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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35529Ian Skelding

“July?”
“Every time my lips move.”

16/02/26 13:15:27

Vivvy En Vote score: 17261Vivvy En

Here's Johnneigh!

11/02/26 8:03:06

RED RUM --James Lennox
Stephen Bean Vote score: 54616Stephen Bean

Curiosity quilled the cat

23/01/26 8:00:24

Vivvy En Vote score: 17261Vivvy En

£50

"You have the right to remain silent"

05/12/25 20:25:02

Not much to say about this one... Well done, Vivvy. Another great win. Congrats 👏  --James Lennox
Stephen Bean Vote score: 54616Stephen Bean

"I hate Monday mourning."

02/11/25 12:02:46

C CaMel Vote score: 20239C CaMel

“He plays poker at the table and craps in the corner.”

30/09/25 12:52:46

And Scrabble at the back door. --Glad You Remember
James Lennox Vote score: 27246James Lennox

£50

-"The bad news is we couldn't save your husband as some bastard was parked in the reserved spot right outside."
-"And the good news?"

16/09/25 7:07:47

Just wanted to pay my respects. Congratulations! Great caption.  --C CaMel
Stephen Bean Vote score: 54616Stephen Bean

"Don't worry, I know someone who can give you legs."

21/07/25 7:07:58

Molly R Vote score: 5355Molly R

"H ... A ... C, I think, or O maybe ... B ..."

21/06/25 7:05:06

Come on John- SEE if you can get it.  --Karen McDonald
Tony Edwards Vote score: 43017Tony Edwards

"Taxi for Mary."

22/05/25 19:19:00

Ben Samuel Vote score: 4701Ben Samuel

This was a bad idea in Heinz sight

11/05/25 19:03:07

John Harrison Vote score: 11365John Harrison

And it's still playing bloody Greensleeves!

13/02/25 8:32:01

Stephen Bean Vote score: 54616Stephen Bean

Pain in the arse

12/01/25 12:03:43

C CaMel Vote score: 20239C CaMel

“The pigs in blankets were for everyone, Dave.”

24/12/24 8:46:41

Al Overy Vote score: 22647Al Overy

A crowd quickly gathered as the loose change fell from Donald's sporran.

21/12/24 12:14:23

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 18669Scrijjy Doo

Get your ducks in a bow.

16/12/24 12:41:28

Al Overy Vote score: 22647Al Overy

"Can either of you use a mouse?"

"We'd love one, thanks for asking!"

10/11/24 12:08:50

Stephen Bean Vote score: 54616Stephen Bean

Ceiling fans

08/11/24 20:01:49

Al Overy Vote score: 22647Al Overy

*BANG*

"For God's sake, Julie! What have I said about bubble gum in bed?"

07/11/24 12:01:23

Stephen Bean Vote score: 54616Stephen Bean

"Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you."

11/10/24 19:02:24

C CaMel Vote score: 20239C CaMel

“Why are so many pages missing?”

26/09/24 11:04:33

Apologies, C C, missed voting on this pic. Have made amends in the Contributor round. --James Lennox
Dave Bryan Vote score: 41244Dave Bryan

Kneel Armstrong

06/09/24 19:38:12, edited: 06/09/24 19:53:57

I really like your Buzz Aldrin caption. If you re-post it I'll give it a vote. --Karyn Harrison
Tiny Alien Vote score: 691Tiny Alien

Steve's idea of a quick prank soon turned to disaster when he dropped the twins

25/08/24 8:51:06

Mark England Vote score: 24343Mark England

"Sorry to butt in, but has anybody seen my wheelchair?"

26/06/24 11:10:15, edited: 26/06/24 11:15:21

Really refreshing to see a narrative caption doing well, nice work Cap Auth. --James Lennox
Al Overy Vote score: 22647Al Overy

The Mile High 'Club'

17/06/24 11:05:22

Ben Samuel Vote score: 4701Ben Samuel

Contains ground beef

13/06/24 11:02:52

John Harrison Vote score: 11365John Harrison

When you regret going paperless.

11/06/24 11:25:01

John Harrison Vote score: 11365John Harrison

"No, no...you get off to work. We'll be fine."

16/05/24 7:07:51

John Harrison Vote score: 11365John Harrison

🎵Climb every fountain..🎵

03/05/24 7:10:42

monty D Vote score: 2230monty D

I've been squatting here since the Tennant left

30/04/24 7:08:12

Stephen Bean Vote score: 54616Stephen Bean

Laps of memory

20/04/24 7:07:52

Stephen Bean Vote score: 54616Stephen Bean

"Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin."

12/03/24 8:37:11

Dave Bryan Vote score: 41244Dave Bryan

Messcafe

26/02/24 20:03:33

David  Michael Vote score: 1686David Michael

You know that feeling when your last meal comes back to haunt you...

23/02/24 8:21:33

Mr Dome  Vote score: 20601Mr Dome

She's gonna put the thermometer where??!

09/02/24 12:21:33

Stephen Bean Vote score: 54616Stephen Bean

Logbook

09/02/24 8:04:44

C CaMel Vote score: 20239C CaMel

“When you switched off her life support but she pulls through and finds out.”

26/11/23 8:01:55

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?"

"It was a birthday present."

23/11/23 8:17:42

If it applies, I'd say this. I was in a similar position to Al and Karen where I didn't have enough super votes to vote up a caption. Karyn was kind enough to give me 20 super votes which I then returned to her but used a supe --Glyn Evans
Brian Butterfield Vote score: 1425Brian Butterfield

"The good news is we haven't replaced your job with extremely complex and sophisticated AI robotics"
"And the bad news?"

17/11/23 20:14:43

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

Beetledeuce.

17/11/23 9:04:41

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

"Guys, I have a busy morning. Are you interested in buying the house or not?"

13/11/23 20:09:22

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 16856Hercules Rockefeller

"Take a seat. The Doctor will see you shortly."

10/11/23 12:06:48

I dunno. I think this photo is doctored. --Willie Johnson
Karen McDonald Vote score: 6700Karen McDonald

To prevent further flooding of the Thames, plans go ahead for a huge dyke to be constructed.

01/11/23 8:11:13

Stephen Bean Vote score: 54616Stephen Bean

New Kid on the Buck

27/10/23 19:00:32

KT A Vote score: 13468KT A

Dave's body moss index was getting ridiculous

01/10/23 11:28:40

Al Overy Vote score: 22647Al Overy

Upon losing, he began screaming, shouting and rolling on the floor, which was disgraceful behaviour for a 65 year old town councillor.

06/08/23 19:31:04

My apologies, Chris. I would delete it, but it would make nonsense of your and Glyn's responses. --Molly R
Julia Kinsey Vote score: 2549Julia Kinsey

It's too wet to woo

20/07/23 19:11:07

James Lennox Vote score: 27246James Lennox

Looks like the shit's hit the van.

16/07/23 7:23:55

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 18669Scrijjy Doo

Crocodile Undie

18/06/23 12:08:46

John Harrison Vote score: 11365John Harrison

“Suella freakin’ Braverman…what’s yours?”

23/05/23 7:00:20

Stephen Bean Vote score: 54616Stephen Bean

"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber."

17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10

Dave Bryan Vote score: 41244Dave Bryan

Cold Trafford

10/04/23 7:00:09

Tony S Vote score: 13376Tony S

"Sorry sir ,hand luggage only."

31/03/23 7:22:24

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35529Ian Skelding

Spot the Bawl

12/03/23 12:14:31, edited: 12/03/23 18:22:43

Chris Keegan Vote score: 15837Chris Keegan

When Dave couldn’t find a charging point he used his initiative.

10/03/23 12:00:21

Julie Bridge Vote score: 1045Julie Bridge

Beware of colours that run.

20/01/23 20:07:45

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35529Ian Skelding

£25

“Sat nav says bear to the left”

16/12/22 20:30:21, edited: 01/01/23 21:31:06

Thanks very much for all the comments, happy new year to you all 🙂 --Ian Skelding
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 25287Vanessa the Guesser

That would explain the Yellow Pages.

24/10/22 19:00:13

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 25287Vanessa the Guesser

"Come on now, it's pasture bedtime"

27/09/22 19:01:39

Al Overy Vote score: 22647Al Overy

For those who like to torque with their mouth full.

19/09/22 7:00:15

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 16401Neil Mackenzie

I told them Tour of Liverpool was a bad idea.

09/09/22 12:37:06

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 25287Vanessa the Guesser

It's no wonder they remained unseeded.

06/09/22 19:09:55

Stephen Bean Vote score: 54616Stephen Bean

£50

  "Piss off Dave. Bills already given me two mirrors and a windscreen wiper."

01/04/22 11:10:36

Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
Tony S Vote score: 13376Tony S

Monastery of sound.

30/03/22 11:50:56

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 24667Troompa Loompa

W.C. Fields

23/11/21 12:04:59

Dave Bryan Vote score: 41244Dave Bryan

Stoned baked pizza

08/08/21 19:20:57

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face
  Find out more on our website..

09/05/21 7:03:42

No intention to undermine the caption, I liked it and voted for it, but the placard is deliberately satirical. The clues are the "I agree with the SJC" badge and the "myage.us" website (which were both pro equality related), the rainbow flag, ... --James Lennox
Al Overy Vote score: 22647Al Overy

"I'm afraid I'll have to leave it there as I'm really bad at painting chairs."

30/04/21 19:00:34

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

Antarctic expedition diary. Day 1.

Me and my fellow explorers were getting tired. The freezing conditions and sharp winds were starting to affect our strength and patience. After a 50 mile hike through the difficult terrain, we stopped to eat some energy gels from our survival packs. What happened next we could have never predicted. Derbyshire Police turned up and fined us £200 for having a f*cking picnic.

14/01/21 12:10:07

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

£50

Meerkat fancy dress costumes have become increasingly popular  within Denmarks Mink population.

10/11/20 8:00:16

Many thanks to you all for your votes and kind words. Additional thanks to Chris for providing and maintaining the site and for choosing me for this month's winner. This was one of those captions which I nearly didn't post because I thought it w... --The Wolf
The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

Dear Santa. For Christmas this year I'd love some thermal underpants.

05/10/20 19:27:23

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35529Ian Skelding

"Right, that's curry sauce, mango chutney, basmati rice, onion bhaji, poppadoms and a Nan."

15/03/20 12:57:09

C CaMel Vote score: 20239C CaMel

Now in stock.

13/08/19 19:43:44

Mark England Vote score: 24343Mark England

"Flippin' hell, Edmund, Who cares if it's creased? Just stick the flag in the bloody summit"

24/06/19 19:30:04

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

£50

Children should be seen and not blurred.

10/05/19 7:49:01

No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.) --stone face
  Smuldo Vote score: 11761 Smuldo

"God, Shave the Queen..."

04/05/19 19:00:10

Joe Vote score: 2353Joe

🎵 Wheel meat again 🎵

02/05/19 13:04:27

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 8978Crunchy Chords
  I always cry at weldings.

26/04/19 13:59:11

Mr Dome  Vote score: 20601Mr Dome

Read my lips...

28/02/19 8:18:57

Stu Dent Vote score: 5769Stu Dent

When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age

08/02/19 20:05:14

Typo "meant", but nice caption :) --James Lennox
C CaMel Vote score: 20239C CaMel

'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.'

19/01/19 20:19:53

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

£50

Shark ingested daughters.

15/12/18 12:00:10

I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year --Welsh Rarebit
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Irritable Owl Syndrome

23/10/18 11:00:17

Funny Bean Vote score: 54616Funny Bean
  One Million Years P.C.

07/10/18 11:00:09

Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
Chris Keegan Vote score: 15837Chris Keegan

"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over"

17/09/18 11:00:08

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

This sort of thing just makes me cross

07/09/18 7:14:55

Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..."

06/09/18 13:02:48

Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

Force Feeding

06/08/18 7:23:05

Chris Keegan Vote score: 15837Chris Keegan

The final episode of Peppa Pig

02/11/17 8:14:09

Ross Davidson Vote score: 1726Ross Davidson

The next drink was complimentary.

19/07/16 10:52:50

Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

West Cider Story.

22/03/16 12:03:32

♫ I feel slitty, oh so slitty ♫  --Boycie
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6321Lucky Elperro

"Where's the snake darling?"
"Upstairs with the twins."

23/01/16 23:08:48

Hey, Lucky. Like our friend, Zac, I see that you won two out of three in "your row." But, can you sweep a whole row, get a triple? No pressure. Just sayin'...you came pretty close.  --Greg Curtis
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 20737Dan Nicholls

"Do you remember, a little boy wrote to you 18 years ago asking for a bike and a truck? That was me motherf*cker".

22/09/15 19:06:38

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Pasture bedtime

20/09/15 19:05:58

Have to agree with Mr Glover - this is a winner. --Dan Nicholls
Greg Curtis Vote score: 9513Greg Curtis

"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?"

02/08/15 8:43:57

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach.

29/01/15 12:14:36

Stephen Bean Vote score: 54616Stephen Bean

Shore Khan

09/02/26 12:03:15

Stephen Bean Vote score: 54616Stephen Bean

Tot Gun

09/02/26 8:00:12

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 20737Dan Nicholls

I see the Chemist has a sale on for factor 50.

08/02/26 12:04:19

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 8978Crunchy Chords

"What should we name him, Joseph?"
"Let me get a good look at him and I'll tell you-JESUS CHRIST!!"

28/01/26 20:02:49

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