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Stephen Bean		Lying pan 24/10/22 7:02:56	19

Al Overy		Phones 4ewe 23/10/22 7:00:10	19

Ian Skelding		lol “Well that’s the last time I eat Ready Brek.” 15/10/22 19:49:12, edited: 16/10/22 9:07:11	19

Stephen Bean		"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 19:58:12	19

Stephen Bean		Foam Alone 02/10/22 11:00:08	19

Vanessa the Guesser		clever "Where's the cat that got the cream when you need him?" 29/09/22 19:04:38	19

Craig Eddsenior		creative I use a Tom Jones CD it's more effective against croonervirus. 25/09/22 19:00:42	19

Tony S		creative It's my most terrifying time at the theme park . Getting myself caught in the zip. 23/09/22 7:11:01, edited: 23/09/22 7:11:28	19

Stephen Bean		"Sorry for your floss." 14/09/22 11:20:48	19

Stephen Bean		♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 11:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 11:08:25	19

Tony S		lol x2 I'm going to write a caption and not going to give a vote. 27/08/22 19:27:40	19

Al Overy		Man eating tiger 13/08/22 11:00:09	19

Tony S		clever x3 "Do you think she will notice the fake snow dear?" "No but she will notice the fake reindeer. " 22/07/22 7:12:18	2 19
If you have to use puns in a caption, this is the way to do it. It's really very clever. --James Lennox
Al Overy		Breaking: Wall. Mortar come later. 19/07/22 11:00:56	1 19

Al Overy		We call him Groucho behind his back. 15/07/22 7:00:17	19

Ian Skelding		lol x3 clever “Have you been inhaling helium from those balloons? “No, this is my normal voice.” 12/07/22 11:08:29	19

Tony S		"Our daughter will be devastated if you take the cat she found back. Do you have any proof it's yours Mr Hitler.?" 08/07/22 11:14:39	2 19
"Call me Der Furrer." --Scrijjy Doo
Karyn Harrison		lol "Nobody calls ME a dirty rat!" 02/07/22 11:06:41	19

Dave E		I swear five minutes ago there was only one of them 17/06/22 11:25:28	2 19
There were actually four, but Mr McGregor put Flopsy in a pie. --Karyn Harrison
Stephen Bean		The BMX-Files 06/05/22 19:23:58	19

Scrijjy Doo £50
	lol x2 02/05/22 19:06:01		19 19
Congratulations, Scrijjy! A fairytale ending. --Al Overy
Tony S		clever Congratulations the 3 of you on your camouflage, Dave you still have some work to do though. 29/04/22 7:18:19	3 19
How did I miss this one? Sorry Tony. Something tells me this one will do ok though. --Willie Johnson
Tony Edwards		clever x2 He's a chip off the old bloc. 12/04/22 19:34:03	19

Tony S		You know it's dangerous when even the lighthouse has a shocked expression on its face. 24/03/22 8:01:11	2 19
Apostrophe police - 'its dangerous' should read 'it's dangerous'. --Dot Old
Mr Dome		lol creative Be with you in a minute I'm just pulling the wings off this fly 13/03/22 12:24:38	2 19
Actually laughed out loud. Well done. --Al Overy
C CaMel		clever x3 “She’s pulled a fast one.” 28/02/22 12:02:10	1 19

Vanessa the Guesser		Ale Marys 26/02/22 12:03:50	19

Dave E		You can never be sure if he's in 17/02/22 12:02:23	1 19
Try giving him a ring first. --Al Overy
C CaMel		To Open Pull Tab 06/02/22 11:30:38	19

C CaMel		clever “There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” 11/01/22 13:10:13	3 19
And they've pissed all over the floor! --Mark Wilson
Al Overy		"Is that the head office?" 08/01/22 8:04:17	19

C CaMel		“We need new mugs, there’s a little nick in this one.” 15/12/21 8:25:37	19

Al Overy		clever "I'm afraid there'll be no presents this year, children. Santa's been mugged!" 15/12/21 8:00:08	19

Dave Bryan		clever ''Mummy, why doesn't this tit work?'' ''Because he's a lazy bastard.'' 17/11/21 20:01:03	19

The Wolf		lol Pros and cons of having a Llama officiate at your wedding. Pros. Doesn't go on about religion. Doesn't dress in silly outfit. You can start snogging straight away instead of waiting for instructions. Cons. The marriage is not legally binding. The Llama smells. 17/11/21 12:29:53	3 19
I must protest at this slur on my character and personal hygiene --John Llamas
Michael Winner		clever Absolut beginner. 16/11/21 20:04:06	19

Stu Dent		Assault and Battery not included 14/11/21 20:18:37	19

Dan Nicholls		Babe Roof. 13/09/21 11:35:15	19

Tony S		lol x2 I give up where has he hid the baby? 11/09/21 19:06:10	1 19
For that matter, I think cats would fit in very well with this room. --Willie Johnson
Mark England		lol "Next on Animal Life Swap, we'll see how the Hippos are managing in their bedsit in Swansea" 07/09/21 7:14:09	2 19

Ian Skelding		lol Paris 2024: "Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to hold the Paralympic pistol shooting events in Disneyland." 06/09/21 19:27:14	19

Michael Winner		Coat of arms. 05/09/21 19:24:51	19

Karyn Harrison		lol "How's your nan?" "Well, she still thinks she's Napoleon, but apart from that ..." 20/08/21 7:51:51	1 19

Stephen Bean		"Sorry to disturb you. I could've sworn I heard my rattle somewhere around here." 09/08/21 19:00:20	19

Vivvy En		creative "So tell me again. You bought a six inch strip of land and..." 16/07/21 11:23:16	19

Glyn Evans		lol creative Hey Kids! If you enjoy Milky, there's also Meaty The Amazing Abattoir Cow which comes with detachable parts and a bolt gun 16/07/21 7:06:13	19

Mr Dome		Rob in Hood 28/06/21 19:19:00	1 19
Hood have believed it? --Willie Johnson
The Wolf		"I wish that broccoli would hurry up in the bog" 25/06/21 11:07:09	19

The Wolf		lol x2 clever Staff at NASA are in shock after receiving the latest images from the Mars Rover. 24/06/21 7:07:19	19

Dave Bryan		clever ''Good afternoon. I'd like to talk to you about Cod.'' 13/06/21 11:13:25	3 19
Holy mackerel! --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean		Jerry Springer 02/06/21 7:00:05	1 19
Springer? But I don't even know her. --Willie Johnson
Mark Wilson		Hello Autoglass, I've got a chip in my windscreen 24/05/21 11:07:00	1 19
You'd never know there's a worldwide chip shortage. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding		Ho Ming pigeons 19/05/21 11:00:19	19

Hercules Rockefeller		clever Bone Voyage 07/05/21 19:05:54	19

Tony S		clever All the swans have got their heads stuck in the feeders again Bob. 02/05/21 19:25:24	2 19
It's pea green. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding		creative Jack Knickerless 29/04/21 7:16:13	2 19
He should be a (Arnold) Palmer, trying to hide his Tiger Wood(s). But maybe he's too much of a (Gary) Player. --Willie Johnson
James Lennox		lol ...and who can forget Dave's final words: "Jeez mate, for a big fella you've got a tiny penis." 27/04/21 19:40:05	1 19
"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o... --Glyn Evans
Ian Skelding		lol This is a Nun-smoking area. 27/04/21 11:30:14	19

Vanessa the Guesser		Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him. 11/04/21 12:24:36	19

Mark Wilson		creative Just leave it No, I'm getting that pound coin out of that supermarket trolley 09/04/21 12:27:51	1 19
2 Lidl ducks...22. --Troompa Loompa
Stephen Bean		"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year." 04/04/21 19:06:38	1 19

Tony S		lol Tell the vet she can have her leg back when I get my balls back. 25/03/21 20:28:23	19

Tony S		clever An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters can rewrite Shakespeares work but 4 monkeys 1 laptop and 10 minutes can reproduce a Katie Price Autobiography 21/03/21 8:04:06	19

Al Overy		clever Paper view 20/03/21 12:00:07	19

Troompa Loompa		Dave can't go past a mirror without checking himself. 13/03/21 20:00:09	19

Mark England		lol "You're smiling now but you'll regret getting them done when you're older" remarked his dad with his Tandy, Blockbuster Video, Rumbelows, Do It All, Texas, and Woolworths tattoos. 27/02/21 20:39:51	3 19
Great thinking on this one. Love it --The Wolf
Al Overy		lol Have a Snickers, Pingu! You're not yourself when you're hungry! 06/02/21 20:03:05	2 19
Fur coat no snickers --Mr Dome
The Wolf		creative "Have you got any change for the fruit machine?" 04/02/21 20:06:02	3 19
Great caption: You dropped us into a story. Please continue: I want to know more about this poor fellow... --Greg Curtis
Stephen Bean		clever Orville & Dean 21/01/21 20:00:04	1 19
L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges --Mauris Iocus
stone face		creative Play was stopped today, when a fully clothed man ran on the pitch of the Bikini Soccer finals. 06/01/21 8:02:55	19

James Lennox		lol clever Kiwi fruit 27/11/20 8:36:38	3 19
ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ Iâ€™ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and itâ€™s a brilliant caption. I couldnâ€™t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because itâ€™s funny and clev... --Karen Oakenfull
Stephen Bean		"I threw caution to the wind and it came back." 20/11/20 12:26:24	19

C CaMel		"Tickets were twenty quid each but let's party like it's Â£19.99" 19/11/20 12:43:50	2 19
That's a Princely sum. --Karyn Harrison
Guideaux .		"You should get that checked". 23/10/20 7:31:02	2 19
I much prefer "checked" - "chequered" would not carry the same pun. --Molly R
James Lennox		Nobody makes better balloon animals than Dave. 29/09/20 19:15:41	5 19
Always start with a blowfish --Al Overy
Stephen Bean		"Sorry guys, I can't eat any more. I'm stuffed." 19/09/20 11:00:07	1 19
Now if only I could get up. Somebody's put superglue on my seat. --Willie Johnson
C CaMel		I prefer live music. 18/09/20 10:06:49	19

Dave Bryan		creative ''Am I OK here, Vincent?'' ''Actually, I've changed my mind. I think the painting will be better without you in it.'' 15/09/20 7:15:47	19

Rachel P		creative Midsummer Murder 13/09/20 12:27:13	19

Stu Dent		Gardeners Question Time 13/07/20 11:00:11	19

Paul Reeve		"Watch out Dave, the coppers are behind you." 07/07/20 19:23:39	19

Stephen Bean		clever Kitty Kitty Bang Bang 07/07/20 11:05:05	3 19
Or Gang Bang? --Karyn Harrison
Mark England		It was at that moment that the magician wished he had used a rabbit 07/07/20 7:03:05	19

C CaMel		"Sorry for squinting, sons in my eyes." 03/07/20 19:05:12	19

Dave Bryan		lol x2 clever Shortly after this photo was taken, the penguin on the left was eaten by a seal. Please take this into account when you are posting your captions. 02/07/20 11:43:32	4 19
2 days in and it looks like the Â£50 prize is already buggered for the month. Great caption. --James Lennox
stone face		creative 🎵 You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel 🎵 12/06/20 7:01:02	2 19
Everyone seems to be distancing themselves fron Cummings these days. --Morgan .
Tony Edwards		clever "I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 11:15:21	19

Mark England		lol "Hello, I'm Dr Ball. How many mushrooms have you swallowed?" 30/04/20 7:27:16	19

Mr Dome		Lean Cuisine 29/04/20 9:26:46	19

Mark England		lol Some Paralympic events simply do not work 09/04/20 7:35:58	1 19
I hate myself, but I can't stop laughing at this. --James Lennox
Neil Mackenzie		Beans in a light sauce. 30/03/20 7:00:10	19

Stephen Bean		Lance Legstrong 28/03/20 12:00:05	19

Vanessa the Guesser		Who you gonna call? Ghostbuskers 21/03/20 12:00:10	1 19
There is no Dana. Only Zuul. --Scrijjy Doo
Vanessa the Guesser		"Bling out your dead!" 18/03/20 20:27:47	19

Vanessa the Guesser		"I won it on a scratch card." 09/03/20 12:00:12	19

Stephen Bean		lol Scientists are close to understanding why women live longer than men. 04/03/20 12:00:05	19

Vanessa the Guesser		lol I didn't realise it was Leslie Ash Wednesday 04/03/20 8:03:15	1 19
Very funny. Not an easy photo to caption. --Dave Bryan
Tony Edwards		Donor kebab 24/02/20 12:38:08	19

Neil Mackenzie		lol When you catch the biggest fish you've ever caught, and the wife says she's had bigger. 09/02/20 8:14:50	19

Madeline Charlton		Captcha: tick all boxes with a dog in it. 24/01/20 20:05:33	3 19
Damn me too!! --Mark Wilson

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