Radio waves

24/06/12 10:00:11

Britain was heading for meltdown

03/07/12 10:12:55

Miss Marple finds the runaway teacher and pupil

29/09/12 7:47:59

Funnel vision

01/09/12 7:24:33

Sign of the Thames

04/08/12 10:00:32

Mercedes Bends

08/02/13 20:01:49

Don't worry sir, we'll soon have you in stitches

12/09/12 19:05:50

Marley Davidson

29/08/12 11:08:52

I said vasoline

04/07/12 10:08:13

New York Pizza Department

30/11/12 8:08:54

The Righteous buddhas

07/10/12 19:00:11

Spruce Springsteen

27/09/12 19:00:08

Bus slain

21/03/13 20:32:11

Cleesethorpes

13/09/12 11:00:49

Enter Barcode

31/07/12 10:02:03

lol

No doubt about it, it was an ugly baby

18/03/13 20:08:23

Officer Dribble

21/07/12 10:12:51

He could have made a bolt for the door

02/06/12 19:22:05

Red tights district

11/11/12 8:38:14

Sorry lads you are not allowed in dressed like that, we have a strict bar code in here

24/07/12 10:00:13

I'm not allowed to run I'm contracted to Walkers

23/07/12 10:00:21

French fast food.

20/08/13 8:48:40

If you've had an accident or been ninjad and it wasn't your fault call 078956644

29/01/13 9:02:45

Sleeping Booty

27/10/12 11:10:46

Gary runs off with old flame

23/07/12 10:01:26

excess baggage

20/07/12 10:00:45

Drunken pilot admits he blew plane up

10/07/12 10:00:17

Sex peddlar

09/07/12 10:02:54

Who switched the ceiling fan on

10/06/12 10:00:14

The first model of the Olympic torch was a bit heavy.

30/05/13 11:03:57

George Michael has now entered the toilets

08/09/12 7:26:31

Cold tits

06/08/12 10:01:34

Just been window shopping

09/06/12 10:41:39

We didn't like her at first but she grew on us

14/05/12 10:54:53

The Welsh boys choir were unusually flat this morning

26/07/13 8:21:28

Amunition dump

15/12/12 9:16:32

Warning may contain hands

11/12/12 12:40:44

The life of Brighton

13/09/12 11:18:20

creative

I thought walls had ears

27/11/13 12:13:40

Bengal call centre

15/11/12 20:00:12

Go on then clever Dick, you told him you would have it towed away

09/10/12 11:01:17

Black and Blue

28/09/12 11:00:12

It's Madonnas private jet, quick go and fetch the kids we'll get a good price.

06/09/12 7:59:34

Jim and tonic

24/08/12 19:00:24

Olympic marathon runner found in Epping forest after 10 days

10/08/12 12:18:00

Dave should never have attempted the repairs when he was half cut

10/06/12 10:02:28

Loitering within tent

18/05/12 19:00:22

Even in the insect world they have inflatable dolls.

05/11/13 10:05:40

I'm awfully sorry but there seems to have been a mix up with the Domestos and the mouth rinse

10/09/13 8:12:35

Dobbin crashed through the wall but last reports said he was in a stable condition.

11/01/13 12:07:44

Penis De Milo's

29/12/12 8:53:03

Biting the hand that feeds you

19/11/12 12:01:55

Now for my next trick, I will make it disappear

18/09/12 7:06:32

Overexposure

21/08/12 7:00:27

Heads will roll

07/07/12 10:00:20

Slow humps ahead

05/07/12 10:00:15

Carton eyed Joe

03/07/12 19:11:23

Risque business

27/05/12 10:00:13

Well she doesn't look dead to me.

Well I can assure you she is my late ex girl

03/09/13 16:54:20

Buzzzzz Bunny

07/03/13 8:31:34

Warning may contain flash photography

25/01/13 20:01:43

Lola wasn't keen on letting her blind date get past first base.

10/01/13 20:22:35

I heard you were looking for a crack dealer

16/12/12 13:26:37

John always talked with his hands

19/11/12 12:07:57

Dr shipman, when did you say i can i take this off

31/10/12 12:10:47

The new roadside hedge trimmer was a cut above the rest.

16/09/12 7:10:56

George had misunderstood Kate when she said give the clothes a quick spin.

27/08/12 19:07:02

After a vote on what attracted women to the opposite sex the results were as expected

13/08/12 10:06:37

I just wasn't cut out to be a model

16/07/12 10:04:50

Crash diet

18/06/12 10:00:11

In space your breast implants can be problematic

10/10/13 15:25:52

Jack loved his job at the local morgue, he always had somewhere to keep his sandwiches cool.

12/09/13 19:06:31

French meals on wheels

20/08/13 8:47:52

The full body condom has it's drawbacks as a trapped fart shows

13/04/13 11:36:36

Buggery

15/01/13 22:01:36

wonky tonk piano

18/12/12 12:00:48

Police were on full alert to capture the iceman before he melts into the background

20/11/12 12:00:12

Two square meals

13/11/12 12:04:16

The goer with the mower

11/10/12 7:06:49

Curiously Mars looked just like our back garden

10/10/12 19:00:50

Jenny was looking old, but she had been round the block a few times.

08/10/12 7:59:27

On line footwear

07/10/12 11:17:28

trailer of destruction

06/10/12 19:01:04

This bus uses hand signals

01/10/12 19:19:24

Circles in the sand.

30/09/12 19:08:39

Shopping Trawly

25/09/12 11:01:48

Steve suffered terrible constipation but found his laptop easier than working it out with a pencil

09/09/12 11:08:53

Sleazy Rider

07/09/12 7:22:37

Pilot's phoned in sick so it looks like you'll have to fly it.

OK, but what gear should I be in on take off?

Oh, what you're wearing now should be fine.

06/09/12 7:55:01

Food for thought.

31/08/12 11:07:06

Bed and Wreckfast

25/08/12 7:42:33

When you work with illuminous paint you have to be careful what you touch.

21/08/12 7:01:48

Cross fire

12/08/12 19:00:14

Goldy looking chain mail

08/08/12 18:57:04

A woman fitting Heather Mills description saw leaving the area

22/07/12 19:05:14

Priscilla hadn't aged well

18/07/12 10:04:51

Mr Wilson said if that cat crapped in his garden one more time he would post it through the owners letterbox

19/06/12 10:04:25

Skids for 18m

25/05/12 19:08:10

Lewis Hamilton finishes furred

21/05/12 19:00:37

Open 24/7 cum what may

21/05/12 10:12:14