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Radio waves
24/06/12 10:00:11
Britain was heading for meltdown
03/07/12 10:12:55
Miss Marple finds the runaway teacher and pupil
29/09/12 7:47:59
Funnel vision
01/09/12 7:24:33
Sign of the Thames
04/08/12 10:00:32
Mercedes Bends
08/02/13 20:01:49
Don't worry sir, we'll soon have you in stitches
12/09/12 19:05:50
Marley Davidson
29/08/12 11:08:52
I said vasoline
04/07/12 10:08:13
New York Pizza Department
30/11/12 8:08:54
The Righteous buddhas
07/10/12 19:00:11
Spruce Springsteen
27/09/12 19:00:08
Bus slain
21/03/13 20:32:11
Cleesethorpes
13/09/12 11:00:49
Enter Barcode
31/07/12 10:02:03
No doubt about it, it was an ugly baby
18/03/13 20:08:23
Officer Dribble
21/07/12 10:12:51
He could have made a bolt for the door
02/06/12 19:22:05
Red tights district
11/11/12 8:38:14
Sorry lads you are not allowed in dressed like that, we have a strict bar code in here
24/07/12 10:00:13
I'm not allowed to run I'm contracted to Walkers
23/07/12 10:00:21
French fast food.
20/08/13 8:48:40
If you've had an accident or been ninjad and it wasn't your fault call 078956644
29/01/13 9:02:45
Sleeping Booty
27/10/12 11:10:46
Gary runs off with old flame
23/07/12 10:01:26
excess baggage
20/07/12 10:00:45
Drunken pilot admits he blew plane up
10/07/12 10:00:17
Sex peddlar
09/07/12 10:02:54
Who switched the ceiling fan on
10/06/12 10:00:14
The first model of the Olympic torch was a bit heavy.
30/05/13 11:03:57
George Michael has now entered the toilets
08/09/12 7:26:31
Cold tits
06/08/12 10:01:34
Just been window shopping
09/06/12 10:41:39
We didn't like her at first but she grew on us
14/05/12 10:54:53
The Welsh boys choir were unusually flat this morning
26/07/13 8:21:28
Amunition dump
15/12/12 9:16:32
Warning may contain hands
11/12/12 12:40:44
The life of Brighton
13/09/12 11:18:20
I thought walls had ears
27/11/13 12:13:40
Bengal call centre
15/11/12 20:00:12
Go on then clever Dick, you told him you would have it towed away
09/10/12 11:01:17
Black and Blue
28/09/12 11:00:12
It's Madonnas private jet, quick go and fetch the kids we'll get a good price.
06/09/12 7:59:34
Jim and tonic
24/08/12 19:00:24
Olympic marathon runner found in Epping forest after 10 days
10/08/12 12:18:00
Dave should never have attempted the repairs when he was half cut
10/06/12 10:02:28
Loitering within tent
18/05/12 19:00:22
Even in the insect world they have inflatable dolls.
05/11/13 10:05:40
I'm awfully sorry but there seems to have been a mix up with the Domestos and the mouth rinse
10/09/13 8:12:35
Dobbin crashed through the wall but last reports said he was in a stable condition.
11/01/13 12:07:44
Penis De Milo's
29/12/12 8:53:03
Biting the hand that feeds you
19/11/12 12:01:55
Now for my next trick, I will make it disappear
18/09/12 7:06:32
Overexposure
21/08/12 7:00:27
Heads will roll
07/07/12 10:00:20
Slow humps ahead
05/07/12 10:00:15
Carton eyed Joe
03/07/12 19:11:23
Risque business
27/05/12 10:00:13
Well she doesn't look dead to me.Well I can assure you she is my late ex girl
03/09/13 16:54:20
Buzzzzz Bunny
07/03/13 8:31:34
Warning may contain flash photography
25/01/13 20:01:43
Lola wasn't keen on letting her blind date get past first base.
10/01/13 20:22:35
I heard you were looking for a crack dealer
16/12/12 13:26:37
John always talked with his hands
19/11/12 12:07:57
Dr shipman, when did you say i can i take this off
31/10/12 12:10:47
The new roadside hedge trimmer was a cut above the rest.
16/09/12 7:10:56
George had misunderstood Kate when she said give the clothes a quick spin.
27/08/12 19:07:02
After a vote on what attracted women to the opposite sex the results were as expected
13/08/12 10:06:37
I just wasn't cut out to be a model
16/07/12 10:04:50
Crash diet
18/06/12 10:00:11
In space your breast implants can be problematic
10/10/13 15:25:52
Jack loved his job at the local morgue, he always had somewhere to keep his sandwiches cool.
12/09/13 19:06:31
French meals on wheels
20/08/13 8:47:52
The full body condom has it's drawbacks as a trapped fart shows
13/04/13 11:36:36
Buggery
15/01/13 22:01:36
wonky tonk piano
18/12/12 12:00:48
Police were on full alert to capture the iceman before he melts into the background
20/11/12 12:00:12
Two square meals
13/11/12 12:04:16
The goer with the mower
11/10/12 7:06:49
Curiously Mars looked just like our back garden
10/10/12 19:00:50
Jenny was looking old, but she had been round the block a few times.
08/10/12 7:59:27
On line footwear
07/10/12 11:17:28
trailer of destruction
06/10/12 19:01:04
This bus uses hand signals
01/10/12 19:19:24
Circles in the sand.
30/09/12 19:08:39
Shopping Trawly
25/09/12 11:01:48
Steve suffered terrible constipation but found his laptop easier than working it out with a pencil
09/09/12 11:08:53
Sleazy Rider
07/09/12 7:22:37
Pilot's phoned in sick so it looks like you'll have to fly it.OK, but what gear should I be in on take off?Oh, what you're wearing now should be fine.
06/09/12 7:55:01
Food for thought.
31/08/12 11:07:06
Bed and Wreckfast
25/08/12 7:42:33
When you work with illuminous paint you have to be careful what you touch.
21/08/12 7:01:48
Cross fire
12/08/12 19:00:14
Goldy looking chain mail
08/08/12 18:57:04
A woman fitting Heather Mills description saw leaving the area
22/07/12 19:05:14
Priscilla hadn't aged well
18/07/12 10:04:51
Mr Wilson said if that cat crapped in his garden one more time he would post it through the owners letterbox
19/06/12 10:04:25
Skids for 18m
25/05/12 19:08:10
Lewis Hamilton finishes furred
21/05/12 19:00:37
Open 24/7 cum what may
21/05/12 10:12:14
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Beat me to it.
comment on caption: Spruce Springsteen [David Devine]
Whisky no Gogo?
comment on caption: Whisky no Gogo [David Devine]
Thank you Michael, it's much better now.
As in the Reid brothers F, F, Jesus F ?
comment on caption: Jesus and Mary chain smoke [David Devine]
Staffed with Bencall Tigers.
comment on caption: Bengal call centre [David Devine]
Who said it was accidental?
comment on caption: This is what happens when you accidentally sit on the Dyson [David Devine]
Stop doing it then and concentrate on writing a caption.
comment on caption: Looking in the mirror while cracking one off isn't a pleasant sight [David Devine]
Brilliant x
comment on caption: If you've had an accident or been ninjad and it wasn't your fault call 078956644 [David Devine]
On the plus side the kitchen is lovely and minty fresh.
comment on caption: I'm awfully sorry but there seems to have been a mix up with the Domestos and the mouth rinse [David Devine]
Cruel... Hilarious, but cruel :)
comment on caption: Calling occupants of interplanetary craft [David Devine]
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Beat me to it.
7:02pm
comment on caption:
Spruce Springsteen [David Devine]
Whisky no Gogo?
8:22pm
comment on caption:
Whisky no Gogo [David Devine]
Thank you Michael, it's much better now.
9:05pm
comment on caption:
Whisky no Gogo [David Devine]
As in the Reid brothers F, F, Jesus F ?
6:52pm
comment on caption:
Jesus and Mary chain smoke [David Devine]
Staffed with Bencall Tigers.
8:12pm
comment on caption:
Bengal call centre [David Devine]
Who said it was accidental?
10:05pm
comment on caption:
This is what happens when you accidentally sit on the Dyson [David Devine]
Stop doing it then and concentrate on writing a caption.
12:04am
comment on caption:
Looking in the mirror while cracking one off isn't a pleasant sight [David Devine]
Brilliant x
1:59pm
comment on caption:
If you've had an accident or been ninjad and it wasn't your fault call 078956644 [David Devine]
On the plus side the kitchen is lovely and minty fresh.
5:41pm
comment on caption:
I'm awfully sorry but there seems to have been a mix up with the Domestos and the mouth rinse [David Devine]
Cruel... Hilarious, but cruel :)
3:12pm
comment on caption:
Calling occupants of interplanetary craft [David Devine]