David Michael

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	lol Euston, we have a problem... 13/03/23 20:05:06	9 29
Great caption author. I don't remember seeing it before and even if I had would give it a vote because it fits perfectly and made me smile. --Stephen Bean
	clever The bull made a quick escape 07/02/23 20:01:13	25

	lol New measures introduced to deal with the Scottish midges 13/04/23 8:35:22	2 15
How about one ten times the size, to deal with the clegs? --Molly R
	Open toad sandals 01/06/23 19:08:20	12

	Welcome to our "All you can eat" restaurant 06/04/23 20:03:36	12

	"How long have you been waiting for your owner to come out the pub?" 21/03/23 20:00:25	12

	In his head he composed his Trip Advisor rating: 'Roomy bar, well lit, good beer – but no atmosphere'. 24/02/23 8:00:11	1 12
..."but all in all the trip was out of this world" --KimJong Pun
	lol Everything was going well until Bob got out his pogo stick. 20/11/22 8:07:00	12

	I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell my kids that I"m actually made of money. 06/11/22 8:00:11	12

	Nowadays dogs don't eat the homework, they just press delete 27/05/23 8:37:27	11

	“So while I think about it Dave, are you going to pay me back that £20 quid you owe me?” 10/02/23 20:15:03	11

	Award for best Thai in town 31/10/22 20:00:25	11

	Thought I'd put this picture of me on the net 01/05/23 20:11:10	10

	Quartz watch 13/11/22 8:54:46	10

	She's a good shot. Stan wondered how he'd never met herbivore. 12/11/22 13:40:28	10

	Dave's missus said he could only buy 1 pack of beer. He knew exactly where to go to buy it 12/02/23 13:24:32, edited: 12/02/23 13:25:59	9

	"Those foxgloves I planted haven't come up right". 11/02/23 12:14:16	9

	When the drugs wore off they realised they were NOT mountain goats 28/11/22 8:00:19	9

	Stabbage 12/12/22 21:12:22	8

	Comes with built-in mountain breeze air freshener 04/11/22 20:02:08	8

	The students were somewhat puzzled by the results of the w*nking competition... 26/07/22 8:06:51	2 8
Behold the wnner. He's the wng king. --Willie Johnson
	The plan to make butter by by driving over speed-bumps backfired 02/07/23 12:32:31	7

	"Don't use your human's name as your password, Rex, it's too obvious" 27/05/23 8:29:39	7

	Looks like a high bread car 02/04/23 20:48:03	7

	When you can't be bothered to wash up... 07/02/23 20:02:04	7

	clever Ride one of these for too long and you'll just get yourself a sore rhea 06/01/23 22:07:43	7

	I told you the trampoline is for outside only 03/12/22 8:08:47	7

	creative A perfect spot for the Flat Earth society picnic 20/11/22 8:07:15	7

	I'd like to post on caption.me but I'd need to come up with a one-liner. 29/10/22 12:15:57	7

	lol Peter Peter pumpkin eater went mad after 40 years of having the same first name and surname. 15/10/22 7:08:54	7

	Jack of all shades 06/09/23 20:17:58	6

	Kieron had always been his nannies favourite 09/08/23 20:22:21	6

	Jim bitterly regretted putting his newt on steroids. 05/03/23 8:00:15	6

	Looks like a bit of a clock-up 02/03/23 20:05:05	6

	Time after time 02/03/23 20:02:00	6

	I can do this on my own, you don’t need to stand there watching me! 10/02/23 20:15:31	1 6
If I were there, I couldn't stand to watch you either. --Willie Johnson
	creative "It fell close to the iceberg after we sank", Granny Rose said, "If only I had a little more light, I could find that damn necklace". 26/01/23 20:20:38	6

	Snow way out 31/12/22 8:00:10	6

	Never mind thinking of a caption for this, I've just printed it out and stuck it on my thermostat. 15/12/22 20:01:42	6

	clever I shouldn't have ordered those extra few books to get the free delivery 03/12/22 20:01:03	6

	Dad was an avid stamp collector 31/10/22 8:12:38	6

	clever Police are looking for the gang of youths who placed the dog there. However, they're struggling to find leads. 29/10/22 20:03:55	6

	She always was a good mixer 17/05/23 20:01:06	5

	She was in high spirits on her walk 17/05/23 20:00:36	5

	A misprint on the script for the new Harry Potter sequel about a Scottish Wizard, meant the casting didn't go quite to plan. 13/04/23 8:39:15	5

	Okay you can leave now. You've been in detention long enough 15/02/23 20:25:22	5

	Do you want coke with that? 18/01/23 20:05:50	5

	Due to the ongoing economy crisis, supermarkets are now selling banana splits without the icecream 15/01/23 20:21:34	5

	creative When you knock on a celebrity's door, but can't get through the Crack 31/12/22 8:02:45, edited: 31/12/22 8:16:13	5

	I hope that guy doesn't want to get past me... 28/11/22 8:01:16	5

	All mouth and no trousers. 19/11/22 8:21:36	5

	Sorry, I can't take your call right now, please leave your message after the bleat. 23/10/22 8:03:11	5

	"I told you I was feline ill" (nod to Spike) 06/08/23 17:43:37	4

	Roll-deo 05/08/23 17:01:53	4

	Claire's head was in the clouds 22/07/23 8:35:06	4

	clever Before phone hacking, journalists used to pretend they were just waiting in the queue. 03/07/23 22:19:57	4

	The limousines for the class prom are a bit different in the countryside 22/06/23 20:01:30	4

	Previous world record cyclist creates retirement job, using his bicycle powered USB charger 17/06/23 8:06:53	4

	She tried to meet up with her local walking club, but was barred 17/05/23 20:00:48	4

	Blackpool finally gets some public toilets. 28/02/23 8:00:25	4

	“What is this shithole?” “Excuse me, this is Burnley”. 28/02/23 8:00:11	4

	'Dad was really mad when I brought his car back home' 'Really mad?' 'Apeshit!' 17/02/23 17:57:11	4

	Kids grow up so quickly these days 15/02/23 20:24:20	4

	That’ll stop the mice running up 01/01/23 20:00:56	4

	"It's a cover up!" claims news reader. 24/12/22 12:00:54	4

	"I think it would have tasted better with extra anchovies". 01/11/22 8:08:34	4

	Mum, can I dress as Peppa this Halloween 🎃? 30/10/22 8:00:49	4

	That wimpy kid is really sprouting up 27/10/22 8:48:23	4

	It's ok, we're safe up here, we have herd immunity. 13/10/22 21:06:09	4

	All fur coat and no knickers 13/09/22 20:38:48	4

	I'll be a monkey's uncle 21/09/23 23:11:39	3

	People prepared to fight their way through the crowds on the Tube 10/08/23 8:28:18	3

	We used to be a nuclear family, now we're cellular 26/07/23 20:03:31	3

	He stopped at the shop after a long cycle ride to p-p-p-pick up a p-p-p-penguin 23/06/23 8:13:25, edited: 23/06/23 8:14:08	2 3

	Emily waited patiently for the mouse catcher to arrive 05/06/23 8:00:08	3

	Not an average American car, that won't fit an average American. 02/06/23 8:00:24	3

	Oh, I get it... Your cunning roos to put me off 26/05/23 21:46:10	3

	When I said bring a drink on the walk, that's not quite what I had in mind 17/05/23 20:01:24, edited: 17/05/23 20:02:49	3

	New species of dog found near Sellafield 20/04/23 20:03:49	3

	Knock knock knockin' on the stable door 18/03/23 8:10:09, edited: 18/03/23 8:11:03	3

	Who says a leopard never changes it's spots? 12/02/23 20:11:03	3

	A squash in a squash 07/01/23 12:00:12	3

	George was hoping that this global warming thing caught on soon... 29/12/22 12:42:59	3

	Get a move on Brian! The horse needs a drink 29/12/22 12:41:58	1 3

	Mention “walkies” and he gets as high as a kite. 03/12/22 8:08:38	3

	Incowgnito 30/11/22 8:08:39	3

	It all started with a BBQ toilet that they'd brought into the house. 25/11/22 20:02:30	3

	I have complete confidence in Michael Fish and the Met office! If they say there will be no storm I believe them. 09/11/22 20:00:14, edited: 10/11/22 0:05:29	1 3

	Archie's mum said he couldn't get his ears pierced...he never got over it. 02/11/22 21:12:09	3

	Absolute pitch perfect 18/10/22 20:03:52	3

	Unfortunately the manual was written by robots to maximise human destruction. 06/08/22 20:35:27	1 3
To Servo Man --Scrijjy Doo
	Green with envy 18/08/23 20:28:04	2

	"Do you like this dress?" "I think it's a bit plane" 22/07/23 8:14:52	2

	Unfortunately for Dave, watering it didn't make it grow any larger. 01/06/23 20:23:22	2

	Dog training sessions are now also taking place online 27/05/23 8:33:13	2

	The day Alan Titchmarsh joined the Top Gear team 24/05/23 20:59:00	2

	Tibbles had put on weight since the last time he jumped the net.... 01/05/23 20:11:28	2

	It's hard to spot 'Where's Wally' when there are so many of them! 25/02/23 12:04:28	2

	Sushi? I said I wanted caviar! 23/02/23 20:02:08	1 2

	I counted these Karen. Why is there one missing? 23/02/23 20:01:31	2

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last comments (total: 23)

Great caption author. I don't remember seeing it before and even if I had would give it a vote because it fits perfectly and made me smile.

Stephen Bean

13/03/23
9:48pm

comment on caption:
Euston, we have a problem... [David Michael]

The caption has been around the track a few times (pun intended), but as the Cap Auth says, there are many regurgitated captions on caption.me that escape comment. That said, I can sympathise with Anon1 a little, as getting smashed in the votes by repeat captions can be painful.

James Lennox

13/03/23
10:44pm

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Euston, we have a problem... [David Michael]

This is a relatively new joke to me. I've only seen it once before. I think the poster has been very unlucky to get flak from Anon. There are far worse targets he/she could have chosen. This is my own particular hate list:

1) Anything to do with Schrodinger when a cat appears.
2) Anything to do with Gulliver.
3) Anything to do with a passport being rejected.
4) Although I've got nothing against dogs, I wish someone would have drowned the Andrex puppy at birth.
5) Hound of The Baskervilles puns which are so bad they can't really be classified as puns.

Dave Bryan

14/03/23
9:43am

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Euston, we have a problem... [David Michael]

I do quite like the captions that featured Dave or Tina from Doncaster as a foil. Although these feature a repeat character the captions are usually pretty good.

I would like to see what other characters are created on the site as a result.

I know Gulliver should have gone to Specsavers because he plans to spoil Schrödinger's cat so he can fatten up the cat to be eaten at a later date with a diet coke. Okay these themes are reused but I've noticed there are original takes on the same themes

It's funny when two of the same caption appear (i.e. Cops and lobbers etc) sometimes and the same caption gets different votes (look at snow patrol). What would be even funnier is if both captions were accidentally double posted by the same author! 😆

Glyn Evans

14/03/23
10:08am

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Euston, we have a problem... [David Michael]

The Hound of The Baskervilles puns are so frequent, it's almost amusing to see how many times someone can manage to get it on the site in various different forms!! I generally can't quite bring myself to vote on those puns though...

KT A

14/03/23
10:58am

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Euston, we have a problem... [David Michael]

Bike cod I think you may have missed one Dave. It would be super to glue your list to every caption.
If you'll excuse me, I have to answer the door of my room with a view. Meals on Wheels is here.