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Play was stopped today, when a fully clothed man ran on the pitch of the Bikini Soccer finals.

06/01/21 8:02:55

The semis were interrupted by her being caught.

06/01/21 8:27:07

It was lucky that last night, Sandra had used Veet. Otherwise she could of been caught by the Fuzz

06/01/21 8:54:09

David Copperfeel

06/01/21 10:03:13

Fixture congestion led to a clash between the Baywatch UK tryouts and the Invisible Wheely Bin Racing Championship.

06/01/21 8:25:12

For the first time in my entire life, I'm beginning to understand the rules of cricket.

06/01/21 11:50:28

Ah, pre-Covid, when you could streak maskless.

06/01/21 11:13:25

The exhausted covid enforcement officer later confirmed that the streaker was a super spreader.

06/01/21 8:37:20

Winning streak

06/01/21 8:01:09

If you’ve just tuned in to Lord’s you’re in time to see a couple of bouncers.

06/01/21 23:58:38

I'm deeply offended: that woman is not wearing a mask.

06/01/21 11:14:54

Grab a granny Essex style.

06/01/21 8:39:53

8.00AM COVID LATEST: Male captioneers given a shot in the arm.

06/01/21 8:19:23

Covid enforcement officer accused of over stepping his remit. After he tackles a jogger for not wearing a mask.

06/01/21 8:16:09

The Bar Steward could of let her do a full circuit of the pitch.

07/01/21 7:44:37

I prefered it when you just threw your car keys into a hat.

06/01/21 22:34:08

Keep Off The Ass

06/01/21 17:18:51

I'm loving my new job... it's a hands on roll

06/01/21 15:17:21

Keeping up with the Kardashians

06/01/21 12:54:14

My favourite sporting event, the BennyHillathon.

06/01/21 11:48:08

Streaky Bea-con

06/01/21 10:31:35

Erica can't understand what all the fuss is about. She is just getting her daily exercise.

06/01/21 10:03:14

He was just keeping abreast of the situation

06/01/21 9:42:46

Amazon Prime delivery.It's getting better and better.

06/01/21 9:37:24

"Officials tend to get over-excited when they see our new hooker."

06/01/21 9:25:52

Snatch of the Day

06/01/21 9:06:20

''Please don't run away. Are you absolutely sure your old boiler doesn't need replacing?''

06/01/21 8:49:27

The man twirling competition has begun.

06/01/21 8:47:29

Every eighteenth year old when lockdown restrictions finally lift

06/01/21 8:45:57

The first Tackle of the game between, The local council & The lifeguards in the mixed Rugby league final.

06/01/21 8:43:20

"Let me give you a hand with those, love"

06/01/21 8:21:10

Barbados Police department manage to detain another Love Island covidiot.

06/01/21 8:16:20

"He was running around like a headless chick Gary."

06/01/21 8:10:57

Trainee postwoman shows she's no pushover.

06/01/21 8:06:23

"Wow, it's my birthday present!"

06/01/21 8:05:44

Lunge Gerry.

06/01/21 8:04:00

Erica Roe's granddaughter claims it's too cold to go topless.

06/01/21 8:00:54