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C CaMel Vote score: 5949C CaMel

I prefer live music.

18/09/20 11:06:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32525Tony Edwards

Bone Jovi

18/09/20 11:28:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13101Vanessa the Guesser

Very Thin Lizzy

18/09/20 8:01:06

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Only five more pounds to lose. (Apologies to anyone who's triggered by references to anorexia.) --Willie Johnson
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

Eric Clapped-Out and Gary No-Moore

18/09/20 8:19:22

 3
Scott Gore 'em and Demon Johnson? (Black Star Riders) --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

Jason and the Guitargonauts

18/09/20 8:19:03

 2
Must have been dug up from the La Brea Guitarpits.  --Willie Johnson
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9337Chris Keegan

Britain Had Talent

18/09/20 8:20:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8152The Wolf

Death Leppard

18/09/20 8:10:21

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1387Al Overy

Proclaimers - If you must walk 500 miles and then walk 500 more, at least have the sense to take some sandwiches.

18/09/20 8:00:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8152The Wolf

Blimey. Mick Jagger has put on a bit of weight.

18/09/20 8:00:15

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11711 Smuldo

Dead Zeppelin

18/09/20 13:32:48

 
stone face Vote score: 8115stone face

Dedward..

18/09/20 8:47:57

 1
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

The Frighteous Brothers

18/09/20 8:33:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11002Neil Mackenzie

I’m Hank Marvin.

18/09/20 8:19:26

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1387Al Overy

Chas & Grave

18/09/20 8:00:25

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 686alexandra ball

The Rolling Stones final tour.

18/09/20 10:03:45

 2
Just another "Rolling Stones final tour" to add to the list. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22939Ian Skelding

"Chernobyl '86, what a great festival that was."

18/09/20 8:38:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

Jason and the Argonotes

18/09/20 8:17:18

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1144Dot Old

♪ Mr Bonejangles

18/09/20 8:10:36

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4655Lucky Elperro

"And today we'd like to sing you a little song we wrote called, Global warming,it's all bollocks".

18/09/20 8:09:16

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4655Lucky Elperro

"My God that Weight watchers is bloody good".

18/09/20 8:06:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6156James Lennox

The Beatles reunion tour had a couple of minor issues.

18/09/20 8:03:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11457Dave Bryan

''What happened?''

''We died on stage.''

18/09/20 8:01:06

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 185Sheila Graham

They never did perform live on stage. They didn't have the guts.

18/09/20 10:18:01

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6204Greg Curtis

"What were the two skeletons doing with a guitar?..."

"I don't know, de-composing?"

18/09/20 9:29:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11457Dave Bryan

''What a f-cking life. The venue is terrible, the bus is uncomfortable, the food is shit and there aren't any groupies.''

''Who are you?''

''The Ungrateful Dead.''

18/09/20 8:34:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11457Dave Bryan

''Have they finished the sound check yet?''

18/09/20 8:17:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22939Ian Skelding

Boney M

18/09/20 8:12:56

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7019Hercules Rockefeller

I thought The Grateful Dead stopped touring a long time ago.

18/09/20 8:00:56

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Bad to the Bone

18/09/20 10:21:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32525Tony Edwards

Keep Death Off The Road

18/09/20 9:32:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8152The Wolf

"I told you they were so annoying that they needed 24 hour security...poor bloody Jedward"

18/09/20 8:37:30

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"Come here, guitar. I've got a bone to pick with you..."

18/09/20 8:25:37

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6156James Lennox

Whilst on safari in Guatemala I discovered a tribe of pygmies who played mariachi band, duet style. I brought the best two of them back to America to produce an album, but unfortunately they were struck by a 1972 Ford Lincoln, and then, even more unfortunately, a swarm of army ants devoured their flesh. I'm told this sort of thing happens quite often.

18/09/20 8:22:47

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

🎵 And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come along
Sometimes when I play this old six-string
I look at you and wonder what the hell went wrong. 🎵

18/09/20 8:21:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10190Mr Dome

- Can you play in C Major?
- No we can only play in a skeleton key

18/09/20 8:18:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10190Mr Dome

One foot in the grave

18/09/20 8:16:10

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1144Dot Old

Reggae-and-bone men

18/09/20 8:12:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9337Chris Keegan

Grateful Dead

18/09/20 8:09:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11457Dave Bryan

''We thought someone was organising a grave.''

18/09/20 8:06:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13101Vanessa the Guesser

♪ Footloose .. ♪

18/09/20 8:05:40

 
stone face Vote score: 8115stone face

I don't find these captions humerus.

18/09/20 8:03:17

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

” Gosh Gav, I knew there was a disruption to AA services with everything that’s going on but this is ridiculous.”

18/09/20 8:02:52

 
Molly R Vote score: 2072Molly R

"Legless again, Keith?"
"Don't worry, Mick, I'm 'armless."

18/09/20 8:01:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

♫ Nick nack paddy whack, give a dog a bone… ♫

"OI, NOT MINE YOU THIEVIN' B*ASTARD!"

18/09/20 8:00:51

 
stone face Vote score: 8115stone face

The Strolling Bones..

18/09/20 8:00:45

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4994Kenny Ireland

Skeletal Family.

19/09/20 8:28:18

 
Eugene  Quill Eugene Quill

"Don't get me wrong, buskin's awright. We've 'ad some good years wiv the buskin', right? Itsa livin', innit? But, 'avin said that, jevver fink 'ow fings might a panned out diffrent if we'd done them Greek barstards wot was nickin' the fleece?"

18/09/20 23:57:06

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3953Crunchy Chords

On the road with Joan Arm-a-trading

18/09/20 15:55:54

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11711 Smuldo

They were good but No-Body went to see them...

18/09/20 13:31:38

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

They are a bona fide double act. The county and Western stars of to-marrow.

18/09/20 10:36:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10190Mr Dome

- You don't look very well guys. Been working too hard?
- Yes. We're a bit run down

18/09/20 9:38:29

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4503Stu Dent

The Ex Factor

18/09/20 9:13:45

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9337Chris Keegan

"Oi! You two, Rattle and Chum"

18/09/20 9:11:58

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

”They weren’t kidding when they called it the boneshaker bus.”

18/09/20 8:57:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11457Dave Bryan

The Zombies

18/09/20 8:11:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6900Glyn Evans

Hits and Run

18/09/20 8:06:52

 
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