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"Why are you leaving the job?""The doctor says I've got parking zones disease."
11/02/17 20:48:38
"Has everyone round here got Tourette's?"No, we really are tw*ts."
11/02/17 20:46:37
"How are you today?""Tickety-boo."
11/02/17 21:00:15
"Help me push it a few feet forward."
11/02/17 20:06:29
Parking meeters
11/02/17 20:22:09
The Clampits
11/02/17 20:07:36
Oh go on, do us a favour.Why can't you sign the ticket?It's me Mothers car.
11/02/17 20:25:25
"I said to him why is it that you hate us all so much and replied it's because your all c#nts."
11/02/17 20:48:43
"My wife has jaundice at the moment. She's yellow all over, quite attractive actually."
11/02/17 20:45:25
We're launching a new calendar; Parking Baes. This is January.
11/02/17 20:34:35
"I saw it first, you write that ticket and I swear to god I'll kick your ass."
11/02/17 20:32:26
"...and my favourite song is 'warden it be nice' by the Beach Boys."
11/02/17 20:32:19
"Oh... my ....god .......... It's you, I just love your profile on uniformdating.com ."
11/02/17 20:30:59
“So I said to the lady as I wrote out the ticket, ‘hey, you haven’t moved in thirty minutes, and a wheelchair is a four-wheeled vehicle.’”
11/02/17 20:08:28
C-nt stubble.
12/02/17 9:55:26
Kerb crawlers compare STD experiences.(Swift Thump Deliveries)
12/02/17 6:31:40
"But it says 'FINE for parking.' "
12/02/17 3:38:39
Let's get out more...come on we'll shake on it...
12/02/17 1:52:38
But we all exaggerated the length of our legs when we ordered the uniform!
12/02/17 1:41:12
"You still can't park your car there !"
11/02/17 23:15:54
"Apparently we are among the most hated people in the country.""F*ck off!"
11/02/17 22:30:45
I realise you’re trying to impress your new employers on your first day, however, it’s your own car!
11/02/17 21:56:44
I can't be arsed to think of a caption tonight as I've had too many proseccos, but the little shiton the right looks like Hans Geering from 'Allo 'Allo. good night all see you next week
11/02/17 21:45:07
Ticket, ticket. Junglist massive.
11/02/17 20:34:59
A pair of pricks.
11/02/17 20:28:02
"OK, that's settled, then. You move the car, I'll paint the yellow lines underneath it and then you move it back."
11/02/17 20:06:07
Haute Vulture.
11/02/17 22:04:00
"Well I think you've got this job down to a fine art, Stan."
11/02/17 21:49:48
"It was either this job or become a florist."
11/02/17 21:30:03
.."so I said 'I don't care if you are Jeremy f*cking Clarkson. Here's your f*cking ticket'..."
11/02/17 21:00:19
Paper Rock Scissors game,I win I get to drive the car and you can ride the bike back to the depot
11/02/17 20:53:10
"That reminds me, I meant to buy some nipple clamps"
11/02/17 20:50:11
"Would you like to do a round of Golf?"
11/02/17 20:11:41
"But dad I thought you wanted me grow up like you, a week, slimey, power mad git."
11/02/17 20:11:11
"That was my car you ticketed last week, you bastard."
11/02/17 20:07:25
Rock...Paper...Jizzers
11/02/17 20:05:12
Little Hitlers
11/02/17 20:04:30