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It’s a nightmare when they fall out.
03/02/23 8:26:01
"Ok, if I send my wife a photo of the kids like this, she'll think it's so cute that she won't even notice that Daniel is missing an arm. That gives me all day to do chores to get in her good books and just hope she comes home in a good mood. She came home in shit mood last night. She was like, 'Hey Dave, will you take your chainsaw out of the living room? It's dangerous'. Thinking about it now, she was right."
03/02/23 8:27:04
Even back then Tina was a little scrubber
03/02/23 8:20:18
''Put it under your pillow and I'll leave you a pound coin for the tooth.''''Screw you, Tooth Fairy, one that size is worth at least a tenner.''
03/02/23 8:13:23
The doctor thinks my daughter needs a replacement head.
03/02/23 8:01:30
They were perfectly happy until Needle and Drill turned up.
03/02/23 10:49:58
Youth decay
03/02/23 8:00:15
"Why can't I be sponsored by Armani like the Kardashian kids, mum?"
03/02/23 8:09:52
The little one's teething.
03/02/23 8:01:41
"I'm bringing my little brother fluoride."
03/02/23 10:54:59
Dave was reprimanded when he hugged his daughter, "Don't squeeze from the middle."
03/02/23 10:45:14, edited: 03/02/23 10:58:36
"Morning neighbour. Taking the kids to the dentist?""Nah, we're going to see the mother in law. She's depressed apparently because she's just had all of her teeth removed so I thought we'd go and take her mind off it."
03/02/23 8:32:51, edited: 03/02/23 8:51:19
"Will you two get out of the way? I'm trying to get a picture of those dogs shagging."
03/02/23 8:03:48
Sweet tooth
03/02/23 8:00:40
“Behave or I’ll crown you.”
03/02/23 8:21:30, edited: 03/02/23 9:22:37
"This Baby tooth smells rotten!"
03/02/23 8:00:14
"...and, doc, they kept coming: some on foot, mostly in choppers."
03/02/23 10:52:03
My childhood friends, Polly Grip and Phil McCavity.
03/02/23 8:02:57
Tina always bristles when her parents dress her up in that daft toothbrush costume
03/02/23 8:01:00
Dressing your kids like this before telling them the Tooth Fairy doesn't exist is a whole new level of mean.
03/02/23 8:00:30
"No Halle Tosis and Ginger Vitis can't come back for a play date. They're not suitable friends for dentists' children..."
03/02/23 8:00:16
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