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"Shock therapy can really work for some people. You'd never know, but I've actually had it myself."
27/10/23 11:38:08
"And what seems to trigger this irrational fear of spiders?"
27/10/23 11:01:07
"Anyway, enough about my hair...are you buying the couch or not?"
27/10/23 11:41:52
"I'd like you to sit back, relax and then tell me the first thing that comes into your mind..."-"Pineapple"
27/10/23 11:37:45
"Don't worry about the counselling. Your hair has made me feel much better about myself."
27/10/23 11:02:54
'Sideshow Bob' leaves 'The Simpsons' for new career at the NHS'
28/10/23 5:40:03
"So how long have you thought you were a Psychiatrist, Mr Smith?"
27/10/23 11:08:48
"My eyes are down here."
27/10/23 12:30:38
"Now I want you to imagine you're on a beach somewhere, far far away...."
27/10/23 11:07:23, edited: 27/10/23 11:07:58
"You probably won't believe this, but I used to be a chimney sweep."
27/10/23 11:24:02
"Before we start could you tell me how much you charge, Doctor Van de Graaff?"
27/10/23 14:21:31
"You saw a junior psychiatrist last week, Mrs Jones. Due to the severity of your trauma, I've decided to do today's session myself. I'm one of the bigwigs."
27/10/23 12:49:41
Robert Plant
27/10/23 11:48:56
Psychothairapist
27/10/23 11:03:31
"Are you sure I'm the one that needs the therapy"
27/10/23 11:01:21
"DR. Hairy Pot'ter' and the 'Secrets'-Shamer." "My addiction hallucinations are getting progressively worse... I'm not only seeing Cannabis on objects, now... I'm also, starting to see it on People, Dr. Pothead...umm... Dr. Porter."
28/10/23 23:59:41, edited: 29/10/23 6:23:27
“So according to your notes Jenny, you’ve suffered from severe bouts of terror and anger dating back to 2000, when you were just 3 years old and you first saw the Sky ad with, ‘The scary cartoon man with red spikey hair’ and that it kept repeating because no one could find the remote control?…….. I can help you overcome this Jenny and soon you will b…….Put the knife down Jenny…Jenny..JENNY….PleeeaassAAAAARRRRRGH!!!”
28/10/23 2:28:15
"I feel like I've been pulling my hair out lately. Do you know what I mean?"
27/10/23 13:22:39
"Stop asking me where Bart Simpson is!"
27/10/23 12:45:52
"I dread seeing my shrink."
27/10/23 12:26:11, edited: 27/10/23 12:26:45
So your mother used to shut you in your room?Yes I dread locks.
27/10/23 11:57:13
"What would you like more than anything else in the world right now?""A pair of scissors."
27/10/23 11:40:36
Which one of us really needs a shrink?
27/10/23 11:00:42
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