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 Smuldo |
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04/05/19 20:00:10 |
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 Joe |
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02/05/19 14:04:27 |
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Crunchy Chords |
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Mr Dome |
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28/02/19 8:18:57 |
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Stu Dent |
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When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age 08/02/19 20:05:14 |
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Typo "meant", but nice caption :)
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C CaMel |
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'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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Welsh Rarebit£50 |
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15/12/18 12:00:10 |
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I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year
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ant knee |
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23/10/18 12:00:17 |
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Funny Bean |
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista.
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Chris Keegan |
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"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over" 17/09/18 12:00:08 |
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John Llamas |
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This sort of thing just makes me cross 07/09/18 8:14:55 |
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Smuldo |
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"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..." 06/09/18 14:02:48 |
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Leroy Brown |
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06/08/18 8:23:05 |
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Chris Keegan |
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The final episode of Peppa Pig 02/11/17 8:14:09 |
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Ross Davidson |
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The next drink was complimentary. 19/07/16 11:52:50 |
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Michael Winner |
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22/03/16 12:03:32 |
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♫ I feel slitty, oh so slitty ♫
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Lucky Elperro |
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"Where's the snake darling?" 23/01/16 23:08:48 |
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Hey, Lucky. Like our friend, Zac, I see that you won two out of three in "your row." But, can you sweep a whole row, get a triple? No pressure. Just sayin'...you came pretty close.
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Dan Nicholls |
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22/09/15 20:06:38 |
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John Llamas |
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20/09/15 20:05:58 |
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Have to agree with Mr Glover - this is a winner.
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Greg Curtis |
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"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?" 02/08/15 9:43:57 |
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John Llamas |
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The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach. 29/01/15 12:14:36 |
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I've been squatting here since the Tennant left Tue 8:08:12 |
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Al Overy |
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This house belongs to a famous wrapper. Sun 20:01:12 |
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Mr Dome |
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24/04/24 12:04:56 |
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Stephen Bean |
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21/04/24 8:05:18 |
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Karen McDonald |
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This broad's got legs that stop traffic! 14/04/24 12:03:56 |
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Tony Edwards |
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06/04/24 12:08:32 |
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Troompa Loompa |
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Not exactly cutting hedge technology. 25/03/24 20:09:26, edited: 25/03/24 20:13:37 |
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C CaMel |
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Testing practices criticised at Pampers. 19/03/24 12:08:13 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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02/03/24 12:07:56 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''How much longer are you going to be in there?'' 26/02/24 12:03:50 |
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Jo |
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This one's drowned.Guess they weren't a witch after all 24/02/24 8:01:03 |
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Al Overy |
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29/01/24 8:19:04 |
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Al Overy |
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26/01/24 8:00:17 |
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Al Overy |
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24/01/24 12:05:35, edited: 24/01/24 12:07:11 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''Help yourself. There's no strings attached.'' 20/01/24 12:06:32 |
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Dan Nicholls |
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Don't move, you're turtally surrounded 18/01/24 12:03:48 |
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Greg Curtis |
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"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." 16/01/24 12:15:18, edited: 16/01/24 18:37:55, |
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You may not want to edit again, Cap Auth, but I'd suggest keep it subtle and let the reader do the work.
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John Harrison |
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"Well, you grabbed my tit." 11/01/24 12:07:48, edited: 11/01/24 12:14:57 |
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Vivvy En |
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"Waking up in the gutter, lads, that was some stag do." 11/01/24 8:05:25 |
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C CaMel |
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“I’m just saying of all the places to put the stick…” 10/01/24 20:25:21 |
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C CaMel |
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“What alerted you to the fact the pilot might have been drinking?” 31/12/23 8:18:12 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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27/12/23 8:09:34 |
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Stephen Bean |
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22/12/23 8:13:58 |
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C CaMel |
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“BMW driver, just hand washed it, you know what to do.” 19/12/23 8:00:57 |
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John Harrison |
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"...and then later on, we'll get on to some actual motor bikes." 16/12/23 12:02:57 |
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Ian Skelding |
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“Daddy, why’s there an extension lead going to next door’s garage?” 01/12/23 8:09:51, edited: 01/12/23 8:10:45 |
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Mr Dome |
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This new leaf blower's a bit powerful, Dave 28/11/23 12:07:46 |
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Stephen Bean |
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The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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Tony S |
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That's the last time we Invite Basil Brush onto pro celebrity golf. 31/10/23 23:03:13 |
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C CaMel |
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23/10/23 12:02:35 |
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The Wolf |
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"Mum, there's still no sign of Santa." 16/09/23 20:03:37 |
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The Wolf |
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"Tony, why is there a shit in the sink?" 11/09/23 12:03:27 |
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Mr Dome |
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Come on Mavis, only 8976 left to clean. Remember we need to do 10000 steps a day 06/09/23 8:35:09 |
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Lol
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C CaMel |
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“Can you believe it, 9 life sentences.” 05/09/23 12:01:16 |
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The Wolf |
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Interflora has really gone downhill. 04/09/23 8:16:28 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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"I'm more used to driving Double Deckers." 18/08/23 8:12:15 |
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Dave Bryan |
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Fat women riding ostriches? Somehow I don't think it will take off. 30/07/23 20:21:40, edited: 30/07/23 20:38:07 |
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Mr Dome |
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Alecia was annoyed with the person who had stolen her brim 27/07/23 8:10:34 |
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Took me a while, but I finally got there.
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Stephen Bean |
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20/07/23 12:08:41 |
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Tony S |
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28/05/23 8:06:26 |
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Is it not on back to front?
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Neil Mackenzie |
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They were going to sell the house but then decided to keep it. 20/04/23 9:23:24 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''Read the small print, Billy. The Devil is in the detail.'' 08/04/23 8:07:49 |
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The Wolf |
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"THIS IS THE POLICE. PULL OVER, GET OUT OF THE VAN AND SPREAD 'EM." 02/04/23 20:37:25, edited: 02/04/23 20:48:48 |
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He should start doing donuts as a distraction
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Al Overy |
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24/03/23 12:00:12 |
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Tony S |
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When your dad gets married to a Mermaid and you have to share a room with her kid. 23/03/23 12:08:30 |
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John Harrison |
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“Have you tried switching it off and on again?” 08/03/23 20:00:12 |
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Can you find the switch?
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Martin Veith |
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"This teabag's not working." 24/02/23 20:46:39 |
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John Harrison |
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It was the perfect practical joke...Dave hid his wife's hairbrush where he knew she'd never look. 08/02/23 12:08:53 |
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Julia Kinsey |
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“It must’ve shrunk in the carwash" 02/02/23 12:01:35 |
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Julia Kinsey |
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Why do celebrities give their kids such ridiculous names… 26/01/23 12:00:26 |
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James Lennox |
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"Lord Vader, the Rebels are attacking. Perhaps you should change out of your pyjamas." 27/12/22 20:01:39 |
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Stephen Bean |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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Stephen Bean |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share.
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Tony S |
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It was on the A la carte menu. 15/11/22 8:05:23 |
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Neil Mackenzie |
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Come in number 10 your time is up. 10/11/22 17:03:35 |
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John Harrison |
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25/10/22 22:32:00 |
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Paul Gledhill |
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22/10/22 8:00:13 |
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Ian Skelding |
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“I’ll go and get him a blanket.” 26/09/22 8:02:00 |
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 Gassy Statten |
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I can't see the word for the trees. 21/09/22 12:39:37 |
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Tony S |
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I've been asked to do one on Monday with a crown. 14/09/22 12:09:10 |
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Sheila Graham |
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Unfortunately white doves are out of stock. Your order has been substituted. 17/07/22 21:21:09 |
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Stephen Bean |
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"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 20:00:37 |
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James Lennox £50 |
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18/06/22 8:00:31 |
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Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the...
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Dave Bryan |
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16/06/22 20:29:20 |
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Tony Edwards |
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🎵 Pets get physical, physical 🎵 14/06/22 12:59:44 |
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Let me guess - Olivia Mewton John?
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James Lennox |
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17/03/22 8:01:22 |
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Chris Keegan £50 |
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27/10/21 12:06:41 |
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Hi all, many thanks for all your kind comments and votes, I'm in bits! I recently took some time off the site however the rehab clearly didn't work and it's great to be back transfixed to my phone in dark corridors with my fellow captionoholics...
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Dave Bryan |
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''What have you got to say for yourself?'' 15/10/21 12:09:02 |
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Your cat clearly helped you with this one Dave!
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Lucky Elperro £50 |
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22/08/21 12:09:12 |
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Lucky Elperro has insisted I invest the prize money into the running of the site, which is very kind of him. Thanks!
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Willie Johnson |
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The ultimate embarrassment: when you need a tow to get back to base. 26/07/21 8:35:20 |
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Mark England |
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Never try to leave a barbers without paying 01/07/21 12:19:39 |
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Great caption Mark but I think Al Overy deserved a nod for being first to come up with the barber idea which hadn't occurred to me.
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Tony S |
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It got worse when the manager pulled him off at half time. 09/04/21 20:18:47 |
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Vanessa the Guesser £50 |
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25/03/21 20:00:07 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter!
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C CaMel |
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11/03/21 12:10:27 |
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I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". 🙃
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James Lennox |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing.
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Karyn Harrison |
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If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on. 14/10/20 12:30:14 |
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It has a squeeze butt-on.
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James Lennox £50 |
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28/04/20 20:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ...
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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18/04/20 12:11:28 |
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Stephen Bean |
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04/10/19 20:02:43 |
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