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"Hello, is that Chris Beach? Listen, I won the January Caption competition bigly and everyone knows it! SO FIND MY MISSING VOTES!!!"
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Al Overy Vote score: 16010Al Overy

"Hello, is that Chris Beach? Listen, I won the January Caption competition bigly and everyone knows it! SO FIND MY MISSING VOTES!!!"

16/02/21 8:00:07
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"Listen, all I need you to do is find me 25 more votes, or I won't like you as much. Stop the steal." Signed, anon voter --Willie Johnson
Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 19874Vanessa the Guesser

"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Good Morning, Lockjaw Helpline, Trudy speaking, how may I help?"

16/02/21 8:16:15
 
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The Wolf Vote score: 18353The Wolf

Some people are just not cut out for working at the Samaritans

16/02/21 8:15:50
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 31139Ian Skelding

Scold caller

16/02/21 8:43:52
 
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Molly R Vote score: 4015Molly R

"Listen to me, Specsavers - if I knew where my glasses were, I wouldn't need an urgent appointment!"

16/02/21 8:09:35
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How did he see to dial? --Willie Johnson
Chris Keegan Vote score: 13858Chris Keegan

"TO EVERYONE LISTENING TO THIS RECORDING OF MY CALL 'FOR QUALITY AND TRAINING PERPOSES' GO AND WORK FOR A COMPANY WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING!!!!!"

16/02/21 9:18:22
 
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 31198Stephen Bean

"Just get the Invisible Man his ransom money before he breaks the rest of my fingers!"

16/02/21 8:00:13
 
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Hercules Rockefeller Vote score: 11540Hercules Rockefeller

"Can you hear me now?"

16/02/21 8:28:11
 
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 19874Vanessa the Guesser

When making international calls, please remember to SHOUT and speak very slowly.

16/02/21 8:05:55
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Yes because the first step to being understood is speaking even louder than before and constant repetition. If they didn't get it the first time they should totally get it the four hundredth and twenty sixth time, it comes naturally to any foreig... --Glyn Evans
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14382Neil Mackenzie

Who won the F1 World Drivers' Championship, in 1975, 1977 and 1984?
Lauda
I SAID, WHO WON THE F1...

16/02/21 20:34:24
 
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Vivvy En Vote score: 11725Vivvy En

Wake-up call

16/02/21 8:51:22
 
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stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

Get a zoom..

16/02/21 8:31:40
 
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stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

Due to covid, the BBC holds this years auditions for The Voice over the phone.

16/02/21 8:27:52
 
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The Wolf Vote score: 18353The Wolf

"Colin, we won't tell you again. Stop singing Westlife songs and just ask them whether they need the Police, an ambulance or the fire brigade"

16/02/21 8:18:01
 
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Dot Old Vote score: 2206Dot Old

"Pardon?"

"I SAID 'AT THE FIRST STROKE IT WILL BE 8 HOURS, 5 MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS' YOU IDIOT."

16/02/21 8:06:00
 
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Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 123Endeavour 2 Persevere

John's dentist was only working remotely now.

16/02/21 8:04:13
 
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