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Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

31/07/18 20:48:18

"My nose really hurts. Get me some ice, Jack."
"I'll see what I can do, Rose."

31/07/18 20:53:38

The Morse code said a woman suffered a swollen nose, thankfully the last message says it's going down really fast.

31/07/18 21:56:03

Ship happens

31/07/18 20:10:50

A flying pick it.

31/07/18 20:38:50

"Could be worse Rose."
"How could it possibly get worse than this Jack?"

31/07/18 20:04:27

Ouch, I've just been CG eyed

01/08/18 6:42:49

Disfigurehead

01/08/18 1:02:00

Jack Dawson? No Albert Ross.

31/07/18 21:46:59

''We should have listened to Eric Cantona.''

31/07/18 21:30:42

Jack: "Just a common gull"
Rose: "Who are YOU calling a common gull? you cheeky b***tard!"

31/07/18 20:12:09

Jack: "Rose, you really must learn to tern the other cheek."

31/07/18 20:00:42

That's one heck of a blackhead gull you have on your nose.

02/08/18 15:58:35

It's my Tern

01/08/18 23:17:36

For a brief moment Susan believed she actually was Rose, then reality smacked her in the face.

01/08/18 14:34:39

"No really, there's something on your nose."

01/08/18 13:23:01

"What else can go wrong?"

01/08/18 13:21:46

Should have gone to Pecksavers.

31/07/18 20:57:22

Kate Wingslet.

31/07/18 20:06:56

31/07/18 20:02:35

I believe the actual wording was: "I'm flying--" *WACK*
NOT "I'm flying, Jack."

31/07/18 22:30:25

Who's Line is it Anyway!
Game: Props
Topic: The Crucifixion

31/07/18 22:20:24

Crossmesser.

31/07/18 21:33:09

Only problem with doing this is you might get a tern in your eye.

31/07/18 21:22:19

Even seagulls hate that fuckin Celine Dion song.

31/07/18 21:17:56

Julie's spotty face attracts a black-head gull

31/07/18 21:16:21

Gullseye!

31/07/18 20:51:01

Brilliant shot! BBC’s Gull of the Season.

(Nod to 20:00:14)

31/07/18 20:30:35

"What a bloody noise it makes."
"Celine Dion?"

31/07/18 20:12:01

Hey Leonardo, I don't remember Steven Seagull starring in the movie,

31/07/18 20:10:52

"I'm CRYING Jack!"

31/07/18 20:10:50

"I've had an accident and I think I'm entitled to compensation!"

31/07/18 21:13:38

nice bird dead ahea..ooof

31/07/18 20:50:01

Time to bow out.

31/07/18 20:44:47

Dave loved feeding the birds

31/07/18 20:33:02

"You've made him cross."

31/07/18 20:28:37

That'll go down well

31/07/18 20:21:36

Reality pecks.

31/07/18 20:15:58

After going on a cruise to getwaway from her drug habits, sadly, Linda was still on the beak.

31/07/18 20:14:53

Boobie trap

31/07/18 20:13:55

Kittiwakes everyone up with her screaming orgasms.

31/07/18 20:12:57

"This is MY airspace, bitch!"

31/07/18 20:12:18

.....starring George Segal

31/07/18 20:10:20

"Aukward!"

31/07/18 20:10:10

It wasn't the first time Rose had been sandwiched between two peckers .

31/07/18 20:08:48

She asked for a threesome with some girl-on-gull bonking.

31/07/18 20:05:24

''It's your own fault. You shouldn't have double-crossed me.''

31/07/18 20:04:49

Fools gulled

31/07/18 20:04:02

Gull Phwarr Syndrome

31/07/18 20:03:57

“...... your Tern”

31/07/18 20:02:16