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Mark England Vote score: 17334Mark England

"Have you been mis-sold PPE?'

03/04/20 8:09:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11204Dave Bryan

''Have you you been tested?''

''Yes, they say I'm f-cking crazy.''

03/04/20 8:05:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23470Michael Winner

"I wouldn't be seen dead infecting that", said the coronavirus.

03/04/20 8:35:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23470Michael Winner

"What's 'coronavirus'?"

03/04/20 8:34:38

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The Wolf Vote score: 7897The Wolf

"I can't believe they've sold out of black bags"

03/04/20 8:11:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15282Dan Nicholls

Predator: The Retirement Years.

03/04/20 8:57:22

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4439Stu Dent

Would you like a bag.

03/04/20 8:55:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7897The Wolf

And the award for the most ridiculously dressed shopper goes to...the Lady in aisle 15 wearing a pink Kappa tracksuit. Seriously what was she thinking. Bloody Chavs.

03/04/20 8:06:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11673Stephen Bean

The Safeway to shop.

03/04/20 8:00:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10122Mr Dome

She's just been sacked

03/04/20 9:16:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9259Chris Keegan

Apparently he's a famous wrapper

03/04/20 9:09:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23470Michael Winner

"F*ck-up on Aisle Four."

03/04/20 8:33:25

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5899C CaMel

"I wouldn't be seen alive in that."

03/04/20 8:08:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11204Dave Bryan

Anon gets a job as a mystery shopper.

03/04/20 8:03:19

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1135Dot Old

"Shit, where did I put my credit card?"

03/04/20 8:02:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6863Glyn Evans

"Gotham, I am your reckoning"

03/04/20 11:48:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32468Tony Edwards

In the event of failure of her personal protective equipment it can be used as a body bag.

03/04/20 11:21:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5899C CaMel

"I'm totally immune now but my ex works here."

03/04/20 9:54:56

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22883Ian Skelding

The bin bags have been left so long now they're walking around on their own.

03/04/20 9:21:09

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22883Ian Skelding

In sanesburys

03/04/20 9:11:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6863Glyn Evans

Wrap star

03/04/20 9:01:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15282Dan Nicholls

Don't fart Janet.

03/04/20 8:56:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4937Karyn Harrison

"I think it's Whoopi Goldberg."

03/04/20 8:38:59

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9259Chris Keegan

Incontinence is a terrible thing.

03/04/20 8:37:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11673Stephen Bean

Janice was beginning to wish she hadn't had a strong cup of coffee before she went shopping.

03/04/20 8:11:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13017Vanessa the Guesser

🎵 Aldi shingle ladies

03/04/20 8:01:50

 
Stuart Whelan Stuart Whelan

I picked a great time to need the toilet...damn

06/04/20 13:16:21

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Starship tropper discounted version

04/04/20 14:55:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20835John Glover

"Yeh I got all of the shopping without too much trouble, except some arsehole accusing me of being ignorant and adding to the world's plastic mountain."

03/04/20 12:14:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10977Neil Mackenzie

When you should of been in a previous caption me photo but you missed the bin men.

03/04/20 11:34:24

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10977Neil Mackenzie

When you’re on FaceTime and the other person is just seeing the super market ceiling.

03/04/20 11:32:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6389Vivvy En

"...Yeah, it's great. I'm out in my jimjams and I haven't even brushed my teeth or combed my hair."

03/04/20 10:08:11

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

Should have used bags .... for life.

03/04/20 9:34:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

" I can't hear what your saying Dave, must be a rubbish line"

03/04/20 9:30:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22883Ian Skelding

Kwik safe

03/04/20 9:26:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22883Ian Skelding

"Could you hand in the handcuffs, chains and any other torture equipment before you go in Sir."

03/04/20 9:18:13

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5763Paul Reeve

Dave’s old bag came in handy, she could comfortably push a trolley load of booze around the supermarket.

03/04/20 9:05:00

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4439Stu Dent

Just getting some essentials for my virtual punk concert tonight.

03/04/20 8:54:05

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2290Rachel P

"Where we're going, we don't need roads"

03/04/20 8:39:09

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2290Rachel P

Space Man

03/04/20 8:37:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11204Dave Bryan

Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)

03/04/20 8:34:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13017Vanessa the Guesser

Ebola Gaye

03/04/20 8:05:30

 
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