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"...so I said, 'what ceiling fan?'..."
18/04/19 20:37:57
Carlos was well known for being calm and level headed during interviews.
18/04/19 20:00:06
He drives the prison bus, he is known to the inmates as the Flat Head Screw Driver.
18/04/19 23:57:31
"I'm sorry, do you have any paracetamol? I was playing in an orchestra last night and it must have been loud as I have a killer headache"
18/04/19 20:00:32
“We were very tightly packed in the lorry”
18/04/19 20:08:17
"Actually, I don't think of it like that; it's more like 'a PROCEEDING forehead.' "
18/04/19 23:30:39
"Thank-you, thank-you. Nobody expected the event to last 5 years, but it was worth it to be crowned World Headstand Champion."
18/04/19 21:00:28
How did the bungee jump go?
18/04/19 20:17:56
"After the break, we talk to a prolific painter of self-landscapes."
18/04/19 21:35:25
"...so it turns out, being seven foot tall isn't so great if you're a helicopter pilot."
18/04/19 20:39:13
“....I used be a break dancer in my teens.”
18/04/19 20:04:03
"The council’s excessive use of speed bumps has had a significant impact on our community."
18/04/19 23:26:57
Some of the other competitors in the world Balance A Beer On Your Head championships began to wonder whether to continue with their entries
18/04/19 22:03:44
That is the last time i get baby bio, mixed up with my suntan lotion.
18/04/19 20:28:15
“....and that’s why they call me Anvil.”
18/04/19 20:02:54
Even his hair was trying to escape from his forehead.
18/04/19 20:00:33
Level-headed.
18/04/19 20:00:07
- lots of people are calling you sexy and hot. What have you got to say about that?- I am flat'ead
19/04/19 10:04:14
"Can I recommend the new Dyson superblast 2000 hairdryer? Well yesterday they called me Afro Bill."
18/04/19 21:35:28
This is what happens when you cross a man with a tortoise..Stop it scientists it's not funny.
18/04/19 21:33:33
He invented the square melon
18/04/19 21:13:10
Well, he did keep his promise to give him head.
18/04/19 21:10:57
Beads of sweat began to drip from Daniel's fourhead as he answered the reporter's tough questions.
18/04/19 21:03:59
Why do you carry your baby son so close to your mouth?
18/04/19 20:54:13
"The last thing I remember is somebody yelling DUCK!"
18/04/19 20:48:04
'...I know. But by the time I heard the screams 'WATCH OUT FOR THE LIFT' it was too late'
18/04/19 20:47:38
Before and after applying Rogaine.
18/04/19 20:42:01
"I was a four steps delivery.""You mean forceps?""I know what I said."
18/04/19 20:41:50
Nice hair slide
18/04/19 20:37:05
Heddie Large
18/04/19 20:36:47
Follically challenged.
18/04/19 20:33:51
"In my spare time I work as a table..."
18/04/19 20:32:18
"Here, use this ink stick, rub it all over the bald bit, the colour match is perfect."
18/04/19 20:24:06
"I warned you not to use Wash 'n' Go."
18/04/19 20:22:21
"So you're saying that you are the love child of Kelsey Grammer and Alien?"
18/04/19 20:21:15
"The fans say my hairstyle takes the biscuit so they call me Garibaldi..."
18/04/19 20:19:59
"Sorry, I really don't know who you are, but your clearly a HUGE Clare Balding fan"
18/04/19 20:17:51
At my lowest point I even tried hanging myself with my braces.
18/04/19 20:15:31
Frank N. Further
18/04/19 20:12:51
"We are in the final...that's a loaf off my mind"
18/04/19 20:09:13
Herr Slip
18/04/19 20:01:44
See Bald Spot. See Bald Spot Run.
18/04/19 20:01:08
Tefal head
18/04/19 20:01:02
"Yes, being conjoined in the head can be difficult at times, especially when my twin is a werewolf."
18/04/19 20:00:25
"I understand your mother sadly passed away during childbirth, are you aware of what happened?"
18/04/19 20:00:21
"I've also got receeding gums to match."
18/04/19 20:00:08
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