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 oblong cassidy£50 |
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24/02/25 12:03:07, edited: 24/02/25 12:45:28, |
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Great caption, congratulations Oblong! There's nothing square about your captions.
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 John Harrison |
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23/02/25 20:11:56 |
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Kinder Surprise?
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Mark England |
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21/02/25 12:05:37 |
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Mr Dome |
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They look beautiful until all the pedals fall off 21/01/25 8:12:59 |
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 David |
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05/01/25 8:25:57 |
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 Ian Searle |
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When you are on the plain, and the person next to you falls asleep. 02/01/25 8:26:14, edited: 02/01/25 11:42:52, |
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When you are on the plain, and the passenger necks to you falls asleep.
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Tony S |
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Masterchef refuse to address the elephant in the room. 05/12/24 12:11:23 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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11/10/24 7:01:04 |
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Vanessa the Guesser £50 |
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"What's the frequency?" 28/09/24 11:06:53 |
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Vanessa kindly made a large deposit into the 2024 Dave Awards fund! Much appreciated, Vanessa!
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John Harrison |
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14/08/24 7:07:40 |
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Karen McDonald£50 |
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27/05/24 11:35:44, edited: 19/06/24 16:41:54 |
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Karen. Congratulations on creating a caption that meats everyone's approval.
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Mr Dome |
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11/04/24 19:09:15 |
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Stephen Bean |
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02/04/24 7:03:31 |
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Karen McDonald |
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18/02/24 8:01:11 |
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James Lennox |
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"Bloody typical," muttered Dave. "I just paid £25 for mine." 20/01/24 12:10:18 |
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Stephen Bean |
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10/01/24 12:09:59, |
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Stephen Bean |
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07/01/24 8:00:12 |
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Dan Nicholls |
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No, I said create a sculpture which depicts OUR SOUL. 03/01/24 12:07:17 |
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My favourite this week! 😂
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Al Overy |
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17/12/23 21:11:05 |
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Karyn Harrison |
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09/12/23 12:02:23 |
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Stephen Bean |
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03/12/23 8:13:31 |
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Tony Edwards |
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An Englishman's home is his cattle. 30/11/23 20:11:36 |
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Tony S |
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12/11/23 12:03:00 |
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"You can't, I made sure of that!" 😁
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KT A |
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It was the day of Llamageddon. Or was it the Alpacalypse? 28/10/23 7:07:34 |
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Very intelligent caption. Not only are we getting super pun value (two for the price of one), it also solves the identification problem.
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Karen McDonald |
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"Shock therapy can really work for some people. You'd never know, but I've actually had it myself." 27/10/23 11:38:08 |
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Mr Dome |
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[] I am not a robot 26/10/23 8:57:59 |
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Paul Gledhill |
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"It was a good service." 06/10/23 7:18:31 |
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Karyn Harrison |
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07/09/23 19:02:46, edited: 07/09/23 19:05:39 |
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John Harrison |
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29/08/23 11:00:59 |
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Stephen Bean |
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20/08/23 11:01:05 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''Well, Jane, it looks like I was right. The trams do run on Sundays.'' 23/07/23 7:55:41 |
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C CaMel |
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15/07/23 7:13:59 |
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Dave Bryan |
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Local residents were becoming increasingly worried about the volume of traffic. 11/07/23 19:34:50, edited: 11/07/23 19:39:47 |
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Hercules Rockefeller |
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20/05/23 7:01:40 |
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Mr Toad |
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"Thanks doctor, but we'd have preferred not to have met our sperm donor." 25/04/23 13:57:33 |
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Chris Keegan |
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“That’s lovely Santa, but I was actually hoping for a shirt” 18/04/23 11:03:57 |
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Chris Keegan |
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ʇsɐⅎ ooʇ ɹǝuɹoɔ ʇɐɥʇ uǝʞɐʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎɐɯ noʎ ʞuᴉɥʇ I ʻǝʌɐᗡ 11/04/23 11:00:28 |
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Hercules Rockefeller |
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♪ I chomped the sheriff, but I didn't chew the deputy. ♪ 05/03/23 8:01:12 |
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Nice one!
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David Michael |
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07/02/23 20:01:13 |
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Al Overy |
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"Look what Timmy brought home from plague group!" 07/02/23 8:01:00 |
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John Harrison |
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Road sign creator collapses dead on keyboard. Final work displayed as tribute. 27/01/23 8:02:40 |
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Dave Bryan |
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20/01/23 8:00:42, edited: 20/01/23 8:00:59 |
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Al Overy |
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Traffic news: Road closures due to pride march. 14/01/23 12:00:12 |
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Julia Kinsey |
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06/01/23 8:00:23 |
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stoneface1 |
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"And can we get one of the bride on her own." 29/11/22 8:08:29 |
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Mark Cowling £50 |
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23/11/22 12:00:07 |
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Oh no, is it the end of the month already? Just like James, I don't know who Matt Hancock is but at least I can tell him from a bar of soap. Every day I get in the shower with Matt Hancock, lather him up and wash with him all over my body, especi...
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Nigel Marshall |
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Never sneeze near the pick n mix 02/11/22 20:00:55 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''The conference hall bar is now open, if anyone would like to purchase a gottle o' geer.'' 16/10/22 11:01:00 |
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Stu Dent£50 |
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25/01/21 20:03:45 |
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Kudos to you Stu, well urned.
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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25/07/20 11:02:49 |
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Icy too
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James Lennox |
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This public gathering is just asking to get Corona. 12/05/20 7:16:32 |
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Smuldo |
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It was at this moment James regretted tying Rex to a jet ski. 02/05/20 7:00:12 |
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At first I thought this was terrible. Then I imagined the jet ski setting off and realised this caption suits the picture perfectly.
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Mark England |
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27/04/20 11:12:35 |
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C CaMel |
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The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 7:04:16 |
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C CaMel |
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Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 11:03:20 |
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Troompa Loompa |
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Sonic regretted taking a shortcut through the cow field. 20/04/20 7:50:09 |
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Mark England |
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03/04/20 7:09:53 |
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Mark England |
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02/05/19 7:16:05 |
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Michael Winner |
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"...so I said, 'what ceiling fan?'..." 18/04/19 19:37:57 |
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Keep chuckling to this a lot. It’s a brilliant caption 😃
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Scrappy Doo |
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09/04/19 3:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old.
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Paul Reeve |
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He got fed up with just fetching balls. 28/02/19 12:51:44 |
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Vanessa the Guesser £50 |
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11/02/19 12:01:55 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend!
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John Llamas |
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........ just posting some pictures of my trip 10/01/19 8:41:39 |
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You must've had a lovely time. Is that a picture of your-niece, then? :^)
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Vanessa the Guesser £50 |
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20/09/18 7:05:14 |
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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments.
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Karyn Harrison |
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Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock. 31/07/18 19:48:18 |
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Pete £50 |
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It's unusual for a seagull to be scared of heights. 21/06/18 19:07:37 |
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I couldn't wait to find out who posted this caption. Absolutely brilliant, Pete. :)
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Ian Skelding |
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Great on the parcel shelf of a car. 23/05/18 13:08:30 |
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You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!!
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Troompa Loompa £50 |
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"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay." 11/02/18 21:07:10 |
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Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one.
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Michael Winner £50 |
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09/11/17 20:34:07 |
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Woo woo! Thanks for the comments and the votes everyone!
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Smuldo £50 |
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09/10/17 19:28:10 |
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Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption.
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Pussy Galore |
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"Why are you leaving the job?" 11/02/17 20:48:38 |
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Thank you for all the votes. That's my highest score to date. :)
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Mark England |
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21/10/16 11:54:20 |
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Cath Jones |
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17/10/15 19:00:07 |
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Cath Jones |
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02/08/15 20:09:56 |
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Tony Edwards |
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15/10/14 7:31:28 |
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Helen Llamas |
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20/04/14 19:24:31 |
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Michael Winner |
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A mass grave of unknown snowmen. 05/02/14 8:00:09 |
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Fitting old jokes to captions isn't what I would do personally but each to their own, there's a big difference between getting inspiration from an old joke and then adapting it and citing an old gag word for word. A nod to the original is good f...
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C CaMel |
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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Dan Dan |
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02/09/12 11:03:49 |
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Cath Jones £100 |
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07/08/12 11:27:04 |
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Gordon Bannerman |
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Hitch-hiker killed in freak accident 07/06/12 10:14:26 |
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Lyarna Manley |
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15/05/12 10:22:15 |
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Linda D |
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12/05/12 19:00:21 |
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Pablo Cabello |
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05/05/12 19:00:09 |
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Michael Winner |
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"Permission to speak, Captain Mainwaring sir..." 24/03/14 20:00:55 |
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Gordon Bannerman |
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Two Popes elected in Staffordshire 25/08/13 19:51:41 |
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I keep chuckling at this one.
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Gayna Dee |
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See A Penny..Pick It Up..All The Day You'll Have Good Luck 12/04/13 7:30:37 |
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Genius.
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John Glover |
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"So Mr Smith, are these all the hallucinogenics you have taken, and how are you feeling now?" 18/02/13 12:15:46 |
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This is cracking :-)
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Dan Dan |
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12/11/12 12:00:09 |
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Pete |
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09/11/12 8:13:13 |
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Mark England |
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18/09/12 19:10:56 |
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F Mackay |
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24/08/12 11:02:19 |
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John Glover |
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"Come on out you bastards, I'm supposed to be getting married in half an hour!" 06/07/12 10:11:12 |
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Dave Devine |
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24/06/12 10:00:11 |
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Christopher Harris |
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23/06/12 19:00:30 |
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Paul Woolley |
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08/06/12 19:00:06 |
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Pete |
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Men like him should be put behind bras. 16/05/12 10:03:56 |
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Mr. Toad |
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This disturbing image was found in the home of a known Speedophile. 02/05/12 19:00:49 |
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Naa they'r just trying to make a brief trunk call
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F Mackay |
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"I've got 10,000 twitter followers." 16/03/12 11:06:48 |
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Roley Martin |
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27/10/11 10:17:46 |
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