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Mark England Vote score: 16057Mark England

"Have you been mis-sold PPE?'

Fri 8:09:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8090Dave Bryan

''Have you you been tested?''

''Yes, they say I'm f-cking crazy.''

Fri 8:05:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22820Michael Winner

"I wouldn't be seen dead infecting that", said the coronavirus.

Fri 8:35:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22820Michael Winner

"What's 'coronavirus'?"

Fri 8:34:38

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A hoax perpetrated by Democrats to make Trump look foolish. --Scrijjy Doo
The Wolf Vote score: 6668The Wolf

"I can't believe they've sold out of black bags"

Fri 8:11:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14378Dan Nicholls

Predator: The Retirement Years.

Fri 8:57:22

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3439Stu Dent

Would you like a bag.

Fri 8:55:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6668The Wolf

And the award for the most ridiculously dressed shopper goes to...the Lady in aisle 15 wearing a pink Kappa tracksuit. Seriously what was she thinking. Bloody Chavs.

Fri 8:06:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7989Stephen Bean

The Safeway to shop.

Fri 8:00:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8976Mr Dome

She's just been sacked

Fri 9:16:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8205Chris Keegan

Apparently he's a famous wrapper

Fri 9:09:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22820Michael Winner

"F*ck-up on Aisle Four."

Fri 8:33:25

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5147C CaMel

"I wouldn't be seen alive in that."

Fri 8:08:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8090Dave Bryan

Anon gets a job as a mystery shopper.

Fri 8:03:19

 
Dot Old Vote score: 867Dot Old

"Shit, where did I put my credit card?"

Fri 8:02:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6293Glyn Evans

"Gotham, I am your reckoning"

Fri 11:48:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31000Tony Edwards

In the event of failure of her personal protective equipment it can be used as a body bag.

Fri 11:21:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5147C CaMel

"I'm totally immune now but my ex works here."

Fri 9:54:56

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21592Ian Skelding

The bin bags have been left so long now they're walking around on their own.

Fri 9:21:09

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21592Ian Skelding

In sanesburys

Fri 9:11:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6293Glyn Evans

Wrap star

Fri 9:01:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14378Dan Nicholls

Don't fart Janet.

Fri 8:56:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4120Karyn Harrison

"I think it's Whoopi Goldberg."

Fri 8:38:59

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8205Chris Keegan

Incontinence is a terrible thing.

Fri 8:37:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7989Stephen Bean

Janice was beginning to wish she hadn't had a strong cup of coffee before she went shopping.

Fri 8:11:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10907Vanessa the Guesser

🎵 Aldi shingle ladies

Fri 8:01:50

 
Stuart Whelan Stuart Whelan

I picked a great time to need the toilet...damn

Mon 13:16:21

 
Dev B Vote score: 548Dev B

Starship tropper discounted version

Sat 14:55:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20131John Glover

"Yeh I got all of the shopping without too much trouble, except some arsehole accusing me of being ignorant and adding to the world's plastic mountain."

Fri 12:14:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10227Neil Mackenzie

When you should of been in a previous caption me photo but you missed the bin men.

Fri 11:34:24

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10227Neil Mackenzie

When you’re on FaceTime and the other person is just seeing the super market ceiling.

Fri 11:32:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5280Vivvy En

"...Yeah, it's great. I'm out in my jimjams and I haven't even brushed my teeth or combed my hair."

Fri 10:08:11

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 722Mark Wilson

Should have used bags .... for life.

Fri 9:34:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 722Mark Wilson

" I can't hear what your saying Dave, must be a rubbish line"

Fri 9:30:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21592Ian Skelding

Kwik safe

Fri 9:26:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21592Ian Skelding

"Could you hand in the handcuffs, chains and any other torture equipment before you go in Sir."

Fri 9:18:13

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5368Paul Reeve

Dave’s old bag came in handy, she could comfortably push a trolley load of booze around the supermarket.

Fri 9:05:00

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3439Stu Dent

Just getting some essentials for my virtual punk concert tonight.

Fri 8:54:05

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1062Rachel P

"Where we're going, we don't need roads"

Fri 8:39:09

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1062Rachel P

Space Man

Fri 8:37:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8090Dave Bryan

Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)

Fri 8:34:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10907Vanessa the Guesser

Ebola Gaye

Fri 8:05:30

 
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