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Lyarna Manley

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Miss Lyarna Elizabeth Manley

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Cliff was holding the fort.

15/05/12 11:22:15

...and that's the way the crook is rumbled!

10/05/12 20:01:58

"Paddy...when I asked for a sign that was 4 feet high I wasn't expecting this!"

17/05/12 11:00:11

"Don't worry about the children darling, I can see the apartment from here, what's the worst that could happen?"

02/05/12 11:38:40

Grindependence Day.

11/06/12 20:25:11

"I'm sorry officer but they was mocking me"

21/03/12 12:21:51

Porner Shop.

21/05/12 11:00:08

X marks the squat.

06/06/12 12:50:07

"I think it's about time you started using those nose trimmers Dad"

23/05/12 11:01:49

Ladslide.

03/04/12 20:00:28

I came across this sign t'other day while I was picking up some dog shit when I thought to myself.....I probably should get a dog.

27/03/12 11:03:26

What a total egit... there's one unlocked further down!

02/04/12 12:47:06

The murder weapon was found nearby, it was one stone.

21/03/12 14:55:09

Catapulp.

19/06/12 11:38:52

A Snack of the Clones.

11/05/12 11:05:21

Apparently Geppetto has not sexually abused Pinocchio as of yet.

Touch wood.

27/04/12 20:11:21

Ross decided to take off his glasses because it made him look harder.

26/04/12 11:46:38

Phil's penis enlarger finally arrived from Ebay.

26/04/12 11:25:31

Barebie.

03/04/12 11:00:20

"I don't like chicken but my Nandos"

30/03/12 12:49:02

"Well, I like candles.....and.....I like skulls but......which one is better? There's only one way to find out.......FIIIGGGHHHTTTTTT!"

19/03/12 13:29:38

Spider-Man ought to do more Green Goblin'

30/05/12 12:51:21

Rubber dicky.

15/05/12 20:00:14

"How did you do that?"

"Caerphilly"

03/07/12 11:42:44

Omega free.

02/07/12 11:00:18

♫ The tide is high but I'm holding on ♫

15/05/12 11:37:34

1 in 4 thugs prefers to take the Mickey.

27/04/12 11:00:07

Sky+ 1

25/04/12 20:38:12

The Amish Top Gear.

29/03/12 20:00:51

Alan caught himself in The Mirror.

29/03/12 11:20:26

"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!"

20/03/12 20:39:38

It's a bitch trying to untangle him after the YMCA

06/06/12 12:57:11

Harry caught a Birds Eye.

24/05/12 12:48:31

"The animals went in 4x4, hurrahhhh hurrahhhh"

16/05/12 21:41:59

Bill Oddie hell, what's happened ere then?

21/03/12 12:15:21

Sally took the opportunity to propose with a leap this year.

14/03/12 20:51:04

The Bait Escape.

02/07/12 11:00:10

Monk and Disorderly.

21/06/12 12:26:02

Kevin had a gut wrenching moment. He couldn't remember if he'd packed his wife's curling tongs on their way for an overnight stay at Pontins.

13/06/12 20:09:15

Well everything was fine when I took the picture...

...then she got a bee in her bonnet.

14/05/12 12:45:12

"Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss JOHNNY 5!"

04/05/12 11:00:37

What an attention Sikher.

03/05/12 11:00:33

John was unimpressed with his mates for teabagging him during the night.

28/03/12 20:00:14

Turdo Diesel Injection.

04/07/12 11:04:49

David Croc'ate.

07/06/12 11:41:47

"Excuse me sir, I've got a scone to pick with you"

10/05/12 20:01:37

After years of nail biting suspense, anxiety, torment, sleepless nights and expensive therapy.....

I finally find out how he gets to Sesame Street >:|

09/05/12 21:27:44

"I told you not to feed it after midnight!!!"

25/04/12 11:19:15

I'd just got in the car with my 5 year old when my neighbour suddenly shouted "YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER!" I thought to myself, who the bloody hell do they think they are!? "Stop the car son"

23/04/12 11:49:22

"Hey come back! That's my wife!" ...shouted the Tin Man

29/03/12 20:05:13

"Don't mind us pal, we're just having a gander"

26/03/12 20:26:46

"You want Crusha!? I'll give you Crusha!"

19/06/12 11:27:40

"In't milk brilliant!!!"

31/05/12 11:00:22

Ellen Degeneres after her breakfast at Tiffany's.

23/05/12 11:02:13

Footprints on the stand.

17/05/12 11:00:19

'Hanging on' by A.Fred

15/05/12 11:00:42

"You've got to pick a choccy or two boyyyyyyyyyyy..."

10/05/12 20:01:18

"Catch anything!?"
"A PERCH"
"I meant a fish!?"

01/05/12 11:19:04

I'm not saying he's ugly but even Right Guard turned left.

25/04/12 11:23:27

The Devil Wears Next T'Nada.

20/04/12 11:07:55

Scream egg.

17/04/12 12:20:00

My nan hung herself in a modern art gallery... it was a few weeks before anyone noticed.

05/04/12 14:10:52

"I don't care if you only speak Japanese. Fuck it, we'll get a translator...your hired!"

03/04/12 11:06:47

Ice Jockey.

29/03/12 20:00:14

...that's the last time I fly coach!

28/03/12 11:31:03

Rob was in a state of shock after he discovered Whitney Houston's body.

27/03/12 20:16:55

Fred enjoyed the tranquillity as he admired his surroundings ...the ducks were elegantly and gracefully taking to the water ...the geese were having a peaceful and pleasent gander ...and the pigeons continued to shit all over everything.

26/03/12 20:14:31

Grass Boot.

22/03/12 11:01:19

The early bird catches the X43

21/03/12 12:54:29

Honey, I Shrunk the Monks.

21/06/12 12:28:42

Wheels of misfortune.

12/06/12 22:03:15

'im-pailed.

11/06/12 11:04:07

Mr T with a blonde bombshell on his arm.

29/05/12 11:42:05

Bridget Fondler.

28/05/12 12:10:37

♫ Maybe he's born with it... maybe it's Brian May-from-Queen ♫

23/05/12 14:02:15

Barry was fed up of having to clear up after his wife's shit, so he decided to upgrade her wheelchair.

22/05/12 11:23:50

A Propelling Figure.

18/05/12 11:00:31

"Is it a Bird?....Is it a Plane?....No.....it's COPTER-GOD!"

18/05/12 11:00:19

Breaking News: This was the last image captured in the Town of Willacoochee as the dreaded Apocalypse began. Pictured here is PC Billy Bob Cletus Jr as he'd turned and bit a fellow offices neck..... just hours before his Krispy Kreme run.
The virus has spread within minutes across the state of Alabama and is said to advance across the entirety of the United States of America in a matter of hours..... with the disease reaching the UK by morning.
The Government are urging the public to be on the lookout for strange behavioural symptoms. These could consist of the following: chewing and spitting tobacco, speaking incoherent gibberish, an unnatural thirst to drive a pick-up truck, calling their dog 'Bubba', saying 'doyyyyyy' a lot in-between saying, ....'YOU SEEN MA DAWG BUBBA!?' and .....'My Momma said I'm perdyyyyy'.
Should you see any of these symptoms, please DO NOT expose your neck and arm yourselves with hotdogs and beer to keep them occupied.
Officials are calling the virus....

The Redneck Disease.

16/05/12 15:07:25

The braille version can be found further down on the electric fence.

14/05/12 20:10:21

A chip off the ol' choc.

10/05/12 20:00:53

Snitch'in foil.

10/05/12 11:00:31

The hydrophobic synchronised swimming team.

02/05/12 20:28:03

He wasn't so keen on the sauerkraut starter at the new German restaurant they visited but the wurst was yet to come.

02/05/12 11:03:21

Fuck me...there's actually a German on that lounger!

30/04/12 20:08:00

"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be.........a teeerrrrWAT!"

17/04/12 20:56:50

...then a tribe of monkeys gatecrashed the concert and the excrement made physical contact with the hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution devices.

17/04/12 20:18:08

Toadem Pole.

09/04/12 11:00:30

Asking these guys directions to the nearest strip joint is really frustrating. Anyway, the jokes on them...I just farted.

07/04/12 20:22:31

Where's the one covering it's arse gone?

07/04/12 20:21:09

"Hi hose, hi hose, it's off to work we goes"

07/04/12 16:58:29

Goldfanger.

05/04/12 20:00:17

Eddie Murphy's downhill career.

04/04/12 11:00:45

Gillian loved the gate outdoors.

02/04/12 11:03:58

I'm going to beat him at this game. My choice of weapon........scissors.

29/03/12 11:12:20

The bus driver hadn't quite grasped the rule of giving up your seat for an old lady.

28/03/12 11:50:25

That's a foul sign.

27/03/12 11:08:50

FINALLY got the council to put up this poster last week... hopefully it'll teach that dirty bastard I've seen not picking up after his guide dog.

27/03/12 11:03:04

"Hi, my names ZOEEEEE and I've been SHAGGED by everybody in CALABONGOOOOOOO"

21/03/12 20:13:22

Rag & Bone.

19/03/12 11:32:22

"You were falling asleep while riding. To consent that you have been a naughty boy you must sign here, under 'Kidnapping'."

14/06/12 11:49:17

K&O Cruises.

12/06/12 11:17:28

"I am not coming out until you admit you pushed me down that hill Jill"

11/06/12 11:01:26

...just need to surgically attach 2 women to the rear and th'jobs a good en.

06/06/12 12:35:27

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No tits

(caption author)

23/05/12
8:26pm

comment on caption:
"I think it's about time you started using those nose trimmers Dad" [Lyarna Manley]

Now there's no need for insults, Lisa was just asking a perfectly reasonable question. laughing face

F Mackay

23/05/12
10:05pm

comment on caption:
"I think it's about time you started using those nose trimmers Dad" [Lyarna Manley]

I hope Chris is keeping a breast of these insulting comments.

Neil Mackenzie

24/05/12
12:12am

comment on caption:
"I think it's about time you started using those nose trimmers Dad" [Lyarna Manley]

If my mammary serves me well, he's not a prude kinda guy ;)

(caption author)

24/05/12
12:39am

comment on caption:
"I think it's about time you started using those nose trimmers Dad" [Lyarna Manley]

Ha Ha! I have only just seen this thread.
Spot on. My ex husband used to call me "the beast with two backs" lol. smilie face

Lisa Nelson

24/05/12
11:41am

comment on caption:
"I think it's about time you started using those nose trimmers Dad" [Lyarna Manley]

Who had a score draw on their coupon?

F Mackay

24/05/12
6:11pm

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Porner Shop.
[Lyarna Manley]

It's not about coming first, it's about coming together.

Pete

24/05/12
6:59pm

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Porner Shop.
[Lyarna Manley]

I like to come first and I like to be on top when I do.

Lyarna Manley

25/05/12
9:02am

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Porner Shop.
[Lyarna Manley]

A bit long, perhaps You were falling asleep while riding,sign here under Kid Napping. Bikes have handle bars not steering wheels. I like the concept though, so I'll vote for it.

Neil Mackenzie

14/06/12
1:47pm

comment on caption:
"You were falling asleep while riding. To consent that you have been a naughty boy you must sign here, under 'Kidnapping'." [Lyarna Manley]

Oh crap bag, of course!!! It was a bit rushed. I'll edit it up but keep some of the originality. Thanks for that Neil! :)

(caption author)

14/06/12
2:14pm

comment on caption:
"You were falling asleep while riding. To consent that you have been a naughty boy you must sign here, under 'Kidnapping'." [Lyarna Manley]

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