This public gathering is just asking to get Corona.

12/05/20 8:16:32

"I'll drink to that."

12/05/20 9:04:19

For some reason, Steve Beer was the most popular presidential candidate for some time.

12/05/20 8:24:50

It started off as a mild protest but the mood of the walkers soon turned bitter.

12/05/20 8:01:21

Organised by the Ugly Women of America Association.

12/05/20 11:34:57

It's 5:30am and the start of a typical day for men on their way to work in Newcastle

12/05/20 9:16:45

Most men's brains, interrupted occasionally by "we want bacon" and "oooh, boobies".

12/05/20 8:26:32

The men opposed plans to open something called a “Wine Bar”

12/05/20 8:13:06

The further they went the crowd got Lager and lager.

12/05/20 8:06:03

Charge of the Light Ale Brigade

12/05/20 9:10:21

After hearing Boris say that pubs might open in July, they started forming an orderly queue.

12/05/20 9:10:06

"Your husband is showing signs of alcoholism".

12/05/20 8:23:46

It was all a bit of a brewhaha

12/05/20 8:14:13

It was a lager than expected turn out.

12/05/20 8:06:07

It took a lot of Courage for these men to march.

12/05/20 11:30:49

🎶 Look for the beer necessities
The simple beer necessities
To forget about your worries and your strife... 🎶

12/05/20 8:52:39

During the protest, onlookers found themselves forced to participate from the effect of beer pressure

12/05/20 8:46:28

"Without ale we're just 'm'."

12/05/20 8:25:23

What a draught idea.

12/05/20 8:21:46

The very first AA meeting went down like the Titanic.

12/05/20 8:18:46

After being asked if the march was a success, the leader of the protest said 'Ale be the judge of that'.

12/05/20 8:08:19

Protests halt Bud Light production.

12/05/20 9:58:09

"I told you they couldn't organise a piss-up in a Brewery."

12/05/20 9:41:20

And tomorrow we have the 'WE WANT A FRY UP AND SOME LUCOZADE' march.

12/05/20 9:02:21

It had been brewing for a while.

12/05/20 8:35:28

Ending prohibition had staggering results.

12/05/20 8:30:09

They were expecting the march to be pint sized..

12/05/20 8:20:14

"It's a disgrace. Someone should call the cops."
"Buddy, these are the cops."

14/05/20 13:45:14

Ironically when the police broke it up many of them ended up behind bars.

13/05/20 23:31:10

Wouldn't it be simpler to have the people who don't want beer to carry the signs?

12/05/20 19:00:29

"Keep taking the pils"

12/05/20 9:39:11

"Mummy, why are there no ladies marching?"
- "We tend to wine about stuff at home love.."

12/05/20 9:02:42

Steady lads we're coming up to a bottle neck.

12/05/20 8:56:35

They must be on their way to Downing Street.

12/05/20 8:39:30

Alco-pops

12/05/20 8:32:42

Just a typical pub outing for the Deaf and Dumb Society.

12/05/20 8:27:49

Parch March

12/05/20 8:27:03

Ask why they protest, one man said
"we are sick of sitting home sober, men have even taken to painting portraits of their loved ones, out of boredom."

"Well." Said the reporter. "Abstinence makes the art grow fonder."

12/05/20 8:18:47

''Aren't they members of The Cabinet, darling.''

''Yes, it must be something to do with Cobra.''

12/05/20 8:11:33

Thankfully the march went off peacefully, and no one was stout of order.

12/05/20 8:09:34

Shamed by the "Votes for Women" march in the next street, the husbands also demonstrate on a matter dear to their hearts.

12/05/20 8:02:33

These guys mean firkin business

12/05/20 8:01:00

"We've felt like this since March."

12/05/20 8:00:43

"and would you say sir the demonstration was successful?"
" I don't know, we'll need to do head count."

13/05/20 23:25:39

They used sharp scissors to cut the signs out, that’s why none of them are half cut.

12/05/20 19:59:18

Unaware that off-licences are still open, these CAMRA members from Walsall are "missing the pint".

12/05/20 19:51:26

The Governor said he would meet them half way, but they didn’t want half measures.

12/05/20 19:21:09

"Look I don't care about your placards i said your wearing Trainers so your not coming in"

12/05/20 13:19:07

Dave's alright, he's in France pissing it up in some posh place called Beer Ritz.

12/05/20 12:35:02

In the days before supermarkets.

12/05/20 12:24:09

Wait a minute, you idiots I said bring signs saying 'WE WANT BEA'!

12/05/20 11:22:55

Mr Capone....He say NO.

12/05/20 10:08:37

"We're only here for the beer."

12/05/20 8:58:26

If you wanna beer...beer a bumber.

12/05/20 8:47:20

Dave getting so drunk and forgetting his placard was bad enough but to then piss himself and to leave a puddle for everyone behind to walk through....

12/05/20 8:42:49

String along Fellows if you wish to join us.

12/05/20 8:41:17

Three stout fellows leading the march.

12/05/20 8:39:23

After forming an orderly queue, a few were pulled off.

12/05/20 8:15:05

Sober & orderly

12/05/20 8:09:45