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“That’s lovely Santa, but I was actually hoping for a shirt”

18/04/23 11:03:57

Really he was too old; but Santa gave him a present, just to get the smell of cow shit off his wellies out of the Grotto.

18/04/23 13:25:11

"Shirtless, eh? Would you like to see why they call me Saint Knickerless?"

18/04/23 11:13:43

Toy Boy

18/04/23 15:24:48

"Merry Christmas, Jimmy! It's a tractor! And since you've been very nice, I'd also like to give you a plough."

18/04/23 11:31:43

It was the Twelfth Dave of Christmas

18/04/23 12:50:55, edited: 18/04/23 21:23:03

“Gee thanks Santa!” said Bonehead. (Although affectionately known as Dorktard by his aunt Bernard.)
“So I just have to plant this in the field, water it everyday, and it will grow to be a real tractor?”
“It sure will Bonehead” answered Willie Johnson, the store’s latest Santa from the agency.

18/04/23 16:49:51, edited: 18/04/23 16:51:06

''Have you ever got stuck up the chimney, Santa?''

''Not yet, but let me know if you're interested.''

18/04/23 11:19:37, edited: 18/04/23 11:33:17

“When I said strip to the waist I meant the bottom half.”

18/04/23 11:05:42