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 Al Overy |
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"Can either of you use a mouse?" 10/11/24 12:08:50 |
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Stephen Bean |
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08/11/24 20:01:49 |
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Al Overy |
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*BANG* 07/11/24 12:01:23 |
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Stephen Bean |
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"Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you." 11/10/24 19:02:24 |
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C CaMel |
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“Why are so many pages missing?” 26/09/24 11:04:33 |
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Apologies, C C, missed voting on this pic. Have made amends in the Contributor round.
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Dave Bryan |
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06/09/24 19:38:12, edited: 06/09/24 19:53:57 |
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I really like your Buzz Aldrin caption. If you re-post it I'll give it a vote.
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 Tiny Alien |
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Steve's idea of a quick prank soon turned to disaster when he dropped the twins 25/08/24 8:51:06 |
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Mark England |
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"Sorry to butt in, but has anybody seen my wheelchair?" 26/06/24 11:10:15, edited: 26/06/24 11:15:21 |
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Really refreshing to see a narrative caption doing well, nice work Cap Auth.
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Al Overy |
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17/06/24 11:05:22 |
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 Ben Samuel |
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13/06/24 11:02:52 |
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John Harrison |
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When you regret going paperless. 11/06/24 11:25:01 |
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John Harrison |
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"No, no...you get off to work. We'll be fine." 16/05/24 7:07:51 |
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John Harrison |
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03/05/24 7:10:42 |
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monty D |
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I've been squatting here since the Tennant left 30/04/24 7:08:12 |
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Stephen Bean |
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20/04/24 7:07:52 |
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Stephen Bean |
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"Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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Dave Bryan |
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26/02/24 20:03:33 |
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David Michael |
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You know that feeling when your last meal comes back to haunt you... 23/02/24 8:21:33 |
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Mr Dome |
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She's gonna put the thermometer where??! 09/02/24 12:21:33 |
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Stephen Bean |
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09/02/24 8:04:44 |
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C CaMel |
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“When you switched off her life support but she pulls through and finds out.” 26/11/23 8:01:55 |
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The Wolf |
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"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?" 23/11/23 8:17:42 |
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If it applies, I'd say this. I was in a similar position to Al and Karen where I didn't have enough super votes to vote up a caption. Karyn was kind enough to give me 20 super votes which I then returned to her but used a supe
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Brian Butterfield |
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17/11/23 20:14:43 |
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The Wolf |
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17/11/23 9:04:41 |
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The Wolf |
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"Guys, I have a busy morning. Are you interested in buying the house or not?" 13/11/23 20:09:22 |
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Hercules Rockefeller |
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"Take a seat. The Doctor will see you shortly." 10/11/23 12:06:48 |
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I dunno. I think this photo is doctored.
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Karen McDonald |
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To prevent further flooding of the Thames, plans go ahead for a huge dyke to be constructed. 01/11/23 8:11:13 |
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Stephen Bean |
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27/10/23 19:00:32 |
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KT A |
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Dave's body moss index was getting ridiculous 01/10/23 11:28:40 |
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Al Overy |
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06/08/23 19:31:04 |
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My apologies, Chris. I would delete it, but it would make nonsense of your and Glyn's responses.
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Julia Kinsey |
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20/07/23 19:11:07 |
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James Lennox |
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Looks like the shit's hit the van. 16/07/23 7:23:55 |
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Scrijjy Doo |
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18/06/23 12:08:46 |
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John Harrison |
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“Suella freakin’ Braverman…what’s yours?” 23/05/23 7:00:20 |
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Stephen Bean |
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"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10 |
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Dave Bryan |
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10/04/23 7:00:09 |
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Tony S |
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"Sorry sir ,hand luggage only." 31/03/23 7:22:24 |
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Ian Skelding |
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12/03/23 12:14:31, edited: 12/03/23 18:22:43 |
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Chris Keegan |
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When Dave couldn’t find a charging point he used his initiative. 10/03/23 12:00:21 |
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Julie Bridge |
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20/01/23 20:07:45 |
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Ian Skelding £25 |
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16/12/22 20:30:21, edited: 01/01/23 21:31:06 |
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Thanks very much for all the comments, happy new year to you all 🙂
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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That would explain the Yellow Pages. 24/10/22 19:00:13 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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"Come on now, it's pasture bedtime" 27/09/22 19:01:39 |
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Al Overy |
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For those who like to torque with their mouth full. 19/09/22 7:00:15 |
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Neil Mackenzie |
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I told them Tour of Liverpool was a bad idea. 09/09/22 12:37:06 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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It's no wonder they remained unseeded. 06/09/22 19:09:55 |
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Stephen Bean £50 |
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge.
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Tony S |
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30/03/22 11:50:56 |
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Troompa Loompa |
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23/11/21 12:04:59 |
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Dave Bryan |
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08/08/21 19:20:57 |
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09/05/21 7:03:42 |
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No intention to undermine the caption, I liked it and voted for it, but the placard is deliberately satirical. The clues are the "I agree with the SJC" badge and the "myage.us" website (which were both pro equality related), the rainbow flag, ...
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Al Overy |
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"I'm afraid I'll have to leave it there as I'm really bad at painting chairs." 30/04/21 19:00:34 |
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The Wolf |
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14/01/21 12:10:07 |
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The Wolf £50 |
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10/11/20 8:00:16 |
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Many thanks to you all for your votes and kind words. Additional thanks to Chris for providing and maintaining the site and for choosing me for this month's winner. This was one of those captions which I nearly didn't post because I thought it w...
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The Wolf |
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Dear Santa. For Christmas this year I'd love some thermal underpants. 05/10/20 19:27:23 |
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Ian Skelding |
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"Right, that's curry sauce, mango chutney, basmati rice, onion bhaji, poppadoms and a Nan." 15/03/20 12:57:09 |
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C CaMel |
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13/08/19 19:43:44 |
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Mark England |
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"Flippin' hell, Edmund, Who cares if it's creased? Just stick the flag in the bloody summit" 24/06/19 19:30:04 |
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Welsh Rarebit£50 |
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Children should be seen and not blurred. 10/05/19 7:49:01 |
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No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.)
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Smuldo |
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04/05/19 19:00:10 |
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Joe |
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02/05/19 13:04:27 |
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Crunchy Chords |
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26/04/19 13:59:11 |
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Mr Dome |
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28/02/19 8:18:57 |
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Stu Dent |
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When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age 08/02/19 20:05:14 |
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Typo "meant", but nice caption :)
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C CaMel |
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'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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Welsh Rarebit £50 |
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15/12/18 12:00:10 |
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I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year
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ant knee |
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23/10/18 11:00:17 |
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Funny Bean |
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista.
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Chris Keegan |
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"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over" 17/09/18 11:00:08 |
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John Llamas |
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This sort of thing just makes me cross 07/09/18 7:14:55 |
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Smuldo |
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"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..." 06/09/18 13:02:48 |
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Leroy Brown |
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06/08/18 7:23:05 |
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Chris Keegan |
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The final episode of Peppa Pig 02/11/17 8:14:09 |
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Ross Davidson |
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The next drink was complimentary. 19/07/16 10:52:50 |
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Michael Winner |
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22/03/16 12:03:32 |
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♫ I feel slitty, oh so slitty ♫
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Lucky Elperro |
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"Where's the snake darling?" 23/01/16 23:08:48 |
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Hey, Lucky. Like our friend, Zac, I see that you won two out of three in "your row." But, can you sweep a whole row, get a triple? No pressure. Just sayin'...you came pretty close.
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Dan Nicholls |
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22/09/15 19:06:38 |
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John Llamas |
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20/09/15 19:05:58 |
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Have to agree with Mr Glover - this is a winner.
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Greg Curtis |
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"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?" 02/08/15 8:43:57 |
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John Llamas |
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The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach. 29/01/15 12:14:36 |
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Ben Samuel |
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Out of the frying pan and into the dryer 22/10/25 11:01:15 |
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Lara Holly |
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02/09/25 11:18:32 |
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James Lennox |
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23/08/25 7:16:06 |
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John Harrison |
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"Do the decent thing Dave, and bury the poor thing." 29/07/25 11:03:39 |
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Ben Samuel |
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By the time Mary had unbuttoned Dave’s shirt, the moment had passed. 09/06/25 7:02:18 |
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Karen McDonald |
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"I feel like doing something different- pass the WD40." 03/06/25 7:07:38 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''Getting that air bed was a big mistake.'' 29/05/25 11:07:18 |
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Vivvy En£50 |
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"Phew! I made it eventually. Just took a few wrong turns." 15/04/25 7:05:11 |
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Not only has Vivvy provided us with a super caption, but she has also donated her winnings back to the caption.me prize fund! Thank you so much!
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Molly R£50 |
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"There must be easier ways to make crop circles." 26/03/25 8:06:07 |
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A special mention to James Lennox with three shortlisted captions in the top ten! Your komodo dragon caption was awesome.
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James Lennox |
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10/03/25 20:00:18 |
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James Lennox |
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"I don't want to alarm anyone, but..." said the captain of the Titan submersible. 12/02/25 12:10:49 |
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The depths some will sink for a gag.
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Stephen Bean |
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05/02/25 20:03:43 |
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James Lennox |
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30/01/25 12:13:27 |
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James Lennox |
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20/01/25 20:08:38 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''Dave, for God's sake do something.'' 15/01/25 8:07:17 |
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Ben Samuel |
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10/01/25 12:03:27 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''Did you manage to get the lid off, Sandra?'' 06/01/25 12:07:00 |
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Ian Skelding |
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“Sorry Sir, we were told not to give you a knife.” 18/12/24 12:14:06 |
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Tony S |
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I'm afraid he may be bran dead. 27/11/24 12:18:12 |
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Ian Skelding |
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“This is not just food, this is S&M food.” 23/11/24 12:05:57, edited: 23/11/24 12:06:58 |
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