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"Have you been mis-sold PPE?'
03/04/20 8:09:53
''Have you you been tested?''''Yes, they say I'm f-cking crazy.''
03/04/20 8:05:13
"I wouldn't be seen dead infecting that", said the coronavirus.
03/04/20 8:35:48
"What's 'coronavirus'?"
03/04/20 8:34:38
"I can't believe they've sold out of black bags"
03/04/20 8:11:54
Predator: The Retirement Years.
03/04/20 8:57:22
Would you like a bag.
03/04/20 8:55:23
And the award for the most ridiculously dressed shopper goes to...the Lady in aisle 15 wearing a pink Kappa tracksuit. Seriously what was she thinking. Bloody Chavs.
03/04/20 8:06:58
The Safeway to shop.
03/04/20 8:00:06
She's just been sacked
03/04/20 9:16:50
Apparently he's a famous wrapper
03/04/20 9:09:20
"F*ck-up on Aisle Four."
03/04/20 8:33:25
"I wouldn't be seen alive in that."
03/04/20 8:08:51
Anon gets a job as a mystery shopper.
03/04/20 8:03:19
"Shit, where did I put my credit card?"
03/04/20 8:02:37
"Gotham, I am your reckoning"
03/04/20 11:48:21
In the event of failure of her personal protective equipment it can be used as a body bag.
03/04/20 11:21:35
"I'm totally immune now but my ex works here."
03/04/20 9:54:56
The bin bags have been left so long now they're walking around on their own.
03/04/20 9:21:09
In sanesburys
03/04/20 9:11:28
Wrap star
03/04/20 9:01:20
Don't fart Janet.
03/04/20 8:56:16
"I think it's Whoopi Goldberg."
03/04/20 8:38:59
Incontinence is a terrible thing.
03/04/20 8:37:37
Janice was beginning to wish she hadn't had a strong cup of coffee before she went shopping.
03/04/20 8:11:39
🎵 Aldi shingle ladies
03/04/20 8:01:50
I picked a great time to need the toilet...damn
06/04/20 13:16:21
Starship tropper discounted version
04/04/20 14:55:06
"Yeh I got all of the shopping without too much trouble, except some arsehole accusing me of being ignorant and adding to the world's plastic mountain."
03/04/20 12:14:25
When you should of been in a previous caption me photo but you missed the bin men.
03/04/20 11:34:24
When you're on FaceTime and the other person is just seeing the super market ceiling.
03/04/20 11:32:53
"...Yeah, it's great. I'm out in my jimjams and I haven't even brushed my teeth or combed my hair."
03/04/20 10:08:11
Should have used bags .... for life.
03/04/20 9:34:42
" I can't hear what your saying Dave, must be a rubbish line"
03/04/20 9:30:48
Kwik safe
03/04/20 9:26:32
"Could you hand in the handcuffs, chains and any other torture equipment before you go in Sir."
03/04/20 9:18:13
Dave's old bag came in handy, she could comfortably push a trolley load of booze around the supermarket.
03/04/20 9:05:00
Just getting some essentials for my virtual punk concert tonight.
03/04/20 8:54:05
"Where we're going, we don't need roads"
03/04/20 8:39:09
Space Man
03/04/20 8:37:56
Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)
03/04/20 8:34:31
Ebola Gaye
03/04/20 8:05:30
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