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Roley Martin
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I make videos and write songs : www.youtube.com/RoleyMartin
Age: 42
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8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies. 28/10/11 21:02:18 |
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27/10/11 11:17:46 |
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14/06/12 11:05:30 |
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17/10/11 13:32:27 |
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07/05/12 20:01:05 |
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Johnny lost 2 fingers and a thumb fingering a bunch of fans after his show. 17/04/12 20:05:52 |
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10/05/12 11:00:21 |
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09/05/12 11:00:07 |
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08/12/11 20:10:15 |
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Lads, it's bad news, Davey Jones won't be joining us..... 08/04/12 7:41:39 |
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21/02/12 11:00:21 |
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06/11/11 17:10:18 |
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18/07/12 11:02:41 |
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Julie curls up on her single bed 19/02/12 11:01:31 |
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16/11/11 11:09:00 |
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29/10/11 20:13:22 |
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04/09/13 20:01:15 |
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... Moog and a Casio.Only funny to those that know 'Electro Gypsy' by Savlonic --Lee Hauxwell
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29/08/13 8:00:53 |
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12/06/12 11:00:07 |
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Look at the size of these wafers! We're gonna need a Super Bowl. 24/04/12 11:46:46 |
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14/03/12 11:52:53 |
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24/02/12 20:51:45 |
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13/02/12 12:15:18 |
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It wasn't the first time Joe had sat on his own stool. 10/01/12 11:02:44 |
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13/12/11 12:07:12 |
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07/12/11 20:24:51 |
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13/11/11 22:00:03 |
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02/10/13 20:00:10 |
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11/09/13 11:29:45 |
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22/10/12 20:00:09 |
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08/05/12 12:09:35 |
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01/05/12 11:01:27 |
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22/04/12 20:15:16 |
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06/12/11 13:06:13 |
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It was Gary's Glitter that attracted the boys. 24/11/11 11:02:12 |
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A dog is for life, not just for captions. 20/10/11 11:25:16 |
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The Neigh York Police Department. 09/09/13 20:00:14 |
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I thought it was Fillydelphia --Mark England
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02/09/13 20:11:14 |
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The Choir Boys are becoming more resistant these days... 13/06/12 11:08:20 |
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He can hardly contain himself. 22/04/12 23:22:18 |
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02/04/12 12:26:02 |
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I don't know why he's wearing a jumper?, it's roasting outside. 29/02/12 21:04:48 |
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24/02/12 21:47:44 |
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Brad and Angelina buy new vending machine. 03/02/12 11:29:08 |
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02/02/12 12:16:05 |
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05/01/12 11:01:06 |
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Brilliant! I'm sick of my net curtains. 14/12/11 20:05:40 |
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That's the last time I use Bodyform with wings. 12/12/11 11:07:22 |
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It was quicker for E.T to call a cab than to phone home. 29/11/11 11:25:52 |
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Julies future walked past and into the distance.... 24/05/12 11:03:53 |
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Woman with no legs performs handstand. 23/05/12 12:40:56 |
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21/04/12 7:22:51 |
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Driving with Jew care and attention. 01/04/12 22:28:19 |
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A Sunday Service was held in their honour 21/03/12 11:09:43 |
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13/03/12 20:03:29 |
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05/01/12 11:02:39 |
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08/12/11 11:32:54 |
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16/11/11 11:02:29 |
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01/11/11 20:32:21 |
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27/09/13 20:27:24 |
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15/09/13 20:27:52 |
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Creepy. Hilarious, but creepy. --Michael Winner
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29/08/13 8:03:45 |
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V. Good, alas I'm all out of Lolz --Lee Hauxwell
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19/05/12 11:13:32 |
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I'd say she was a 36 double see. 19/04/12 11:00:46 |
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Lads, I nailed this bird last night. 26/03/12 11:00:34 |
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14/03/12 21:12:50 |
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Mrs Slocombe dries her wet pussy. 11/02/12 11:40:22 |
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27/11/11 19:04:31 |
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20/11/11 8:42:20 |
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They haven't seen down under in years. 30/10/11 20:17:45 |
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19/10/11 11:21:20 |
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It's gonna be sooo funny when he wakes up. 18/10/11 13:14:51 |
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15/09/13 8:00:54 |
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'Calm down Gepetto, Pinnochio who?' 29/08/13 12:02:11 |
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Brilliant :-) Wish I had supervote quota for this! --Chris Beach
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07/06/12 12:15:15 |
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Some would describe them as 'Rats with wings', but I love kids. 20/05/12 14:10:13 |
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01/05/12 12:00:48 |
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28/04/12 14:03:10 |
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We're gonna need more Duracell. 24/04/12 20:05:29 |
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16/04/12 21:13:38 |
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That reminds me, need more maggots. 11/04/12 11:10:14 |
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The Steps concert was a wash out. 07/04/12 11:53:20 |
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08/03/12 20:36:43 |
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11/02/12 20:01:21 |
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06/12/11 13:11:59 |
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It was only a matter of time before someone blew his brains out. 06/12/11 13:07:52 |
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18/11/11 11:02:53 |
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And that's not all, I've got crabs too! 17/11/11 11:02:29 |
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15/11/11 13:57:28 |
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Art is a way of exressing Arse souls 10/11/11 21:33:04 |
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'Leaf me alone, you're getting on my wicker'. 05/11/11 7:43:18 |
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27/10/11 20:22:10 |
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19/10/11 11:03:36 |
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Cindy found it hard to think outside the box. 16/10/11 20:32:24 |
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Hold on tight Jen, this thing's about to go down quicker than your mom at an orgy. 08/10/13 12:16:30 |
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06/10/13 12:01:37 |
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23/09/13 8:42:16 |
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19/08/12 12:01:14 |
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31/05/12 11:05:07 |
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Typical builders! making a meal of it. 07/05/12 11:02:41 |
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15/04/12 14:04:19 |
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03/04/12 20:23:50 |
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Well that's 2 more than your last tour Mr Glitter. 23/02/12 11:03:23 |
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18/02/12 20:21:23 |
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18/02/12 12:17:40 |
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In the name of the father,and of the son, and of the HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! 14/02/12 12:34:24 |
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13/02/12 8:01:42 |
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I'm forever rowing bubbles.... 09/02/12 21:30:39 |
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05/02/12 8:21:17 |
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22/01/12 7:35:20 |
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04/01/12 21:22:12 |
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18/12/11 12:15:24 |
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You need 2 toothbrushes if you're Goofy. 15/12/11 11:14:27 |
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05/12/11 16:47:33 |
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29/11/11 20:30:52 |
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23/11/11 12:13:49 |
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16/11/11 11:20:15 |
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10/11/11 14:29:14 |
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01/11/11 20:15:11 |
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30/10/11 11:03:26 |
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07/10/13 12:19:00 |
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24/09/13 12:27:51 |
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12/06/12 11:01:47 |
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Some folk really stick their necks on the line. 07/06/12 21:20:14 |
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24/05/12 20:01:45 |
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The cheap car that will cost a bomb. 23/05/12 20:00:54 |
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Cereal Killers dispose of the bodies. 07/05/12 11:00:14 |
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I was wondering what he was doing for a minute, and then it twigged. 01/05/12 11:10:22 |
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Cummer cummer cummer cummer cummer chameleon. 16/04/12 21:13:14 |
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Scottish kids will play out in all weathers, come wind, rain, shine or snow!, it Disney matter. 10/02/12 13:52:41 |
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Next I'll be showing you how to cook up a lightsabery snack. 02/01/12 21:06:07 |
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29/12/11 20:18:58 |
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'are you in?' 21/12/11 20:53:03 |
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Jen loves nothing more than to get high and go raven. 12/12/11 11:18:28 |
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Fatter than a speeding Bullet. 06/12/11 20:25:44 |
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It started with a bit of grass...then crack..... 25/11/11 20:47:07 |
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21/11/11 11:00:55 |
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That man looks ridiculous!, who has a goatee these days? 20/11/11 11:05:38 |
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Invisible Man saves drowning woman. 04/11/11 11:24:25 |
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02/11/11 20:10:18 |
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Boy falls off raft trying to Taiwan 26/10/11 11:12:47 |
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Beating Arthritis - It's a joint effort. 23/10/11 6:37:08 |
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Focus clearly isn't on abandoned puppies. 20/10/11 9:04:01 |
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Shocking!! There's skids about. 16/09/13 20:47:58 |
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'Yes!,This is the Royal Albert Hall Stevie' said the ever pranking Paul McCartney. 16/09/13 12:18:26 |
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His "NEW" look. --Guideaux
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Father Jack was feeling a little ginger. 28/08/13 20:45:41 |
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05/09/12 12:03:18 |
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None of Joey's photos made cents anymore. 19/08/12 12:02:02 |
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I'll make sure Yugo nowhere lad. 27/06/12 11:00:27 |
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09/06/12 11:05:28 |
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30/05/12 22:54:02 |
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♫ ♬ Where me keys?, Where missile?.♫ ♬ 29/05/12 11:24:56 |
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Dan's cockle get him into trouble if he's not careful. 24/05/12 11:05:21 |
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20/05/12 20:44:16 |
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Unfortunately Skydeck is now closed due to a Short Circuit. 04/05/12 11:57:38 |
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I bought these glasses off a bloke with 1 ear. 26/04/12 12:05:37 |
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20/04/12 20:37:54 |
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Just £1 a month will help prevent further chair abuse such as this. 18/04/12 12:24:45 |
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It's a Fiat...hehe
11:01am
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I'll make sure Yugo nowhere lad. [Roley Martin]
V. Good, alas I'm all out of Lolz
8:05am
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Clark Can't [Roley Martin]
Brilliant
Wish I had supervote quota for this!
12:20pm
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'Calm down Gepetto, Pinnochio who?' [Roley Martin]
That's the budget fares branch of Derry Air.
Air Arsehole
10:14pm
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A nice use of air arse hole. [Roley Martin]
... Moog and a Casio.
Only funny to those that know 'Electro Gypsy' by Savlonic
7:01pm
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Yama aha ha [Roley Martin]
Does the horse think it's a big apple?
8:19pm
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The Neigh York Police Department. [Roley Martin]
I thought it was Fillydelphia
9:20pm
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The Neigh York Police Department. [Roley Martin]
Creepy. Hilarious, but creepy.
10:07pm
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Savile's Row [Roley Martin]
Cruel but funny.
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'Yes!,This is the Royal Albert Hall Stevie' said the ever pranking Paul McCartney. [Roley Martin]
His "NEW" look.
12:55pm
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'Yes!,This is the Royal Albert Hall Stevie' said the ever pranking Paul McCartney. [Roley Martin]