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stone face		creative Play was stopped today, when a fully clothed man ran on the pitch of the Bikini Soccer finals. 06/01/21 8:02:55	19

James Lennox		lol clever Kiwi fruit 27/11/20 8:36:38	3 19
ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ Iâ€™ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and itâ€™s a brilliant caption. I couldnâ€™t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because itâ€™s funny and clev... --Karen Oakenfull
Stephen Bean		"I threw caution to the wind and it came back." 20/11/20 12:26:24	19

C CaMel		"Tickets were twenty quid each but let's party like it's Â£19.99" 19/11/20 12:43:50	2 19
That's a Princely sum. --Karyn Harrison
Guideaux .		"You should get that checked". 23/10/20 7:31:02	2 19
I much prefer "checked" - "chequered" would not carry the same pun. --Molly R
James Lennox		Nobody makes better balloon animals than Dave. 29/09/20 19:15:41	5 19
Always start with a blowfish --Al Overy
Stephen Bean		"Sorry guys, I can't eat any more. I'm stuffed." 19/09/20 11:00:07	1 19
Now if only I could get up. Somebody's put superglue on my seat. --Willie Johnson
C CaMel		I prefer live music. 18/09/20 10:06:49	19

Dave Bryan		creative ''Am I OK here, Vincent?'' ''Actually, I've changed my mind. I think the painting will be better without you in it.'' 15/09/20 7:15:47	19

Rachel P		creative Midsummer Murder 13/09/20 12:27:13	19

Stu Dent		Gardeners Question Time 13/07/20 11:00:11	19

Paul Reeve		"Watch out Dave, the coppers are behind you." 07/07/20 19:23:39	19

Stephen Bean		clever Kitty Kitty Bang Bang 07/07/20 11:05:05	3 19
Or Gang Bang? --Karyn Harrison
Mark England		It was at that moment that the magician wished he had used a rabbit 07/07/20 7:03:05	19

C CaMel		"Sorry for squinting, sons in my eyes." 03/07/20 19:05:12	19

Dave Bryan		lol x2 clever Shortly after this photo was taken, the penguin on the left was eaten by a seal. Please take this into account when you are posting your captions. 02/07/20 11:43:32	4 19
2 days in and it looks like the Â£50 prize is already buggered for the month. Great caption. --James Lennox
stone face		creative 🎵 You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel 🎵 12/06/20 7:01:02	2 19
Everyone seems to be distancing themselves fron Cummings these days. --Morgan .
Tony Edwards		clever "I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 11:15:21	19

Mark England		lol "Hello, I'm Dr Ball. How many mushrooms have you swallowed?" 30/04/20 7:27:16	19

Mr Dome		Lean Cuisine 29/04/20 9:26:46	19

Mark England		lol Some Paralympic events simply do not work 09/04/20 7:35:58	1 19
I hate myself, but I can't stop laughing at this. --James Lennox
Neil Mackenzie		Beans in a light sauce. 30/03/20 7:00:10	19

Stephen Bean		Lance Legstrong 28/03/20 12:00:05	19

Vanessa the Guesser		Who you gonna call? Ghostbuskers 21/03/20 12:00:10	1 19
There is no Dana. Only Zuul. --Scrijjy Doo
Vanessa the Guesser		"Bling out your dead!" 18/03/20 20:27:47	19

Vanessa the Guesser		"I won it on a scratch card." 09/03/20 12:00:12	19

Stephen Bean		lol Scientists are close to understanding why women live longer than men. 04/03/20 12:00:05	19

Vanessa the Guesser		lol I didn't realise it was Leslie Ash Wednesday 04/03/20 8:03:15	1 19
Very funny. Not an easy photo to caption. --Dave Bryan
Tony Edwards		Donor kebab 24/02/20 12:38:08	19

Neil Mackenzie		lol When you catch the biggest fish you've ever caught, and the wife says she's had bigger. 09/02/20 8:14:50	19

Madeline Charlton		Captcha: tick all boxes with a dog in it. 24/01/20 20:05:33	3 19
Damn me too!! --Mark Wilson
Stephen Bean		One of the most difficult jobs in the world is to give a sick whale a suppository. 16/01/20 20:16:12	19

Chris Keegan		lol x2 This is incredible , if you screw your eyes up, tilt your head slightly to one side and totally concentrate on the image, after about 5 minutes you'll feel a sharp slap on the back of the head and the missus screaming "you're not on that bloody caption thing again!" 14/01/20 12:17:31	2 19
That's a magic "Oi!" --Troompa Loompa
Tony Edwards		clever Charm offensive 29/12/19 8:41:56	19

Vanessa the Guesser		clever Grate Expectations. 27/12/19 20:00:11	19

Mr Dome		- are you a wookie? - no I am an experienced wobot 19/12/19 8:44:08	3 19
Brilliant! --Lynne A
Kenny Ireland		Time Lord. 14/12/19 10:46:08	19

Molly R		Whaddya mean, you fancied me more in the rubber suit? 12/12/19 12:00:08	19

Chris Keegan		lol "Darling, when I suggested putting a Garland in the window I was actually thinking of something a bit more Christmassy" 06/12/19 12:00:49	19

Crunchy Chords		lol "Gynaecologist?" "Close. Pussy doctor." 05/11/19 8:01:50	1 19

Dan Nicholls		lol creative Don't worry Don, we'll Photoshop the PlayStation controller out. 02/11/19 14:04:28	19

Paul Reeve		After eating a whole group of monkeys, Susan washed the feast down with a few beers. 28/10/19 20:13:45	19

Mr Dome		I said leave him at the coroner 11/10/19 7:21:14	19

Chris Keegan £50
	lol 08/10/19 7:24:53		17 19
A genuine laugh out loud moment for me. Well done, Chris. By the way, I've heard the RSPCA will be paying you a visit later. --Vivvy En
Dave Bryan		''Can I have some mice in it?'' 22/08/19 7:00:24	19

Mark England		lol "I got rid of that frog in my throat, but I'm still a little hoarse" 16/08/19 11:04:54	19

Karyn Harrison		clever Two turds off in the sale. 09/08/19 11:02:38	1 19

Ron Allan		lol It just requires a garage to keep the Rolls 30/07/19 9:45:36	19

Stu Dent		The worst case of writers block I have ever seen. 06/07/19 11:22:11	19

Welsh Rarebit		"When Bob asked me to marry him, I explained to him that my children and I come as a package." 30/06/19 19:00:07	19

The Wolf		creative Bucket and Spayed 28/06/19 19:13:37	19

Chris Keegan		Jack Knickerless 24/06/19 11:54:05	19

Welsh Rarebit		JC and the Sunshine Band 10/06/19 11:01:07	19

Tony Edwards		lol clever Bacon and legs 31/05/19 19:47:49	19

Ian Skelding		Texticles Nod to 8:08:02 19/05/19 8:06:58	19

Smuldo		Parasight. 05/05/19 19:06:55	19

stone face		lol creative x3 clever Don't hire Paul Vause photography. He's good at what he does, but he specialises in football photos, and he insists on dressing people up in footie kits and creating little scenarios.This photo is from my son's wedding day. That's my lad with the priest. 29/04/19 11:32:14	19

Welsh Rarebit		This isn't just any onion, this is a Marks & Sparks onion 26/04/19 11:05:37	19

stone face		lol "All you can hear is the endless chatter of high pitch gibberish, squeals and howls." "Ok ..OK ..Give me a chance . Am trying to get rid of Radio One." 22/04/19 19:47:03	3 19
Many thanks --Dave Bryan
Stu Dent		lol The orient express 07/04/19 7:00:08	19

Stephen Bean		creative clever Be careful not to annoy them. They might fly off the handle. 04/04/19 7:26:24	19

Hercules Rockefeller		The Bird Watching Society was initially disappointed at the lack of owls. Then they spotted the tits. 14/03/19 8:07:51	5 19
I went out with a girl from the Bird Watching Society and ended up with thrush. --stone face
Stu Dent		handicap 10/03/19 20:02:20	19

James Lennox		Giving up smoking, diary entry day 23: Either I'm starting to hallucinate or my wife is a bitch. 03/03/19 20:47:18	1 19
No sheâ€™s not, she menthol ðŸ™ƒ --Karen Oakenfull
Ian Skelding		clever x2 Human bean 26/02/19 8:05:26	2 19

Dave Bryan		clever The museum decided to hang the main exhibit slightly left of centaur. 24/02/19 8:05:35	19

Dan Nicholls		Arse about face 30/01/19 12:02:09	19

Welsh Rarebit		Soldiers were brought in to help clean up the mess. 28/01/19 12:02:09	19

Dan Nicholls		lol For God's sake Dad, just light the barbecue. 28/01/19 8:13:49	19

Welsh Rarebit		🎵 Here comes the tide.. 🎵 19/01/19 8:00:08	19

Dave Bryan		clever That's no mere cat. 14/01/19 12:00:40	2 19

Hercules Rockefeller		Funny Farm 08/01/19 20:31:23	1 19
He'd always been a bit unstable. --Karyn Harrison
Spycenwolf		clever Rodent's Thinker. 04/01/19 20:13:27	19

Chris Keegan		clever Panting by numbers 02/01/19 16:33:06	19

Chris Keegan		"It's a lemon entry my dear Watson" 18/12/18 12:00:41	19

Chris Keegan		Reader's Digest 17/12/18 20:00:10	19

Mr Dome		Belinda went everywhere with her giant dog 14/12/18 8:01:15	4 19
Clifford? --Karyn Harrison
Dot Old		clever The Abdomenable Snowman 07/12/18 20:00:08	19

Chris Keegan		clever "Not tonight love, I've got a monumental headache" 29/11/18 12:02:47	1 19
"...mind if I grab your ASpirin?" --Greg Curtis
Welsh Rarebit		lol clever Konnichihuahua 24/11/18 20:00:11	19

Ian Skelding		"My husband loves my paintings but he has no idea where my inspiration comes from." 17/11/18 9:55:11	19

Pussy Galore		creative Super collie's fragile biscuits fix his halitosis. 11/11/18 10:27:30	4 19
Reminded me of the greatest football headline ever printed -When Celtic suffered a shock defeat by Inverness Caledonian Thistle in the cup --' Super Caley go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.' --stone face
Charles Gleason		"I want THAT one...." 18/10/18 7:07:34	19

Smuldo		They were only married five minutes, but the crack's were starting to show. 17/10/18 19:17:39	19

Charles Gleason		creative 🎵 "I fought the slaw and the, slaw won..." 02/10/18 7:30:59	2 19
She'll be breakin rocks in the hot sun soon, --stone face
Welsh Rarebit		When Gran said she was going to Spar...? 30/09/18 19:00:08	19

John Llamas		"You said ...'write something punchy' ..." 27/09/18 8:12:20	19

Tony Edwards		Lidl old lady 23/09/18 7:10:03	19

Dave Bryan		lol clever Where's Wally: Level 1 21/09/18 11:02:11	19

Mark England		"I found it in the road. It's a 'Truck-killed flattypuss'" 19/09/18 7:53:27	19

Pete		Male customer: "Can I leave a deposit on this dress?" 16/09/18 19:29:51	1 19

John Glover		"The boss said this job had to be FLAWLESS you idiots." 09/09/18 13:04:59	19

Crunchy Chords
	creative 08/09/18 7:00:18		19

Vivvy En		Fried and gone to heaven 27/08/18 11:16:33	19

Hercules Rockefeller		"Are we there, Yeti?" 21/08/18 7:03:52	19

C CaMel		creative "I'm not really a big drinker." 13/08/18 19:13:54	2 19
I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry). --Greg Curtis
Welsh Rarebit		Loafers 10/08/18 19:00:08	19

Dan Nicholls		lol Warning: May contain nuts. 06/08/18 13:04:19	19

Welsh Rarebit		Transvestheights 31/07/18 11:07:57	19

Pete		creative "I'll be out in a moment, I'm having trouble burying it." 27/07/18 7:29:28	2 19
My cat thought it was hilarious - ordered me to give it a gold star. --Dave Bryan

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