lol x2

"Why are you leaving the job?"
"The doctor says I've got parking zones disease."

11/02/17 20:48:38

"Has everyone round here got Tourette's?
"No, we really are tw*ts."

11/02/17 20:46:37

"How are you today?"
"Tickety-boo."

11/02/17 21:00:15

"Help me push it a few feet forward."

11/02/17 20:06:29

Parking meeters

11/02/17 20:22:09

The Clampits

11/02/17 20:07:36

Oh go on, do us a favour.
Why can't you sign the ticket?
It's me Mothers car.

11/02/17 20:25:25

"I said to him why is it that you hate us all so much and replied it's because your all c#nts."

11/02/17 20:48:43

"My wife has jaundice at the moment. She's yellow all over, quite attractive actually."

11/02/17 20:45:25

We're launching a new calendar; Parking Baes. This is January.

11/02/17 20:34:35

"I saw it first, you write that ticket and I swear to god I'll kick your ass."

11/02/17 20:32:26

"...and my favourite song is 'warden it be nice' by the Beach Boys."

11/02/17 20:32:19

"Oh... my ....god .......... It's you, I just love your profile on uniformdating.com ."

11/02/17 20:30:59

"So I said to the lady as I wrote out the ticket, "˜hey, you haven't moved in thirty minutes, and a wheelchair is a four-wheeled vehicle.'"

11/02/17 20:08:28

C-nt stubble.

12/02/17 9:55:26

Kerb crawlers compare STD experiences.

(Swift Thump Deliveries)

12/02/17 6:31:40

"But it says 'FINE for parking.' "

12/02/17 3:38:39

Let's get out more...come on we'll shake on it...

12/02/17 1:52:38

But we all exaggerated the length of our legs when we ordered the uniform!

12/02/17 1:41:12

"You still can't park your car there !"

11/02/17 23:15:54

"Apparently we are among the most hated people in the country."
"F*ck off!"

11/02/17 22:30:45

I realise you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, however, it's your own car!

11/02/17 21:56:44

I can't be arsed to think of a caption tonight as I've had too many proseccos, but the little shiton the right looks like Hans Geering from 'Allo 'Allo. good night all see you next week

11/02/17 21:45:07

Ticket, ticket. Junglist massive.

11/02/17 20:34:59

A pair of pricks.

11/02/17 20:28:02

"OK, that's settled, then. You move the car, I'll paint the yellow lines underneath it and then you move it back."

11/02/17 20:06:07

Haute Vulture.

11/02/17 22:04:00

"Well I think you've got this job down to a fine art, Stan."

11/02/17 21:49:48

"It was either this job or become a florist."

11/02/17 21:30:03

.."so I said 'I don't care if you are Jeremy f*cking Clarkson. Here's your f*cking ticket'..."

11/02/17 21:00:19

Paper Rock Scissors game,I win I get to drive the car and you can ride the bike back to the depot

11/02/17 20:53:10

"That reminds me, I meant to buy some nipple clamps"

11/02/17 20:50:11

"Would you like to do a round of Golf?"

11/02/17 20:11:41

"But dad I thought you wanted me grow up like you, a week, slimey, power mad git."

11/02/17 20:11:11

"That was my car you ticketed last week, you bastard."

11/02/17 20:07:25

Rock...Paper...Jizzers

11/02/17 20:05:12

Little Hitlers

11/02/17 20:04:30