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Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock.
31/07/18 19:48:18
"My nose really hurts. Get me some ice, Jack.""I'll see what I can do, Rose."
31/07/18 19:53:38
The Morse code said a woman suffered a swollen nose, thankfully the last message says it's going down really fast.
31/07/18 20:56:03
Ship happens
31/07/18 19:10:50
A flying pick it.
31/07/18 19:38:50
"Could be worse Rose.""How could it possibly get worse than this Jack?"
31/07/18 19:04:27
Ouch, I've just been CG eyed
01/08/18 5:42:49
Disfigurehead
01/08/18 0:02:00
Jack Dawson? No Albert Ross.
31/07/18 20:46:59
''We should have listened to Eric Cantona.''
31/07/18 20:30:42
Jack: "Just a common gull"Rose: "Who are YOU calling a common gull? you cheeky b***tard!"
31/07/18 19:12:09
Jack: "Rose, you really must learn to tern the other cheek."
31/07/18 19:00:42
That's one heck of a blackhead gull you have on your nose.
02/08/18 14:58:35
It's my Tern
01/08/18 22:17:36
For a brief moment Susan believed she actually was Rose, then reality smacked her in the face.
01/08/18 13:34:39
"No really, there's something on your nose."
01/08/18 12:23:01
"What else can go wrong?"
01/08/18 12:21:46
Should have gone to Pecksavers.
31/07/18 19:57:22
Kate Wingslet.
31/07/18 19:06:56
31/07/18 19:02:35
I believe the actual wording was: "I'm flying--" *WACK*NOT "I'm flying, Jack."
31/07/18 21:30:25
Who's Line is it Anyway! Game: PropsTopic: The Crucifixion
31/07/18 21:20:24
Crossmesser.
31/07/18 20:33:09
Only problem with doing this is you might get a tern in your eye.
31/07/18 20:22:19
Even seagulls hate that fuckin Celine Dion song.
31/07/18 20:17:56
Julie's spotty face attracts a black-head gull
31/07/18 20:16:21
Gullseye!
31/07/18 19:51:01
Brilliant shot! BBC’s Gull of the Season.(Nod to 20:00:14)
31/07/18 19:30:35
"What a bloody noise it makes.""Celine Dion?"
31/07/18 19:12:01
Hey Leonardo, I don't remember Steven Seagull starring in the movie,
31/07/18 19:10:52
"I'm CRYING Jack!"
"I've had an accident and I think I'm entitled to compensation!"
31/07/18 20:13:38
nice bird dead ahea..ooof
31/07/18 19:50:01
Time to bow out.
31/07/18 19:44:47
Dave loved feeding the birds
31/07/18 19:33:02
"You've made him cross."
31/07/18 19:28:37
That'll go down well
31/07/18 19:21:36
Reality pecks.
31/07/18 19:15:58
After going on a cruise to getwaway from her drug habits, sadly, Linda was still on the beak.
31/07/18 19:14:53
Boobie trap
31/07/18 19:13:55
Kittiwakes everyone up with her screaming orgasms.
31/07/18 19:12:57
"This is MY airspace, bitch!"
31/07/18 19:12:18
.....starring George Segal
31/07/18 19:10:20
"Aukward!"
31/07/18 19:10:10
It wasn't the first time Rose had been sandwiched between two peckers .
31/07/18 19:08:48
She asked for a threesome with some girl-on-gull bonking.
31/07/18 19:05:24
''It's your own fault. You shouldn't have double-crossed me.''
31/07/18 19:04:49
Fools gulled
31/07/18 19:04:02
Gull Phwarr Syndrome
31/07/18 19:03:57
“...... your Tern”
31/07/18 19:02:16
Tight Ann nick.
31/07/18 19:01:55
Gull-oriented
31/07/18 19:00:14
Seagull: "I'll never let go, Jack!"
31/07/18 19:00:08