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Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'I'm the bus in-spectre'.

31/10/18 20:17:56

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

"No am sorry I don't make the rules. Sandals and socks is now punishable by death."

31/10/18 20:17:56

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

" Does the 666 stop here ?"

31/10/18 20:02:26

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1172Crunchy Chords

“Looks like this is the end of the line.”

31/10/18 20:00:36

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Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

A natter of life and death.

31/10/18 20:06:16

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

"Why are you telling me my journey has terminated? I have another bus to catch."

31/10/18 20:00:19

 
Mark England Vote score: 14106Mark England

"Are you alright mate? You look like Keith Richards warmed up"

31/10/18 22:30:15

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 725Stu Dent

Keep Death off the roads, Keep him talking on the pavement

31/10/18 20:00:42

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

"Yes I've had one of those mornings-late for work,forgot my scythe and I've just realised my bus pass has expired."

31/10/18 20:01:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8735Neil Mackenzie

Would you like to play a game?
What kind of game?
I put this Bucket down and you kick it.

01/11/18 23:48:04

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1172Crunchy Chords

“... And that's when I finally went to the Azkaban governor and said, 'I quit this soul-sucking job.’”

31/10/18 20:01:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6720Vanessa the Guesser

"I should walk really. I need the exorcise."

31/10/18 20:00:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3422Vivvy En

"Is this the stop for Gravesend?"

31/10/18 20:04:56

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 725Stu Dent

So it was you who said waiting for a bus around here is purgatory.

31/10/18 20:04:30

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1172Crunchy Chords

“Hello, I'm from Jehovah's Witnesses…”

31/10/18 20:00:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21053Michael Winner

"The Terminus, please."

31/10/18 20:11:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

"Of course scythe matters"

31/10/18 20:06:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6720Vanessa the Guesser

"I think I can smell the number 2 coming."

31/10/18 20:02:57

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1524Karyn Harrison

In his ad he'd described himself as 'tall, dark and handsome', but in reality he was really grim.

31/10/18 20:01:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2444Dave Bryan

''How long have you been waiting for a bus?''

31/10/18 20:00:55

 
Andrea Dimmick Andrea Dimmick

InSpectre patrollum

04/11/18 19:57:15

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 105Generic RedHead

"Hi my name's Dave, what's yours?
"I'm death"
"I'M SORRY, I SAID WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!"

04/11/18 3:55:17

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8735Neil Mackenzie

No. No. No. Don’t tell me another of my captions has died a death on Caption Me.

01/11/18 23:43:57

 
G fj Vote score: 421G fj

"No, I lost my scythe in a poker match. is this the bus to Gravesend?"

01/11/18 17:37:56

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5187Greg Curtis

"No, don't need a bus; I'm just ghoul-watching."

01/11/18 0:27:09

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 296Scrappy Doo

I'd rather die than take public transit.

31/10/18 23:34:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11375Dan Nicholls

Final Destination

31/10/18 23:07:48

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

Dave was starting to feel uneasy. He couldn't spot any hidden cameras anywhere.

31/10/18 22:16:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

"I could never work the graveyard shift like you do."

31/10/18 21:03:15

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 506Carey Sutton

Sorry miss I can't communicate with you, I can't see your face

31/10/18 20:58:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3422Vivvy En

"You look like the Grim Reaper - so, who've you come for then?"

31/10/18 20:49:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21053Michael Winner

"Nah, nobody wants to play chess any more, especially now that they know they can beat me at Fortnite."

31/10/18 20:20:54

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21053Michael Winner

"Oh no, I'm in media sales these days. I don't really miss it, although I every now and then I still like to pop around and frighten the remaining cast of the Golden Girls."

31/10/18 20:18:19

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21053Michael Winner

"Mordor, please- the stop near the Tesco's before the roundabout."

31/10/18 20:15:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

Reg Varney stars in 'Gone the Buses'.

31/10/18 20:09:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2444Dave Bryan

''I want to cross over to the other side.''

31/10/18 20:08:35

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4539Chris Halliwell

Dai's son with Death.

31/10/18 20:05:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2444Dave Bryan

It could be curtains for someone.

31/10/18 20:04:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3727Chris Keegan

"So tell me, what exactly have you got against Boris Johnson?"

31/10/18 20:04:14

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

"Well the wife did say If I went out without a coat on I would catch my death."

31/10/18 20:03:59

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

"Fancy a game of chess?"

31/10/18 20:03:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1172Crunchy Chords

"Young man, there's Mort to you than meets the eye."

31/10/18 20:02:43

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1172Crunchy Chords

“Nah, man, this is Baginton, there's no 'Bag End’ here in Coventry.”

31/10/18 20:02:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1172Crunchy Chords

“I'm looking for a ‘Daniel Williams’…”
“Yep, that's me!”

31/10/18 20:01:44

 
Molly R Vote score: 509Molly R

Would you like a hand?

31/10/18 20:00:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

"Trip or Treat?"

31/10/18 20:00:08

 
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