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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7932Hercules Rockefeller

"You're home early."

28/03/21 12:01:21

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Hercules. Missed the vote on your caption. Can safely say it’s one of the funniest captions, and now one of favourites. I’m still chuckling now! Xxxx 🤣😂😆 --Karen Oakenfull
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskies.

28/03/21 12:07:04

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Disbabling the search function doesn't really help.. ;-) --Guideaux .
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

Tom and Sherry

28/03/21 12:02:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

Caption.me dressing room...

"Well, I know there are many that have suffered through the pandemic and have been on furlough, but I can honestly say I'm knackered and I've never been so bloody busy. I've got Chris Beach and the gang to thank for that I suppose"

"OK MITTENS...YOU'RE ON IN FIVE MINUTES"

28/03/21 12:20:53

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Where would we be without Chris and, indeed, Mittens? --Al Overy
Nina Dutton Vote score: 58Nina Dutton

Phew! I needed that. I lost another life today.

28/03/21 12:09:31

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Vivvy En Vote score: 7432Vivvy En

"So? I've had a busy one. Woke about 11am, had a stretch, moved to the other armchair...you know, to spread the hairs around. Had another nap, strolled into kitchen, ate that dried muck you left me, washed my privates. Had 40 winks, caught a fly for you. That was exhausting. Had a scratch of the leather, then another nap. Anyway, that's my day. I'll have some salmon when you're ready and none of that tinned muck."

28/03/21 12:21:22

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

Thank goodness restrictions have been lifted at last. It’s been purrgatory having them wretched humans at home all day.

28/03/21 12:05:05

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Lol..they dig a neat little hole and leave their little poops. Cheeky. --Ellen Duncalf
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5188Lucky Elperro

"Oh come on Tom. You've been to the vets before"

28/03/21 17:50:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11448Mr Dome

Pissed in boots

28/03/21 14:00:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

"How else do you think I survived in Schrödinger's box for so long?"

28/03/21 12:18:02

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Or did he survive? --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

"Do I honestly look like I can be arsed to chase after a plastic ball? You go get it if you're that f-cking bothered. And while you're there, stick the telly on and pass me the Pringles"

28/03/21 12:28:41

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

"I'm getting notes of cat nip and tuna flakes"

28/03/21 12:08:27

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Shoulda brushed his teeth. --John Glover
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

Puss in Booze

28/03/21 12:04:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

''Tom, I've just seen a mouse in the garage.''

''Big f-cking deal!''

28/03/21 12:02:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

"This tastes like dog piss!"

(Tom's drink had been Spiked)

28/03/21 12:00:37

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He knows what dog piss tastes like? --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

''I'm going to the bar. Would you girls like another round?''

''Thanks, Tom, I was just saying to Mavis that we could do with a kitty to pay for the drinks.''

28/03/21 12:34:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

Apurritif

28/03/21 12:14:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14729Vanessa the Guesser

"Just put it on my tabby."

28/03/21 12:06:11

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2314Guideaux .

Purrnod

28/03/21 13:51:23

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23987Michael Winner

"I CAN HAZ ROMANEE-CONTI GRAND CRU?"

28/03/21 13:16:55

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5410Kenny Ireland

A tight pussy.

28/03/21 12:55:44

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

🎶 What's new boozycat?.....🎶

28/03/21 12:42:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

The Plonk Panther

28/03/21 12:00:35

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

🎵 How drunk is that moggy in the window... 🎵

28/03/21 12:00:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

The cat that got the cream sherry

28/03/21 12:00:05

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 937Charles Gilbert

"I don't always sit on window sills, but when I do... I knock something off of them."

28/03/21 19:52:46

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3448Stephen Paterson

Catatonic

28/03/21 19:47:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

"Merlot pairs well with my anus."

28/03/21 18:50:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11707Neil Mackenzie

Only one bottle of Château Angélus, Premier Grand Cru Classé Saint-Émilion '82, in your apartment. You disappoint me Mr Bond.

28/03/21 18:42:50

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 456Gavin Smithers

The Clough family cat reflects on a life in football.

28/03/21 18:29:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11707Neil Mackenzie

I usually only whine and dine.

28/03/21 18:24:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

"Mr Pencil Dick? That's an unusual name for a cat, why did you ... nevermind I see now"

28/03/21 16:37:05

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1468Dot Old

Cat o' nine ales

28/03/21 16:31:17

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 153SnapDragon D

"Bloody lockdowns.."

28/03/21 15:56:20

 
Ryan French Vote score: 19Ryan French

One glass a day keeps the flees away

28/03/21 15:13:50

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7032C CaMel

"She now lives with four 38 year old women, friends worry she'll never settle down."

28/03/21 13:46:43

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 694Barrie Bullock

Cattail hour.

28/03/21 13:19:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11448Mr Dome

He's very sophisticatted

28/03/21 13:17:28

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5410Kenny Ireland

"I would have preferred a Persian".

28/03/21 13:07:44

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

I do wish Edna would stop buying South African red,I'm so obviously a New Zealand white

28/03/21 13:01:38

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

"Well, there's not much else to do when you're on fur-lough?"

28/03/21 12:48:38

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

Alcoholick

28/03/21 12:25:04

 
Mark England Vote score: 17962Mark England

Dr Feelgood's cat?

28/03/21 12:03:51

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

I need something now you've stopped me taking catnip!

28/03/21 12:03:49

 
Molly R Vote score: 2639Molly R

"Who cares that foreign holidays are forbidden?"

28/03/21 12:01:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

"Take this back please waiter. I asked for a Chat-donnay."

28/03/21 12:00:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

''Be careful, Tom, you've had one over the eight.''

''It's not a problem when you have nine lives.''

28/03/21 12:00:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

"I love a good Mewlot."

28/03/21 12:00:15

 
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