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lol x2 clever 29/05/23 8:20:55		26 41
Thanks everyone! thank you very much for voting, I am so chuffed, I literally never win anything ever. Thank you to Mr Beach for this horrendously addictive marvellous website, and finally thank you to my cat Midnight who is always wanting to go o... --Karen McDonald
	clever 🎵 Surfin' USB 🎵 04/09/23 12:06:28	2 27
Bravo! 😆 --Julia Kinsey
	clever x2 Statue of Liberties. 18/02/24 8:01:11	1 25

	lol x2 "Shock therapy can really work for some people. You'd never know, but I've actually had it myself." 27/10/23 12:38:08	25

	creative To prevent further flooding of the Thames, plans go ahead for a huge dyke to be constructed. 01/11/23 8:11:13	24

	clever This broad's got legs that stop traffic! 14/04/24 12:03:56	23

	He's always on the lookout for a Crinkly Bottom. 29/01/24 12:02:52	21

	lol "Hi Aled? yeah, can't make it today, car won't start." 26/01/24 8:09:04	1 21
This just keeps getting funnier, have a supervote --Vivvy En
	clever Down tools. 13/01/24 12:00:58	21

	lol x3 "Hello Unicorn, God here. Could you pop back through, I haven't quite finished." 28/10/23 8:25:57	21

	"The brakes! use the brakes!" "I can't, my toenails aren't dry yet." 12/10/23 8:55:54	21

	lol New wool shop opens in Mablethorpe. Sat 8:14:49	20

	"He had a lovely send off." 14/02/24 12:08:11	20

	"You just couldn't wait to try that new hedge trimmer, could you?" 01/12/23 13:29:22	20

	clever "Haven't I seen your face somewhere before? ah yes, in the hallway, in the dining room, in the study....." 16/11/23 8:30:23	20

	Girls beehiving badly. 14/10/23 8:21:10	20

	clever Bread Astair. 15/09/23 8:33:44	20

	This is what happens when you meet people on Grindr. 31/08/23 20:42:29	1 20
Or, for that matter, meat people. --James Lennox
	lol x3 This Morning audience watch in silence as Holly tries to seperate itself from giant fruitcake. 13/06/23 12:18:20	1 20

	🎵 We shall not, we shall not be screwed 🎵 13/01/24 12:09:33	19

	creative " Been satyr long?" 08/09/23 8:01:04	19

	lol creative Behind the scenes on 'Jason and The Argonauts" 10/03/24 8:05:06	2 18
Hi John. There's an iconic fight scene in the 1963 film 'Jason and the Argonauts' featuring seven skeleton warriors that come out of the ground. Worth a watch on YouTube! Hope this helps. Dot. --Dot Old
	🎵 Nights in au gratin 🎵 15/02/24 12:28:06	18

	"And what seems to trigger this irrational fear of spiders?" 27/10/23 12:01:07	1 18

	The Man in the Iron- rich Mask. 11/07/23 9:03:45	18

	I always get emulsional when someone gives me flowers. 16/04/24 12:27:55	17

	Amazingly, the reel of film found in the bear's excrement was able to be developed. 21/02/24 8:08:16, edited: 21/02/24 8:41:44, suggested edits	17

	lol After a long tiring day, Mrs House liked to relax with a nice soothing avocado facia mask. 02/02/24 8:55:55	17

	Dolly Bird. 12/01/24 8:16:16	17

	He was quickly faggotten. 06/07/23 8:39:51	17

	"As we now commit Paul's body to the gravy..." 06/07/23 8:33:14	17

	Throne of Game. 07/04/24 12:06:13	16

	clever It's got great reviews on Trip Advisor. 21/02/24 12:18:47	16

	Jack Rustle. 28/11/23 12:03:50	16

	The Nudey Blues. 08/08/23 8:12:35	1 16

	Postman Pat was already regretting it. 26/06/23 21:45:52, edited: 26/06/23 22:25:03	16

	The Hokey Cokey's changed since I were a girl. 26/06/23 13:53:54	16

	creative x2 "Hi Nana! can you see us? thanks for the jumpers, we really like them. Yes we wear them all the time, don't we Tony?" "Yes." "Nono not too small at all, are they Tony?" "No." 27/05/23 8:37:03	16

	Wash & Go. 17/04/24 8:01:20	15

	Wish I'd bought roll up blinds now. 23/08/23 9:02:29	15

	He's always sticking his neck out for those kids. 27/07/23 20:13:57	15

	Harey chest. 09/07/23 8:03:52	15

	Still Mything. 15/04/24 20:01:35	14

	"Of course, when he's old enough to understand we will tell him he's adopted." 01/02/24 12:27:47	14

	"Aww, look at her, guarding her litter." 27/01/24 20:00:41	1 14

	lol "Are you sure your second name's da Vinci?" 24/01/24 12:01:29	14

	As played by The Pretenders. 20/01/24 12:37:10	1 14
They're the Talk of the Town. --Karyn Harrison
	Spunk Rockers. 20/10/23 20:04:55	14

	Due to a recent spate of art thefts, the gallery has decided to install a couple of bouncers. 12/08/23 12:43:10	14

	"Stop playing tricks on your Nan. You know that's not a metal detector." 13/07/23 8:45:36	14

	Dave's wife made him sleep in the bath because his snorkling kept her awake all night. 23/06/23 12:05:03	14

	"They think it's all over - it is." 14/02/24 12:05:58	13

	lol "He must be rolling in it." 03/12/23 9:07:16	13

	Stench warfare. 21/10/23 21:22:03	1 13

	clever x2 Pasty Duchy on the left hand side. 20/10/23 6:38:11	13

	Finding Neighmo. 18/10/23 12:04:01	13

	Ommm Lovin' it. 22/09/23 20:00:42	13

	Now closed due to non-collection. 19/09/23 12:03:37	13

	"Don't worry lads, it's fine, but if you hear that woodpecker again- run." 04/08/23 8:14:07	13

	The United Colours of Benidorm. 25/06/23 13:30:04	13

	John had a terrible but understandable fear of seagulls. 21/06/23 8:12:58	13

	"The children grow so quickly, don't they dear?" "Yes, seems like every time I turn my back they shoot up." 19/06/23 15:32:13	13

	Giant strides. 28/01/24 20:04:02	12

	Dave had to act quickly when he noticed Debbie hadn't shaved her armpits. 26/01/24 12:01:46	12

	Slay Belles. 01/12/23 20:44:03	12

	Everyone else can use the sink. 25/08/23 8:04:14	12

	World's worst Fairy Godmother. 13/08/23 20:55:54	12

	"looks like you're in for the high jump Gus. And the seesaw, and the traffic cones, and that tunnel thing." 09/08/23 8:51:07, edited: 09/08/23 8:56:51	12

	🎵 Row, row, row your goats, gently down the stream 🎵 20/06/23 12:25:57	12

	When coconuts first appeared in the shops, people weren't sure how to open them. 06/06/23 8:11:01	12

	"The drinks are on me." 17/05/23 20:01:35, edited: 17/05/23 20:06:26	12

	Range Rover 17/05/23 8:00:42	12

	"They think it's all Rover.." 28/02/24 8:05:46, edited: 28/02/24 8:16:59	11

	"We got them howlsale." 14/01/24 12:07:41	11

	lol Revealed- how the Beatles achieved that final chord in 'A Day In The Life'. 10/01/24 12:16:02	11

	lol "I wish the cat wouldn't lick his ring while we're having our dinner." 09/01/24 10:11:40	11

	lol 'Steptoe and Son' remake 'Too WOKE' 07/01/24 12:30:25	11

	When they made Dave they broke the mould, unfortunately some of it grew back. 19/07/23 13:27:08	11

	To love, honour, and OH BOY OH BOY! 13/07/23 12:25:21	2 11

	lol x2 "Oh my God he's shit on me new blouse!" 10/05/23 20:11:25	11

	Purrmewda Triangle. 29/02/24 12:02:23	10

	Give a stray cat an ohm. 18/02/24 20:04:48	10

	"You must be the handyman." 11/11/23 8:01:43	10

	"I've put your number on speed dial." 02/11/23 12:07:24	10

	Dave and Brenda had a smashing time down the Pub. 26/08/23 8:02:48	10

	🎵 You toke the high road and I'll toke the low road 🎵 23/07/23 13:10:46	10

	I wish the kids would stop winding me up. 22/07/23 22:27:13	10

	"Ahh that's better. I've been on my foetus all day." 18/07/23 15:07:15	10

	They're a very tight knit family. 21/06/23 20:14:25	10

	That chair's disgusting it's covered in hare. 07/04/24 12:03:01	9

	Teahee. 07/04/24 8:04:29	9

	Evolvo. 25/02/24 8:23:27	9

	"Good job the cat wasn't plugged in." 20/02/24 12:15:30	9

	Horse and cabbage. 13/02/24 20:13:56	9

	"You spoil that stick insect." 03/02/24 20:00:56	9

	The Hound of The Bastardbills. 27/01/24 20:14:06	1 9

	The painting wasn't the only thing that went tits up that night. 24/01/24 12:04:15	9

	"As the owner of Elephantairways, I'm telling you, we need to attract more passengers, we need more buns on seats." 15/01/24 12:28:49	9

	Derrik was a big geyser. 02/11/23 8:03:08	9

	"I'm sure that goldfish had two eyes when I put it in." 01/11/23 20:08:22	9

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last comments (total: 87)

Can someone explain this one to me? I've no idea!

John Harrison

10/03/24
4:40pm

comment on caption:
Behind the scenes on 'Jason and The Argonauts" [Karen McDonald]

Hi John. There's an iconic fight scene in the 1963 film 'Jason and the Argonauts' featuring seven skeleton warriors that come out of the ground. Worth a watch on YouTube! Hope this helps. Dot.

Dot Old

10/03/24
4:49pm

comment on caption:
Behind the scenes on 'Jason and The Argonauts" [Karen McDonald]

Sorry Cap auth - misread caption

Dave Bryan

14/03/24
9:42am

comment on caption:
If this photo provokes a lot of fish puns, I'll eat my sprat. [Karen McDonald]

The water Beatles?

Al Overy

15/03/24
8:52pm

comment on caption:
"Right that's four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire now, I'm going to phone John. [Karen McDonald]

Ouch ... Although maybe the thumb and forefinger should be closer together?

James Lennox

Thursday
8:04am

comment on caption:
'This is how much I care about Kate's cancer.' [Karen McDonald]

Who doesn't? 🤔

Troompa Loompa

Friday
6:11pm

comment on caption:
I like big besoms on a woman. [Karen McDonald]

Hmmm...are they all girls and are they all friends?

I'm not suggesting any genital examinations so that the language can be corrected etc

It's just some people will happily pretend to be a friend just so they can have a free day at the races 🤔

Glyn Evans

Saturday
9:34am

comment on caption:
Glyn Evans takes all her girlfriends on a fun day out. [Karen McDonald]

Trust no one!

(caption author)

Saturday
10:33am

comment on caption:
Glyn Evans takes all her girlfriends on a fun day out. [Karen McDonald]

That's a bit paranoid and suspicious 😂

Glyn Evans

Saturday
12:05pm

comment on caption:
Glyn Evans takes all her girlfriends on a fun day out. [Karen McDonald]

Nod to 08:02:57