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Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

31/07/18 20:48:18

"My nose really hurts. Get me some ice, Jack."
"I'll see what I can do, Rose."

31/07/18 20:53:38

The Morse code said a woman suffered a swollen nose, thankfully the last message says it's going down really fast.

31/07/18 21:56:03

Ship happens

31/07/18 20:10:50

A flying pick it.

31/07/18 20:38:50

"Could be worse Rose."
"How could it possibly get worse than this Jack?"

31/07/18 20:04:27

Ouch, I've just been CG eyed

01/08/18 6:42:49

Disfigurehead

01/08/18 1:02:00

Jack Dawson? No Albert Ross.

31/07/18 21:46:59

''We should have listened to Eric Cantona.''

31/07/18 21:30:42

Jack: "Just a common gull"
Rose: "Who are YOU calling a common gull? you cheeky b***tard!"

31/07/18 20:12:09

Jack: "Rose, you really must learn to tern the other cheek."

31/07/18 20:00:42