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Michael Winner Vote score: 22150Michael Winner

"...so I said, 'what ceiling fan?'..."

18/04/19 20:37:57

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Keep chuckling to this a lot. It’s a brilliant caption 😃 --Karen Oakenfull
The Wolf Vote score: 3886The Wolf

Carlos was well known for being calm and level headed during interviews.

18/04/19 20:00:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

He drives the prison bus, he is known to the inmates as the Flat Head Screw Driver.

18/04/19 23:57:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3886The Wolf

"I'm sorry, do you have any paracetamol? I was playing in an orchestra last night and it must have been loud as I have a killer headache"

18/04/19 20:00:32

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

“We were very tightly packed in the lorry”

18/04/19 20:08:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5637Greg Curtis

"Actually, I don't think of it like that; it's more like 'a PROCEEDING forehead.' "

18/04/19 23:30:39

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2627James Lennox

"Thank-you, thank-you. Nobody expected the event to last 5 years, but it was worth it to be crowned World Headstand Champion."

18/04/19 21:00:28

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

How did the bungee jump go?

18/04/19 20:17:56

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

"After the break, we talk to a prolific painter of self-landscapes."

18/04/19 21:35:25

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22150Michael Winner

"...so it turns out, being seven foot tall isn't so great if you're a helicopter pilot."

18/04/19 20:39:13

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

“....I used be a break dancer in my teens.”

18/04/19 20:04:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3961Stephen Bean

"The council’s excessive use of speed bumps has had a significant impact on our community."

18/04/19 23:26:57

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 64Poxy Jock

Some of the other competitors in the world Balance A Beer On Your Head championships began to wonder whether to continue with their entries

18/04/19 22:03:44

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

That is the last time i get baby bio, mixed up with my suntan lotion.

18/04/19 20:28:15

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

“....and that’s why they call me Anvil.”

18/04/19 20:02:54

 
Molly R Vote score: 1023Molly R

Even his hair was trying to escape from his forehead.

18/04/19 20:00:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

Level-headed.

18/04/19 20:00:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7137Mr Dome

- lots of people are calling you sexy and hot. What have you got to say about that?
- I am flat'ead

19/04/19 10:04:14

 
stone face Vote score: 4878stone face

"Can I recommend the new Dyson superblast 2000 hairdryer? Well yesterday they called me Afro Bill."

18/04/19 21:35:28

 
stone face Vote score: 4878stone face

This is what happens when you cross a man with a tortoise..Stop it scientists it's not funny.

18/04/19 21:33:33

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Well, he did keep his promise to give him head.

18/04/19 21:10:57

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Beads of sweat began to drip from Daniel's fourhead as he answered the reporter's tough questions.

18/04/19 21:03:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7137Mr Dome

Why do you carry your baby son so close to your mouth?

18/04/19 20:54:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2627James Lennox

"The last thing I remember is somebody yelling DUCK!"

18/04/19 20:48:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7137Mr Dome

'...I know. But by the time I heard the screams 'WATCH OUT FOR THE LIFT' it was too late'

18/04/19 20:47:38

 
larry G. Vote score: 1345larry G.

Before and after applying Rogaine.

18/04/19 20:42:01

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22150Michael Winner

"I was a four steps delivery."
"You mean forceps?"
"I know what I said."

18/04/19 20:41:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7137Mr Dome

Nice hair slide

18/04/19 20:37:05

 
Mark England Vote score: 15248Mark England

Heddie Large

18/04/19 20:36:47

 
larry G. Vote score: 1345larry G.

Follically challenged.

18/04/19 20:33:51

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11027 Smuldo

"In my spare time I work as a table..."

18/04/19 20:32:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19319John Glover

"Here, use this ink stick, rub it all over the bald bit, the colour match is perfect."

18/04/19 20:24:06

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2675Karyn Harrison

"I warned you not to use Wash 'n' Go."

18/04/19 20:22:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

"So you're saying that you are the love child of Kelsey Grammer and Alien?"

18/04/19 20:21:15

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11027 Smuldo

"The fans say my hairstyle takes the biscuit so they call me Garibaldi..."

18/04/19 20:19:59

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6253Chris Keegan

"Sorry, I really don't know who you are, but your clearly a HUGE Clare Balding fan"

18/04/19 20:17:51

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

Frank N. Further

18/04/19 20:12:51

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

"We are in the final...that's a loaf off my mind"

18/04/19 20:09:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

Herr Slip

18/04/19 20:01:44

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5743Hercules Rockefeller

See Bald Spot. See Bald Spot Run.

18/04/19 20:01:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

Tefal head

18/04/19 20:01:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36635Welsh Rarebit

"Yes, being conjoined in the head can be difficult at times, especially when my twin is a werewolf."

18/04/19 20:00:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6253Chris Keegan

"I understand your mother sadly passed away during childbirth, are you aware of what happened?"

18/04/19 20:00:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36635Welsh Rarebit

"I've also got receeding gums to match."

18/04/19 20:00:08

 
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