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Linda D
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Location: Cleethorpes
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Once described on school report as facetious. Took me years to realise that didn't mean shit.
I'm a self-employed tour guide. I travel the world and listen to people complain about how it's impossible to buy the Daily Mail in Cuba or get a decent boiled egg in Boston and their entire holiday is ruined because the curtains don't match the duvet cover.
Some of the godforsaken crapholes I work in have very little internet access.
This is my excuse for the fact that my weekly scores will go up and down like a bulimic's breakfast.
Location: Cleethorpes
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Clever. I can imagine the lisp that might result from having one of these in my mouth!
8:17pm
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Bite thize. [Linda D]
I'm imagining, I'm imagining...
8:20pm
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Bite thize. [Linda D]
Good one but would of preferred Jack. Who's he?
12:20pm
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Jacwho?zzi. [Linda D]
I like this but how about.
♪Mmm-nom nom...dough dough, dough dough dough,♪
1:24pm
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Mmm nom nom nom
♪dough dough, dough dough dough♪ [Linda D]
That might work better, but I reckon it needs an extra nom to fit the tune ;p
1:30pm
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Mmm nom nom nom
♪dough dough, dough dough dough♪ [Linda D]
Shocking!
12:03pm
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Pity in pink. [Linda D]
Gimp my ride maybe?
8:45pm
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Gimp my ride. [Linda D]
On the last day at Glastonbury you've got no choice! The floor in the Portaloo is the cleanest surface in there!
10:07pm
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I refuse to take this shit lying down. [Linda D]
duh of course, ta.
12:33am
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Gimp my ride. [Linda D]
Inspired by Dummer Solstice 20:05
8:54pm
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Chromehenge. [Linda D]