with a screw.

29/01/20 20:02:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

...for a jolly rogering

29/01/20 20:00:18

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11711 Smuldo

"Wankers away..."

29/01/20 21:23:27

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11711 Smuldo

"Gland Ahoy..."

29/01/20 20:59:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8107The Wolf

I bet there's lots of sea men in there.

29/01/20 20:00:06

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1811Willie Johnson

Street girls, have your pavement ready. If you aren't allowed in, it's your own asphalt.

30/01/20 2:55:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8107The Wolf

"...and that's how I caught crabs"

29/01/20 22:53:43

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8107The Wolf

Privates of the Caribbean

29/01/20 22:35:42

 
stone face Vote score: 8112stone face

Landlady to street girl- "Money up front."

Street girl-"Yes, I always keep it there."

29/01/20 21:28:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20860John Glover

Just the place to see a lot of belle bottoms.

29/01/20 21:07:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11817Stephen Bean

The Ladies are Nautical but Nice.

29/01/20 20:41:33

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Michael Winner Vote score: 23483Michael Winner

Extra if they want to be tide up.

29/01/20 20:12:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23483Michael Winner

Landscrubbers.

29/01/20 20:11:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15310Dan Nicholls

And no underage buoys.

29/01/20 20:06:11

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4974Karyn Harrison

Old sea dogs welcome with free Whorelicks for the over 70s.

30/01/20 18:23:13

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4989Kenny Ireland

...and sailors must pay on entry.

29/01/20 22:10:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9321Chris Keegan

And any gents misbehaving will be condomed.

29/01/20 20:51:14

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1140Dot Old

And Leave It Shipshape

29/01/20 20:03:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11421Dave Bryan

The landlady obviously knows the ropes.

29/01/20 20:02:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11421Dave Bryan

Recommended on StripAdvisor

29/01/20 20:01:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13092Vanessa the Guesser

Or be taken up the back passage.

29/01/20 20:00:38

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6140James Lennox

... and ... Sailors Bringing in Street Girls Must Pay For Womb In Advance.

29/01/20 20:00:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Kerb trawlers are welcome but...

29/01/20 20:00:06

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

No money, no honey- no peso no say so.

30/01/20 16:32:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10179Mr Dome

Sorry, no berths

30/01/20 10:20:14

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11000Neil Mackenzie

Vice Admiral

30/01/20 6:26:24

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11000Neil Mackenzie

Vice Admiral

30/01/20 6:26:24

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Another notice at the lighthouse -

Sailor Bringing in Street Girls
Must Strictly Not Switch Off the Lights

30/01/20 4:20:15

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4989Kenny Ireland

Not under navel trust.

30/01/20 3:39:53

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6202Greg Curtis

Violators Will Be Prostituted

30/01/20 2:02:28

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2672Scrijjy Doo

This means YOU, Madonna.

30/01/20 0:49:41

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2672Scrijjy Doo

This is a new low for Andrew.

30/01/20 0:22:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9321Chris Keegan

And for those who can't we suggest you start a float.

29/01/20 23:26:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8107The Wolf

Only the breast for the Captain's table.

29/01/20 22:28:18

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 704Generic RedHead

Maritime bliss.

29/01/20 22:03:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9321Chris Keegan

Just look out for Marge, drop your anchor with any one but her.

29/01/20 21:53:08

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11711 Smuldo

"I fell for it, Hooker, Line and Sinker..."

29/01/20 21:26:58

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20860John Glover

They had a lot of sailors births in their naval bases.

29/01/20 21:17:34

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5203Chris Halliwell

Jack off all trades.

29/01/20 21:07:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11817Stephen Bean

Most sailors prefer to come here rather than mast-urbate.

29/01/20 21:02:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11817Stephen Bean

There was a big cleaning bill after Jack-off Sparrow.

29/01/20 20:47:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11421Dave Bryan

Bed Extra

29/01/20 20:42:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32513Tony Edwards

Hotel Californication

29/01/20 20:41:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9321Chris Keegan

Having researched their core customer base Lenny Henry is dropped from their advertising campaign.

29/01/20 20:34:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

Bed and Buckfast

29/01/20 20:30:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11817Stephen Bean

Popular with buckaneers.

29/01/20 20:29:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13092Vanessa the Guesser

Knots on the High Street

29/01/20 20:23:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11817Stephen Bean

Their best customer was Whore-atio Nelson.

29/01/20 20:15:51

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

... for fear of a moonlight fleet

29/01/20 20:15:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15310Dan Nicholls

And don't forget lads, if you're dropping anchor in the wet, sou'westers on!

29/01/20 20:07:32

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4974Karyn Harrison

Paying ahead of the game

29/01/20 20:04:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9321Chris Keegan

But any shagging more than 5 a night will get credit.

29/01/20 20:03:19

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3944Crunchy Chords

"How was your hour with Billrock54, Hollee?"
"Great. Whilst he was naked and tied to the bed, I grabbed that bloody fisheye lens and smashed it to bits."

29/01/20 20:00:57

 
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