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"Look what Timmy brought home from plague group!"
KT A KT A Vote score: 3527

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Al Overy Vote score: 15230Al Overy

"Look what Timmy brought home from plague group!"

07/02/23 8:01:00
 
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C CaMel Vote score: 9536C CaMel

I had one as a pet, it dyed.

07/02/23 8:17:12
 
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Julia Kinsey Vote score: 1016Julia Kinsey

“Haven’t seen one of these since I got out of prism”

07/02/23 9:14:46
 
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The Wolf Vote score: 17758The Wolf

"Janet, I did what you asked and took Roland to the vet to get spayed, but they were useless in there."

07/02/23 8:45:58
 
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Julia Kinsey Vote score: 1016Julia Kinsey

This is what happens when the Pied Piper of Hamelin goes on a Pride march

07/02/23 8:12:29, edited: 07/02/23 8:17:16
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Paul Gledhill Vote score: 934Paul Gledhill

I have lots of pride in my pet rat for coming out of the closet. Now get him back in his cage.

07/02/23 8:03:00
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This reminds me of when I was a kid and one of my pet rats got loose in the house and we couldn't find it for three days. I finally saw it go behind a bed and simply put my hand down between the wall and the bed. The rat climbed into my hand and ... --Willie Johnson
Martin Veith Vote score: 1140Martin Veith

Sweetheart, where did you say you bought the mushrooms for the soup?

08/02/23 6:01:25
 
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Mark Cowling Vote score: 3057Mark Cowling

"It was all free love in my day, youngster! It was so far out, man..."
"Grandad, what do you mean your day? You're a year and a half older than me."

07/02/23 10:02:52
 
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The Wolf Vote score: 17758The Wolf

"Splinter, we're sorry."

"Piss off. You Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles need to grow up."

07/02/23 8:39:28
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 13181Chris Keegan

I don't know how this happened but I bet there's a tale behind it.

07/02/23 8:56:15, edited: 07/02/23 9:15:25
 
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Vivvy En Vote score: 11206Vivvy En

"SUBTLE...I asked for 'subtle highlights'"

07/02/23 8:44:48
 
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Tony S Vote score: 7062Tony S

"Where did you get your pet rat from?"
"Somewhere over the rainbow."

07/02/23 8:24:08
 
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KT A Vote score: 3527KT A

Rizzo got into the stash of Skittles and scoffed the lot.

07/02/23 8:00:08
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Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6316Lucky Elperro

Trading Standards warn public of fake traffic light ice lollies.

07/02/23 16:06:23
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 25404Dave Bryan

When Ratty saw Mittens waiting by the door he realised he should never have come out of the closet.

07/02/23 8:24:40
 
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Mark Cowling Vote score: 3057Mark Cowling

The makers of Tom and Jerry have denied the show has "gone woke".

07/02/23 14:10:16
 
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brian davies Vote score: 296brian davies

I said "get it spayed,not sprayed!"

07/02/23 10:46:07
 
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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 7066Scrijjy Doo

Why can't Elton John have a pussy like everyone else?

07/02/23 14:56:53
 
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 29564Stephen Bean

"I tawt I taw a pretty rat."

07/02/23 14:09:37
 
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John Taggart John Taggart

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Looking for new tenant so I can use Rent-to-kil’ the ratfink who did this, culprit was last seen near Mousehole in Cornwall

07/02/23 12:39:24
 
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Peter Houle Vote score: 500Peter Houle

Rats on American campuses are evolving a new camouflage.

07/02/23 11:25:46
 
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Mark Cowling Vote score: 3057Mark Cowling

This is all well and good, but caption.me features a unacceptably large number of white mice.

07/02/23 10:05:17, edited: 07/02/23 14:12:51
 
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Vivvy En Vote score: 11206Vivvy En

"Oh, he's such a dirty rat and I ain't having any more of his babies. It's over now." whimpered Roberta. 🎵 Gonna change my hair, the clothes I wear, the life I live and the love I give 🎵

07/02/23 9:07:11
 
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The Wolf Vote score: 17758The Wolf

Banksy was a genius, but he didn't like anything touching his cheese sandwich.

07/02/23 9:02:17
 
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 29564Stephen Bean

Stuart Skittles

Nod to 8:00:08

07/02/23 8:56:26, edited: 07/02/23 13:58:35
 
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The Wolf Vote score: 17758The Wolf

"Professor, when I asked you to tag the lab rat..."

07/02/23 8:42:21
 
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Julie Bridge Vote score: 443Julie Bridge

''When you said how'd you like to be a guinea pig...''

07/02/23 8:41:22, edited: 07/02/23 10:17:10
 
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James Lennox Vote score: 13583James Lennox

"Well, at least I'm not Schrödinger's cat," mused Isaac Newton's rat.

07/02/23 8:40:30
 
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Vivvy En Vote score: 11206Vivvy En

"EUGH! What the blazes is that?" shrieked Mittens.
"Result!" laughed Ratty.

07/02/23 8:22:03
 
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brian davies Vote score: 296brian davies

Joseph rat

07/02/23 8:12:14
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 30643Ian Skelding

Hue Grant

07/02/23 8:10:34
 
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John Harrison Vote score: 2288John Harrison

Rainbow Carrier

07/02/23 8:07:49
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 25404Dave Bryan

''My turn. What am I?''

''A set of traffic lights.''

''How did you guess?''

''You did it last Christmas.''

07/02/23 8:02:57, edited: 07/02/23 8:59:38
 
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 19522Vanessa the Guesser

Mickey decided that today he was gonna wear his Minnie skirt.

07/02/23 8:01:37
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Dark Side of the Toon --James Lennox
The Wolf Vote score: 17758The Wolf

BREAKING. Scottish trans row continues as a male rat who killed hundreds of mice has transitioned into a female before sentencing to avoid male prison. Nicola Sturgeon is looking into the case.

07/02/23 8:00:22
 
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