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Mark England Vote score: 16502Mark England

"You spoil that bloody bat!"

27/04/20 12:12:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9394Mr Dome

When are we taking the tree down?

27/04/20 12:45:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21921Ian Skelding

"Bloody hell, that's a powerful Hoover the people in the flat above have got."

27/04/20 12:19:36

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6508Glyn Evans

"That's the last time I ask you to change a light bulb."

27/04/20 12:21:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5597Vivvy En

"Ha! Let's see Rover pee up this one..."

27/04/20 12:20:54

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 678Generic RedHead

¡sɐɯʇsıɹɥɔ ʎɹɹǝɯ

27/04/20 17:16:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6966The Wolf

"I told you we shouldn't have invited James Lennox over for Christmas"

27/04/20 12:00:10

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Is it because of what I did at last year's Christmas party? --James Lennox
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

"Paddy just hates the needles going on the floor."

27/04/20 15:30:46

 
Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

"Kids this year Santa is going to 'shower' you with presents!"

27/04/20 12:51:07

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 306alexandra ball

Christmas tree for cat owners.

27/04/20 15:58:29

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

Xmas spruce up.

27/04/20 12:28:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11491Vanessa the Guesser

Well hung with nice balls.

27/04/20 12:17:10

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11583 Smuldo

Just another Christmas at Dynamo's house.

27/04/20 12:14:19

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

If you have a dyslexic child, be sure to check they don't send their letter to Satan.

27/04/20 12:08:28

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5932Tosser Wivlov

Well you wanted one that touched the ceiling.

28/04/20 12:48:32

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 99Fozzgog B.

Christmas in the Escher household

27/04/20 21:52:38

 
Mark England Vote score: 16502Mark England

Not another bloody cat picture

27/04/20 12:19:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

"When I asked you to put the Christmas tree up…"

27/04/20 12:15:24

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

Pinterest search: cartoon baddie drills into home ideas.

27/04/20 15:54:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

"In the summer we have a ceiling rose."

27/04/20 12:20:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6508Glyn Evans

"This is what you get when you declare war on the North Pole. I was expecting Missiletoe"

27/04/20 12:16:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31399Tony Edwards

The Holy Trinitree

27/04/20 12:15:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21921Ian Skelding

Stalaglites

27/04/20 12:03:39

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Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

We've been in lockdown so long, everything is topsy-turvy.

27/04/20 12:01:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11491Vanessa the Guesser

My wife's always promising me gifts down under.

27/04/20 12:00:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

♬ Oz Christmas tree, Oz Christmas tree
How lovely are thy branches..... ♬

27/04/20 12:00:13

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

Defying Gravitree

27/04/20 12:00:06

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5932Tosser Wivlov

Honey, I think I've solved that problem about no spare sockets.

28/04/20 12:50:31

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5932Tosser Wivlov

It's a bit over the top

28/04/20 11:08:06

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 70Anthony Smith

New! The most colourful, extravagant lampshade ever!
Bonus feature: Converts to a Christmas tree with the supplied stand!

27/04/20 19:21:29

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4448Lucky Elperro

“A cryptex. They are used to keep secrets. It's da Vinci's design. You write the information on a papyrus scroll which is then rolled up around a thin vial of vinegar...then you get pissed up, hide it in a Christmas tree and stick it up on the ceiling".

27/04/20 17:52:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

Traditionalists claim this is Treeson.

27/04/20 17:00:17

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2093Scrijjy Doo

Christmas Eave

27/04/20 16:48:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

"Groot chandelier love."

27/04/20 16:44:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

Christmas Eaves.

27/04/20 16:41:16

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3200Crunchy Chords

🎵 O Tannendown, O Tannendown... 🎵

27/04/20 15:37:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

Undecended boughs.

27/04/20 15:33:13

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1354Karen Oakenfull

“Tonight on, ‘Maximising Home Space’....Ideas for Christmas!”

27/04/20 15:14:20

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

Dad just wanted a roof over our heads for Xmas.

27/04/20 15:11:00

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2093Scrijjy Doo

Antichrist-mas is pretty similar to regular Christmas.

27/04/20 14:54:47

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5557Paul Reeve

“I made the mistake of asking him to decorate the front room while we were on lockdown.”

27/04/20 13:53:33

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1358Willie Johnson

That's the biggest mistletoe I've ever seen.

27/04/20 13:38:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31399Tony Edwards

Treelight

27/04/20 13:02:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21921Ian Skelding

"Mum, where's the fairy?"
"She's having a lie down, the blood rushed to her head."

27/04/20 12:54:49

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1461Rachel P

We like to spruce up the living room now and again

27/04/20 12:24:48

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1461Rachel P

Decorations in April have been overturned

27/04/20 12:17:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

It's different, but I've seen stranger things...

27/04/20 12:12:53

 
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