8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies.

28/10/11 20:02:18

Trying to make N's meet.

27/10/11 10:17:46

Harley David's son

14/06/12 10:05:30

Grafeeti

17/12/11 20:01:35

Just add Marge

17/10/11 12:32:27

Elvis Castella

07/05/12 19:01:05

Johnny lost 2 fingers and a thumb fingering a bunch of fans after his show.

17/04/12 19:05:52

John's disguise was foiled.

10/05/12 10:00:21

Pressing Paws.

09/05/12 10:00:07

Antarcticar

08/12/11 20:10:15

Wider-Man

30/05/12 10:00:10

Lads, it's bad news, Davey Jones won't be joining us.....

08/04/12 6:41:39

High Scream Cone

21/02/12 11:00:21

Core tina

16/02/12 20:01:42

Caught bread handed.

06/11/11 17:10:18

Blue Suede Zoos

18/07/12 10:02:41

Julie curls up on her single bed

19/02/12 11:01:31

Jimmy Chews.

16/11/11 11:09:00

Every witch way but west.

29/10/11 19:13:22

Yama aha ha

04/09/13 19:01:15

Bull 1 Matador 0

29/08/13 7:00:53

Ann Kerr

12/06/12 10:00:07

Look at the size of these wafers! We're gonna need a Super Bowl.

24/04/12 10:46:46

Diner Ross

14/03/12 11:52:53

Bridget Jones Diarrhea

24/02/12 20:51:45

Hollow be thy name

13/02/12 12:15:18

It wasn't the first time Joe had sat on his own stool.

10/01/12 11:02:44

Kevin had grazed his face.

13/12/11 12:07:12

National Expressionism

07/12/11 20:24:51

Kay, 9

13/11/11 22:00:03

Weetabrix

02/10/13 19:00:10

Rod n Emo

11/09/13 10:29:45

The Klu Klux Stan

22/10/12 19:00:09

The Empire snorts Crack

08/05/12 11:09:35

Bloody Poles are everywhere.

01/05/12 10:01:27

Just in Beaker

22/04/12 19:15:16

Phwoarr eyes.

19/04/12 10:03:52

Babe in the Wood.

26/03/12 10:02:30

A Buoy

15/02/12 11:32:52

John had met his match

06/12/11 13:06:13

It was Gary's Glitter that attracted the boys.

24/11/11 11:02:12

A dog is for life, not just for captions.

20/10/11 10:25:16

The Neigh York Police Department.

09/09/13 19:00:14

Out of his tree

02/09/13 19:11:14

The Choir Boys are becoming more resistant these days...

13/06/12 10:08:20

He can hardly contain himself.

22/04/12 22:22:18

Cow n Gate

02/04/12 11:26:02

I don't know why he's wearing a jumper?, it's roasting outside.

29/02/12 21:04:48

female of the faeces

24/02/12 21:47:44

Brad and Angelina buy new vending machine.

03/02/12 11:29:08

broom...BROOM!!!!

02/02/12 12:16:05

Porn on the cob

05/01/12 11:01:06

Brilliant! I'm sick of my net curtains.

14/12/11 20:05:40

That's the last time I use Bodyform with wings.

12/12/11 11:07:22

It was quicker for E.T to call a cab than to phone home.

29/11/11 11:25:52

Julies future walked past and into the distance....

24/05/12 10:03:53

Woman with no legs performs handstand.

23/05/12 11:40:56

It's a Water Raleigh

21/04/12 6:22:51

Driving with Jew care and attention.

01/04/12 21:28:19

A Sunday Service was held in their honour

21/03/12 11:09:43

Double Glazing Sailsman

13/03/12 20:03:29

Cornography

05/01/12 11:02:39

Water Mark

08/12/11 11:32:54

Uncrumbfortable

16/11/11 11:02:29

Flingermouse.

01/11/11 20:32:21

Kung Flue

27/09/13 19:27:24

Savile's Row

15/09/13 19:27:52

Clark Can't

29/08/13 7:03:45

John O' Gropes

19/05/12 10:13:32

I'd say she was a 36 double see.

19/04/12 10:00:46

Lads, I nailed this bird last night.

26/03/12 10:00:34

A 12"

14/03/12 21:12:50

Mrs Slocombe dries her wet pussy.

11/02/12 11:40:22

Rob a dinghy

27/11/11 19:04:31

After a string of misunderstandings, the Society of Exquisite Xylophones were considering changing their name.

20/11/11 8:42:20

They haven't seen down under in years.

30/10/11 20:17:45

Boney M-irates

19/10/11 10:21:20

It's gonna be sooo funny when he wakes up.

18/10/11 12:14:51

Row row road your boat....

15/09/13 7:00:54

lol

'Calm down Gepetto, Pinnochio who?'

29/08/13 11:02:11

Crocodile Thumbdee

07/06/12 11:15:15

Some would describe them as 'Rats with wings', but I love kids.

20/05/12 13:10:13

Ed above water.

01/05/12 11:00:48

Stoned

28/04/12 13:03:10

We're gonna need more Duracell.

24/04/12 19:05:29

Taste the Rainbow

16/04/12 20:13:38

That reminds me, need more maggots.

11/04/12 10:10:14

The Steps concert was a wash out.

07/04/12 10:53:20

Sun block

08/03/12 20:36:43

Oi! Get out of town.

16/02/12 11:24:28

Warning : Scale Force Winds

11/02/12 20:01:21

Hair Wick

06/12/11 13:11:59

It was only a matter of time before someone blew his brains out.

06/12/11 13:07:52

4 good fellows

18/11/11 11:02:53

And that's not all, I've got crabs too!

17/11/11 11:02:29

2 girls, 1 chuppa chup.

15/11/11 13:57:28

Art is a way of exressing Arse souls

10/11/11 21:33:04

'Leaf me alone, you're getting on my wicker'.

05/11/11 7:43:18

2 reds are better than 1

27/10/11 19:22:10

Iranorexic.

19/10/11 10:03:36